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Chapter 388, I am a pig
Chapter 388, I am a pig
After a while, he came to the bottom of the water, picked up Tangzang's shoes, tied them around his waist, and was about to go upstream, when he saw an extremely ugly cave and thought to himself,
Nothing floats in this river, there must be monsters at work. Looking at this cave, you can tell that there are monsters living in it.
It's better for me to stay out of my own business and leave the rough work of fighting monsters to that dead monkey.
Just as he was about to go upstream and leave this ominous place, a rough voice came...
"Who is coming? Sign up to come!"
When Zhu Bajie heard it,
It was broken and was discovered by monsters.
If you insist on going upstream now, wouldn't you get a reputation for fleeing without a fight?If it spreads to the heavenly court, those old immortals will laugh at me to death.
No, I am the marshal of the canopy anyway, how can I be afraid of a water demon?
Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie didn't go upstream, turned around, looked at the source of the sound, and was about to report himself, but when he saw the appearance of a monster, he froze for a moment...
My God... the Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, old pig, am I blind?There are people uglier than me in this world.
The monster not far from Zhu Bajie is the water monster, the future Monk Sha,
I have to say that the water demon is really ugly, even uglier than Zhu Bajie, usually too beautiful to express in words, he is too ugly to express in words.
Seeing the appearance of the water demon, Zhu Bajie forgot to even declare his family name.
The water demon stared at Zhu Bajie vigilantly: "Hey! Why are you staring at me? Could it be that I'm ugly and want to laugh at me!?"
"No, no, don't get me wrong."
Zhu Bajie quickly waved his hands,
This monster is not easy to mess with at first glance. I don't know if I can beat him. Since I don't have the confidence to beat him, then I should "know the current affairs" a little bit. I should...not be cowardly, right?
Zhu Bajie: "I thought you were so handsome, and I wanted to take a second look, so I was dumbfounded."
Water demon: "Handsome? What do you mean?"
Zhu Bajie: "It means handsome and unrestrained."
The water demon was stunned. He has been here for so long, and no one has ever said that he is handsome. For a while, he actually believed Zhu Bajie's words so much.
Water demon: "Really? Don't lie to me."
Zhu Bajie nodded and said affirmatively: "I didn't lie to you, you are really handsome! You are so handsome, you can't be more handsome!"
The water demon was a little embarrassed, after all, it was the first time someone praised him for being so tall and big: "It's... is it?"
Zhu Bajie nodded again: "Of course, I'm a pig to lie to you."
The water demon was happy: "Haha, I yelled at you just now, I'm really sorry."
Zhu Bajie: "It's okay, I don't mind."
The attitude of the water demon took a 180-degree turn: "Come, come, let's get together in the cave. I have good wine here. Let's talk about it today."
"Okay!"
As soon as he heard that there was wine to drink, Zhu Bajie became excited.
………………
ashore…………
Li Jie went to beg for alms, and after more than two hours, the vegetarian meal was not completed, but he got a handful of bananas.
"Master, come and eat bananas."
Tang Zang is not picky about eaters, he just needs to eat what he has, as long as he can fill his stomach.
He picked a banana, peeled it, and tasted it slowly.
When he finished eating one and wanted to eat another one, he found that Li Jie had already eaten all the bananas.
The two looked at each other...
Tang Zang: "Your uncle's! Can't you leave me two more!"
As soon as the words came out, Tang Zang realized that he had said the wrong thing...
Li Jie stopped chewing, looked at Tang Zang,
quiet down here...
I do not know how long it has been……
A tear came from the corner of Li Jie's eyes, he continued to chew, swallowed the banana in his mouth, and then he said: "It's been a long time... I haven't heard this sentence... It's been... 700 years, right?"
It has been more than 700 years since he traveled to the Westward World. At the beginning, he felt very fresh and happy, because he finally got rid of the modern boring life.
But as time passed, he seemed to lack something in his heart, but he couldn't tell what it was. It was not until today... when he heard the long-lost greeting again that he knew what he lacked in his heart.
Tang Zang knew that he couldn't hide it anymore, he sighed inwardly,
How long has it been? I'm out of fashion so soon. I'm not suitable to be an actor.
Li Jie threw the banana peel into the river, stood up, and stretched out his hand to Tang Zang: "Hi, let's get to know each other again. My name is Li Jie, and I'm from the modern year 2018."
Tang Zang hesitated for a moment. If he couldn't hide it anymore, there was no need to hide it anymore. He also extended his hand to shake Li Jie's hand.
"Hello, my name is Tang Zang, from Hyundai 2020."
The two smiled at each other.
Li Jie: "When did you come here?"
Tang Zang would definitely not tell the truth: "I have been here for more than [-] years. When this body was born, I just happened to catch up."
