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Chapter 428, Being a teacher suddenly no longer thirsty
Chapter 428, Being a teacher suddenly no longer thirsty
"Ahem...the next...Second senior brother, I have to hurry up after the master is gone."
Monk Sha carried his luggage and followed Tang Zang's pace swiftly.
Zhu Bajie couldn't tell because he was suffering, so he silently followed behind the team with his nine-toothed rake on his shoulder.
Traveling westward for a whole day, I found a place to rest when it was dark, and continued on my way when it was dawn. After walking for a day or two, I came across a long river. There was no way to go around it. I could only look for boats nearby to cross the river.
"This river is so long."
"What is it? It's not as long as my quicksand river."
"But it's more beautiful than your quicksand river!"
"My river of quicksand is more turbulent than this!"
Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie are arguing with each other.
"Bajie, Wujing, don't argue, see if there is a boat nearby, let the boatman take us for a ride."
"Okay, Master, I'll look for it right away."
Monk Sha responded, snorted at Zhu Bajie, and turned to look for the boat.
What Zhu Bajie said was not good, but he wanted to compare this river with the Liusha River, Monk Sha was naturally unhappy.
Although Monk Sha can't beat Zhu Bajie, he is not cowardly. If he dares to compare his Liusha River with other rivers, he is not happy.
"I'm losing my temper. My lord has a lot, so I don't care about it with you." Zhu Bajie flicked his sleeves and went to look for the boat.
Li Jie sat on a rock and ate bananas, with Erlang's feet up.
"Li Jie, seeing how boring you are, why don't we chat and wait for the allocation of beauties."
Tang Zang smiled lasciviously at Li Jie.
Li Jie was stunned for a moment, and he didn't even know that the unfinished banana fell to the ground.
"Li Jie, let's make it clear first that the king of Daughter's Kingdom must be mine, and I won't earn anything else from you. I'll just ask for seven or eight girls casually."
Li Jie flicked his hair, and said seriously: "Tang Zang, you can't think about other things except girls all day long? Look at you, you don't have the image of an eminent monk at all."
Tang Zang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, we only have ten years on our journey to learn the scriptures. When we reach the Western Paradise, we will become a Buddha. We can't even touch a girl. So, we must have fun in time to avoid regret in the future."
"You're arrogant"
Li Jie gave him a thumbs up: "You are simply an old pervert, I don't want to get along with you, I won't stop you if you want to pick up girls, but don't take me with you, I already have my own heart .”
"Oh?"
Tang Zang raised his eyebrows at Li Jie and said, "Which girl is so lucky?"
Li Jie: "Don't worry about it, you tease your sister, I miss my sweetheart, in a word, don't take me with you when you tease your sister."
"Cut, if you don't say it, don't say it."
Tang Zang muttered: "I'll find out after reading the book when I get back."
"Book? What book?"
Li Jie obviously heard what Tang Zang muttered.
Tang Zang pinched his nostrils: "There are no books, I'm talking about Buddhist scriptures."
As soon as he heard the Buddhist scriptures, Li Jie obviously lost interest.
After half an hour...
Zhu Bajie couldn’t find the boat, because his shiny face didn’t look like a normal person, someone turned around and ran away after seeing him from a distance, how could he find the boat without even a chance to say a word?
On the contrary, Monk Sha found the boat. Although he looked a bit fierce, he still looked human. After asking a few people, he found the boat and came back to pay errands.
"Master, there is a boat over there, but the boatman wants money to lend us the boat."
Tang Zang: "Amitabha, where did we monks get the money?"
Zhu Bajie: "If you don't have money, you can't borrow a boat. If you can't borrow a boat, you can't cross the river. If you can't cross the river, you can't get the scriptures. Why don't you all disperse? Go back to each house and find your own mother. I will go back and marry my wife. Don't waste your time here."
The three Tang and Zang directly ignored Zhu Bajie's words.
