Superstars start with punch cards

Chapter 47 "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" ([-])

Wearing coats and cloth shoes, Liu Fan and You Ruyun walked from the back of the stage to the center of the stage step by step.

Before the two of them spoke, there was already a burst of cheers and applause on the field, and occasionally there would be a few more open words such as "Liu Fan, I want to give birth to you a monkey". It is a pity that it was a man who said this sentence.

Liu Fan had just stood still, before he had time to introduce himself, when he heard the words of tiger and wolf, Liu Fan smiled and said to the microphone: "Now you can't conceive in October, you have to wait 11 years, It won’t be until the next year of the monkey.” After speaking, Liu Fan pretended to be helpless and said.

You Ruyun also picked up the microphone and raised his eyebrows: "Hey, the world is so big, there are so many wonders, two men can actually give birth to monkeys, there is an unsolved mystery in biology!"

The audience burst out laughing when they heard what the two said casually.

On the bullet screen of CCTV's live broadcast room, it was also very cheerful at this time.

"He's coming, he's coming, and he's coming with jokes."

"It's time for these two performances again, this opening is too funny!"

"Forgive me for just understanding!"

"The speed is too fast, this is not the car to go to kindergarten."

"Wei, it's 110. I'll report someone racing on CCTV."

"Boss is coming out, looking forward to today's cross talk with boss."

"One thing to say, what I am most looking forward to today is the cross talk between Yue Yue and Sun Yue and the cross talk between Liu Fan and You Ruyun. I don't know how their cross talk compares with Yue Yue's cross talk."

"I guess it's a bit of a stretch. Today, Teacher Yue Yue and Teacher Sun Yue are fully fired, and they won 382 votes from the audience, which is the highest score so far. It is 2 points higher than No.30. It is difficult for Liu Fan and the others to catch up." ah!!"

"I believe in my boss, boss, come on!!!"

"Where the army goes out, not a single blade of grass will grow!!!"

In the live broadcast room, since Liu Fan appeared on the stage, the barrage has not stopped. Many people are optimistic about Liu Fan and many people have expressed their concerns. After all, there are a total of 400 public judges, Yue Yue and Sun Yue won 382 votes, basically won the approval of all the public judges, which is also the highest number of votes in the knockout rounds of the previous cross talk rookie contest.

This score is hard to chase, let alone exceed.

Liu Fan is unaware of the concerns of netizens. Now he just wants to present his performance perfectly. As for the result, let God decide.

Liu Fan and You Ruyun stood still, bowed to the audience first, and thanked all parents for food and clothing, then Liu Fan cleared his throat and started his performance.

He pointed to himself: "Many friends know me."

You Ruyun said: "That's right, a famous child star."

A bright smile appeared on Liu Fan's face, and he didn't hold back at all: "Thank you, thank you." Then he pointed to You Ruyun beside him: "We need to introduce you to Teacher You."

You Ruyun's face is like a blooming chrysanthemum: "Oh, you're too polite"

Liu Fan did not take the usual route, and said directly: "This actor is called "You Ruyun"."

You Ruyun nodded: "Hey, it's me."

Liu Fan went on to boast: "That's right."

You Ruyun continued to smile, and at the same time looked at Liu Fan expectantly: "Hey, I dare not, thank you everyone"

Liu Fan turned a blind eye and said, "Have you seen it? Everyone knows you well."

You Ruyun thought for a while: "Well, that's it."

Liu Fan was full of emotion: "It's really nice to be on stage."

You Ruyun quickly waved his hand: "Don't dare to take it, don't take it."

Liu Fan snapped his four fingers and said, "It's just these four subjects. Talking, learning, teasing, and singing. That's what it is anyway."

You Ruyun turned around quickly and asked, "Is that the case?"

Liu Fan shook his head, of course not, and said, "No, the key is to talk about human nature."

You Ruyun nodded in satisfaction: "Yes, the key is character."

Liu Fan went on to say: "You can't make friends by relying on the stage."

You Ruyun also agreed: "That's right."

Liu Fan looked at You Ruyun's hook, and said, "I have to talk about the audience."

You Ruyun found a good word and said, "Yes, you have to be honest."

Liu Fan opened his mouth, but paused on purpose: "It's just his human nature."

You Ruyun once again raised expectations: "Hey, tell me."

Liu Fan made up his own words, but instantly cast You Ruyun down on the [-]th floor of hell: "It's not as good as being on stage!"

You Ruyun was unhappy: "Hi~~~ I asked you to praise me for coming."

Liu Fan hurriedly comforted him: "I envy him."

You Ruyun smiled: "Boy, do you still envy me?"

Liu Fan gave a thumbs up: "Cross talk is good, and I even filmed commercials."

You Ruyun bowed his head humbly: "I did."

Liu Fan raised his little finger again: "I have acted in a TV series."

You Ruyun looked at Liu Fan's fingers with an unfriendly expression, but said nothing: "I have acted in so many movies."

Liu Fan raised his middle finger again: "I have acted in a movie."

You Ruyun nodded: "Yes." But he was out of breath, what does this gesture mean.

Liu Fan's eyes were evasive: "Seeing that Mr. You's career is booming, I found a friend. A friend cared about me, so he asked me, would you like it in the film and television industry?"

With a little curiosity, You Ruyun asked: "Do you want to?"

Liu Fan patted his thigh: "I thought about it, this is not bad, I like the film and television industry very much."

You Ruyun said, "Yes, you really like it."

Liu Fan pretended to be deep, and put himself into the role of the director: "The first day I went, the director asked me, this film and television are different from cross talk, can you do it?"

You Ruyun also turned his head, his eyes full of doubts: "Huh?"

Liu Fan raised his hand: "I said, I can do it."

You Ruyun replied lightly: "Oh, yes!"

Liu Fan covered his mouth with his hands, and said a little shyly, "Can you do the kissing scene?"

This time You Ruyun was surprised: "Kiss?"

Liu Fan was very excited: "I said, great!"

You Ruyun laughed loudly: "Oh, hey~~~~ Just wait for this."

Liu Fan ignored You Ruyun's ridicule: "I'm quite happy, and the director is also happy, just say yes, as long as you agree."

You Ruyun felt that there was something inside, and asked in a doubtful tone, "Oh?"

Director Liu Fan possessed himself and pointed to the side: "Bring that dog here."

You Ruyun was startled: "Dog?! Kissing a dog?"

Liu Fan trembled with anger: "I'm so angry, what kind of work is this called!"

You Ruyun thought about it for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

Liu Fan's eyes were piercing: "And I discovered it after I was in the film and television industry for a while."

Finding something else, Lao You cheered, "Huh?"

There was a hint of disdain in Liu Fan's tone: "Many actresses have slept with the director in order to get on the show. Hmph!"

You Ruyun nodded: "There is such a phenomenon."

Liu Fan said angrily, "To be honest, I don't like it."

You Ruyun was a little skeptical about his attitude: "Really?"

Continue to say angrily: "Yes, I am very angry."

It was only then that You Ruyun believed Liu Fan a little: "You have a sense of justice."

It was only at this time that Liu Fan showed his fox tail: "There are too few female directors!!!!"

You Ruyun was full of disbelief: "Ah?! Oh, hey, are you angry?"

As the words of the two fell, the audience resounded with applause and screams that lasted for more than ten seconds. This stalk satirized reality, but it was full of jokes, and everyone liked it.

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