I'm really not a pet teacher
Chapter 179 The Gathering of Geniuses
Chapter 179 The Gathering of Geniuses
These women are so crazy, it's almost the year of the tiger and wolf, uh, no, tiger and wolf!
The Great Sage felt that almost every inch of his body had been patronized by their little hands, no matter how thick-skinned he was, his face would turn red for a while, so he quickly broke free and hid in a corner.
Even so, they continued to chase.
Until the Great Sage yelled: "Quiet, don't move!"
They were startled and stood obediently.However, their eyes were still wild, as if they were about to swallow the Great Sage alive.
The Great Sage is at a loss!
He didn't know where this group of goblins came from.
Until the tank was like a dog's leg, he attached himself to the Dasheng's ear and said: "The incident has happened, boss, you have to be careful!"
"Ah?!" The Great Sage looked at him in bewilderment.
"It's because you fought against the Xeon last time, and the incident happened. Now, you have become the idol of many students in Wanjie School~"
Only then did the Great Sage understand what was going on, but he couldn't help but glared at Tank fiercely.
Do you call this "an incident from the east window"?
Scared labor and capital, wait, you boy, wait for me, after a while, people will be gone, if you don't beat you out of shit, it will be considered that your anus is tight.
After staring at the tank, the Great Sage looked at the girls.
He has a melancholy feeling that he doesn't know how to deal with these girls!
Hurry up, it's a little unreasonable.
Don't rush, these girls are too enthusiastic.
"I'm still a child!" The Great Sage said angrily in his heart.
"Well, hello everyone..." Seeing that the scene has been frozen like this is not good, the Great Sage had no choice but to say hello: "Can everyone sit down and say, uh, there are a little few chairs, but talk well, don't touch things Moxi...Although there is no law in our country, there are protection rules against male harassment, but if you are like this, I can still call you female perverts!"
The scene is quiet...
"Cuckoo..."
Suddenly, a girl laughed.
Immediately, the other girls also laughed coquettishly, each laughing so brightly that their branches trembled, and each smiling so brightly that their eyes rippling.
"Do you know who I am?" Suddenly, a girl came out and asked.
"Who is it?"
"You don't know who I am? Believe it or not, I'll hit your girlfriend!" This woman was wearing a leather jacket and had an unusually hot figure.
"what?"
The Great Sage thought to himself, could it be that you know my Bai Jingyi?
Just when he was stunned, the woman had already slapped him lightly on the pretty face.
"Oh~"
The Great Sage suddenly realized that it turned out that this was a routine, she was molesting herself, saying that she was his girlfriend~
incredible!
However, no matter how powerful it was, the Great Sage couldn't help but fight back if the routine was put on the head of the Great Sage.
Isn't this bullying me to react slowly?
I have to let you know.
So, the Great Sage spoke, leisurely and authentically.
"I don't like such weak girls."
Upon hearing this, the girl exerted a little strength and slapped herself across the face.
"You hesitated! I don't like such indecisive girls either." Dasheng said seriously.
The girl froze for a moment, with many question marks on her head, she simply opened her left and right hands and slapped herself in the face several times in a row.
It wasn't until after the fight that she looked at the Great Sage as if asking for credit, as if to say, I didn't hesitate, did I?
"My mother won't let me play with idiots..." the Great Sage laughed.
"..."
"Well, it's okay, I'm leaving, I forgot that there is still a pot of old duck soup at home..."
Saying that, the Great Sage saw that they hadn't reacted yet, and disappeared into the room like lightning and flint.
"..."
A group of girls were left looking at each other.
Home, isn't this the home of Sun Dasheng?
This guy is too careless, it is so reluctant to make up an excuse.
…………
The Great Sage left and went to look for Bai Shuang, who was in a small forest in Wanjie School.
The Great Sage thought this guy was in a relationship, but it turned out that it was another guy who was born alone.
He is practicing!
I don't know what kind of practice it is. From time to time, I do some middle two, such as double dragons going out to sea, and golden rooster independent postures.
Seeing that the Great Sage was angry and funny at the same time.
This cheap little brother-in-law is good at everything, but he is just a muscle. All he thinks about all day is how to show off, become the strongest, and accept the cheers of countless people.
After thinking about it, the Great Sage called him over and gave him 100 yuan of diamonds.
"Take it to practice."
"Brother-in-law, you are going to participate in the competition, do you want to come and see me? Do you have anything to explain? I will go back and tell my sister." It seems that he is not stupid!
It's just that the second half of the conversation made the Great Sage a little upset.
What to explain?Are you going to explain the funeral?
Will you talk!I Cao!
The Great Sage couldn't bear it anymore, he pushed him to the ground and beat him up, and then he left.
Next stop, Dasheng appeared in the orphanage in Kyoto.
