Character plot experience system

Chapter 427, Slap him

Zhu Bajie walked to the bedside and hugged Xie Zijing, looked at Xie Zijing dotingly and said: "Brother Monkey, I have decided, I want to marry her, we want to stay together forever, and we want to have a bunch of piglets."

"Damn it, they haven't said they're going to give birth to a piglet for you yet?"

puff…………

"You... what did you just say? A pig?"

Li Jie put away the golden cudgel, and said solemnly: "The combination of a scorpion and a pig cannot give birth to a pig."

Zhu Bajie looked at Xie Xie lovingly, and pushed her hair behind her ears: "I don't care, it doesn't matter if I can't have a baby, as long as I can be with Xie Xie, I don't want anything."

"Pig pig."

"Scorpion."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

"Let me kiss you."

"I hate it."

Snapped!
Li Jie slapped himself on the face, dog food dog food!What a bunch of dog food!It's still the dog food sprinkled by Zhu Bajie!When will this dog food stop!

Wait, that's not the point. The point is, shouldn't this scorpion essence rob Tangzang from the ruler of the Daughter Kingdom?Why did she snatch Zhu Bajie!The plot has gone too far!

Forget it, it doesn’t matter if it’s plot or not, as long as it’s not caught by Tang Zang.

Unable to persuade Zhu Bajie, Li Jie had no choice but to persuade Xie Zijing: "You are a demon, and this pig will return to the immortal position in the future. You two will have no results. Maybe the Jade Emperor will send troops to take you in. If you let go, yes Everyone benefits."

"Xiexie, don't listen to him. For you, I don't want to be a god anymore. However, if anyone dares to touch you, they can only step over my corpse."

"Piggy, I...I'm so moved..."

puff……

How long has it been since Nima?It's not even two hours, and the two goods are engaged?This development speed is too fast, right?

Can't be saved, can't be saved, can't be saved, can't be saved, leave.

Li Jie turned around and left, turned around after walking a few steps, grabbed Zhu Bajie by the ear and walked out: "Come out with the pig's head."

"Xiexie, wait for me, I'll be back soon..."

"Well, people are waiting for you."

Pulled Zhu Bajie out of the pipa hole, looked around, and said in a low voice: "Pig head, what are you doing?"

Zhu Bajie giggled, "I'm called one of thousands of flowers, not even a single leaf touches my body."

"Bullshit! A flirt is a flirt." Li Jie tugged at his ear and said, "Don't you just like neon clothes? You are messing around here. If you encounter neon clothes in the future, how will you explain it to her!"

"Don't be angry." Zhu Bajie also looked around and said, "Don't you think the journey to learn scriptures is too boring? I'm just looking for fun for myself, so I just dumped it."

Bah, scumbag, no, a scumbag!
Li Jie: "I don't care how you play, let me tell you, women are not easy to mess with, especially female monsters. I will give you a little time to go in and explain clearly to the scorpion spirit, and then go back on your way."

Zhu Bajie sighed: "Well, actually I am not lustful by nature, it was this female monster who took the initiative to seduce me."

I believe you ghost!I just don't believe that scorpion essence has such a strong taste.

After a while......

Zhu Bajie bid farewell to Xie Zijing at the entrance of the cave: "You must wait for me, and when I complete the task of learning scriptures, I will definitely come back and marry you."

"Well, he is your person in life, and your ghost in death. He will definitely wait for you to come back."

Scorpion Jing waved his hands reluctantly: "I confessed to you first, and when you come back from studying the scriptures, he will definitely marry you!"

puff……

Li Jie, who was waiting, almost spit out a mouthful of bananas. What the hell is the scorpion spirit showing love, and the taste is too strong.Monk Sha, who is simple and honest on the surface, did not choose him, but he just fell in love with this shiny pig's head.

Zhu Bajie walked up to Li Jie: "Brother Monkey, let's go."

"I said pig head, what did you say to that scorpion spirit? Let her wait for you willingly?"

"I didn't say anything, I just said that the purpose of learning scriptures is to save all living beings and save the world. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell will go to hell. When I come back from learning scriptures, I will give up becoming a Buddha and come back to live with her. Then she agreed. Yeah."

"Yeah, when I didn't ask."

The two returned to the resting place one after the other. Tang Zang saw that Zhu Bajie had returned, and asked Monk Sha to pack up his things and set off.

It took more than an hour to go down the mountain. The main reason was that Zhu Bajie rolled down the mountain directly. Tang Zang was afraid that he would roll down the mountain too, so he asked Monk Sha to carry him down the mountain.

After descending the mountain, Tang Zang rode on the white dragon horse and rubbed his chest, mainly because the Buddhist beads on Monk Sha's neck hurt a little.

As for the Zhu Bajie who rolled down, because of his rough skin and thick flesh, there was nothing wrong with him, but when he left the enemy's poisonous mountain, he turned around every step of the way.

Li Jie: "What? Pig head, can't bear to part with that scorpion spirit?"

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, what nonsense are you talking about, I regret it."

Li Jie: "What do you regret?"

"Sigh." Zhu Bajie sighed: "If I knew you came to me so early, I should have taken advantage of you before you came. Now that I think about it, I didn't even touch her little hand, I regret it."

Li Jie: "Didn't she touch you when she massaged you?"

"Me touching her and her touching me are two different things, different concepts."

As he said that, Zhu Bajie gave Li Jie a blank look: "I told you that you still don't understand, you scumbag."

Li Jie:? ? ?
"You! You! Me! Made! Pig head! You bastard, stop for me, today I won't beat you into a pig head, I will take your last name!"

"I'm a pig, so I don't need you to beat me!"

"Don't run away!"

"Master!! Help! Brother Monkey wants to abuse animals!"

Tang Zang's chest still hurts, and he was very unhappy when he saw Zhu Bajie jumping around in front of him, obviously you rolled down and I "walked" down, why do you feel fine when my chest hurts!Just thinking about it made him very upset!

"Wukong, Wujing! Don't be in a hurry, let the poor monk catch this pig! Beat him first!!"

Zhu Bajie:? ? ?

what's the situation? ?

Monk Sha: "Hit second senior brother? He always bullies me, just to vent his anger!"

Li Jie rolled up his sleeves: "Run, you are running, and you still want Master to protect you!"

Tang Zang: "Fuck him!"

"Monkey... Brother Monkey, I... I was wrong, don't hit me, can you? If it's really not possible, can you not hit me in the face?"

what! ! !
The shrill scream of a pig spread far...far away...

"You all bully me, I want to complain to Sister Guanyin!"

Zhu Bajie covered his dark eye circles in aggrieved manner.

Looking at Zhu Bajie with a bruised nose and swollen face, Tang Zang calmed down and patted Bai Longma's butt
"Drive, let's go."

Li Jie patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder and said, "Don't even think about filing a lawsuit. After you file the complaint, you will be in even worse trouble."

Monk Sha came over carrying his luggage and said, "Second Senior Brother, I'm sorry, Master ordered that I had to beat you. When I beat you, I had already released the water, so I didn't hit you hard."

"Yeah, you didn't play hard."

Zhu Bajie stared at Monk Sha and yelled hysterically: "But did you kick my ass!"

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(End of this chapter)