I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 294 Super Power Update
The Great Sage picked up the fruit, but when he saw the pizza, he was a little embarrassed to eat it all by himself, so he asked him if he wanted one.

"No, we machines don't bother to use this~" Pizza turned his head and said arrogantly.

"Boss, what is this?"

"He's from the machine family, haven't you seen him before, ha ha."

"Then why can't I see any metal on his body?" The tank carefully looked up and down the pizza, and finally fixed his eyes on his lower part: "Could it be that this is the only place that is metal?"

After finishing speaking, he showed a smile that men can understand.

"Of course, I'm metal everywhere, but I haven't changed. Do you want to see it?" Pizza smiled at him.

The Great Sage thought that he had changed his gender, and he started to talk to people other than himself.

Who knows, after Tank nodded obscenely, he responded.

"You think beautiful!"

Pizza hummed.

Immediately, Tank was speechless, and the Great Sage laughed uncontrollably.

"Hahahaha hiccup..."

Laughed out a goose cry.

Since pizza is not needed, Dasheng eats the fruit by himself.

This fruit exudes a radiant divine light, and just by smelling it, it exudes an irresistible fragrance.

The Great Sage was a bit reluctant to eat, so he could only take a bite. In an instant, an indescribable fragrance filled the whole mind, and the whole taste buds seemed to be jumping for joy, shrinking and blooming continuously.

A sense of satisfaction, a deep sense of satisfaction filled the entire heart room.

Unable to bear it, the Great Sage took a bite, and the juice filled his stomach with a strong aroma, bringing him a huge energy enjoyment.

The whole body is warm, turning into tens of thousands of warm currents rushing to every part of the body. If there are scientific instruments to examine him now, he will be surprised to find that at this moment, every cell in him is wriggling, crazily Absorbing those energy nutrients.

After eating, while the Great Sage was still immersed in that comfortable aftertaste, a superpower had been silently generated in his mind.

"Thug eyebrows and mouse eyes?"

Strangely, seeing this super power, the Great Sage almost passed out out of breath.

God Nima's eyebrows and mouse eyes, is this also called super power?Could it be that you used it when you asked yourself to peek at girls?If it was given to the tank, he might be happy to accept it.

But if it were me, would I be able to accept it if I was such a gentleman?
Do not!
As the Great Sage spoke, he took out another fruit and prepared to put it in his mouth, but he paused for two or three seconds when he put it in his mouth.

"Boss, what are you looking at? Why are you looking so weird, wow, you're looking at the demon beauty downstairs, right? It's really sexy... Uh, boss, why are you drooling?"

"The fruit is delicious!" The Great Sage explained solemnly.

"Eat more if it tastes good~" Tank was very happy, because this fruit was brought by himself for the boss, as long as he likes it.

"No, it's a little hot." The Great Sage said seriously, "I'll blow it for a while."

"Hot? No, no, boss, what kind of superpower did you get from eating that fruit just now?"

Hearing this, the Great Sage quickly bit off the fruit beside his mouth, and then he looked hard to think: "Forget the fruit, I forgot all the superpowers I got just now..."

"Then you still remember the Forgotten Fruit?!"

"Don't bother me, I feel like my super power is going to change again..." Dasheng interrupted him.

After feeling the deliciousness of the fruit, another superpower was generated in the mind of the Great Sage.

"Sonic the Kid?"

Not bad!

The Great Sage thought for a while, then stood up and jumped out of the window.

boom……

His speed broke the sound barrier and caused an explosion.

When the tank reacted, he had turned into a shadow and returned to the chair, with a certain excited expression on his face.

"I know, Snickers Sonic!"

Tank guessed happily.

"Sister Sony!"

After the Great Sage finished speaking, he continued with another fruit.

Then, he gets new abilities.

"Go to the next level!"

This ability is auxiliary, that is, after using it, one's superpower will be upgraded to a higher level. If the original superpower is two-level, then if this superpower is also used, it will become a third-level.

The Great Sage tried it and used it on the Sonic Boy. In an instant, the Great Sage turned into a speed faster than the sound, and disappeared amidst the "bang" ground-air explosion.

When he came back, the Great Sage looked even more excited, because this time, he got it more than twice as fast as before.

It's a pity that he can't reach the speed of light, otherwise, he might be invincible.

"Not bad, boss, what superpower?"

"Go to the next level!"

"Can that be used on me?"

"Uh, you can try it!"

The Great Sage experimented a bit, adding a layer of support to his wishes, and then asked the tank to take him to his chance space again.

As a result, they still spread to the place where they were all young ladies standing on the side of the street.

"..." The two looked at each other speechlessly.

