Character plot experience system

Chapter 314, it's over

As a Chinese, it is natural to love to watch the excitement. Tang Zang mainly wants to see if there is any news that he can laugh at when he reads the news, or to see if the place where he lives is not within the range of evil spirits.

In addition to the two things mentioned above, watching the news is to learn how to defend against evil spirits with malicious intentions.

"Good evening, viewers, welcome to the live news."

The TV screen turned to a middle-aged man in a kung fu suit with the word "Hua" embroidered on his right chest.

It is said that every member of their group becomes stronger by absorbing aura, not by mutation.They also came up with a novel-like name for the power class, which is the division from the first floor of Duling to the tenth floor of Duling.This middle-aged man is said to be on the fifth floor of Duling, and he is a very powerful one.

"Good evening, audience friends. Below I will provide you with a few ways to get out of the body when encountering evil spirits. First, when encountering evil spirits, you must first keep calm. You can't show fear, because the more you are afraid, The more excited the evil spirits become.

Since the revival of Reiki, we have found through research that a special colorless gas is produced in the human body. Once we humans have negative emotions such as fear and fear, this gas will be released from the body, and this gas is easy to excite evil spirits. It can also allow the evil spirits to temporarily increase their strength. "

Tang Zang in front of the TV heard the middle-aged man talking about important points, and hurriedly took out a small notebook to record the important points.

As the spiritual energy recovers longer, there will definitely be more and more evil spirits. If we don't meet them now, we may not be able to meet them in the future, so it is good to add some knowledge points.

"In addition, secondly, evil spirits are most afraid of masculinity. If the evil spirit is a little weaker, you don't have to be afraid. If you gather a few old men together, it will recede. Therefore, when female friends go out at night, remember to bring It's really not good to bring your own husband or boyfriend, but it's also okay to bring your own father.

What’s more, what we often call boy’s urine, our research found that the urine of a man who has never had sex with a woman contains a strange substance, which is enough to cause harm to evil spirits. The yellower the urine, the more harmful it is.Of course, we only discovered this after the spiritual energy recovered. "

"Finally, thirdly, when you are walking alone at night, if you hear someone calling you, don't turn your head back. In this case, it is generally a possibility that the evil spirit calling you is of a weak type and cannot directly harm you. You, if you turn back, it will be bad, the consequences will be unimaginable. So don’t turn back, go straight ahead, go to a crowded place, if there is no one around, then go to the police station and tell the police comrades about your situation , and then sleep in the bureau overnight, and leave after dawn.

Our police stations all over the country are now equipped with exorcising personnel and various equipment, so you don’t have to worry about evil spirits entering the station and hurting you.The above are emergency measures. In case the above measures are ineffective, please call for emergency services in time. "

"The last thing, welcome to join us, let us work together to defend our home from evil spirits and beasts, thank you."

"Thanks to the team leader for his emergency measures."

The screen cut back to the host: "Let's look at the next report..."

Tang Zang wrote in the small notebook for a while, then nodded with satisfaction.

The team leader inside said a lot, Tang Zang only recorded a few lines,
Take a look at his small notebook, it is clean and tidy, no doodles, only a few lines of writing on it,

One, keep calm because fear is useless.

Second, use the urine, as long as the urine is yellow enough, it will drive back millions of evil spirits.

Third, find the police uncle and change to another place to sleep.

Closed the notebook, turned off the TV, and walked to the bedroom: "New knowledge has been added today."

dong dong dong

Tang Zang, who had just put away his small notebook, heard someone knocking on the door, and he rushed out and shouted, "Who is it!?"

dong dong dong

The person who knocked on the door did not answer and continued to knock on the door.

Tang Zang walked towards the door,

It must be the property management, dammit, isn't it just a few days late to pay the property management fee, knocking on the door every now and then to remind them, and I have never seen them so diligent when there is a problem in the community.

"Come on, come on, stop knocking."

Tang Zang walked to the door, unlocked it, and opened the door: "Didn't it be agreed that the property will be handed over in three days..."

Before he finished speaking, Tang Zang shut up, because he saw a person floating in front of the door...ah no, it was an evil spirit, the point is that he was too familiar with this evil spirit, because he always wanted to sleep with him in his dream the night before. that evil spirit.

The moment he saw the evil spirit, Tang Zang's first reaction was not to close the door and call the police, but... So it was not a dream!
then……

With a bang, shut the door,

Tang Zang panted heavily with his back against the door, reminding himself constantly.

Calm down, yes, I want to calm down, calm down...

He hastily locked the door, ran to the living room, picked up the teapot on the table, time was running out, and he couldn't care less,
Take off your pants, aim at the mouth of the teapot...

He lowered his head, taking deep breaths,

"Brother, you don't want to lose the chain at this time, pee quickly, come out, usually you are very good at it, if you don't, your elder brother will be finished..."

Boom boom boom!
The knock on the door grew louder, as if the evil spirit was angry at being rejected...

Tang Zang looked back at the door that was knocking harder and louder, and his heart was about to jump out.
"Hurry up, brother, help me..."

boo~
Finally pee came out, if you don't come out again, I want to cut you up.

The urine came out, but the amount was not much. Tang Zang glanced at it, and it was less than [-] milliliters.
He regretted not drinking more water, but now regretting is useless, he can only comfort himself: "It's okay, yellow urine hurts a lot!"

Immediately afterwards, he hurriedly pulled up his pants, hugged the teapot, and ran back to his bedroom, which was also locked directly.

He took out his mobile phone to call for help, but unfortunately found that there was no signal. Then he remembered that he had read the news before that some powerful evil spirits could affect the nearby magnetic field, causing the mobile phone signal to be lost, but the landline was not affected.

landline,

Tang Zang suddenly turned his head to look at the landline lined up on the bedside table,
At this critical moment, Tang Zang really wanted to say "Thank you!!" to his ex-fiancee

Tang Zang didn't want to install a landline if his ex-fiancée hadn't strongly demanded it, because he thought it was useless and a waste of money to install a landline in the era of wireless networks.

Now it seems that it was a wise choice to install a landline at the beginning.

Tang Zang immediately ran to the landline, picked up the landline, and made an emergency call.
beep~ beep~ beep~
Hurry up... Hurry up, if you don't pick up again, I'll be on the news tomorrow.

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(End of this chapter)