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Chapter 202 The teacher doesn't have to be a salted fish
Chapter 202 The teacher doesn't have to be a salted fish
The students felt that Xu Zhen had really gone too far.
No matter how good Qiu Lengxue was, he couldn't recite the entire "Advertising" word for word.Too much, too much.Xu Zhen's way of playing is simply a perverted way of playing. He can laugh at Mr. Qiu for being pedantic and cold-blooded, but there is really no need for him to use such inferior means to tease Mr. Qiu.
However, just when everyone felt that Xu Zhen was playing too much, Tang Sibao smiled, then he pinched his nostrils habitually, turned his head and said to Qiu Lengxue: "Teacher Qiu, if you really can't recite it, then Just admit defeat honestly. The Master said: A disciple does not have to be inferior to a teacher, and a teacher does not have to be a salted fish."
"Fart! Disciples don't have to be inferior to teachers, and teachers don't have to be better than disciples. This sentence comes from Han Yu and Han Tuizhi's "Teacher's Talk". When did it become what Confucius said? Tang Zhiqiang, you scumbag, you are now Get the hell out of here, I don't want to talk to a scumbag who casually says 'I love you' to a female teacher. If you want me to say, you Tang Zhiqiang and Xu Zhen are the same, you two are basically bums."
Tang Sibao smiled without changing his face: "Teacher Qiu, don't be excited, be careful of high blood pressure, low blood sugar and prostatitis. If you can't do it, it doesn't mean that Brother Xu can't do it either!"
"...?"
Teacher Qiu paused, then looked at him with puzzled eyes, and then said coldly: "Tang Zhiqiang, you mean that Xu Zhen can recite the entire book? Do you know that this " Advertising has more than 400 pages in total?"
Tang Sibao smiled: "Don't talk about "Advertising" with more than 400 pages, even the "Oxford Dictionary" with 2400 pages, Brother Xu can memorize it."
As soon as he said that, all kinds of snorting and ridicule erupted from the audience.
Everyone suddenly felt that Xu Zhen might not be crazy, but Tang Sibao had gone crazy in advance.
After a while, the laughter faded away, and Qiu sneered and suddenly burst out laughing: "Hahaha, if Xu Zhen can memorize the whole book of "Advertising", I, Qiu Bin, will announce to your class today that your professional course , I will let you all pass, and I will never catch a make-up exam."
As soon as this remark came out, the whole class was in an uproar.
Tang Sibao immediately took out his mobile phone and turned on the tape recorder: "Teacher Qiu, can you repeat what you just said?"
Qiu Lengxue: "If Xu Zhen can memorize the whole chapter of "Advertising", I will exempt your whole class from the exam!"
At this time, Tang Sibao jumped up excitedly, and then suddenly shouted at the whole class: "Hey, are you all dead? Where is the applause?"
"Crack, clap, clap..."
Everyone didn't know whether Xu Zhen had the ability to justify himself, anyway, just applaud.
The applause lasted for a long time. In short, it was all for the sake of not making up the exam.
At that moment, the whole class focused on Xu Zhen alone.
At that moment, Xu Zhen was the savior recognized by the whole class!
Qiu Lengxue stood on the podium, waved his hands, and motioned everyone to stop applauding. He felt that a clown like Xu Zhen was not worthy of everyone's applause.
He moistened his throat, then coughed lightly, and said slowly: "Actually, a few years ago, when I took the college entrance examination, when my memory was at its best, if I were to write this 400-page "Advertising" It is not impossible to recite it. I believe that as long as I concentrate on memorizing it, I will be able to recite the whole text within a week."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone fell silent.
Teacher Qiu is really amazing, he can memorize 400 pages of books in a week, he really deserves to be the Tsinghua talent of China!We can’t blame ourselves for not being able to get into Tsinghua University. It’s entirely because the ancestral DNA is not good enough.
Everyone thought this way, and suddenly felt that the applause just now was indeed a bit wasted.What is Xu Zhen?Doesn't he just have a good skin, and then hug the thigh of a certain female CEO?From the perspective of a top student, can he be compared with the dignified teacher Qiu who graduated from Tsinghua University?He is simply a clown today.God bless, Mr. Qiu, don't get angry, Xu Zhen is doing things alone, you must not burn the flames of war on others!
Of course Xu Zhen knew what everyone was thinking.
However, he didn't care!Still the same sentence, the chick knows the ambition of the swan.His purpose today is to make the arrogant teacher Qiu lower his haughty head and stop looking down on the students of Lianhai College.
So, under everyone's questioning eyes, he slowly walked towards the podium, and finally came to Qiu Lengxue.
"Hello, teacher!"
He respectfully bowed to Qiu Lengxue.