Li Jie conjured up a gold ingot, threw it to Monk Sha, and said, "Old Sha, give it to the boatman."
"Okay." Monk Sha was about to leave with the gold ingot, but someone stopped him.
"Wait a minute."
Tang Zang walked up to Monk Sha, took the gold ingot in his hand, looked at Li Jie and asked, "Wukong, where did you get the gold ingot?"
"It's changed."
Li Jie replied casually.
"That's blindfolding."
Tang Zang said solemnly: "Monks don't tell lies. You are deceiving people like this. It is wrong to deceive people. How many people do not have enough money..."
"Go, go, go!"
Seeing that Tang Zang was about to start biking again, Li Jie interrupted him directly, and waved the gold ingot back to its original state: "Then what do you think should be done?"
I don't know who asked me to turn gold into gold for him to go out chic?
Seeing that the ingot in his hand had turned into a monkey hair, Tang Zang nodded in satisfaction, turned around, and looked at Monk Sha
"Wujing, go and tell the boatman that the poor monk is willing to recite "Buddhist scriptures" instead of money, and ask him if he agrees."
The "Buddhist scriptures" in Tang Zang's mouth is to recite casually, and he himself does not understand Buddhist scriptures.
The reason why the gold ingot conjured by Li Jie was not used this time was because this place belonged to the territory of the Daughter Kingdom. If the story of deceiving the boatman with a blind eye got to the ears of the king of the Daughter Kingdom, how could he flirt with the king?
Although the probability of this matter spreading to the Daughter Country is not high, it is still possible, so you must be rigorous, not let yourself show any shortcomings, and create a perfect image of an eminent monk.
"Good master."
Monk Sha responded and trot away.
Li Jie looked at Tang Zang with a half-smile, took out a banana from behind, took a bite, and smiled inwardly, who would be willing to listen to Buddhist scriptures instead of money?What's more, Buddhist scriptures are annoying to listen to, no... Can Tang Zang know how to recite Buddhist scriptures?It seems that I have never heard him read it.
Not long after, Monk Sha came back and said with joy, "Master, the boatman agreed. He said he would borrow the boat only after listening to the Buddhist scriptures."
Li Jie: ...
That's okay too!
Tang Zang: "Amitabha, no problem. Where is the donor? The poor monk will read Buddhist scriptures to him."
"Master, he is here."
After seeing Tang Zang, the boatman said quickly: "Master, I am a loyal believer, but unfortunately I don't have time to go to the Buddhist hall to burn incense and worship Buddha. I haven't even heard the Buddhist scriptures. If the master lets me listen to the Buddhist scriptures, I will take the boat off today." Borrow it for your use."
Have not heard?I haven't heard of it, and I don't know how to do it either.
After the boatman exchanged pleasantries with Tang Zang for a while, he began to read Buddhist scriptures.
As soon as Li Jie heard the Buddhist scriptures, a bunch of question marks popped up in his head.
Why do you call this a Buddhist scripture?
If you listen carefully, you can hear what Tang Zang read...
"The cook, the soul of the cook, the cook uses a basin, the worker, the soul of the worker, and the worker is a master..."
Li Jie almost burst out laughing,
The boatman became more energetic and excited as he listened.
After about an hour, the boatman left contentedly. Before leaving, he left a boat for a few people. The boat was not big, but it was more than enough for a few people plus the white dragon horse and luggage.
The boat floated slowly on the river...
Li Jie yawned, looking listlessly ahead,
"Wujing, I am thirsty for my teacher."
Monk Sha: "Master, isn't there a river here? It happens that you don't have to go far to fetch water. Wait a moment, Master. I'll fill you with a bowl of water."
Tang Zang saw it, and it was okay, drinking the water in this unlucky river, he would become pregnant in minutes, he didn't want to be the first male pregnant time traveler in history: "No no no, Wujing, as a teacher, I suddenly don't know what to do. thirsty."