After returning to the original hotel, Dasheng no longer thought about the super power of the tank.

"Come on, Boss, apart from making my wishes come true, I also have two superpowers~"

"Oh, yes, you still have two superpowers, what have you replaced them with?"

"The first one is absolutely hard. The skin of my body can be turned into the hardest object. This level of hardness is the strongest in the universe. Even if it is a hole, no, a black hole cannot be torn apart." Tank said proudly, He raised his face high, as if saying, come and praise me, come and envy me...

However, the Great Sage shook his head, but refused to allow him to do so.

"The second one is that all beings are equal! That is to say, no matter who I face, no matter how strong that guy is, he will be brought down to the same level by me. In terms of strength, defense, reaction, etc. Yes, they will all be at the same stage as me."

"This is amazing! It reminds me of a saying that was often said on the Internet before, that is, don't argue with a fool, otherwise, he will pull you to the same level, and then beat you mercilessly."

"Boss, with such a powerful ability, how can you describe it so ugly~" Tank complained.

"Hehe, ugly sounds are better than obscene locks~"

As the Great Sage spoke, he ate a fruit again.

However, this fruit is useless, and there is no superpower at all.

So, another one!
The Great Sage got another superpower called Limit Dancer. The name is a bit confusing, but if the Great Sage understands its ability, if you reach the limit, you will be stimulated, and your strength will increase by more than ten times.

As the stimulus of danger, as the stimulus of death, as the stimulus of anger...

Not bad!

The Great Sage told Tank about this super power, but Tank just asked a question.

"What about the stimulation of beauty? Wouldn't it make you harder?" Tank said excitedly: "Think about it, it's so exciting!"

"I don't want to talk to you!"

The Great Sage was speechless and continued to eat the fruit.

This time, all right, he directly smashed his Speed ​​Fruit until it disappeared.

But this time the fruit is actually a wonderful pen.

In other words, for the Great Sage, if he is painting in the void, whatever he draws will be displayed according to his strength.

If the great sage draws an airplane, then there will really be airplanes.

Like a ship, then, a real ship will rush out of the void.

"Boss, what ability do you have?"

The great sage talked about the new ability he got.

"Well, then draw me a beautiful woman, don't be too beautiful, just at Yang Mi's level, a little resemblance is fine. Yes, don't be too beautiful, the main thing is to be like, if it is too beautiful, I will be angry!"

Tank is serious and authentic.

"Okay!"

The Great Sage nodded.

Tank felt that he had been respected, and was overjoyed, just like a kindergarten pupil, sitting there quietly and obediently, waiting for the great sage to paint for him.

After possessing this superpower, the Great Sage directly possessed super-advanced painting skills. As long as there is a picture in his mind, he can draw it directly and involuntarily.

Correct!
It’s similar to being involuntary, as if what you want comes true, ah, no, it’s not right, it’s not right, anyway, just think about it directly and naturally, and you can draw it.

Sure enough, the Great Sage drew it.

As a result, the tank immediately withered, because the Great Sage drew a man with hair all over his body, bearded face, hair on his hands and legs, and he was short and thick.

The man smiled, full of jagged yellow teeth, especially with vegetable leaves in them.

The hair on the head is very messy, it's the kind of Mediterranean, no, it's the hairstyle in the middle of the place, it's not only messy but also oily, and there are even a few ugly little cockroaches on it.

Looking at the little cockroach, Pizza couldn't stand it on the spot. One retched, and then another, couldn't help it, and vomited it out.

In the end, what was spit out was something similar to energy liquid. Well, they all eat this kind of thing in the machine family.

Following the idea of ​​the Great Sage, the man walked towards the tank and danced close to him...

Twisting, shaking, and then along the body of the tank, squatting down, and then climbing up, like ants climbing a tree.

"Mother……"

Tank couldn't bear it anymore, and cried out in fright, very softly.

"Oh~ that's it?"

The Great Sage smiled disdainfully and continued to eat the fruit.

What the hell are they!

Thinking about it, the Great Sage ate the fruit, and as a result, he knocked out the one that went up to a higher level.

The ability that appeared this time is even more wonderful, it actually makes everything grow.

"It's not like I'm going to make a garden roof and grow wool!"

"Boss, what kind of superpower did you use?" Tank stopped crying and suddenly shouted.

This feeling is like a group of brothers who are gambling to open the box. Once the box is opened, they can't help but ask.

"I won't tell you!"

The Great Sage continues to eat boxes, no, eat fruit, uh...

Then, finally he ate something good, and he was overjoyed!

awesome!
Great!

Very good!

Hahahahaha, the Great Sage laughed out loud.

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