Character plot experience system

Chapter 389, Goofing off

"Yes, yes, I will go."

Li Jie jumped and disappeared from Tang Zang's sight in the blink of an eye.

After a while...

Li Jie brought back some food,
After eating and drinking, one person and one monkey leaned against the tree trunk and chatted.

"How did this pig's head go for so long?"

Not to mention Li Jie, Tang Zang almost forgot that he had taken a Zhu Bajie,

Tang Zang: "Why don't you go down and have a look?"

Li Jie shook his head: "I'm not good at water, I think the pig's head should be fine, maybe I saw the beautiful monster under the water, so stay a little longer."

Putting it this way... it seems to make sense, this pig is set to be lazy and lustful, and if he can stay in the water for so long, he must either be lazy or fall in love with female monsters.

Tang Zang: "It makes sense. When he comes up, you remember to wake me up, I have to give him a lesson."

Li Jiebi made an ok gesture: "Oh, some K's."

the conversation is over,

Tang Zang was about to fall asleep leaning on the tree trunk...

But Li Jie didn't seem to want Tang Zang to fall asleep so soon: "Tang Zang, you said you came in 2020..."

Tang Zang: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Li Jie: "What was the lottery number with the most prize money in [-]?"

Tang Zang:. . .

"Why do I remember that thing when I'm idle? Besides, even if I tell you, can you go to the lottery shop to buy it? Can you go back?"

Li Jie smiled and said, "That makes sense, by the way, is there a hover car in [-]?"

"No."

Li Jie: "What about wind energy cars?"

Tang Zang: "No."

Li Jie: "Shouldn't unmanned hotels become popular?"

Tang Zang: "No."

Li Jie: "Then..."

"Can you shut up!? If you don't sleep, I will sleep! My mortal body is incomparable to yours!"

Seeing that Li Jie continued to ask questions, Tang Zang finally couldn't recognize him.

Li Jie scratched his face in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I was a little excited when I met a fellow villager. You sleep, you sleep, I will never disturb you again."

Tang Zang then leaned against the tree trunk and closed his eyes,

A question suddenly came to Li Jie's mind, and just as he was about to speak... he saw Tang Zang's big eyes staring at him,

Li Jie smiled awkwardly again, and made a silent gesture, signaling Tang Zang to continue to sleep, and he would never disturb him again.

night is late...

The night breeze is cool...

suddenly,

Li Jie suddenly opened his eyes, narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at the night sky,
a long time,

He stood up, waved Tang Zang casually,
hum,
Tang Zang is protected by a transparent protective cover,
Li Jie looked around, then jumped and disappeared...

After more than an hour,
Li Jie appeared again, he covered his chest, his expression looked extremely painful, he reached out to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, walked back to his resting position step by step, and lay down slowly...

He didn't let out a long breath until his body completely leaned against the tree trunk and relaxed...

Linger... I will definitely rescue you, I will.

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the next day......

early morning…………

Tang Zang ate the steamed buns that Li Jie had begged for, and looked at Liushahe: "Wukong, Bajie has been gone all night, so there is really no need to go down to find him?"

Li Jie gnawed at the peach and said, "Don't worry, wait another half an hour, if he still doesn't come up, I'll go down and look for him."

After Tang Zang finished eating a steamed bun, he picked up another steamed bun: "Tell me, if Bajie dies below, will we still get the Western Classic?"

Li Jie waved his hand and said: "Impossible, Monk Sha lives in this Liusha River, Monk Sha can't kill Zhu Tou, besides, if the two of them fight, it's impossible for us not to hear the movement up there .”

"That's right, then wait a little longer."

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underwater...

"No need to send, really don't need to send."

"I'll send it to Shangxian again."

"What's so funny about that?"

The water demon sends Zhu Bajie out of the cave, but the water demon insists on sending him ashore, but Zhu Bajie insists on not sending him off.

The two had a great time drinking last night, and they were still happy. They were strangers yesterday, but today they can be regarded as close buddies.

"Just send it here, don't send it any more."

Zhu Bajie dissuaded the water demon: "If you go up and let my elder brother see you, you will be beaten to death with a stick. That dead monkey will kill the demon if it sees it."

When the water demon heard this, he said, "Why is the monkey so powerful that it can beat me to death with a stick?"

Zhu Bajie: "He is Monkey King, Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then. You haven't heard of his name, have you?"

"what!?"

After hearing this, the water demon was startled, and asked, "Then your master is called Tang Sanzang? Are you going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Zhu Bajie nodded: "Yes, how do you know?"

Hearing Zhu Bajie's confirmation, the water demon immediately knelt down and shouted: "Sha Wujing, I met the second senior brother!"

Zhu Bajie stared: "Could it be that you are..."

Sha Wujing nodded heavily: "I was instructed by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and I am here to wait for the scripture learner to come, worship him as a teacher, and escort him to the west to seek the scriptures! The name Sha Wujing was also given to me by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva."

Zhu Bajie was suddenly happy,

He also wants to be a teacher. In other words, he is my third junior brother, and I will be able to command others in the future. The key is...he is uglier than me, so the dead monkey will not be able to say that I am the ugliest in the future... …Hahaha! !
Zhu Bajie helped Sha Wujing up: "Quickly please get up, follow me, I will take you to see Master right away!"

Sha Wujing: "Thank you, Second Senior Brother."

Zhu Bajie said solemnly: "One family does not speak the same language, so you are not allowed to say the word "thank you" to me in the future."

"Thank you... good second senior brother."

The two then went to the shore to swim...

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Tang Zang and Li Jie waited for another half an hour, Li Jie felt that something was wrong, just when he was about to go down...

With a splash, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing flew out of the water and landed on the shore smoothly.

Seeing that Li Jie and Tang Zang were both there, Zhu Bajie stepped forward with a smile, handed the picked up shoes to Tang Zang, and said, "Master, your shoes. By the way, there is this one behind me. I met him after I went into the water yesterday." After talking with him, I found out that
It turned out that he was also instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he specially waited for you, Master, old man, and worshiped you as a teacher, and went to the West Paradise with us to obtain the scriptures. "

Hearing this, Tang Zang and Li Jie looked at Sha Wujing, they both had the same thought in their hearts...

Fuck!So ugly!

Zhu Bajie gave Sha Wujing a look, Sha Wujing understood, and immediately came to Tang Zang, knelt down and kowtowed: "Disciple pays homage to Master."

Although he knew what was going on, Tang Zang still had to act like he didn't know anything.

Tangzang: "Amitabha, benefactor, are you really instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva? Hereby waiting here?"

Sha Wujing nodded: "Yes, Master, I am the great general of the rolling curtain in the sky. I was demoted to the mortal world because I broke the glass cup. I fell into this quicksand river and became a generation of monsters. After being enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am here waiting for Buddhist scriptures. , worship him as a teacher, and protect him to learn scriptures from the west."

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(End of this chapter)