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Chapter 203 Precision Strike
Chapter 203 Precision Strike
Zhou Datou belongs to the kind of person who doesn't open his mouth for half a year and opens his mouth for half a year.
After he said that both he and Yu Mantang wanted to "buy" Xu Zhenying, voices echoed him again in the class.A few students who saw Xu Zhen driving a BMW X5 to class early in the morning actually wanted to hug Xu Zhen's thigh, and they didn't expect to be able to pass the major.So, at this time, they all expressed their willingness to "buy" Xu Zhenying as if they were living horse doctors!Even after more than ten seconds, several nympho girls also expressed that they would support Brother Xu to the end.
Qiu Lengxue looked under the stands and carefully counted the number of people. There were 65 people in the class, 13 of whom bought Xu Zhenying.So, he nodded, and marked the names of these 13 classmates with red ticks on the list.
"You thirteen Taibao, just wait for the same professional 0 points as Xu Zhen."
Qiu Lengxue's tone was flat, but his eyes were full of firmness.
Xu Zhen nodded: "Although there are three households in Chu, Chu must be eliminated if Qin is destroyed. Thank you 13 brothers and sisters for supporting me all the way. At the same time, I will also inform you in advance that if Teacher Qiu is true to his word, you should not need to make up for your professional courses." .”
Qiu Lengxue: "Nonsense, what I said is of course true!"
"Very good, Teacher Qiu, let's start then."
"no problem."
Qiu Lengxue pushed Tang Sibao away, opened the 400-page "Advertising" by himself.
There was no sound in the classroom.
Everyone watched Teacher Qiu flip the book quietly, and then followed Qiu Lengxue to open the book quietly.
Qiu Lengxue: "Student Xu Zhen, please recite now, pages 372 to 397, 'How Advertising Becomes a Powerful Air Ruler.'"
Xu Zhen: "The Marxist concept of commercial fetishism, that is, in a commodity economy based on private ownership, the social relationship between people is covered by the relationship between things, so that commodities have a mysterious attribute, as if they have The mysterious power that determines the fate of commodity producers is called commodity fetishism. As far as the commodity itself is concerned, people’s information about it is often incomplete. In addition to the functional level, the information on the production relationship is equally important………… (More than 28000 words are omitted here)”
After 5 minutes, Xu Zhen finished reciting.
Not bad, not missing a single word.
Even, Note 1, Note 2, Note 3 in the textbook... are all given away for free.
"........."
Qiu Lengxue opened his mouth wide, unable to speak.Despite the cool weather after autumn, a few bean-sized beads of sweat still hung on his forehead, and even his back was already soaked in sweat.
"........."
Everyone in the class didn't speak.
The palms of those Thirteen Taibao who bought Xu Zhenying just now began to sweat.
Those students who are not optimistic that Xu Zhen will win, look at me and I look at you, wishing to slap themselves hard.Of course, there are also some scheming people who keep peeking at Xu Zhen's desk from the corner of their eyes. They want to see clearly and see if Xu Zhen is cheating or not.
However, it did not.
Xu Zhen actually recited all 6 pages in one breath, and even felt a little uncomfortable in her throat.
However, Qiu was cold-blooded and refused to accept it!He is a brilliant student of Tsinghua University, so he lost to Xu Zhen in front of everyone?
"No, let's come again!"
Qiu Lengxue continued: "Please recite pages 389 to 395."
Xu Zhen waved his hands, not wanting to do physical work anymore: "Mr. Qiu, my throat is not feeling well, can I stop memorizing it for such a long time?"
Qiu Lengxue sneered coldly: "Haha, I knew it. I'm afraid you were just lucky enough to memorize those few chapters, right? Didn't you just promise that you could recite the whole book? Why, now you're back to Xiong Er's original form?"
Xu Zhen: "Teacher Qiu, it's not that I can't memorize it, but I think it's too troublesome and a waste of everyone's time. Why don't you just ask me which page, which paragraph, which line is the first word?" What is the word? This way, it’s simple! Hello and I are also welcome!”
As soon as this remark came out, the audience went "boom", and the pot exploded.
Damn, just now, Xu Zhen recited seven pages verbatim, and everyone already thought he was cheating.However, Xu Zhen actually said now that he can accurately say every page, every paragraph, every word?This, this is too ridiculous.Isn't this the legendary precision-guided strike?Could it be that this 400-page "Advertising" has been condensed into a database and directly implanted in Xu Zhen's mind?Otherwise, how could he be accurate to every word?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Some students have already turned on their mobile phones and recorded the whole process!If everything that happened today was just a dream, at least there is a video to prove it!
Looking at Qiu Lengxue on the podium again, his entire face was dark at the moment.