He came to see the orphan he had brought, so he went directly to the dean.
At first, because it was midnight, the dean did not agree with the Great Sage to see them, saying that the children would not be disturbed if they were asleep, until the Great Sage took out ten diamond-grade heterogeneous crystals and said they were donated to the courtyard.
Then, he said that the children woke up early today, and they were all awake, so the Great Sage could see them.
Nima, it's only twelve o'clock, did you wake up so early? !
The Great Sage saw the group of children.
It seems that they are doing well here, and there is no thinness on their faces.
After chatting for a while, the Great Sage was relieved and called Tian Shisan.
"Master, I'm in Wangfujing Street, Jingdu City, come and pick me up."
"Master? Why do I feel that what you said seems to be calling a taxi driver?" Tian Shisan said strangely on the other end of the phone.
"...No, master, really not." The Great Sage smiled wryly.
"it is good!"
The Great Sage responded, and the phone was hung up.
After 10 minutes, the Great Sage felt a flying kick on his buttocks, and fell to the ground.
In this way, Tian Shisan felt comfortable and brought him back to Tongtian Sword Sect.
…………
After a few days of nonsense in the Tongtian Sword Sect, the Great Sage was sent back to the capital on the day he was about to gather in the capital.
Tian Shisan sent the Great Sage to a large shopping mall, and then an ordinary middle-aged woman brought them in.
"Uh, master, don't you want to take me to gather? Why are you shopping?"
Looking ahead, the Great Sage was full of question marks.
This middle-aged woman is obviously an ordinary middle-aged woman who works hard for life, and the great sage can see it.
Master, don't make trouble!
But Tian Shisan didn't answer him, but walked for a while, and after confirming something, he said goodbye to the Great Sage.
"Okay, you go in with her, I can't get in unless I'm an official."
The Great Sage still wants to ask, Tian Shisan has disappeared.
Then, he could only bring Wangcai, with the narrow-eyed parrot "Niao Xiaotiao" standing on his shoulder, and followed the middle-aged woman in wondering.
Then, the middle-aged woman followed the Great Sage to the supermarket elevator.
"Auntie, you don't want to take me shopping, do you?" Dasheng smiled wryly.
The middle-aged woman remained expressionless and did not answer. She suddenly took out a remote control from behind her. Then, it was obvious that there was only the second floor, but the elevator did not stop and continued to descend.
Dasheng was surprised, because the elevator is made of glass and can see outside.
The Great Sage saw that the elevator passed through the soil layer of unknown hundreds of years, and the elevator did not stop until 5 minutes later.
Through the glass elevator, Dasheng saw a vast high-tech square.
Ah!
Perhaps, this is what many people often refer to as a national secret base.
Great hidden in the city ah!
The sky curtain is made of glass crystals, and each piece emits different colors of light, so even if it is hundreds of meters deep underground, it does not feel uncomfortable, but spacious and bright.
The air is also very good, the Great Sage felt it carefully, and there was actually a breeze flowing.
Even if it is spiritual energy, at least the Great Sage does not feel that he is underground.
There are several very high-tech fighter jets parked on the left and right sides. The Great Sage can't understand the fighter jets, nor can he see the entire structure, because at this time some military industries are dismantling and repairing something.
Follow the middle-aged woman and continue to move forward.
This middle-aged woman may still be a big shot, because along the way, soldiers in military uniforms saluted her.
"My name is Mo Mo, wait a minute, I'll take you to fill in the file first."
"it is good!"
The Great Sage finally heard her words and nodded in response.
Then, after walking about 2000 meters, I entered an office, and Dasheng was asked to fill in the file.
Title of the dossier: "The Top Secret Earth Genius Project."
The one that the Great Sage wants to fill out has a number in the lower left corner, and it is on pages 14 and 15. I believe there are other contents that he cannot see.
In the first column, the Great Sage fills in his own name, and in the second column, the fake name that the Great Sage will take when doing tasks.
"Does it have to be a pseudonym?"
The Great Sage was confused, he was really not good at this!
"I want to take it! Because one, in order to prevent others from threatening your family. Two, if you get a good ranking in this competition, then the aliens will definitely attack you with a destructive blow, and the pseudonym will be confusing. sex."
"By the way, there is a very important point that I need to warn you. Outside, even if the people you go to participate in the competition with know each other, you must never call out their real names, otherwise, you will be considered treason!"
"Oh~" The Great Sage nodded, and quickly took a pseudonym on it.
I saw that it said: "Angry little turkey!"
"Let you take a pseudonym, not a nickname!"
"Oh~" The Great Sage erased it, and wrote another one: "Little stare at the crotch".
"..."
"Can't you?" The Great Sage scratched his head.
"Surname! Someone with a surname!" She was about to lose her temper.
The Great Sage can only change it again——"Small Cracks"
"..."
