I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 180 Bleeding at the Lower Simon...

"Boy, are you afraid you did it on purpose?!"

The female general's eyes were burning, and she stared at the Great Sage, as if she wanted to roast him alive.

"No! I'm wronged, General Mo, I really didn't mean it. I'm just not very good at picking names. You see, it's like following my pet. It's called Wangcai."

General Mo glanced at the golden retriever who came in behind the Great Sage, with a complicated expression on his face.

What a beautiful puppy, why did he take such a vulgar name, what a crime!
"To be honest, the names I want to choose are all from online forums, otherwise, I really don't know what name to choose." The Great Sage said with a headache, looking at General Mo for help.

"Don't look at me. There are regulations above. You have to do it yourself. We can only help or remind you." General Mo sternly refused.

Although, she really wanted to help the Great Sage, er, she really couldn't stand it anymore, but she dared not violate the strict discipline.

"Then I continue?"

"Go on, don't have a nickname, have a surname, and don't be too obscene." General Mo reminded solemnly.

In fact, if it was replaced by a male general to supervise the matter, I'm afraid it would have passed by long ago.But General Mo is a woman with a more serious personality. She thinks that the names of these geniuses are linked to the face of the country, so naturally she doesn't allow it.

"Ximen blowing blood?" The Great Sage wrote his name on it again and looked at General Mo.

This time, General Mo still frowned.

The Great Sage had to change it again: "Yangdingtian".

General Mo looked at the great sage's change, and his face darkened again. If it weren't for the genius in front of him... Uh, I heard the rumors about him, I might not be able to beat him, she really wanted to beat him to death !

Why is it so difficult to come up with a name?so tough!

It's rare for her to doubt her life.

"Forget it, let Ximen blow blood? But, can't you use the word 'snow'?!" General Mo said angrily and powerlessly.

What a serious name, "Ximen Chuuxue", how poetic and majestic, and it just fits the name of the human race.But unexpectedly, he was going to replace "snow" with "blood", which is really annoying.

If he hadn't had no enmity with the Great Sage, and had no grievances recently, he would have thought that he was sent by the enemy to piss him off.

"Then it will have the same name as someone else." The Great Sage said aggrievedly.

Ok!

This reason is very strong and sufficient, General Mo did not know how to refute it.

In this way, the Great Sage called "Ximen Blowing Blood" from the next moment.

Dasheng continued to fill in the information below.

In the future, these materials will be entered into the national archives to prevent them from being investigated by foreign races. At that time, these materials will be presented to the foreign races.

address?

Seeing that his address was about to be edited again, Dasheng wrote one casually: "38 Portland Street, Causeway Bay."

General Mo was speechless, shook his head, and took out an IPARD: "Uh, come on, choose an address, a street from the map. When the time comes, we will do it for you, and you will have a new house with Your old photos, necessities, everything..."

"Oh~"

The Great Sage was like a primary school student who did something wrong, so he chose one.

After the selection of the Great Sage, General Mo immediately widened his eyes and said sharply: "This place is not good."

"No? Could it be that the houses here are more expensive? Can you help with the arrangement? This is too stingy."

The Great Sage muttered.

"Is this a question of whether it's expensive or not?! Ah! Even if you choose the most expensive street, it's fine, but Nima, you chose the BJ Forbidden City, the Summer Palace!!! Does anyone live here? Well, even if there is, but you live in it? Have you lived from ancient times to the present, thousands of years?"

General Mo jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, baring its teeth and waving its claws, yelling hysterically, wanting to tear the mahatma's ferocity alive.

"Okay, okay, then I'll change it again!"

The Great Sage was scared, so he had to shut up and agreed to change again.

In order to prevent the great sage from making any further mistakes, General Mo couldn't bear it anymore, and finally made an exception and pointed to a place.

"Okay, right here."

The Great Sage took a look, Wangfujing Street was not bad, so he quickly agreed.

"Hey, this is your satellite phone, why don't you fill in the number yourself? This satellite phone can be used here, and it can also be used as a walkie-talkie when you are in a foreign race. It is useful within a thousand kilometers." Seeing that he obediently agreed, General Mo gasped. With a rough breath, he gradually calmed down his anger and continued to explain.

