Missy's Ghost Guard
Chapter 318
Chapter 318
Everyone usually earns a living in the Taoist temple, but you are trying to make a fool of me at a critical moment.
Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't!
Therefore, after being provoked by the second uncle's nonsense, Li Ruizhi became furious, glanced at the woman's face, and peeked at the woman's face, and immediately filled with confidence, blurted out without hesitation: "If I'm not mistaken, The face of this lady is rich and majestic, and the purple clouds are coming from the east. This is the face of Wangfu IKEA. In my humble opinion, your husband must have a big happy event these days... ah!"
The voice did not fall.
Li Ruizhi suddenly felt a severe pain in the back of his foot, and couldn't help crying out in pain.
He, Song Yang, stomped hard, grinned his teeth in pain, and glared at his apprentice angrily.
"Master, beware of fake faces and silicone... I think you are wrong." Song Yang reminded in a low voice.
Li Ruizhi frowned, and sure enough, he saw the expressions of disdain on the faces of all the seniors, and the mother and daughter were full of sullen faces, obviously hit by his words.
He couldn't help rubbing his hands together in embarrassment, full of confusion: something wrong?why?Look at the middle-aged woman's face without any traces of cosmetics, and without a trace of crow's feet. It can be seen that she is used to being pampered. Coupled with her perfect shape, according to the experience of the old physiognomy, she is a standard Wangfuwang family look.
Li Ruizhi was aggrieved for a while, how could this be wrong? ? ?
Song Yang saw that his master was deflated, and all his senior uncles and senior brothers were gloating. He felt annoyed, so he simply gritted his teeth and stood up, clearing his throat: "Ma'am, the reason why you came to our Taoist temple should be Because of palpitations and dreams for several days, in the dream, your husband appeared, right?"
After saying this.
The faces of the mother and daughter changed drastically, and they all looked at Song Yang dumbfounded.
It was this that bothered them, because it was so supernatural that it made them all shudder.
After all, the husband of the middle-aged woman has been dead for 10 years.
Even though one of them would have dreams day and night because of missing her husband or mourning her father, it would be a bit scary if they all had the same dream at the same time.
"Little God! Come and help us, my wife!" The middle-aged woman rushed forward immediately, her eyes full of hope, and she looked at Zhou Qiang expectantly, "You must have a solution, right?"
"Of course, people in our Taoist sect, when we see where the disaster comes from, we will naturally have a countermeasure." Song Yang smiled lightly, but rubbed his right fingers, "It's just that the secrets of heaven must not be leaked, and anyone who leaks will damage Yangshou. Therefore, I sacrificed my health to help you get rid of the disaster, and I need some extremely rare supplements to help me make up for the loss."
The young woman stared at Song Yang suspiciously for a moment, her eyes full of scrutiny.
After all, Song Yang's face of a miser and a liar made her very sick, and she could hardly imagine that the person in front of her was really trustworthy.
But the middle-aged woman has experienced many vicissitudes, and she is very clear: those pretending to be old gods are mostly liars, and Song Yang, who confidently mentioned the reward directly, Only the real pragmatists, and most of them are people with great abilities.
So, without further hesitation, she immediately took out two stacks of thick banknotes from the exquisite calfskin rose pattern handbag, and handed them to Song Yang respectfully: "Little fairy, please give me your advice."
"Ahem, as soon as a man has money, he will turn bad, degenerate, neglect his studies, and become a mediocre fool. Therefore, as an elder, I have to keep it for you first." Li Ruizhi immediately snatched it with his hands, and took it directly All cash is tucked into the sleeve.
Song Yangkuang rolled his eyes, Master used the same method to defraud him of his new year's money every New Year's Eve.
However, Song Yang doesn't care about money, anyway, he has no worries about food and clothing in the Taoist temple.
"It's actually very simple, now take out all the personal accessories you have obtained within a week, and give them to me for inspection!" Song Yang said seriously.
"Huh?" The mother and daughter were startled.
Song Yang explained: "According to physiognomy, although you are all wearing makeup, I can see black light transpiring, which is a typical sign of troubles! And through physiognomy, I found that you are all wrapped in In the thick smog at dusk, fortunately, you are all in pretty good condition. It can be seen that the thing that affects you is quite ordinary, not particularly powerful. It's just..."