Yes, he felt the same way as everyone else, he didn't feel like he was standing on the podium, but more like lying on the bed.Damn, are you dreaming?If it wasn't in the dream, how could there be a madman like Xu Zhen in the second scumbag of Lianhai College?No no no, I must be dreaming!
When Teacher Qiu was about to twist his thigh, Xu Zhen smiled again: "Life is like a dream, and dreams are like life!"
"........."
Teacher Qiu's chicken skin stood up again.
His frail body began to tremble unknowingly.He couldn't help thinking of his glorious past. He could count 500 digits at the age of two; he started doing two-digit multiplication and division questions in the third grade of elementary school in kindergarten; In the third year of junior high school, he had already developed a strong interest in calculus; in high school, he went all the way to Tsinghua University, becoming a fighter among Tsinghua's top students, and even studying in Tsinghua University. When he was a graduate student, his tutor wanted to marry his daughter to him because he appreciated his talent...
Over the past few decades, Mr. Qiu has been shrouded in a dazzling halo of being a master.It is precisely because of the halo of these academic masters that he has always had a sense of IQ superiority of "I am the only one who respects me, and I am no one else".Even after he experienced the most painful scientific research failure in his life three years ago, he still has not shaken his confidence in himself...
However, today, at this moment.
Sitting under the podium, Xu Zhen, who was drinking Nongfu Spring with his head up, made him deeply feel the classic old saying: there are mountains outside mountains, people outside people, and immortals outside immortals.In order to prove that Xu Zhen is not only an outsider, but may even be an immortal, Qiu Lengxue certainly will not give up the opportunity to further investigate Xu Zhen.
He wiped the sweat from his forehead, quickly opened the book, and then asked excitedly: "Please listen, page 256, the third line, the first word, what is it?"
"I?"
"Very good. Excuse me, page 172, the last paragraph, where is the last word?"
"of?"
"Yes, yes. So... page 66, third paragraph, sixth word?"
"Son?"
After Xu Zhen answered the three answers, she paused immediately, as if she suddenly thought of something.So, he smiled and stringed the three words together: "I, er, son? Did I say it right just now?"
Qiu Lengxue: "..."
Tang Sibao: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Immediately afterwards, the whole room roared with laughter, and even the serious Qiu Lengxue laughed himself out loud.
Coincidentally.Unexpectedly, just now when Qiu Lengxue was choosing words to come up with a question, he was actually imprisoned.
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Datou belongs to the kind of person who doesn't open his mouth for half a year and opens his mouth for half a year.
After he said that both he and Yu Mantang wanted to "buy" Xu Zhenying, voices echoed him again in the class.A few students who saw Xu Zhen driving a BMW X5 to class early in the morning actually wanted to hug Xu Zhen's thigh, and they didn't expect to be able to pass the major.So, at this time, they all expressed their willingness to "buy" Xu Zhenying as if they were living horse doctors!Even after more than ten seconds, several nympho girls also expressed that they would support Brother Xu to the end.
Qiu Lengxue looked under the stands and carefully counted the number of people. There were 65 people in the class, 13 of whom bought Xu Zhenying.So, he nodded, and marked the names of these 13 classmates with red ticks on the list.
"You thirteen Taibao, just wait for the same professional 0 points as Xu Zhen."
Qiu Lengxue's tone was flat, but his eyes were full of firmness.
Xu Zhen nodded: "Although there are three households in Chu, Chu must be eliminated if Qin is destroyed. Thank you 13 brothers and sisters for supporting me all the way. At the same time, I will also inform you in advance that if Teacher Qiu is true to his word, you should not need to make up for your professional courses." .”
Qiu Lengxue: "Nonsense, what I said is of course true!"
"Very good, Teacher Qiu, let's start then."
"no problem."
Qiu Lengxue pushed Tang Sibao away, opened the 400-page "Advertising" by himself.
There was no sound in the classroom.
Everyone watched Teacher Qiu flip the book quietly, and then followed Qiu Lengxue to open the book quietly.
Qiu Lengxue: "Student Xu Zhen, please recite now, pages 372 to 397, 'How Advertising Becomes a Powerful Air Ruler.'"
Xu Zhen: "The Marxist concept of commercial fetishism, that is, in a commodity economy based on private ownership, the social relationship between people is covered by the relationship between things, so that commodities have a mysterious attribute, as if they have The mysterious power that determines the fate of commodity producers is called commodity fetishism. As far as the commodity itself is concerned, people’s information about it is often incomplete. In addition to the functional level, the information on the production relationship is equally important………… (More than 28000 words are omitted here)”
After 5 minutes, Xu Zhen finished reciting.
Not bad, not missing a single word.
Even, Note 1, Note 2, Note 3 in the textbook... are all given away for free.