Big guys, assembled, voted, woo~
(End of this chapter)
These women are so crazy, it's almost the year of the tiger and wolf, uh, no, tiger and wolf!
The Great Sage felt that almost every inch of his body had been patronized by their little hands, no matter how thick-skinned he was, his face would turn red for a while, so he quickly broke free and hid in a corner.
Even so, they continued to chase.
Until the Great Sage yelled: "Quiet, don't move!"
They were startled and stood obediently.However, their eyes were still wild, as if they were about to swallow the Great Sage alive.
The Great Sage is at a loss!
He didn't know where this group of goblins came from.
Until the tank was like a dog's leg, he attached himself to the Dasheng's ear and said: "The incident has happened, boss, you have to be careful!"
"Ah?!" The Great Sage looked at him in bewilderment.
"It's because you fought against the Xeon last time, and the incident happened. Now, you have become the idol of many students in Wanjie School~"
Only then did the Great Sage understand what was going on, but he couldn't help but glared at Tank fiercely.
Do you call this "an incident from the east window"?
Scared labor and capital, wait, you boy, wait for me, after a while, people will be gone, if you don't beat you out of shit, it will be considered that your anus is tight.
After staring at the tank, the Great Sage looked at the girls.
He has a melancholy feeling that he doesn't know how to deal with these girls!
Hurry up, it's a little unreasonable.
Don't rush, these girls are too enthusiastic.
"I'm still a child!" The Great Sage said angrily in his heart.
"Well, hello everyone..." Seeing that the scene has been frozen like this is not good, the Great Sage had no choice but to say hello: "Can everyone sit down and say, uh, there are a little few chairs, but talk well, don't touch things Moxi...Although there is no law in our country, there are protection rules against male harassment, but if you are like this, I can still call you female perverts!"
The scene is quiet...
"Cuckoo..."
Suddenly, a girl laughed.
Immediately, the other girls also laughed coquettishly, each laughing so brightly that their branches trembled, and each smiling so brightly that their eyes rippling.
"Do you know who I am?" Suddenly, a girl came out and asked.
"Who is it?"
"You don't know who I am? Believe it or not, I'll hit your girlfriend!" This woman was wearing a leather jacket and had an unusually hot figure.
"what?"
The Great Sage thought to himself, could it be that you know my Bai Jingyi?
Just when he was stunned, the woman had already slapped him lightly on the pretty face.
"Oh~"
The Great Sage suddenly realized that it turned out that this was a routine, she was molesting herself, saying that she was his girlfriend~
incredible!
However, no matter how powerful it was, the Great Sage couldn't help but fight back if the routine was put on the head of the Great Sage.
Isn't this bullying me to react slowly?
I have to let you know.
So, the Great Sage spoke, leisurely and authentically.
"I don't like such weak girls."
Upon hearing this, the girl exerted a little strength and slapped herself across the face.
"You hesitated! I don't like such indecisive girls either." Dasheng said seriously.
The girl froze for a moment, with many question marks on her head, she simply opened her left and right hands and slapped herself in the face several times in a row.
It wasn't until after the fight that she looked at the Great Sage as if asking for credit, as if to say, I didn't hesitate, did I?
"My mother won't let me play with idiots..." the Great Sage laughed.
"..."
"Well, it's okay, I'm leaving, I forgot that there is still a pot of old duck soup at home..."
Saying that, the Great Sage saw that they hadn't reacted yet, and disappeared into the room like lightning and flint.
"..."
A group of girls were left looking at each other.
Home, isn't this the home of Sun Dasheng?
This guy is too careless, it is so reluctant to make up an excuse.
…………
The Great Sage left and went to look for Bai Shuang, who was in a small forest in Wanjie School.
The Great Sage thought this guy was in a relationship, but it turned out that it was another guy who was born alone.
He is practicing!
I don't know what kind of practice it is. From time to time, I do some middle two, such as double dragons going out to sea, and golden rooster independent postures.
Seeing that the Great Sage was angry and funny at the same time.
This cheap little brother-in-law is good at everything, but he is just a muscle. All he thinks about all day is how to show off, become the strongest, and accept the cheers of countless people.
After thinking about it, the Great Sage called him over and gave him 100 yuan of diamonds.
"Take it to practice."
"Brother-in-law, you are going to participate in the competition, do you want to come and see me? Do you have anything to explain? I will go back and tell my sister." It seems that he is not stupid!
It's just that the second half of the conversation made the Great Sage a little upset.
What to explain?Are you going to explain the funeral?
Will you talk!I Cao!
The Great Sage couldn't bear it anymore, he pushed him to the ground and beat him up, and then he left.
Next stop, Dasheng appeared in the orphanage in Kyoto.
He came to see the orphan he had brought, so he went directly to the dean.