Song Yang thought about it for a while, and reasoned like a detective: "In my opinion, you mother and daughter are affected to the same extent. So, there is a high probability that you bought a pair of accessories and shared them, right?"
As he spoke, Song Yang crossed his fingers and began to look at their earrings, bracelets and rings.
"You are really good at predicting things!" The middle-aged woman was so excited, without thinking, she immediately took out a lucky bag from her pocket, and said to her daughter, "The culprit must be them! When we traveled to Miaojiang three days ago , there is definitely something wrong with the ethnic fuku bags I bought from small vendors!"
The young woman also had a little more trust in Song Yang, so she obediently took out the lucky bag, threw it into Song Yang's hand, and nodded slightly: "Sir, please take a look."
Song Yang immediately dodged away, fearing that the thing would contaminate him.
At this time, the master Li Ruizhi, who was counting the money in the middle of the money, also changed suddenly, and took out a mahogany sword like a magic trick, and directly poked it on the lucky bag.
Then, a weird emerald green centipede slowly crawled out...
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
Screams resounded through the temple.
"It's a ghost centipede." Li Ruizhi stared at it vigilantly, swallowed with difficulty, and looked at the mother and daughter with a wry smile, "You are really lucky, if you didn't come to our Taoist temple, if you weren't discovered by my apprentice , I'm afraid...you will become the puppets of the Gu Master after a month."
After finishing speaking, Li Ruizhi couldn't help looking at Song Yang in amazement: "Boy, can you see this thing with physiognomy? This is beyond the capabilities of our physiognomy."
Song Yang rolled his eyes: "Where is it beyond that? I saw that they were in trouble through the physiognomy technique, and through the self-created physiognomy technique, I saw that their skills were not deep and superficial. I judged that it was within a week." question."
"But through physiognomy, I can only see that she is IKEA and IKEA..." Li Ruizhi was puzzled.
Song Yang chuckled and curled his lips: "That's because you saw that the wrinkles on her forehead are a serious blessing! Because from the surface, it is a classic heavenly pattern. However, this lady's cosmetics make the crow's feet around the eyes It is completely covered, but those crow's feet lines cut off the heavenly lines directly, this is the famous "middle way collapse" in physiognomy, which means Kefu... cough cough, let's talk about these things in private."
Seeing the middle-aged woman's complexion suddenly become ugly, Song Yang also realized from the master's wink that he should shut up, so he obediently closed his mouth and pretended to be dead.
"Great!"
At this moment, from outside the Taoist temple, a rather imposing gold silk sandalwood crutch appeared, and then a figure who was as short as a dwarf, but instantly silenced all the people in the Taoist temple, and made all the figures bow their heads convincingly appeared.
"Master."
"Master."
The disciples of the second and third generations bowed down one after another.
"Song Yang, you don't have to kowtow to me three times and nine times." The master smiled and supported Song Yang who was about to kneel down and salute, and nodded his head, "You can teach me! You are only a weak year, He has already become the real pillar of our gymnasium, not bad."
"Thanks to Master Master's praise..."
"Oh, you don't need to be polite. From now on, you will teach in the Eight Diagrams Hall and teach everyone your physiognomy." The master stroked his beard, but made a request that made everyone stunned.
Immediately, the Taoist temple exploded.
Second Master Uncle couldn't help interjecting: "Master, Song Yang is underage..."
The third uncle also shook his head: "Song Yang is just an ordinary miscellaneous disciple in the Taoist temple. Let alone an inner disciple, the outer disciple is not qualified. If you suddenly force him to grow up, I am afraid that the inner disciples in the Taoist temple will not be qualified. Everyone is dissatisfied."
"A bunch of idiots!"
The master of the Taoist temple sneered and reprimanded all those who spoke out to dissuade him, his eyes were cold: "Didn't you hear that Mencius said: The master is a teacher? Hearing the Tao has a sequence, and there is a specialization in the arts. Now, Song Yang is born with extraordinary talents and great abilities. You have mastered the supreme mystery of physiognomy when you were weak, and you are not humbly asking for advice, but actually plot against each other, and even want to persecute him? No wonder you are so dull and have no achievements!"
Everyone was frightened and dumbfounded, speechless.
"Song Yang, start teaching them right now!" the old man said calmly with his hands behind his back.
