Character plot experience system

Chapter 315, it's useless, bastard
Hurry up... Hurry up, if you don't pick up again, I'll be on the news tomorrow.

Beep ~ After the fifth ring, someone finally answered.

"Hello, Exorcism Rescue, may I help you?"

Tang Zang: "I need rescue. An evil spirit is knocking on the door of my house. I live in Suite [-], Unit [-], Liufanle Community. Hurry up and save me... Hello? Hello!?"

beep beep~~

A busy tone came from the other end of the phone.

Tang Zang thought that the other party hung up his phone, and he was very angry. Doesn't Diaosi have the right to be rescued?
When I looked back and wanted to replay it back, I realized... It turned out that it was not the other party who hung up the phone, but the evil spirit who hung up the phone. Looking at Tang Zang with gentle eyes.

"Husband, I couldn't accompany you last night, you won't blame my family?"

Gollum~

Tang Zang swallowed his saliva and forced himself to calm down: "No...not to blame."

The evil spirit threw the landline aside casually, and squatted in front of Tang Zang: "Then why did the husband reject the servant's house?"

"This... this... because... because people are in a hurry, I plan to open the door for you after I'm done."

"is that true?"

"When...of course it is true, how could I lie to you?"

The evil spirit moved closer to Tang Zang, and continued: "Husband, although you and I are married, we don't know each other's life experience, why don't we have a long talk tonight, okay?"

Tang Zang nodded again and again: "Okay... okay."

As long as you don't keep thinking about sleeping with me, you can do whatever you want.

"Come on, my husband, please sit down."

The evil spirit pulled Tang Zang to sit beside the bed, and she sat next to Tang Zang, and then kept staring at Tang Zang, as if waiting for Tang Zang to speak.

Seeing that the evil spirit had no intention of attacking him, Tang Zang's rapidly beating heart gradually returned to normal frequency.

"My name is Tang Zang, and I have no father or mother. This is my life experience."

"I didn't expect my husband to have such a tragic life experience. My husband is at ease. From now on, the slave family will be by my husband's side and will never leave."

The evil spirit's fleshless hand gently held the back of Tang Zang's hand,
Tang Zang shivered suddenly, feeling his heart was getting colder and colder.

Evil spirit: "My family's surname is Lu, and the single name is a soft word. The husband can be called Nujia Rourou. It has been more than 560 years since my family passed away. It used to be..."

Listening to the "self-introduction" of the evil spirit Lu Rou, Tang Zang knew that this evil spirit came from a famous family and was a high-ranking lady. However, the kings of the two countries coveted her beauty and started a war for her, and then she was forced to commit suicide. But he was rescued, his life was saved, but he became crazy.

She is crazy, and the monarchs of the two countries have no idea of ​​marrying her, so there is a truce.

No one is willing to marry a crazy woman, only a fool is willing, and her parents really marry her to a fool.

Lu Rou didn't really become a lunatic, she just pretended to be a lunatic on purpose, in order to make the monarchs of the two countries give up the idea of ​​marrying her, she was pretending to be a lunatic, not really a lunatic, who would like to marry a lunatic?
In order to protect her innocence from being defiled by others, she killed the fool on the wedding night in the bridal chamber, and cut off her right hand cruelly with a knife, because she killed the fool with her right hand.

She knew that killing a fool was an unforgivable crime, so she committed suicide and apologized.

Then, her parents took her body back, because her father felt too shameful and felt that she was not qualified to be buried in the Lu family cemetery, so they buried her in a mass grave.

This is her background, and it sounds a bit different from the bloody routines in TV dramas.The routine in the TV series is that the heroine designs to escape the pursuit of the hero, and then her family forces her to marry someone she doesn’t like, and then she is rescued by the hero, and then the second hero gets angry and kills because he can’t marry the heroine The whole family of the hostess, in the end the hostess felt sorry for the dead family members and committed suicide.

Tang Zang: "My lady."

Shen Wen, the evil spirit: "Aha?"

Tang Zang:. . . . .

Should I sing the next line?
"What happened later? You turned into a ghost and killed them?"

Lu Rou shook her head: "Before the spiritual energy is revived, the slave family has no ability to kill them. They can only watch them die of old age. After the spiritual energy is revived, the slave family will be able to condense the spirit body and become the evil spirit you are talking about now."

It turned out to be the case.

Tang Zang: "Since we've all gotten to know each other, why don't we just say goodbye, you'll be your evil spirit, and I'll be my ghost...ah no, I'll be my ordinary person, and we'll have nothing to do with each other from now on, how about it?" ?”

After Lu Rou looked at Tang Zang for a long time, she said: "My husband is going to divorce the slave family?"

Tang Zang: "It's nothing. Look, we haven't paid homage, we don't have a matchmaker's words, our parents ordered us, and we didn't get married. How can we talk about divorce? I know what you want to say, don't you just wear my clothes?" Ring, after listening to the oath, we are Chinese, and foreigners don't count. Do you understand?"

"So, Husband doesn't recognize slaves anymore, does he?"

Lu Rou's body can faintly see bloody red gas emerging, which is a typical sign of going crazy.

Without even thinking about it, Tang Zang picked up the teapot and poured it on Lu Rou's face.

sa~~

Yellow urine spilled on Lu Rou's face, Lu Rou stopped, the red gas dissipated from her body, and looked up at Tang Zang.

Tang Zang saw that the scarlet gas dissipated, and thought it worked. He walked in front of Lu Rou calmly, he was extremely arrogant.

He raised his hand and gave Lu Rou a slap,

Snapped!
Lu Rou was a little dazed by the beating.

Why is he not afraid of me?
He got stronger?No, he is still an ordinary person, so where did he have the courage to hit me?
His slap made me feel unconfident.

Tang Zang: "The ancients said that women obey the three virtues and four virtues. What about you? Look at you. You don't have a single hand. Do you still have a perfect body? You are a lady, you used to be, are you still now? You are both Hundreds of years old, can you be considered a lady? You are older than my great-grandmother."

Tang Zang thought that after splashing the boy's urine, the evil spirits would lose their threat, and they could beat them however they wanted.In fact, he misunderstood the meaning of the "expert". The expert meant that pouring a boy's urine would cause harm to the evil spirits, which would help buy himself time to escape.

"Don't you want to be my wife? Okay, you are my wife now, but now I divorce you again, what can you do?"

Tang Zang's nostrils were turned upside down, as if I was standing in front of you, and you see that I am not arrogant.

After listening to Tang Zang's persuasion, Lu Rou said: "What you said, is it true?"

Tang Zang: "Really."

Lu Rou: "Really?"

Tang Zang: "Sure enough!"

Lu Rou: "The slave family will kill you."

Tang Zang: "Your words are ridiculous..."

boom!
Lu Rou suddenly rushed forward, grabbed Tang Zang's neck with one hand, and smashed Tang Zang against the wall, her eyes were fierce.

Tang Zang's eyes widened...

How is she all right! ?
Damn, I knew what the experts said was unreliable.

Boy urine is useless at all!asshole!
It's over, it's over, I'm going to be strangled to death.

Tang Zang grabbed Lu Rou's hand that was pinching his neck with both hands, hoping to break free.
But how could the power of the evil spirit be something that an ordinary person like him could shake.

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(End of this chapter)