At first, because it was midnight, the dean did not agree with the Great Sage to see them, saying that the children would not be disturbed if they were asleep, until the Great Sage took out ten diamond-grade heterogeneous crystals and said they were donated to the courtyard.
Then, he said that the children woke up early today, and they were all awake, so the Great Sage could see them.
Nima, it's only twelve o'clock, did you wake up so early? !
The Great Sage saw the group of children.
It seems that they are doing well here, and there is no thinness on their faces.
After chatting for a while, the Great Sage was relieved and called Tian Shisan.
"Master, I'm in Wangfujing Street, Jingdu City, come and pick me up."
"Master? Why do I feel that what you said seems to be calling a taxi driver?" Tian Shisan said strangely on the other end of the phone.
"...No, master, really not." The Great Sage smiled wryly.
"it is good!"
The Great Sage responded, and the phone was hung up.
After 10 minutes, the Great Sage felt a flying kick on his buttocks, and fell to the ground.
In this way, Tian Shisan felt comfortable and brought him back to Tongtian Sword Sect.
…………
After a few days of nonsense in the Tongtian Sword Sect, the Great Sage was sent back to the capital on the day he was about to gather in the capital.
Tian Shisan sent the Great Sage to a large shopping mall, and then an ordinary middle-aged woman brought them in.
"Uh, master, don't you want to take me to gather? Why are you shopping?"
Looking ahead, the Great Sage was full of question marks.
This middle-aged woman is obviously an ordinary middle-aged woman who works hard for life, and the great sage can see it.
Master, don't make trouble!
But Tian Shisan didn't answer him, but walked for a while, and after confirming something, he said goodbye to the Great Sage.
"Okay, you go in with her, I can't get in unless I'm an official."
The Great Sage still wants to ask, Tian Shisan has disappeared.
Then, he could only bring Wangcai, with the narrow-eyed parrot "Niao Xiaotiao" standing on his shoulder, and followed the middle-aged woman in wondering.
Then, the middle-aged woman followed the Great Sage to the supermarket elevator.
"Auntie, you don't want to take me shopping, do you?" Dasheng smiled wryly.
The middle-aged woman remained expressionless and did not answer. She suddenly took out a remote control from behind her. Then, it was obvious that there was only the second floor, but the elevator did not stop and continued to descend.
Dasheng was surprised, because the elevator is made of glass and can see outside.
The Great Sage saw that the elevator passed through the soil layer of unknown hundreds of years, and the elevator did not stop until 5 minutes later.
Through the glass elevator, Dasheng saw a vast high-tech square.
Ah!
Perhaps, this is what many people often refer to as a national secret base.
Great hidden in the city ah!
The sky curtain is made of glass crystals, and each piece emits different colors of light, so even if it is hundreds of meters deep underground, it does not feel uncomfortable, but spacious and bright.
The air is also very good, the Great Sage felt it carefully, and there was actually a breeze flowing.
Even if it is spiritual energy, at least the Great Sage does not feel that he is underground.
There are several very high-tech fighter jets parked on the left and right sides. The Great Sage can't understand the fighter jets, nor can he see the entire structure, because at this time some military industries are dismantling and repairing something.
Follow the middle-aged woman and continue to move forward.
This middle-aged woman may still be a big shot, because along the way, soldiers in military uniforms saluted her.
"My name is Mo Mo, wait a minute, I'll take you to fill in the file first."
"it is good!"
The Great Sage finally heard her words and nodded in response.
Then, after walking about 2000 meters, I entered an office, and Dasheng was asked to fill in the file.
Title of the dossier: "The Top Secret Earth Genius Project."
The one that the Great Sage wants to fill out has a number in the lower left corner, and it is on pages 14 and 15. I believe there are other contents that he cannot see.
In the first column, the Great Sage fills in his own name, and in the second column, the fake name that the Great Sage will take when doing tasks.
"Does it have to be a pseudonym?"
The Great Sage was confused, he was really not good at this!
"I want to take it! Because one, in order to prevent others from threatening your family. Two, if you get a good ranking in this competition, then the aliens will definitely attack you with a destructive blow, and the pseudonym will be confusing. sex."
"By the way, there is a very important point that I need to warn you. Outside, even if the people you go to participate in the competition with know each other, you must never call out their real names, otherwise, you will be considered treason!"
"Oh~" The Great Sage nodded, and quickly took a pseudonym on it.
I saw that it said: "Angry little turkey!"
"Let you take a pseudonym, not a nickname!"
"Oh~" The Great Sage erased it, and wrote another one: "Little stare at the crotch".
"..."
"Can't you?" The Great Sage scratched his head.
"Surname! Someone with a surname!" She was about to lose her temper.
The Great Sage can only change it again——"Small Cracks"
"..."
Big guys, assembled, voted, woo~
(End of this chapter)
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