"Uh... this..." Song Yang was stunned, but he suddenly thought of the arrogant appearance of those bastard teachers and uncles before, and couldn't help being stubborn, "Lectures are lectures! But, the teacher in his private school, Students will be charged tuition fees, so you can’t let me share photography skills for free? Although we are feudal and superstitious, we live in a new era, so we have to respect intellectual property rights, right?”
His master immediately rewarded Song Yang with a slap in the face: "You boy! I taught you all your physiognomy for free. Now, I let you share it, but you are playing petty temper with me, white-eyed wolf!"
The master of the Taoist temple stroked his beard and said with a light smile, "No, Song Yang is right. Knowledge is inherently valuable, so when you finish teaching it, I will collect it according to the content, okay?"
"Come on."
Next, is the first lesson of Song Yang's life.
He began to tell the story from the beginning, and continued to talk until the evening.
Then, the content ends.
Zhou Qiang also woke up from the psychic state of the relic technique.
He raised his hand and looked at his watch, and found that about 17 minutes had passed, but in the book world of "Song's Physiognomy Handbook", 4 hours had passed!
Although Song Yang's teaching skills are mediocre, Zhou Qiang has a strong learning ability. He memorizes all the content by rote and keeps it in his heart. He also masters it in class and understands most of it.
"My God!" Zhou Qiang couldn't help but swallowed, and looked at the Song's Physiognomy Handbook with dull eyes, looking at it in shock, "This senior Song Yang actually forced a class The fragments of his memory were directly printed on the first page!!! What I sensed with the relic technique was the knowledge of physiognomy that Song Yang intentionally left behind..."
Song Yang branded his knowledge of physiognomy on a page in every class. This method is simply unimaginably powerful.
It's no wonder that Zhou Qiang has always felt that this "Song's Physiognomy Handbook" has an unimaginably strong spirit.
However, if you want to sense those memory fragments, you must have a strong spirit, at least you must be an innate warrior.However, Huang Wei, who kept the "Song's Physiognomy Handbook", did not reach the threshold.Relying on the relic technique, Zhou Qiang was lucky enough to successfully communicate with this book and obtain this knowledge.
(End of this chapter)
Everyone usually earns a living in the Taoist temple, but you are trying to make a fool of me at a critical moment.
Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't!
Therefore, after being provoked by the second uncle's nonsense, Li Ruizhi became furious, glanced at the woman's face, and peeked at the woman's face, and immediately filled with confidence, blurted out without hesitation: "If I'm not mistaken, The face of this lady is rich and majestic, and the purple clouds are coming from the east. This is the face of Wangfu IKEA. In my humble opinion, your husband must have a big happy event these days... ah!"
The voice did not fall.
Li Ruizhi suddenly felt a severe pain in the back of his foot, and couldn't help crying out in pain.
He, Song Yang, stomped hard, grinned his teeth in pain, and glared at his apprentice angrily.
"Master, beware of fake faces and silicone... I think you are wrong." Song Yang reminded in a low voice.
Li Ruizhi frowned, and sure enough, he saw the expressions of disdain on the faces of all the seniors, and the mother and daughter were full of sullen faces, obviously hit by his words.
He couldn't help rubbing his hands together in embarrassment, full of confusion: something wrong?why?Look at the middle-aged woman's face without any traces of cosmetics, and without a trace of crow's feet. It can be seen that she is used to being pampered. Coupled with her perfect shape, according to the experience of the old physiognomy, she is a standard Wangfuwang family look.
Li Ruizhi was aggrieved for a while, how could this be wrong? ? ?
Song Yang saw that his master was deflated, and all his senior uncles and senior brothers were gloating. He felt annoyed, so he simply gritted his teeth and stood up, clearing his throat: "Ma'am, the reason why you came to our Taoist temple should be Because of palpitations and dreams for several days, in the dream, your husband appeared, right?"
After saying this.
The faces of the mother and daughter changed drastically, and they all looked at Song Yang dumbfounded.
It was this that bothered them, because it was so supernatural that it made them all shudder.
After all, the husband of the middle-aged woman has been dead for 10 years.
Even though one of them would have dreams day and night because of missing her husband or mourning her father, it would be a bit scary if they all had the same dream at the same time.
