Character plot experience system

Chapter 429, Daughter Country
Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, do you mean that drinking water from this river will make you pregnant?" Zhu Bajie asked.

Li Jie: "Can I still lie to you?"

Zhu Bajie looked at the river dubiously.

Drinking a sip of water can make you pregnant, so miraculous?

Zhu Bajie didn't take it seriously: "Brother Monkey, pregnancy is a woman's business, I'm a male, it's impossible for a male to get pregnant, right?"

The corners of Li Jie's mouth rose slightly: "You can have a sip and try."

"Try it, try it, who are you scaring?" Zhu Bajie stuck his head into the river, gulping down a few swigs.

"Ah! This river water is so sweet."

As he spoke, he touched his belly: "Brother Monkey, don't you see that I have nothing to do?"

Li Jie smiled and said nothing, pig head, pig head, now you are making yourself miserable.

Seeing that Zhu Bajie was fine, Monk Sha began to waver, he wanted to drink some water now, but Zhu Bajie was fine after drinking, maybe the senior brother was trying to scare him.He took the bowl and filled half a bowl of river water in the river.

"Junior Brother Sha." Li Jie looked at him,

Continued: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, this river is called the Zimu River, if you drink the water here, both men and women will get pregnant, and you will regret it when the time comes, don't blame me for not reminding you."

Senior brother really lied to me, how can a man get pregnant?
Monk Sha drained all the river water in the bowl in one go.

"The river water is really sweet."

Li Jie smiled, "If you don't believe me, you will be the one who will regret it then."

"Master, don't you drink?"

Tang Zang cast a glance at him: "I'm not thirsty as a teacher, you drink what you like."

The boat slowly drifted to the shore, and a few people got on the shore, and after walking five miles, they saw a city wall.

The happiest person to see the city wall is Zhu Bajie, who is very rich in the city, and he can eat and drink again.

Followed by Tang Zang, he watched the city wall bloom happily,

Finally arrived at the daughter country, your majesty sister, your royal brother is here.

Zhu Bajie: "This city is huge. The walls are also very high. There must be a lot of delicious food."

Tang Zang: "Amitabha, Bajie, as a monk, how can he miss other people's food?"

Li Jie: ……………

The pig's head is thinking about the food, and you are thinking about the younger sister inside, you two are in the same boat.

"Pig head, look carefully, this is a country, not a city. Do you see the three characters above clearly?"

"Female"

"Son"

"country"

"???"

Zhu Bajie: "Why is this country called daughter country?"

Li Jie: "Can you stop asking such mentally retarded questions? This question is like asking yourself why you are a pig."

Zhu Bajie: "Oh, so, I seem to understand."

Li Jie: "You understand what a fart!"

Tang Zang: "Let's go in, we want to enter the palace, and we need the king's seal to pass the spy."

When he mentioned the word king, Li Jie clearly saw a gleam of light in Tang Zang's eyes.

Daughter Country...

It is not easy to enter the palace. The daughter's country is full of women, and four men come in at once, and the scene is extremely bloody.

Being crowded left and right by a group of women is even more exaggerated than the stars holding the moon. A middle-aged woman who has never seen a man in her life is even more hungry and thirsty. The originally loose street is blocked.

The situation at that time was like this...

"Wow!! Man!!"

"Really! It's a man! It's all mine!"

"I saw it first!"

"Don't snatch it! That man who looks like a pig is mine!"

"Why! Whoever snatches it belongs to him!"

A hungry woman is more terrifying than a tiger that has been hungry for three days.A woman hasn't seen a man for decades, even if she sees a man who looks like a pig, she still thinks it's very handsome.Just like a man who has been single for a long time looks pretty in everything.

What could a group of women do around the four of them?

Li Jie: "I'll wipe it! Do you want to be so open! Hey, hey, don't touch it casually! Hey, you can't touch that place! Hey! You can touch it, but don't break it! It will break !!"

Zhu Bajie: "Wow ha ha ha, I got rich, I got rich, come on, come on, touch hard, hey, don't pull the old pig's ears, it hurts, hurts, take it easy."

Monk Sha: "Amitabha, Amitabha, all benefactors, please respect yourself, please be respectful. I am a monk, I don't touch women, I hope all benefactors...hey, hey, don't pull my beard..."

Tang Zang: "Amitabha, touch casually... cough cough, ah no, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. So good, so good."

Li Jie: "I said, Master, let's get out of here as soon as we get the seal of customs clearance."

Monk Sha: "I agree."

Tang Zang: "That's exactly what I mean."

There is a fart, love to go, you go, I will stay for a while, hehehe......

Zhu Bajie: "I disagree, look how enthusiastic they are."

In the end, fortunately, a female officer opened the way, and the few people were able to get out of the heavy siege. If they walked a little later, it is estimated that Zhu Bajie's pants would be ripped off.

Li Jie: "It's crazy."

Monk Sha: "It's terrible."

Tang Sanzang: "Amitabha, it's really exciting and enjoyable!"

Li Jie, Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha: "Huh????"

Tang Zang dressed in a western dress and coughed: "Cough cough, the poor monk said that it is indecent, it is also indecent, good and good, Amitabha."

The three stared at Tang Zang for a long time...

for a long time…………

Tang Zang, dressed in a suit, coughed again.
It's fine for Monk Sha and Li Jie to stare at me, why should you pig stare at me! ?

He said leisurely: "Wukong, Wujing, after seeing the king, give Bajie a 'massage', I guess his skin is itchy again."

"Ok!"

"No problem Master."

Zhu Bajie: "I object!"

"The objection is invalid, just wait for the beating."

A group of people finally walked into the palace and faced the current king.

Tang Zang recited the old lines without haste: "Amitabha, the poor monk has seen His Majesty, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, went to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures, and passed through your country. I'm waiting to continue west."

The queen looked at Tang Zang, who was modest and polite in the audience, unconsciously a little fascinated, her eyes couldn't leave Tang Zang's face, and her eyes lingered for a long...a long time.

It wasn't until the female officer next to her reminded her that she came back to her senses and looked at Tang Zang with a little more love in her eyes.

Tang Zang didn't get a reply for a long time, so he knew that the king must be deeply attracted by his charm, and the next thing is to wait for the king to throw himself into his arms...

Thinking of the picture of the king throwing himself into his arms, Tang Zang almost couldn't hold back his saliva.

"It's getting late now, and the elders can't make it. Why don't you invite the elders into my bedroom... No, no, how about asking the elders to rest in my palace for a day?"

Claiming to use the word "I", the queen queen is a little nervous.

Li Jie turned to look at the Queen.

The eyebrows are like emerald feathers, and the muscles are like suet.The face is lined with peach petals, and the servant girl is piled with golden phoenix silk.The autumn waves are bright and enchanting, and the spring bamboo shoots are slender and charming.The slanting red silk is colorful and colorful, and the high hairpin beads are emerald.

She can be regarded as a beauty, looking at her, she seems to have taken a fancy to Tang Zang.Tsk tsk, the poor king is about to be ruined by the wine and meat monk.

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(End of this chapter)