Character plot experience system

Chapter 393, An ordinary day

Chapter 393, An ordinary day

Song Xiaoqian yelled angrily: "Smelly monk, you dare to kick me!"

Tang Zang: "Yes, what can you do with me? Hit me, idiot."

"you!"

Song Xiaoqian was furious: "Since I can't bite you, then I'll suck you dry!"

"!!!"

Suck... suck dry?There is such a good thing! ?
Tang Zang took the initiative to lie down on the stone bed: "Please do this, please!"

Song Xiaoyizheng, for a while, she really didn't dare to touch Tang Zang. The previous experience told her that there must be something tricky about this smelly monk being so proactive.

Just when she was in a daze, Li Jie's clamor came from outside the cave...

"Monster, send my master out quickly, or I will destroy your nest!"

Li Jie's yelling brought Song Xiaoqian back to her senses, she turned her head to look outside the cave, and then looked at Tang Zang.

Tang Zang, lying on the stone bed, hated that iron could not be made into steel,
This dead monkey came at the right time, can't you wait for her to suck me dry before coming to rescue me?

Song Xiaoqian seemed to be thinking about something, after a few breaths, she tied up Tang Zang's five flowers,

Tang Zang not only did not resist, but also actively cooperated.

"It turns out that the female benefactor likes to play this type of game. The poor monk is willing to accompany her."

Song Xiaoqian ignored Tang Zang, after tying him up, she lifted Tang Zang up...

outside the cave...

Li Jie sat on the stone while eating bananas, looked at the monster's cave, and saw that the monster hadn't come out for a long time, so he yelled again...

"Monster, let my master go, or..."

click~~
Before he finished speaking, the door of the cave opened, as if something had been thrown out, and then closed the door again.

Li Jie:? ? ?
After a closer look, it turned out that Tang Zang was thrown out like garbage.

Immediately afterwards, Song Xiaoqian's voice came from inside the cave: "Dead monkey, take your stinky monk and get out! How far, how far!"

Tang Zang:. . .

Li Jie:. . .

Li Jie: "What did you do? Even monsters don't care about you."

Tang Zang: "She said she wanted to sleep with me, and I told her not to be polite, and then she said she wanted to suck me dry, and I said please, and then, she threw me out."

Alas, what a pity, the demon-receiving bracelet was thrown out before it could be used, let's find other female monsters to try.

Li Jie:. . . . . .

"You are treating her as a technician."

Li Jie ate a banana, and continued: "She is a monster anyway, even if you are not afraid, you have to respect her profession."

Tang Zang: "Am I disrespecting her? I follow her wishes in whatever she wants, isn't that respectful enough? Alas, a woman's heart is a needle in the sea."

Li Jie felt the same way: "That's right, a woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of her heart."

Tang Zang: "Aren't you not interested in women?"

"Who said that?"

Tang Zang: "Don't worry about who said it, first untie it for me, I'm uncomfortable with this rope."

"it is good."

Li Jie untied the rope for Tang Zang, Tang Zang moved his joints, and left with Li Jie.

As for the female monster in the cave, Tang Zang didn't intend to let Li Jie beat her to death with a stick, she must be spared and spared, we are not the kind of people who are easy to kill.

The master and apprentice left the cave and walked slowly towards the top of the mountain.

After the master and apprentice left, Song Xiaoqian walked out of the cave, looking at the direction the two left, she couldn't help crying,
"Which bastard spread the rumor that Tang Seng's thin skin and tender meat are more tender than ordinary people's meat, but it turned out to be harder than steel, which made me jump my teeth. He also said that Tang Seng is gentle and refined, and resists women, but... ...He is more excited than me, this is not resisting women, it is obviously a rogue monk."

She wiped away her tears: "I'd better go back and obediently be someone else's mount."

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hilltop...

"Second senior brother, look quickly, master and senior brother are back."

When Monk Sha saw Li Jie and Tang Zang coming back together, he immediately smiled and woke Zhu Bajie up.

If the important task of going to the west to learn scriptures is completed, he will become a Buddha. If Tangzang dies, they will not be able to get the scriptures from the west. Monk Sha still has to go back to the Liusha River.

Monk Sha naturally didn't want to go back to the Liusha River, so he was naturally happy to see Tang Zang returned safely.

Zhu Bajie is different. He only knew Tang Zang and became a teacher for just over a month. He has no feelings for Tang Zang. When Tang Zang dies, he will go back to Gao Laozhuang to stay. If he is not dead, he will continue to go. Learn from.No matter what the outcome is, he doesn't care.

"It's time to hit the road, Zhutou get up quickly."

Li Jie kicked Zhu Bajie who was still asleep.

Zhu Bajie babbled and babbled, got up, carried the nine-toothed rake, and held the small mirror, and began to powder himself again.

Tang Zang rode on the white dragon horse, Monk Sha carried the luggage, and the group of four embarked on the journey again.

I don't know why after experiencing the "torture" of the female monster this time, Tang Zang looks forward to what kind of female monster will "torture" him next time.I hope that next time the female monster can do what she says, but don't just talk and don't do it, it's boring.

Really looking forward to the next female monster.

Speaking of the female monster, Tang Zang touched his bald head, and he had a question, why when the female monster bit me just now, I was fine, but her teeth were broken?
Could it be that I also have invulnerability like Li Jie?

After thinking about it, when Tang Zang saw the progress of his cultivation, he realized that it was because of his cultivation.

The female monster just now has a level three cultivation, which is even more rubbish than Zhu Bajie. When it reaches level five and above, its body will change and become as hard as iron. It can't be hurt by ordinary weapons, let alone teeth.

So the female monster bit Tangzang with her teeth, and the teeth bounced, which is normal.

It would be great if this kind of strength cultivation could be brought back to the real world. With this body hardness, it is no problem to resist bullets.If you have the strength of the seventh rank, you can do whatever you want.What kind of small island country can be easily bombed with a punch, and what kind of even country can be bombed with a fart.

Unfortunately, no if.

This kind of strength appears in the real world, isn't the real world messed up?It is impossible for the system to allow this kind of strength to appear in the real world.

Tang Zang glanced at the progress bar of his cultivation, he was almost at the top of the fifth rank, and he should be able to reach the sixth rank in a few days.

If it reaches the sixth rank, can it be a tie with Li Jie?
As soon as this question came up, Tang Zang silently shook his head and denied it. He came and went like that, and fought with Li Jie. Not to mention that he has the aura of the protagonist, the 72 change alone is probably enough for him.

pat~

After Li Jie finished eating the bananas, he threw them on the side of the road.

Tang Zang looked at it and thought to himself, it's boring anyway, just to practice eloquence.

"Wukong."

Hearing Tang Zang's call, Li Jie turned around with a question mark on his face, wondering why Tang Zang called him suddenly.

"Master, what's wrong?"

The Tang Tibetan language is earnest: "Wukong, it's wrong for you to throw garbage like this. If you hit flowers and plants, they will still hurt. Even if they don't hurt, you throw them on the side of the road. What if someone steps on them and falls?" ? Even if no one is wrestling, throwing it on the side of the road doesn’t look good... omitting one hundred thousand words..."

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(End of this chapter)

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