Li Jie: "You are luckier than me. I have been here for more than 700 years."
Tang Zang said with a smile: "No, it should be that you are more lucky than me. Look at you, Monkey King, how many people hear your reputation and feel scared."
Li Jie: "You're not bad either, how many fairies want to spend a good night with you."
Tang Zang:. . .
"I'll take it as if you're praising me."
Li Jie: "You don't like female monsters? Are female monsters bad? They are beautiful and sexy, and some are not only very open, but also very coquettish. But... If you don't like it, I remember that Journey to the West will pass through the country of daughters. ……………”
Li Jie deliberately didn't finish his sentence,
The two men looked at each other, knowing what the other was thinking, and then smiled meaningfully...
goo~ goo~
Tang Zang's belly also expressed his thoughts.
"I'm hungry."
"Then you wait, I'll find you something to eat."
After all, Li Jie was about to start looking for food, but... just as he turned around, he seemed to remember something, turned around,
"Tang Zang, let me discuss something with you."
Tang Zang: "Tell me."
Li Jie: "If there are outsiders, I will call you Master. When there is no one else, I will call you Tang Zang. You can continue to call me Wukong. Let's discuss our own ideas, shall we?"
"I thought you were going to say something important. It's done, no problem. It's just a name, you can call it whatever you want."
Tang Zang said it doesn't matter,
Li Jie: "That's great, let's discuss one more thing with you."
Tang Zang: "..."
Why are you doing so much shit?
"Go ahead."
Li Jie rubbed his palms together, and said with a smile: "Since we are all fellow villagers, in the future... can we... not recite the magic spell? As long as we don't recite the magic spell, I can do whatever you want..."
"This thing..." As he spoke, Li Jie pointed to the golden hoop on his head: "This thing shrinks, and it hurts a lot. I don't want to experience it again."
Tang Zang thought about it, and felt that this request was not too much, and there was no need to recite the magic spell at the moment.
"no problem."
Li Jie chuckled: "I knew you would definitely agree."
Tang Zang: "Then can I find something to eat now?"
………………
........................
It has been two years since "Journey to the West" ended, how time flies.I still miss the days when I wanted to cut it but was reluctant to cut it, and finally cut it but picked it up again.
Thanks to the little friends who accompanied "Journey to the West" to the end in 18 years, and thank you for dichlorvos! ! !
(End of this chapter)
After a while, he came to the bottom of the water, picked up Tangzang's shoes, tied them around his waist, and was about to go upstream, when he saw an extremely ugly cave and thought to himself,
Nothing floats in this river, there must be monsters at work. Looking at this cave, you can tell that there are monsters living in it.
It's better for me to stay out of my own business and leave the rough work of fighting monsters to that dead monkey.
Just as he was about to go upstream and leave this ominous place, a rough voice came...
"Who is coming? Sign up to come!"
When Zhu Bajie heard it,
It was broken and was discovered by monsters.
If you insist on going upstream now, wouldn't you get a reputation for fleeing without a fight?If it spreads to the heavenly court, those old immortals will laugh at me to death.
No, I am the marshal of the canopy anyway, how can I be afraid of a water demon?
Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie didn't go upstream, turned around, looked at the source of the sound, and was about to report himself, but when he saw the appearance of a monster, he froze for a moment...
My God... the Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, old pig, am I blind?There are people uglier than me in this world.
The monster not far from Zhu Bajie is the water monster, the future Monk Sha,
I have to say that the water demon is really ugly, even uglier than Zhu Bajie, usually too beautiful to express in words, he is too ugly to express in words.
Seeing the appearance of the water demon, Zhu Bajie forgot to even declare his family name.
The water demon stared at Zhu Bajie vigilantly: "Hey! Why are you staring at me? Could it be that I'm ugly and want to laugh at me!?"
"No, no, don't get me wrong."
Zhu Bajie quickly waved his hands,
This monster is not easy to mess with at first glance. I don't know if I can beat him. Since I don't have the confidence to beat him, then I should "know the current affairs" a little bit. I should...not be cowardly, right?
Zhu Bajie: "I thought you were so handsome, and I wanted to take a second look, so I was dumbfounded."
Water demon: "Handsome? What do you mean?"
Zhu Bajie: "It means handsome and unrestrained."
The water demon was stunned. He has been here for so long, and no one has ever said that he is handsome. For a while, he actually believed Zhu Bajie's words so much.
Water demon: "Really? Don't lie to me."
Zhu Bajie nodded and said affirmatively: "I didn't lie to you, you are really handsome! You are so handsome, you can't be more handsome!"
The water demon was a little embarrassed, after all, it was the first time someone praised him for being so tall and big: "It's... is it?"