In her mind, choosing a mobile phone number shouldn't be a problem, right?

As a result, the Great Sage wrote a number: "13382424438".

After interpreting it: Yaoyao Sanba, are you dead Sanba?
General Mo clutched his heart, inexplicably, feeling like he was about to die.Although she is in good health, she wonders if she has high blood pressure...

She was really convinced.

How could he fill in even a mobile phone number like this.

If I had known earlier, I would not have chosen this mission character!

At that time, after the task was assigned by the superiors, she was still thinking that this young man could be the strongest. She was a little curious, and also a little like this young man. He was not afraid of power, he was a proud son of heaven, and he was a top genius.

But, what kind of genius is this?It's just a monster!
An evildoer who can piss people off.

Forget it, who made this choice?
Even if this guy is an evildoer, it is his own fault, so he has to wait on him even if he is so angry.

"Why can't you fill in a series of numbers? Even if you fill in 18888888888, it's okay? Everyone is like this."

"Isn't this a bit too fake? Besides, when people want to make a call, they have to count the digits carefully, which is so troublesome. I'm good at it, so it's easy to remember." Dasheng said that I am a witty boy contented.

"Okay, whatever you want."

General Mo is really powerless, it doesn't hurt to think about it, just let him go.

After finally filling out the information form, she breathed a sigh of relief, as if she had snatched her life back from Yanmen Pass.

"Then General Mo, where are we going now?"

"Do you have your own weapons?"

"No." The Great Sage hurriedly said, seeing that the place is full of high technology, you bastard.

"Really not?"

"No, I'm just a broken sword head. This is my weapon." The Great Sage took out the sword head stuck behind his belt.

At this time, although all the rust on it fell off by itself, it looked very sharp.However, in real terms, he really didn't have a weapon.

"Then come with me!" General Mo nodded, but there was some suspicion in his eyes.

Thirteenth day, that big man with a great reputation is too stingy, right?

My No.1 disciple, just give it to this?
It's kind of unexpected.

General Mo led the Great Sage towards the edge of this very huge underground square.

open the door……

Unexpectedly, it was another huge underground plaza, still full of high technology, and filled with weapons.

There are so many weapons on the weapon rack...

Dazzling and dazzling.

Swords, knives, sticks, spears, hammers, meteor hammers, iron eagle claws, even maces.

They all exude a quaint atmosphere, and I don't know when they were handed down. It seems that the state collected them from the people one by one.

"Choose it yourself, choose it yourself. If it is a high-quality weapon, there will be a logo on it. According to the regulations, in order to prevent your weapons from being of poor quality and possibly being damaged by your opponent during the competition, you can choose two high-quality weapons and one ordinary weapon. ’ she explained.

The Great Sage nodded and went to choose by himself.

General Mo followed behind.

"General Mo, are these weapons really of good quality?" the Great Sage asked while watching.

"Well, ordinary words may not work, but the ones marked with high-quality products have been tested by experts. The hardness is harder than special alloys. It was made by the ancients using some methods. If you can get When you reach the championship, the country will reward you with ancient artifacts, such as Xuanyuan Sword, Tai'a, Fish Intestine Dagger, etc., choose one..."

"Is there really Xuanyuan Sword?"

"Some are suspected, some are real, such as a fish intestine dagger..."

"Then can I take a look?" the Great Sage asked with interest.

"No, unless you can win the championship of the Myriad Worlds Competition, otherwise, you can't. It is a national treasure, and it can only be given to heroes who have made great contributions to the country."

"There should be many heroes in that country, and there are many who have made great achievements, right?"

"There are many, but there has never been a champion of geniuses from all worlds. If you can win it, it will be of great significance to the human race on our earth. At that time, those human races in the ancestral land will definitely look at us differently. At that time, With the help of the human race in our ancestral land, we should be able to increase the chances of our earthlings surviving..." When General Mo said this, his eyes showed grief and hope.

They are all human races, with the same blood, why do they look down on the earthlings?

Shouldn't human beings be united and friendly?
Ugh……

It may sound ugly, but it is true, they look down on Earth people, right?After thinking that he is only a sinner!

