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Chapter 395, hard to come true
Chapter 395, hard to come true
Although he didn't know why Zhu Bajie pretended to be like this, but Li Jie felt that he didn't need to ask. One day, the truth would be in front of him.
Came to the stable in the backyard, pulled out the white dragon horse, and was about to ride out for a stroll. As soon as I walked out of the stable, I saw Zhenzhen (Guanyin) standing under the tree with a handkerchief.
Li Jie smiled in his heart, and a thought came to his mind. He walked behind her and said, "What is Miss Zhenzhen doing here?"
Zhenzhen (Guanyin) turned around, glanced at Li Jie shyly, and said, "I am here...to watch the tree."
Guanyin is very confident that this monkey can't see through her changes. She wants to catch the monkey's boldness and tell the Buddha that after arriving in the Western Paradise, it is not so easy to become a Buddha.
Li Jie was stunned for a moment. I have heard of viewing flowers, viewing fish, and Guanyin. What new word is viewing trees? !
"I see. I wonder if Miss Zhenzhen is familiar with this area?"
Zhenzhen: "I grew up here since I was a child, so I am naturally familiar with it. Why do you ask this?"
Li Jie: "I just want to ask for directions."
"Where is the way?"
Li Jie approached Zhenzhen slightly and pursed his lips slightly, and a magnetic voice sounded beside her ears: "Excuse me, how do you get to the road to your heart?"
"You!" Zhenzhen reacted, and pushed Li Jie away: "Well, you little monk, these are provocative words from you as a monk!"
Li Jie smiled and said, "A monk? I just leave the vulgar. Besides, your mother promised to marry you to me."
Zhenzhen stared at Li Jie: "Hmph! I dare to marry, but you? If you have become sexually abstinent, in front of the Buddha, I'll see how you handle it!"
Without further ado, Li Jie pushed Zhenzhen towards the trunk of the tree, which is the legendary Shudong. He held her chin with his fingers and said, "If you dare to marry, I will marry you."
"you you……"
Li Jie leaned close to her ear and said softly: "Miaoying, do you really dare to marry?"
(The secular name of Avalokitesvara is Miaoyin. There are many theories about the name of Avalokitesvara on the Internet. I don’t know which one is correct, so I will just use one randomly.)
Li Jie laughed and rode the white dragon horse out of the backyard.
I looked at Li Jie who was going away in amazement, this monkey actually saw through my changes! ?
Zhenzhen flicked his sleeves, turned around and left, since the monkey saw through her changes, there was no need to test him, but Zhu Bajie would have to teach him a lesson.
After Li Jie rode the white dragon horse for a circle, he sent the white dragon horse back to the stable and walked back to the hall.
Seeing that Zhu Bajie hadn't come back yet, Li Jie knew that Zhu Tou should be admitting his mother.
As soon as he sat down and had a sip of tea, Zhu Bajie walked in from the door with a red face.
Tang Zangming knew the result, but he still asked knowingly, pretending to be: "Bajie, how is the discussion going?"
"You're a mother, how are you talking?" Li Jie looked at Zhu Bajie with a half-smile.
Zhu Bajie's face was tense: "Brother Monkey, you can't talk nonsense."
Tang Zang pretended to be rigorous, staring at Zhu Bajie and said: "Bajie, is what he said true?"
"Master, don't listen to Brother Monkey's nonsense."
"Hey~ yay." Li Jie walked up to Zhu Bajie and said, "Pig, if you swear to the Buddha that you didn't call someone else's mother, I will believe you."
Zhu Bajie naturally didn't dare, he hesitated.
Looking at his expression, needless to say, the answer is already obvious.
Tang Zang sighed: "If the heart is not dead, it is difficult to achieve a positive result."
This pighead doesn't have a long memory if he doesn't suffer, forget it, he's too lazy to persuade him.
Hearing Tang Zang's words, Li Jie directly despised him in his heart,
The pig's head is immortal, but you are full of lust.Alas, I don't know how many female fairies will be harmed by him on the way to learn scriptures.
Monk Sha hated iron but not steel: "Second Senior Brother, you are so confused!"
"Have we discussed it? Who will stay as the son-in-law of my Jia family?"
At this time, Mrs. Jia came in from the door.
Li Jie took the initiative to push Zhu Bajie to Mrs. Jia: "Leave this pig as your son-in-law."
Zhu Bajie didn't object either, standing beside Mrs. Jia, he called out sweetly: "Mother~"
Mrs. Jia smiled, "Okay, follow me."
Zhu Bajie left with Mrs. Jia,
After a while, the servant girl brought the three master and apprentice a fast meal,
Both Tang Zang and Li Jie ate very deliciously, but Monk Sha seemed to get angry more and more.
Monk Sha saw that Tang Zang was eating so deliciously, he put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said, "Master, let the second senior brother go like this?"
Tang Zang: "Whether to go or stay is a fixed number, you can't force it. Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, Wujing, eat quickly, and talk after eating."