Zhu Bajie nodded again: "Of course, I'm a pig to lie to you."
The water demon was happy: "Haha, I yelled at you just now, I'm really sorry."
Zhu Bajie: "It's okay, I don't mind."
The attitude of the water demon took a 180-degree turn: "Come, come, let's get together in the cave. I have good wine here. Let's talk about it today."
"Okay!"
As soon as he heard that there was wine to drink, Zhu Bajie became excited.
………………
ashore…………
Li Jie went to beg for alms, and after more than two hours, the vegetarian meal was not completed, but he got a handful of bananas.
"Master, come and eat bananas."
Tang Zang is not picky about eaters, he just needs to eat what he has, as long as he can fill his stomach.
He picked a banana, peeled it, and tasted it slowly.
When he finished eating one and wanted to eat another one, he found that Li Jie had already eaten all the bananas.
The two looked at each other...
Tang Zang: "Your uncle's! Can't you leave me two more!"
As soon as the words came out, Tang Zang realized that he had said the wrong thing...
Li Jie stopped chewing, looked at Tang Zang,
quiet down here...
I do not know how long it has been……
A tear came from the corner of Li Jie's eyes, he continued to chew, swallowed the banana in his mouth, and then he said: "It's been a long time... I haven't heard this sentence... It's been... 700 years, right?"
It has been more than 700 years since he traveled to the Westward World. At the beginning, he felt very fresh and happy, because he finally got rid of the modern boring life.
But as time passed, he seemed to lack something in his heart, but he couldn't tell what it was. It was not until today... when he heard the long-lost greeting again that he knew what he lacked in his heart.
Tang Zang knew that he couldn't hide it anymore, he sighed inwardly,
How long has it been? I'm out of fashion so soon. I'm not suitable to be an actor.
Li Jie threw the banana peel into the river, stood up, and stretched out his hand to Tang Zang: "Hi, let's get to know each other again. My name is Li Jie, and I'm from the modern year 2018."
Tang Zang hesitated for a moment. If he couldn't hide it anymore, there was no need to hide it anymore. He also extended his hand to shake Li Jie's hand.
"Hello, my name is Tang Zang, from Hyundai 2020."
The two smiled at each other.
Li Jie: "When did you come here?"
Tang Zang would definitely not tell the truth: "I have been here for more than [-] years. When this body was born, I just happened to catch up."
Li Jie: "You are luckier than me. I have been here for more than 700 years."
Tang Zang said with a smile: "No, it should be that you are more lucky than me. Look at you, Monkey King, how many people hear your reputation and feel scared."
Li Jie: "You're not bad either, how many fairies want to spend a good night with you."
Tang Zang:. . .
"I'll take it as if you're praising me."
Li Jie: "You don't like female monsters? Are female monsters bad? They are beautiful and sexy, and some are not only very open, but also very coquettish. But... If you don't like it, I remember that Journey to the West will pass through the country of daughters. ……………”
Li Jie deliberately didn't finish his sentence,
The two men looked at each other, knowing what the other was thinking, and then smiled meaningfully...
goo~ goo~
Tang Zang's belly also expressed his thoughts.
"I'm hungry."
"Then you wait, I'll find you something to eat."
After all, Li Jie was about to start looking for food, but... just as he turned around, he seemed to remember something, turned around,
"Tang Zang, let me discuss something with you."
Tang Zang: "Tell me."
Li Jie: "If there are outsiders, I will call you Master. When there is no one else, I will call you Tang Zang. You can continue to call me Wukong. Let's discuss our own ideas, shall we?"
"I thought you were going to say something important. It's done, no problem. It's just a name, you can call it whatever you want."
Tang Zang said it doesn't matter,
Li Jie: "That's great, let's discuss one more thing with you."
Tang Zang: "..."
Why are you doing so much shit?
"Go ahead."
Li Jie rubbed his palms together, and said with a smile: "Since we are all fellow villagers, in the future... can we... not recite the magic spell? As long as we don't recite the magic spell, I can do whatever you want..."
"This thing..." As he spoke, Li Jie pointed to the golden hoop on his head: "This thing shrinks, and it hurts a lot. I don't want to experience it again."
Tang Zang thought about it, and felt that this request was not too much, and there was no need to recite the magic spell at the moment.
"no problem."
Li Jie chuckled: "I knew you would definitely agree."
Tang Zang: "Then can I find something to eat now?"
………………
........................
It has been two years since "Journey to the West" ended, how time flies.I still miss the days when I wanted to cut it but was reluctant to cut it, and finally cut it but picked it up again.
Thanks to the little friends who accompanied "Journey to the West" to the end in 18 years, and thank you for dichlorvos! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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