Monk Sha: "Good Master."
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(End of this chapter)
"Ahem...the next...Second senior brother, I have to hurry up after the master is gone."
Monk Sha carried his luggage and followed Tang Zang's pace swiftly.
Zhu Bajie couldn't tell because he was suffering, so he silently followed behind the team with his nine-toothed rake on his shoulder.
Traveling westward for a whole day, I found a place to rest when it was dark, and continued on my way when it was dawn. After walking for a day or two, I came across a long river. There was no way to go around it. I could only look for boats nearby to cross the river.
"This river is so long."
"What is it? It's not as long as my quicksand river."
"But it's more beautiful than your quicksand river!"
"My river of quicksand is more turbulent than this!"
Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie are arguing with each other.
"Bajie, Wujing, don't argue, see if there is a boat nearby, let the boatman take us for a ride."
"Okay, Master, I'll look for it right away."
Monk Sha responded, snorted at Zhu Bajie, and turned to look for the boat.
What Zhu Bajie said was not good, but he wanted to compare this river with the Liusha River, Monk Sha was naturally unhappy.
Although Monk Sha can't beat Zhu Bajie, he is not cowardly. If he dares to compare his Liusha River with other rivers, he is not happy.
"I'm losing my temper. My lord has a lot, so I don't care about it with you." Zhu Bajie flicked his sleeves and went to look for the boat.
Li Jie sat on a rock and ate bananas, with Erlang's feet up.
"Li Jie, seeing how boring you are, why don't we chat and wait for the allocation of beauties."
Tang Zang smiled lasciviously at Li Jie.
Li Jie was stunned for a moment, and he didn't even know that the unfinished banana fell to the ground.
"Li Jie, let's make it clear first that the king of Daughter's Kingdom must be mine, and I won't earn anything else from you. I'll just ask for seven or eight girls casually."
Li Jie flicked his hair, and said seriously: "Tang Zang, you can't think about other things except girls all day long? Look at you, you don't have the image of an eminent monk at all."
Tang Zang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, we only have ten years on our journey to learn the scriptures. When we reach the Western Paradise, we will become a Buddha. We can't even touch a girl. So, we must have fun in time to avoid regret in the future."
"You're arrogant"
Li Jie gave him a thumbs up: "You are simply an old pervert, I don't want to get along with you, I won't stop you if you want to pick up girls, but don't take me with you, I already have my own heart .”
"Oh?"
Tang Zang raised his eyebrows at Li Jie and said, "Which girl is so lucky?"
Li Jie: "Don't worry about it, you tease your sister, I miss my sweetheart, in a word, don't take me with you when you tease your sister."
"Cut, if you don't say it, don't say it."
Tang Zang muttered: "I'll find out after reading the book when I get back."
"Book? What book?"
Li Jie obviously heard what Tang Zang muttered.
Tang Zang pinched his nostrils: "There are no books, I'm talking about Buddhist scriptures."
As soon as he heard the Buddhist scriptures, Li Jie obviously lost interest.
After half an hour...
Zhu Bajie couldn’t find the boat, because his shiny face didn’t look like a normal person, someone turned around and ran away after seeing him from a distance, how could he find the boat without even a chance to say a word?
On the contrary, Monk Sha found the boat. Although he looked a bit fierce, he still looked human. After asking a few people, he found the boat and came back to pay errands.
"Master, there is a boat over there, but the boatman wants money to lend us the boat."
Tang Zang: "Amitabha, where did we monks get the money?"
Zhu Bajie: "If you don't have money, you can't borrow a boat. If you can't borrow a boat, you can't cross the river. If you can't cross the river, you can't get the scriptures. Why don't you all disperse? Go back to each house and find your own mother. I will go back and marry my wife. Don't waste your time here."
The three Tang and Zang directly ignored Zhu Bajie's words.
Li Jie conjured up a gold ingot, threw it to Monk Sha, and said, "Old Sha, give it to the boatman."
