King's Landing Nottingham

Chapter 789 Brother, I want to pee...

Chapter 0789 brother, I want to pee......

"Ha ha……"

"Ha ha……"

"Hehehe, Roman, today's game is really exciting. We have scored two goals in less than 10 minutes!"

"Yeah, what did that sentence say, yes, I remembered that when you meet your opponent, you will meet a good talent!"

Abramovich tried to look like he had realized something, and patted himself on the head during the process.

The two hypocrites just chatted with each other, and neither of them felt embarrassed. Lying with eyes closed like this seems to have been commonplace for a long time, and it's no big deal.

"Cough, cough, Roman, eat, authentic Wuhan duck neck and chicken feet, it's delicious, you're welcome..."

Even Abramovich's assistant felt a little embarrassed, and Wei Xun calmly invited the Russians to eat and drink.

You are thick-skinned, and you really have to practice constantly.

The two of them just sat there eating and drinking, clinking glasses from time to time. This harmonious scene lasted until the No. 19 minute of the first half.

Lampard scored...

Shuangde always has a good performance against Notts County. Liverpool's Steven Gerrard can score a goal in almost every game, and Lampard is equally enthusiastic.

Makelele directly shoveled Iniesta, Xiaobai was still rolling on the ground clutching his legs, Chelsea had already launched a counterattack.

The attention of the Notts County players is still on Iniesta, but in fact, Makelele's tackle was not fouled.

Therefore, the referee's whistle will not sound.

"Fuck..."

Just as Wei Xun said it out loud, Abramovich's hand that stuffed peanuts into his mouth also stopped...

The goal on my side seems to be a bit of luck, huh?There was another person down in Notts County.

It hurts to see Iniesta lying on the ground, but you have to let Abramovich judge whether Makelele's tackle foul or not, he really doesn't know.

Furthermore, this operation is more beneficial to the Chelsea club. Abramovich subjectively believes that this is not a foul.

"Hiss, Wei, I hope he's okay."

Eating other people's food, drinking other people's food, and now leading Notts County, Abramovich is a little embarrassed if he doesn't express it.

The ball came back to Robben's defense, and he chased Lampard all the way into the penalty area. Unfortunately, his movement was still a bit slow.

Lampard's shot brushed Robben's ass and went straight into the magpie's net. Van der Sar reacted this time, but he was shaken by Robben and jumped in the opposite direction...

"Arjan, are you alright?"

Van der Sar actually blamed Robben a bit, but when he saw Robben lying in front of the goal, clutching his crotch and refusing to get up, he thought he was hit there.

"Obviously the ass hit the ball, why are you covering your crotch? Could it be, could it be that this is the legendary "Beating a Bull across the Mountain?"

Old Fan Meng, I didn't expect Lampard, an Englishman, to know Chinese Kung Fu.

It’s no big deal though, the sport of soccer is also said to have been first invented by the ancient Chinese:
A long time ago, this thing was called Cuju!

But it's a pity that England has become the birthplace of modern football, and Chinese football, well, let's not mention it...

"Brother, I want to pee..."

Not knowing how Arjen Robben managed to work through his thoughts, the Dutchman climbed up to Van der Sar in shame.

After saying this, Robben's face flushed red.

Let alone the person involved, even Van der Sar's face turned red.

What to do when you want to pee on the court?
In this matter, you really can't beat the experienced Edwin van der Sar.

That year he represented the Dutch team against the Brazilian national team. Ronaldo sat on the grass and peed, and used the football party in front of his brother.

Seeing that he seems to be very skilled in that action, it should not be the first time.

Now, Robben has not scored, and Chelsea's celebration may end at any time. It is not realistic to ask Robben to squat on the grass or go behind the billboard.

I would get a yellow card for being so stupid to go outside the field to pee.

"Hey, take it, Aryan, remember to return me a new one."

Lao Fan sighed, and threw the towel he left at the door to Robben, it was used by him to wipe his sweat, oh, I'm going, I blush just thinking about it.

With the towel in his hand, Robben was a little confused. What's the matter with the big brother giving him this towel?
Wrap this towel around your waist, then stand on the court and unleash it with impunity?
This is so awesome.

Thinking of this, Robben looked back at Van der Sar.

I really didn't expect that the eldest brother turned out to be such a person. When he was bored at the goal of the goal, he must have released himself a lot.

"What are you looking at, what are you thinking? I've never done it myself."

Robben looked at his eyes and didn't think anything good, and Van der Sar quickly corrected him.

Chelsea's celebration seemed to be coming to an end, Robben was still holding the towel in a daze, Van der Sar couldn't help but gave Peter Pan a kick.

"Hurry up, put the towel in your crotch, take it out and throw it away after peeing!"

Old Fan showed Robben a clear path, and Peter Pan took the order instantly, and when he was halfway peeing, Van der Sar yelled again:
"It's over, remember to throw it far away, and don't smoke me, otherwise, you will see it..."

How come I look good?

Brother, I will throw this towel later, do you still have evidence?Hahaha……

After the release, Robben smiled shamelessly, and after re-teaming, he finally returned to normal:
The pace is also vigorous.

The legs are also spread out.

It looks like a hemorrhoid has burst.

"Look at Aryan, that's right. I did the same thing once. After exercising vigorously for 10 minutes, the pain stopped. When I went home, my underwear was full of blood..."

Gavrich shamelessly exposed his own scandal. This guy was a bit big-hearted and didn't think anything of it, but the female fans around him consciously stayed away from him.

It may be difficult to find a girlfriend before the age of 30.

Wei Xun and Abramovich, who were squatting in the residential area along the river not far away, just watched the situation on the field quietly.

Wei Xun ate more, and Abramovich also drank a lot. Drinking alone is always a bit boring, but Notts County quickly helped the Russians solve this problem.

When Robben stepped up to kick the ball, the Notts County Club seemed to have broken a leg. Naturally, walking with a limp could not withstand Chelsea's defensive counterattack.

Offense is the best defense, and Notts County's offense with a broken arm is only 50.00% of its power, but after Peter Pan recovered, everything changed quickly.

In the 36th minute of the first half, Robben made a breakthrough on the right and successfully tackled Chelsea full-back Paulo Ferreira.

Everyone was guarding against Robben's left foot cutting inward, but this time, Robben used his left foot to circle a big arc.

"Nimma, it's too big..."

After the ball was passed, both Robben and Van Persie made the same voice.

One person dislikes his poor pass, and the other despises Robben's poor pass, anyway, he can't get it.

The point is, it doesn't matter if Van Persie can't reach it, Franck Ribery can.

Brother Scar didn't stop the ball on the left penalty area line. He swung his kick towards the goal. This kick really scored!

The Chelsea goalkeeper is in a good position, but he was blasted by Ribery in the close corner, so there is no way...

………………Dividing line………………

(End of this chapter)