Monk Sha sighed, picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and picked up the rice.
the next day......
The three masters and apprentices left Jia's house...
After they left, the Jia family disappeared...
The three of them crossed the country road and walked into the jungle...
"Help~~Master...Master..."
The three masters and apprentices who were walking in the forest stopped,
Monk Sha: "Master, it seems to be the voice of the second senior brother."
Tang Zang and Li Jie looked at each other, and they both understood what the other was thinking.
Li Jie: "Master, it seems to be from the front."
"Let's go and have a look."
The three continued to walk forward,
About a minute away, the three saw Zhu Bajie hanging from a tree with a crooked neck, and then shouted for help.
After seeing the three of Tang and Zang, he shouted even more happily: "Master, I was wrong, I was wrong, please help me."
When Li Jie saw this, he didn't hide his gloating expression at all. He walked up to his crooked neck and laughed out loud: "I said pig head, why don't you be your son-in-law and marry a Bodhisattva as your wife? What are you doing here?" ?”
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie understood something: "Well, you dead monkey, you know that those girls were transformed by Bodhisattvas, but you didn't remind me, the old pig who killed me was hanged here all night."
Li Jie: "Blame me, if you weren't so daring, you wouldn't be hanging here."
Monk Sha: "It turns out that Mrs. Jia and her daughters were all transformed by Bodhisattvas. Let me just say, how could anyone appreciate the appearance of Second Senior Brother."
Tang Zang silently gave Monk Sha a thumbs up,
God assists.
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he kicked his legs: "You stinky old man, what are you talking about! Say it again! How ugly is the old pig? Even if the old pig is ugly, he is more handsome than you!"
Taking advantage of Zhu's anger, Li Jie waved his hand and cut the rope hanging Zhu Bajie.
Bang~
The moment Zhu Bajie touched the ground, Tang Zang could feel the earthquake while sitting on the horse.One can imagine how amazing Zhu Bajie's weight is.
"Ouch~"
Zhu Bajie rubbed his buttocks and wailed: "You dead monkey, you didn't tell me before you let me down, you hurt me to death, old pig."
Li Jie directly pulled out the golden cudgel and pointed it at Zhu Bajie's pig's head: "What did you call me just now? I'll give you a chance to say it again."
Zhu Bajie, who had been hung up all night, didn't want to be beaten again: "Brother Monkey, senior brother, did you hear me wrong, old man? I didn't call out anything."
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(End of this chapter)
Although he didn't know why Zhu Bajie pretended to be like this, but Li Jie felt that he didn't need to ask. One day, the truth would be in front of him.
Came to the stable in the backyard, pulled out the white dragon horse, and was about to ride out for a stroll. As soon as I walked out of the stable, I saw Zhenzhen (Guanyin) standing under the tree with a handkerchief.
Li Jie smiled in his heart, and a thought came to his mind. He walked behind her and said, "What is Miss Zhenzhen doing here?"
Zhenzhen (Guanyin) turned around, glanced at Li Jie shyly, and said, "I am here...to watch the tree."
Guanyin is very confident that this monkey can't see through her changes. She wants to catch the monkey's boldness and tell the Buddha that after arriving in the Western Paradise, it is not so easy to become a Buddha.
Li Jie was stunned for a moment. I have heard of viewing flowers, viewing fish, and Guanyin. What new word is viewing trees? !
"I see. I wonder if Miss Zhenzhen is familiar with this area?"
Zhenzhen: "I grew up here since I was a child, so I am naturally familiar with it. Why do you ask this?"
Li Jie: "I just want to ask for directions."
"Where is the way?"
Li Jie approached Zhenzhen slightly and pursed his lips slightly, and a magnetic voice sounded beside her ears: "Excuse me, how do you get to the road to your heart?"
"You!" Zhenzhen reacted, and pushed Li Jie away: "Well, you little monk, these are provocative words from you as a monk!"
Li Jie smiled and said, "A monk? I just leave the vulgar. Besides, your mother promised to marry you to me."
Zhenzhen stared at Li Jie: "Hmph! I dare to marry, but you? If you have become sexually abstinent, in front of the Buddha, I'll see how you handle it!"
Without further ado, Li Jie pushed Zhenzhen towards the trunk of the tree, which is the legendary Shudong. He held her chin with his fingers and said, "If you dare to marry, I will marry you."
"you you……"
Li Jie leaned close to her ear and said softly: "Miaoying, do you really dare to marry?"
(The secular name of Avalokitesvara is Miaoyin. There are many theories about the name of Avalokitesvara on the Internet. I don’t know which one is correct, so I will just use one randomly.)
Li Jie laughed and rode the white dragon horse out of the backyard.
I looked at Li Jie who was going away in amazement, this monkey actually saw through my changes! ?
Zhenzhen flicked his sleeves, turned around and left, since the monkey saw through her changes, there was no need to test him, but Zhu Bajie would have to teach him a lesson.