"Okay." Monk Sha was about to leave with the gold ingot, but someone stopped him.
"Wait a minute."
Tang Zang walked up to Monk Sha, took the gold ingot in his hand, looked at Li Jie and asked, "Wukong, where did you get the gold ingot?"
"It's changed."
Li Jie replied casually.
"That's blindfolding."
Tang Zang said solemnly: "Monks don't tell lies. You are deceiving people like this. It is wrong to deceive people. How many people do not have enough money..."
"Go, go, go!"
Seeing that Tang Zang was about to start biking again, Li Jie interrupted him directly, and waved the gold ingot back to its original state: "Then what do you think should be done?"
I don't know who asked me to turn gold into gold for him to go out chic?
Seeing that the ingot in his hand had turned into a monkey hair, Tang Zang nodded in satisfaction, turned around, and looked at Monk Sha
"Wujing, go and tell the boatman that the poor monk is willing to recite "Buddhist scriptures" instead of money, and ask him if he agrees."
The "Buddhist scriptures" in Tang Zang's mouth is to recite casually, and he himself does not understand Buddhist scriptures.
The reason why the gold ingot conjured by Li Jie was not used this time was because this place belonged to the territory of the Daughter Kingdom. If the story of deceiving the boatman with a blind eye got to the ears of the king of the Daughter Kingdom, how could he flirt with the king?
Although the probability of this matter spreading to the Daughter Country is not high, it is still possible, so you must be rigorous, not let yourself show any shortcomings, and create a perfect image of an eminent monk.
"Good master."
Monk Sha responded and trot away.
Li Jie looked at Tang Zang with a half-smile, took out a banana from behind, took a bite, and smiled inwardly, who would be willing to listen to Buddhist scriptures instead of money?What's more, Buddhist scriptures are annoying to listen to, no... Can Tang Zang know how to recite Buddhist scriptures?It seems that I have never heard him read it.
Not long after, Monk Sha came back and said with joy, "Master, the boatman agreed. He said he would borrow the boat only after listening to the Buddhist scriptures."
Li Jie: ...
That's okay too!
Tang Zang: "Amitabha, no problem. Where is the donor? The poor monk will read Buddhist scriptures to him."
"Master, he is here."
After seeing Tang Zang, the boatman said quickly: "Master, I am a loyal believer, but unfortunately I don't have time to go to the Buddhist hall to burn incense and worship Buddha. I haven't even heard the Buddhist scriptures. If the master lets me listen to the Buddhist scriptures, I will take the boat off today." Borrow it for your use."
Have not heard?I haven't heard of it, and I don't know how to do it either.
After the boatman exchanged pleasantries with Tang Zang for a while, he began to read Buddhist scriptures.
As soon as Li Jie heard the Buddhist scriptures, a bunch of question marks popped up in his head.
Why do you call this a Buddhist scripture?
If you listen carefully, you can hear what Tang Zang read...
"The cook, the soul of the cook, the cook uses a basin, the worker, the soul of the worker, and the worker is a master..."
Li Jie almost burst out laughing,
The boatman became more energetic and excited as he listened.
After about an hour, the boatman left contentedly. Before leaving, he left a boat for a few people. The boat was not big, but it was more than enough for a few people plus the white dragon horse and luggage.
The boat floated slowly on the river...
Li Jie yawned, looking listlessly ahead,
"Wujing, I am thirsty for my teacher."
Monk Sha: "Master, isn't there a river here? It happens that you don't have to go far to fetch water. Wait a moment, Master. I'll fill you with a bowl of water."
Tang Zang saw it, and it was okay, drinking the water in this unlucky river, he would become pregnant in minutes, he didn't want to be the first male pregnant time traveler in history: "No no no, Wujing, as a teacher, I suddenly don't know what to do. thirsty."
Monk Sha: "Good Master."
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(End of this chapter)
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