"........."
Qiu Lengxue didn't expect him to make this move, and his expression was slightly embarrassed, but he didn't say anything, just nodded slightly.
Xu Zhen continued: "First of all, I want to be here, on behalf of the whole class, to thank the teacher for his decision to exempt the professional courses of our class."
Qiu Lengxue: "...?"
The whole class applauded again, but the applause was not intense, only Tang Sibao used the strength of breastfeeding when applauding.However, everyone felt that Tang Sibao might have gone crazy long ago.
Qiu Lengxue: "Xu Zhen, stop talking nonsense, you are also 19 years old, and you must speak responsibly. As I said just now, if you can memorize the entire "Advertising", I will let you all The class is exempted from the exam. However, I still haven't finished half a sentence. If you specially collude with everyone today to play me, I'm sorry. I will make a set of more difficult question types for your class this year's professional courses. Do it. When the time comes, if your professional make-up examination rate does not exceed 80%, then I, Qiu Bin, will be regarded as incompetent."
As soon as this remark came out, the whole classroom went crazy.
"No, teacher, don't..."
"Xu Zhen was just joking, don't take it seriously..."
"Teacher, I unilaterally quit the game, I don't want to be bound, I don't want to die..."
"Teacher, I support you, but I don't support Xu Zhen. I can't afford to play your games, and I don't want to play..."
"Xu Zhen, step down! Xu Zhen, step down!"
.........
The audience immediately became a mess.
Everyone wanted to draw a clear line with Xu Zhen, as if Xu Zhen was suffering from leprosy.
Seeing this situation, Qiu Lengxue couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Yes, he's quite happy, and he's happy for this to happen.
Xu Zhen turned her head slowly, looking at everyone's expressions like fighting landlords, feeling cold in her heart.To be honest, he really wanted to save everyone from the embarrassing situation of making up the professional exam, but everyone didn't trust him and didn't want him to be a hero.
At this moment, Tang Sibao slapped the table vigorously and said loudly, "Brother Xu, I support you! If you are going to lose, I would rather score 0 points professionally."
Xu Zhen nodded.
After a while, another person also stood up.
He is the good brother Zhou Datou in the same dormitory: "Xu Zhen, I support you too! Just now, Yu Mantang also sent a text message, saying that he would also buy you to win."
Zhou Datou used the word "buy" really well.
How did an academic competition turn into a horse betting?
(End of this chapter)
The students felt that Xu Zhen had really gone too far.
No matter how good Qiu Lengxue was, he couldn't recite the entire "Advertising" word for word.Too much, too much.Xu Zhen's way of playing is simply a perverted way of playing. He can laugh at Mr. Qiu for being pedantic and cold-blooded, but there is really no need for him to use such inferior means to tease Mr. Qiu.
However, just when everyone felt that Xu Zhen was playing too much, Tang Sibao smiled, then he pinched his nostrils habitually, turned his head and said to Qiu Lengxue: "Teacher Qiu, if you really can't recite it, then Just admit defeat honestly. The Master said: A disciple does not have to be inferior to a teacher, and a teacher does not have to be a salted fish."
"Fart! Disciples don't have to be inferior to teachers, and teachers don't have to be better than disciples. This sentence comes from Han Yu and Han Tuizhi's "Teacher's Talk". When did it become what Confucius said? Tang Zhiqiang, you scumbag, you are now Get the hell out of here, I don't want to talk to a scumbag who casually says 'I love you' to a female teacher. If you want me to say, you Tang Zhiqiang and Xu Zhen are the same, you two are basically bums."
Tang Sibao smiled without changing his face: "Teacher Qiu, don't be excited, be careful of high blood pressure, low blood sugar and prostatitis. If you can't do it, it doesn't mean that Brother Xu can't do it either!"
"...?"
Teacher Qiu paused, then looked at him with puzzled eyes, and then said coldly: "Tang Zhiqiang, you mean that Xu Zhen can recite the entire book? Do you know that this " Advertising has more than 400 pages in total?"
Tang Sibao smiled: "Don't talk about "Advertising" with more than 400 pages, even the "Oxford Dictionary" with 2400 pages, Brother Xu can memorize it."
As soon as he said that, all kinds of snorting and ridicule erupted from the audience.
Everyone suddenly felt that Xu Zhen might not be crazy, but Tang Sibao had gone crazy in advance.
After a while, the laughter faded away, and Qiu sneered and suddenly burst out laughing: "Hahaha, if Xu Zhen can memorize the whole book of "Advertising", I, Qiu Bin, will announce to your class today that your professional course , I will let you all pass, and I will never catch a make-up exam."
As soon as this remark came out, the whole class was in an uproar.