Only strength can allow them to re-recognize and recognize themselves.

Yes!

Let them breathe out, feel proud, and let them know that the earth is not only for those sinners, but also has countless geniuses!
"This sword looks like a nice one! Handsome!"

The Great Sage picked up a sword, held it carefully, and swiped it with his fingers.

"Well, you have a good eye! Hehe~~ This is the work of the master swordsmith 'Gan Mingzi'. It is rumored that Gan Mingzi is a descendant of Gan Jiang. The ancestral craftsmanship has been passed down for thousands of years. Don't just look at it. The shape is handsome, mainly, you have to look at its hardness and sharpness, even if there are so many weapons here, its quality can still be ranked in the top... top, top ten..." Her voice twitched abruptly when she said this. Stopped, dumbfounded, unable to close his mouth for a long time.

Because, the Great Sage actually nodded in agreement, and at the same time took out the broken sword head she had seen just now.

Then, he knocked on the sword with the tip of the broken sword.

It was really just a light smack, the sound of metal and iron clashing was weak, and then, just as she was about to brag about her incomparably sharp sword, she was knocked out with a triangular gap.

Made her dumbfounded.

At this moment, her heart was broken, and countless Cao Nima were galloping past.

Are you the devil? !

The aliens sent here to mess things up? !
Can someone finish the sentence?No, no, can you save some face?I was just about to brag about the extraordinaryness of this sword, but you slapped me in the face all of a sudden, I, Cao, can I still communicate properly?
I can't do this job!She said sadly in her heart.

"What did you just say, the top ten?" The Great Sage asked after he had finished knocking.

"No, did I? Did I say that? No?"

Remembering how he praised him just now for being a master of knowledge, General Mo was overwhelmed with shame and indignation.

"Oh, maybe it's my auditory hallucination? Well, I don't need to pay, right?" The Great Sage was a little worried.

"No, you have to try after all."

"Then I'll try them all and find the best one?"

"No!" she snapped, almost jumping up.

"If you can't do it, you can't do it. I'm scared, General Mo, why are you so startled? Is it possible that all generals are like this? I don't think old General Li Guolong will be like this..."

General Mo's face was gloomy, and she couldn't answer those words.

She didn't have the face to say anything.

I can only hold my breath and let the Great Sage continue to look at other things.

"How about picking a meteor hammer, this hammer should be able to withstand sharp swords?" The Great Sage pondered for a long time and murmured to himself.

"Yes, the meteor hammer has a high body weight, so it can naturally bear it, there is no doubt about it."

"Then can I try?"

"try!"

General Mo is indifferent and authentic, so she doesn't believe it anymore. The hammer is such a high-quality thing, and she is afraid of knocking out its horns.

So, the Great Sage picked up a high-quality meteor hammer, and then poked it with the broken sword head.

It's really like poking a balloon...

This meteor hammer broke a piece of copper after a second, which perfectly explained what it means to "cut iron like mud"!

General Mo was speechless, stopped talking, and doubted life again.

"Next time, don't use your sword head..."

"Oh!"

The Great Sage nodded, he was also a little embarrassed, and destroyed two good weapons as soon as he came.

Of course, he has a guilty conscience, that is, he seems to have slapped someone in the face, so they won't become angry from embarrassment, right?When the time comes, don't give yourself a prize, won't you let yourself participate in the competition?
Picking from the left to the right, the Great Sage finally chose two swords that were handsome in shape and very cool.

Anyway, any sword is not as sharp as my Slaughtering Sword, so just pick the good-looking one!

Uh ~
Suddenly, the Great Sage saw Li Jianguo's back, although it was just a back, but he was very firm and sure that it was that girl.

It's really here!
The Great Sage was waiting to be called, when suddenly, General Mo coughed twice.

Only then did the Great Sage realize that he cannot be called by his real name.

It's not called real name, what is it called?
Seeing that she was about to go far away, the Great Sage was in a hurry and shouted.

"Hey! That little lady... How much is it, uh, no, wait a minute!"

　No one appreciates, only the lonely one appreciates himself, if he does not appreciate himself, it is hard to abandon himself!Work hard boy, work hard guys, work hard together, it's over!

　　
　
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