After Li Jie rode the white dragon horse for a circle, he sent the white dragon horse back to the stable and walked back to the hall.
Seeing that Zhu Bajie hadn't come back yet, Li Jie knew that Zhu Tou should be admitting his mother.
As soon as he sat down and had a sip of tea, Zhu Bajie walked in from the door with a red face.
Tang Zangming knew the result, but he still asked knowingly, pretending to be: "Bajie, how is the discussion going?"
"You're a mother, how are you talking?" Li Jie looked at Zhu Bajie with a half-smile.
Zhu Bajie's face was tense: "Brother Monkey, you can't talk nonsense."
Tang Zang pretended to be rigorous, staring at Zhu Bajie and said: "Bajie, is what he said true?"
"Master, don't listen to Brother Monkey's nonsense."
"Hey~ yay." Li Jie walked up to Zhu Bajie and said, "Pig, if you swear to the Buddha that you didn't call someone else's mother, I will believe you."
Zhu Bajie naturally didn't dare, he hesitated.
Looking at his expression, needless to say, the answer is already obvious.
Tang Zang sighed: "If the heart is not dead, it is difficult to achieve a positive result."
This pighead doesn't have a long memory if he doesn't suffer, forget it, he's too lazy to persuade him.
Hearing Tang Zang's words, Li Jie directly despised him in his heart,
The pig's head is immortal, but you are full of lust.Alas, I don't know how many female fairies will be harmed by him on the way to learn scriptures.
Monk Sha hated iron but not steel: "Second Senior Brother, you are so confused!"
"Have we discussed it? Who will stay as the son-in-law of my Jia family?"
At this time, Mrs. Jia came in from the door.
Li Jie took the initiative to push Zhu Bajie to Mrs. Jia: "Leave this pig as your son-in-law."
Zhu Bajie didn't object either, standing beside Mrs. Jia, he called out sweetly: "Mother~"
Mrs. Jia smiled, "Okay, follow me."
Zhu Bajie left with Mrs. Jia,
After a while, the servant girl brought the three master and apprentice a fast meal,
Both Tang Zang and Li Jie ate very deliciously, but Monk Sha seemed to get angry more and more.
Monk Sha saw that Tang Zang was eating so deliciously, he put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said, "Master, let the second senior brother go like this?"
Tang Zang: "Whether to go or stay is a fixed number, you can't force it. Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, Wujing, eat quickly, and talk after eating."
Monk Sha sighed, picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and picked up the rice.
the next day......
The three masters and apprentices left Jia's house...
After they left, the Jia family disappeared...
The three of them crossed the country road and walked into the jungle...
"Help~~Master...Master..."
The three masters and apprentices who were walking in the forest stopped,
Monk Sha: "Master, it seems to be the voice of the second senior brother."
Tang Zang and Li Jie looked at each other, and they both understood what the other was thinking.
Li Jie: "Master, it seems to be from the front."
"Let's go and have a look."
The three continued to walk forward,
About a minute away, the three saw Zhu Bajie hanging from a tree with a crooked neck, and then shouted for help.
After seeing the three of Tang and Zang, he shouted even more happily: "Master, I was wrong, I was wrong, please help me."
When Li Jie saw this, he didn't hide his gloating expression at all. He walked up to his crooked neck and laughed out loud: "I said pig head, why don't you be your son-in-law and marry a Bodhisattva as your wife? What are you doing here?" ?”
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie understood something: "Well, you dead monkey, you know that those girls were transformed by Bodhisattvas, but you didn't remind me, the old pig who killed me was hanged here all night."
Li Jie: "Blame me, if you weren't so daring, you wouldn't be hanging here."
Monk Sha: "It turns out that Mrs. Jia and her daughters were all transformed by Bodhisattvas. Let me just say, how could anyone appreciate the appearance of Second Senior Brother."
Tang Zang silently gave Monk Sha a thumbs up,
God assists.
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he kicked his legs: "You stinky old man, what are you talking about! Say it again! How ugly is the old pig? Even if the old pig is ugly, he is more handsome than you!"
Taking advantage of Zhu's anger, Li Jie waved his hand and cut the rope hanging Zhu Bajie.
Bang~
The moment Zhu Bajie touched the ground, Tang Zang could feel the earthquake while sitting on the horse.One can imagine how amazing Zhu Bajie's weight is.
"Ouch~"
Zhu Bajie rubbed his buttocks and wailed: "You dead monkey, you didn't tell me before you let me down, you hurt me to death, old pig."
Li Jie directly pulled out the golden cudgel and pointed it at Zhu Bajie's pig's head: "What did you call me just now? I'll give you a chance to say it again."
Zhu Bajie, who had been hung up all night, didn't want to be beaten again: "Brother Monkey, senior brother, did you hear me wrong, old man? I didn't call out anything."
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(End of this chapter)
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