Tang Sibao immediately took out his mobile phone and turned on the tape recorder: "Teacher Qiu, can you repeat what you just said?"
Qiu Lengxue: "If Xu Zhen can memorize the whole chapter of "Advertising", I will exempt your whole class from the exam!"
At this time, Tang Sibao jumped up excitedly, and then suddenly shouted at the whole class: "Hey, are you all dead? Where is the applause?"
"Crack, clap, clap..."
Everyone didn't know whether Xu Zhen had the ability to justify himself, anyway, just applaud.
The applause lasted for a long time. In short, it was all for the sake of not making up the exam.
At that moment, the whole class focused on Xu Zhen alone.
At that moment, Xu Zhen was the savior recognized by the whole class!
Qiu Lengxue stood on the podium, waved his hands, and motioned everyone to stop applauding. He felt that a clown like Xu Zhen was not worthy of everyone's applause.
He moistened his throat, then coughed lightly, and said slowly: "Actually, a few years ago, when I took the college entrance examination, when my memory was at its best, if I were to write this 400-page "Advertising" It is not impossible to recite it. I believe that as long as I concentrate on memorizing it, I will be able to recite the whole text within a week."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone fell silent.
Teacher Qiu is really amazing, he can memorize 400 pages of books in a week, he really deserves to be the Tsinghua talent of China!We can’t blame ourselves for not being able to get into Tsinghua University. It’s entirely because the ancestral DNA is not good enough.
Everyone thought this way, and suddenly felt that the applause just now was indeed a bit wasted.What is Xu Zhen?Doesn't he just have a good skin, and then hug the thigh of a certain female CEO?From the perspective of a top student, can he be compared with the dignified teacher Qiu who graduated from Tsinghua University?He is simply a clown today.God bless, Mr. Qiu, don't get angry, Xu Zhen is doing things alone, you must not burn the flames of war on others!
Of course Xu Zhen knew what everyone was thinking.
However, he didn't care!Still the same sentence, the chick knows the ambition of the swan.His purpose today is to make the arrogant teacher Qiu lower his haughty head and stop looking down on the students of Lianhai College.
So, under everyone's questioning eyes, he slowly walked towards the podium, and finally came to Qiu Lengxue.
"Hello, teacher!"
He respectfully bowed to Qiu Lengxue.
"........."
Qiu Lengxue didn't expect him to make this move, and his expression was slightly embarrassed, but he didn't say anything, just nodded slightly.
Xu Zhen continued: "First of all, I want to be here, on behalf of the whole class, to thank the teacher for his decision to exempt the professional courses of our class."
Qiu Lengxue: "...?"
The whole class applauded again, but the applause was not intense, only Tang Sibao used the strength of breastfeeding when applauding.However, everyone felt that Tang Sibao might have gone crazy long ago.
Qiu Lengxue: "Xu Zhen, stop talking nonsense, you are also 19 years old, and you must speak responsibly. As I said just now, if you can memorize the entire "Advertising", I will let you all The class is exempted from the exam. However, I still haven't finished half a sentence. If you specially collude with everyone today to play me, I'm sorry. I will make a set of more difficult question types for your class this year's professional courses. Do it. When the time comes, if your professional make-up examination rate does not exceed 80%, then I, Qiu Bin, will be regarded as incompetent."
As soon as this remark came out, the whole classroom went crazy.
"No, teacher, don't..."
"Xu Zhen was just joking, don't take it seriously..."
"Teacher, I unilaterally quit the game, I don't want to be bound, I don't want to die..."
"Teacher, I support you, but I don't support Xu Zhen. I can't afford to play your games, and I don't want to play..."
"Xu Zhen, step down! Xu Zhen, step down!"
.........
The audience immediately became a mess.
Everyone wanted to draw a clear line with Xu Zhen, as if Xu Zhen was suffering from leprosy.
Seeing this situation, Qiu Lengxue couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Yes, he's quite happy, and he's happy for this to happen.
Xu Zhen turned her head slowly, looking at everyone's expressions like fighting landlords, feeling cold in her heart.To be honest, he really wanted to save everyone from the embarrassing situation of making up the professional exam, but everyone didn't trust him and didn't want him to be a hero.
At this moment, Tang Sibao slapped the table vigorously and said loudly, "Brother Xu, I support you! If you are going to lose, I would rather score 0 points professionally."
Xu Zhen nodded.
After a while, another person also stood up.
He is the good brother Zhou Datou in the same dormitory: "Xu Zhen, I support you too! Just now, Yu Mantang also sent a text message, saying that he would also buy you to win."
Zhou Datou used the word "buy" really well.
How did an academic competition turn into a horse betting?
(End of this chapter)
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