"........."
Qiu Lengxue opened his mouth wide, unable to speak.Despite the cool weather after autumn, a few bean-sized beads of sweat still hung on his forehead, and even his back was already soaked in sweat.
"........."
Everyone in the class didn't speak.
The palms of those Thirteen Taibao who bought Xu Zhenying just now began to sweat.
Those students who are not optimistic that Xu Zhen will win, look at me and I look at you, wishing to slap themselves hard.Of course, there are also some scheming people who keep peeking at Xu Zhen's desk from the corner of their eyes. They want to see clearly and see if Xu Zhen is cheating or not.
However, it did not.
Xu Zhen actually recited all 6 pages in one breath, and even felt a little uncomfortable in her throat.
However, Qiu was cold-blooded and refused to accept it!He is a brilliant student of Tsinghua University, so he lost to Xu Zhen in front of everyone?
"No, let's come again!"
Qiu Lengxue continued: "Please recite pages 389 to 395."
Xu Zhen waved his hands, not wanting to do physical work anymore: "Mr. Qiu, my throat is not feeling well, can I stop memorizing it for such a long time?"
Qiu Lengxue sneered coldly: "Haha, I knew it. I'm afraid you were just lucky enough to memorize those few chapters, right? Didn't you just promise that you could recite the whole book? Why, now you're back to Xiong Er's original form?"
Xu Zhen: "Teacher Qiu, it's not that I can't memorize it, but I think it's too troublesome and a waste of everyone's time. Why don't you just ask me which page, which paragraph, which line is the first word?" What is the word? This way, it’s simple! Hello and I are also welcome!”
As soon as this remark came out, the audience went "boom", and the pot exploded.
Damn, just now, Xu Zhen recited seven pages verbatim, and everyone already thought he was cheating.However, Xu Zhen actually said now that he can accurately say every page, every paragraph, every word?This, this is too ridiculous.Isn't this the legendary precision-guided strike?Could it be that this 400-page "Advertising" has been condensed into a database and directly implanted in Xu Zhen's mind?Otherwise, how could he be accurate to every word?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Some students have already turned on their mobile phones and recorded the whole process!If everything that happened today was just a dream, at least there is a video to prove it!
Looking at Qiu Lengxue on the podium again, his entire face was dark at the moment.
Yes, he felt the same way as everyone else, he didn't feel like he was standing on the podium, but more like lying on the bed.Damn, are you dreaming?If it wasn't in the dream, how could there be a madman like Xu Zhen in the second scumbag of Lianhai College?No no no, I must be dreaming!
When Teacher Qiu was about to twist his thigh, Xu Zhen smiled again: "Life is like a dream, and dreams are like life!"
"........."
Teacher Qiu's chicken skin stood up again.
His frail body began to tremble unknowingly.He couldn't help thinking of his glorious past. He could count 500 digits at the age of two; he started doing two-digit multiplication and division questions in the third grade of elementary school in kindergarten; In the third year of junior high school, he had already developed a strong interest in calculus; in high school, he went all the way to Tsinghua University, becoming a fighter among Tsinghua's top students, and even studying in Tsinghua University. When he was a graduate student, his tutor wanted to marry his daughter to him because he appreciated his talent...
Over the past few decades, Mr. Qiu has been shrouded in a dazzling halo of being a master.It is precisely because of the halo of these academic masters that he has always had a sense of IQ superiority of "I am the only one who respects me, and I am no one else".Even after he experienced the most painful scientific research failure in his life three years ago, he still has not shaken his confidence in himself...
However, today, at this moment.
Sitting under the podium, Xu Zhen, who was drinking Nongfu Spring with his head up, made him deeply feel the classic old saying: there are mountains outside mountains, people outside people, and immortals outside immortals.In order to prove that Xu Zhen is not only an outsider, but may even be an immortal, Qiu Lengxue certainly will not give up the opportunity to further investigate Xu Zhen.
He wiped the sweat from his forehead, quickly opened the book, and then asked excitedly: "Please listen, page 256, the third line, the first word, what is it?"
"I?"
"Very good. Excuse me, page 172, the last paragraph, where is the last word?"
"of?"
"Yes, yes. So... page 66, third paragraph, sixth word?"
"Son?"
After Xu Zhen answered the three answers, she paused immediately, as if she suddenly thought of something.So, he smiled and stringed the three words together: "I, er, son? Did I say it right just now?"
Qiu Lengxue: "..."
Tang Sibao: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Immediately afterwards, the whole room roared with laughter, and even the serious Qiu Lengxue laughed himself out loud.
Coincidentally.Unexpectedly, just now when Qiu Lengxue was choosing words to come up with a question, he was actually imprisoned.
(End of this chapter)
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