"Little God! Come and help us, my wife!" The middle-aged woman rushed forward immediately, her eyes full of hope, and she looked at Zhou Qiang expectantly, "You must have a solution, right?"
"Of course, people in our Taoist sect, when we see where the disaster comes from, we will naturally have a countermeasure." Song Yang smiled lightly, but rubbed his right fingers, "It's just that the secrets of heaven must not be leaked, and anyone who leaks will damage Yangshou. Therefore, I sacrificed my health to help you get rid of the disaster, and I need some extremely rare supplements to help me make up for the loss."
The young woman stared at Song Yang suspiciously for a moment, her eyes full of scrutiny.
After all, Song Yang's face of a miser and a liar made her very sick, and she could hardly imagine that the person in front of her was really trustworthy.
But the middle-aged woman has experienced many vicissitudes, and she is very clear: those pretending to be old gods are mostly liars, and Song Yang, who confidently mentioned the reward directly, Only the real pragmatists, and most of them are people with great abilities.
So, without further hesitation, she immediately took out two stacks of thick banknotes from the exquisite calfskin rose pattern handbag, and handed them to Song Yang respectfully: "Little fairy, please give me your advice."
"Ahem, as soon as a man has money, he will turn bad, degenerate, neglect his studies, and become a mediocre fool. Therefore, as an elder, I have to keep it for you first." Li Ruizhi immediately snatched it with his hands, and took it directly All cash is tucked into the sleeve.
Song Yangkuang rolled his eyes, Master used the same method to defraud him of his new year's money every New Year's Eve.
However, Song Yang doesn't care about money, anyway, he has no worries about food and clothing in the Taoist temple.
"It's actually very simple, now take out all the personal accessories you have obtained within a week, and give them to me for inspection!" Song Yang said seriously.
"Huh?" The mother and daughter were startled.
Song Yang explained: "According to physiognomy, although you are all wearing makeup, I can see black light transpiring, which is a typical sign of troubles! And through physiognomy, I found that you are all wrapped in In the thick smog at dusk, fortunately, you are all in pretty good condition. It can be seen that the thing that affects you is quite ordinary, not particularly powerful. It's just..."
Song Yang thought about it for a while, and reasoned like a detective: "In my opinion, you mother and daughter are affected to the same extent. So, there is a high probability that you bought a pair of accessories and shared them, right?"
As he spoke, Song Yang crossed his fingers and began to look at their earrings, bracelets and rings.
"You are really good at predicting things!" The middle-aged woman was so excited, without thinking, she immediately took out a lucky bag from her pocket, and said to her daughter, "The culprit must be them! When we traveled to Miaojiang three days ago , there is definitely something wrong with the ethnic fuku bags I bought from small vendors!"
The young woman also had a little more trust in Song Yang, so she obediently took out the lucky bag, threw it into Song Yang's hand, and nodded slightly: "Sir, please take a look."
Song Yang immediately dodged away, fearing that the thing would contaminate him.
At this time, the master Li Ruizhi, who was counting the money in the middle of the money, also changed suddenly, and took out a mahogany sword like a magic trick, and directly poked it on the lucky bag.
Then, a weird emerald green centipede slowly crawled out...
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
Screams resounded through the temple.
"It's a ghost centipede." Li Ruizhi stared at it vigilantly, swallowed with difficulty, and looked at the mother and daughter with a wry smile, "You are really lucky, if you didn't come to our Taoist temple, if you weren't discovered by my apprentice , I'm afraid...you will become the puppets of the Gu Master after a month."
After finishing speaking, Li Ruizhi couldn't help looking at Song Yang in amazement: "Boy, can you see this thing with physiognomy? This is beyond the capabilities of our physiognomy."
Song Yang rolled his eyes: "Where is it beyond that? I saw that they were in trouble through the physiognomy technique, and through the self-created physiognomy technique, I saw that their skills were not deep and superficial. I judged that it was within a week." question."
"But through physiognomy, I can only see that she is IKEA and IKEA..." Li Ruizhi was puzzled.
Song Yang chuckled and curled his lips: "That's because you saw that the wrinkles on her forehead are a serious blessing! Because from the surface, it is a classic heavenly pattern. However, this lady's cosmetics make the crow's feet around the eyes It is completely covered, but those crow's feet lines cut off the heavenly lines directly, this is the famous "middle way collapse" in physiognomy, which means Kefu... cough cough, let's talk about these things in private."
