King's Landing Nottingham

Chapter 788

Chapter 0788
"Hey, buddy, did you notice that Arjan's gait seems a little strange today?"

There were a large number of Notts County fans in the stands, and there were a few sharp-eyed fans among them. After the opening game, they noticed that something was wrong with Robben...

"It seems a bit strange..." Gavrich touched his head, as if he was wondering what kind of metaphor he would use to describe it.

"Hey! I have it! Let me just say, this thing is like having hemorrhoids!"

Um, huh?It seems to be true!
A few Notts County fans with deep experience nodded secretly after hearing Gavrich's words. It seems that this is really the case.

When I got sick before, I was just a man with chrysanthemums in my arms. The feeling is unforgettable forever.

If you don't clamp it tightly, it will hurt.

"I didn't expect Arjan to get hemorrhoids. Haha, I have unused plaster at my place. I will give it to him at the team's opening day next time."

Hahaha……

Whether Arjen Robben has hemorrhoids or not, no one knows except himself, but he is holding back his urine so badly, it feels like his bladder is about to explode.

Fortunately, the ball was never received on the right side. Chelsea didn't seem to intend to claim the ball at the beginning, and Robben basically didn't move from this side.

Suddenly, the Dutchman heard a whistle.

Like a goal?
"Go in, a goal? Fuck, is it close from our side?"

Robben clamped his buttocks and tried hard to find the referee. The man in the black jersey was indeed standing in Chelsea's penalty area.

"Fuck, we, did we score?"

That's right, many teammates ran towards Arjen Robben, and their destination was the corner kick.

"Notts County scored in the first five minutes and it was a perfect start."

"Franck Ribery's breakthrough on the left successfully attracted the defense of two Chelsea players, and the position at the top of the penalty area was instantly vacant."

"Fast movement of the ball often allows you to find the space to score and pass the ball. Sneijder took advantage of this space to complete the shot! It was brilliant!"

Anthony and Smith, the two English commentators, are still a bit reserved, and the Chinese commentary beside them has already begun to quote scriptures:
"The Dutch shot their bows and arrows, and the ball went straight into Chelsea's net like a cannonball. I couldn't help but think of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. It can be said that he is so powerful..."

Objectively speaking, some of the staff in charge of cleaning the Magpie Stadium are busy, and this guy doesn't know which TV station's saliva throughput is the absolute best tonight.

The glass window in front of the commentary booth was covered with a lot of unknown liquid, as if it had been raining heavily.

"Very beautiful!"

Wei Xun, who was watching the live broadcast at home, naturally noticed the goal. He didn't expect Notts County to have such a smooth start today.

Just now Wei Xun seemed to have heard the voice of Chelsea boss Roman Abramovich, guessing that the Russian came to see him at home.

Wei Xun had already seen all this from the camera, and even opened the door of his house ahead of time, but he hadn't seen the Russians come in after waiting for more than two minutes.

"Well, could it be that the elevator in the community is broken?"

Wei Xun called the property management, and after confirming that the elevator was not broken, he went out wearing slippers.

What the hell are the Russians doing? Isn't it just lagging behind? Even if they lose, so what?Friends still have to do it.

Sure enough, when Wei Xun walked to the second floor, at the corner of the stairs, he saw Abramovich, a local tycoon of Russia, embracing him.

"Roman?"

"Oh, Wei, my good brother!"

The Russian pushed aside several bodyguards guarding him, rushed forward and gave Wei Xun a big hug.

"What the hell..."

The Russians have released their sadness so quickly?How did he do that?
"Oh, Wei, the place you live in is easy for me to find. You obviously have a villa, why do you want to live in an ordinary community?"

In fact, Abramovich asked people to inquire clearly early on. If you want to find Wei Xun at the Notts County base, you can go to the residential area along the river to find him.

He usually doesn't live in villas. Some people feel that young couples still have to have a sense of privacy. Living with grandparents, parents, and mothers is somewhat inconvenient.

However, this happened to be the best reason for Abramovich's late arrival. The Russian local tycoon didn't notice the camera at all, but his bodyguards could all see it.

Don't tell a lie, the boss can't be a man anymore.

Could it be that it was because seeing Chelsea lagging behind, I didn't want to come for an instant?He was about to go back home, but was intercepted and killed by Wei Xun?
When the two returned home, Mr. Huang was preparing for the post-match press conference on the court at the moment, and he was not at home at all.

Wei Xun complacently prepared peanuts, braised chicken feet, etc., poured two glasses of beer, and sat cross-legged in front of the TV with Abramovich, feeling extremely comfortable.

"Roman, this game..." It doesn't matter if you lose. Before he could say a few words, he swallowed them back abruptly.

The score on the TV screen was one to one?

Damn it, his uncle!
When did you equalize the score!

Notts County scored the goal in the opening 5 minutes. It has not been 5 minutes since I went out back and forth. How did the score change?

Hell?
Wei Xun turned his head to look at Abramovich. The Russian looked at him with a smile. No matter how someone looked at it, he felt that he was facing a polar bear.

"Haha, Wei, it's a coincidence that when you stopped me just now, Malouda from Chelsea just scored a goal."

The Russian was secretly happy, but he didn't say it out, so he just pretended that this hadn't happened. We couldn't lose Wei Xun's face, and he had to rely on him to buy people.

This guy is very stingy, and he is far behind our bold Russians.

The two commentators quickly answered Wei Xun's questions.

Malouda, the former player of Notts County Club, made a breakthrough along the left flank. He inadvertently crossed the willow and was blocked by Gabriel Heinze. Vchenko did it overnight.

Lao Fan had no time to react, and Chelsea quickly equalized the score after losing the ball!

But how did Malouda's attack come about?
Robben, who clamped his butt and was a man, broke the ball under his feet in such a dazed effort. The Notts County player went up too fast, leaving Chelsea with a lot of room to sprint.

Then, no more...

Not a while after I scored a goal, Chelsea quickly equalized the score, and the originally elated Notts County fans suddenly became quiet.

What happened to Aljanro himself? The Notts County fans in the stands felt that the Dutchman's hemorrhoids had happened again...

………………Dividing line………………

(End of this chapter)