Seeing the middle-aged woman's complexion suddenly become ugly, Song Yang also realized from the master's wink that he should shut up, so he obediently closed his mouth and pretended to be dead.
"Great!"
At this moment, from outside the Taoist temple, a rather imposing gold silk sandalwood crutch appeared, and then a figure who was as short as a dwarf, but instantly silenced all the people in the Taoist temple, and made all the figures bow their heads convincingly appeared.
"Master."
"Master."
The disciples of the second and third generations bowed down one after another.
"Song Yang, you don't have to kowtow to me three times and nine times." The master smiled and supported Song Yang who was about to kneel down and salute, and nodded his head, "You can teach me! You are only a weak year, He has already become the real pillar of our gymnasium, not bad."
"Thanks to Master Master's praise..."
"Oh, you don't need to be polite. From now on, you will teach in the Eight Diagrams Hall and teach everyone your physiognomy." The master stroked his beard, but made a request that made everyone stunned.
Immediately, the Taoist temple exploded.
Second Master Uncle couldn't help interjecting: "Master, Song Yang is underage..."
The third uncle also shook his head: "Song Yang is just an ordinary miscellaneous disciple in the Taoist temple. Let alone an inner disciple, the outer disciple is not qualified. If you suddenly force him to grow up, I am afraid that the inner disciples in the Taoist temple will not be qualified. Everyone is dissatisfied."
"A bunch of idiots!"
The master of the Taoist temple sneered and reprimanded all those who spoke out to dissuade him, his eyes were cold: "Didn't you hear that Mencius said: The master is a teacher? Hearing the Tao has a sequence, and there is a specialization in the arts. Now, Song Yang is born with extraordinary talents and great abilities. You have mastered the supreme mystery of physiognomy when you were weak, and you are not humbly asking for advice, but actually plot against each other, and even want to persecute him? No wonder you are so dull and have no achievements!"
Everyone was frightened and dumbfounded, speechless.
"Song Yang, start teaching them right now!" the old man said calmly with his hands behind his back.
"Uh... this..." Song Yang was stunned, but he suddenly thought of the arrogant appearance of those bastard teachers and uncles before, and couldn't help being stubborn, "Lectures are lectures! But, the teacher in his private school, Students will be charged tuition fees, so you can’t let me share photography skills for free? Although we are feudal and superstitious, we live in a new era, so we have to respect intellectual property rights, right?”
His master immediately rewarded Song Yang with a slap in the face: "You boy! I taught you all your physiognomy for free. Now, I let you share it, but you are playing petty temper with me, white-eyed wolf!"
The master of the Taoist temple stroked his beard and said with a light smile, "No, Song Yang is right. Knowledge is inherently valuable, so when you finish teaching it, I will collect it according to the content, okay?"
"Come on."
Next, is the first lesson of Song Yang's life.
He began to tell the story from the beginning, and continued to talk until the evening.
Then, the content ends.
Zhou Qiang also woke up from the psychic state of the relic technique.
He raised his hand and looked at his watch, and found that about 17 minutes had passed, but in the book world of "Song's Physiognomy Handbook", 4 hours had passed!
Although Song Yang's teaching skills are mediocre, Zhou Qiang has a strong learning ability. He memorizes all the content by rote and keeps it in his heart. He also masters it in class and understands most of it.
"My God!" Zhou Qiang couldn't help but swallowed, and looked at the Song's Physiognomy Handbook with dull eyes, looking at it in shock, "This senior Song Yang actually forced a class The fragments of his memory were directly printed on the first page!!! What I sensed with the relic technique was the knowledge of physiognomy that Song Yang intentionally left behind..."
Song Yang branded his knowledge of physiognomy on a page in every class. This method is simply unimaginably powerful.
It's no wonder that Zhou Qiang has always felt that this "Song's Physiognomy Handbook" has an unimaginably strong spirit.
However, if you want to sense those memory fragments, you must have a strong spirit, at least you must be an innate warrior.However, Huang Wei, who kept the "Song's Physiognomy Handbook", did not reach the threshold.Relying on the relic technique, Zhou Qiang was lucky enough to successfully communicate with this book and obtain this knowledge.
(End of this chapter)
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