Superstars start with punch cards

Chapter 48 "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" ([-])
Just now, Liu Fan played a trick in the cross talk, satirizing the chaos in the entertainment industry. Many viewers who are familiar with the phenomenon in the entertainment industry laughed knowingly, looking at Liu Fan and You Ruyun happily Talk about things with cross talk.

Crosstalk itself is an art of satire, but now the creation of crosstalk does not dare to be satirical, otherwise it will be put on the line and checked.

Why is this so?
When you satirize a director, all the directors in the country quit, let alone the director, even if you say that young people are not good, young people have opinions, so who else can comedians satirize? Destroy yourself, this is very sad.

Therefore, the cross talk that people see is more satirical about themselves, and rarely sees satire of reality.

At this time, Liu Fan and You Ruyun began to shoot at the entertainment circle again, and began to satirize current affairs. Everyone felt very pleasantly surprised, it had the smell of old cross talk.

The crosstalk continued, and the applause from the audience never stopped.It may be because the two are too bold, and the audience is also extremely excited.They dare to speak, and the audience dare to listen.

The entire CCTV No. [-] studio fell into a long-lost joyous atmosphere.

Liu Fan's face was full of joy: "Later, I finally found a female director. I asked her and said, hello, I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, and I want to become a big name."

You Ruyun glanced at the excited Liu Fan: "Finally, what did the female director say?"

Liu Fan shivered: "The director said: You are late."

You Ruyun asked curiously: "If you're late, you're late. Why are you shivering?"

Liu Fan glanced at You Ruyun: "You have to be like this if you have status."

You Ruyun smacked his mouth: "I've never heard of it."

Liu Fan made a condescending look: "You are late, how about it, you can work here first, clean the table, move the chair, get water, send a box lunch, sweep the floor, oh yes , you slip off the dog for me."

You Ruyun was startled: "Walk the dog?"

Liu Fan stretched out his right hand in front of him, as if he was really walking the dog: "Just this broken dog, it stops every step, and stops every step. I took it to the watch shop, and I said, master: this dog walks every step." Stop. The master took a look and said, "It's okay, just wipe off the sludge and it will be fine."

You Ruyun touched his head, a big head, with little doubts: "Do dogs have grease?"

Liu Fan didn't answer this question, not because he didn't want to answer, but because he couldn't answer: "I brought the dog back, and the director was overjoyed. The director said: Heh~~ This is a great help, okay, pay attention, see which one If you can be on the show, please say something."

You Ruyun sighed, "It's promising."

Liu Fan opened his mouth, his mouth was like a machine gun, and he said aggressively: "I saw that there is Peking Opera, it's not easy to be deceived, and the opera singers are stupid when the strings are played. There are also martial arts performances, real swords and guns, this is life-threatening Yes. With ballet, you can’t be fooled, can you stand on tiptoe for half an hour?”

You Ruyun was speechless: "Oh, hey~~ You've been thinking about fooling this and that all day long, so find something you can do."

I don't know what this guy can do, he doesn't want to do business every day, he just wants to fool people.

The audience looked at the two live treasures on the stage, and they all laughed. The laughter echoed throughout the studio. People passing by outside were a little curious, and they asked the people around them, wondering what program was being recorded inside, and it was so interesting. .

Liu Fan stood still and said, "When I saw it, I said that cross talk is good!"

You Ruyun was puzzled: "Cross talk?"

According to the routine, this cross talk shouldn't be that simple. You Ruyun knew this well, so he asked questions cooperatively.

Sure enough, Liu Fan stretched out 4 fingers: "There is a cross talk with 400 people at the scene."

You Ruyun opened his mouth wide: "Oh, 400 people??"

Liu Fan nodded: "A large group of 400 people will talk about cross talk!"

You Ruyun was shocked: "Oh."

The world is so big, there are so many surprises, there is actually a big cross talk with 400 people, You Ruyun and the audience are stunned, after watching the Spring Festival Gala for so many years, I have never seen it before!Which year of cross talk is this talking about?

All the people who came to watch the game were true fans of cross talk. They had watched the cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala every year, but they had never seen so many people.

The four judges in the judging area were also frowning, wondering if it really existed.

The director directed the photographer on the spot to turn the camera to the confused judges and audience. In the camera, the blank eyes on the faces of the judges could be seen.

The audience was overjoyed, the judges were as ignorant as us, it seems that it is not our problem, let's see what the answer is.

Everyone stared at the stage closely, hoping to get the correct answer from Liu Fan.

Liu Fan ignored it, and stretched out his finger to make a gesture of eight: "This is the scene~~ No 80 can't come down."

You Ruyun joined in: "What kind of cross talk, it's so expensive."

Liu Fan gestured with his hands on the ground and in the air: "This rockery looks real, and there are two planes here."

You Ruyun was confused again: "Airplane?"

Liu Fan ignored him, and stretched out his hand to draw circles on the ground: "There is water under the ground. When the show starts, a hundred people who talk about cross talk will jump off the mountain."

You Ruyun yelled, "Ouch."

Liu Fan grabbed his shoulders with both hands, as if he had braces: "They all jumped down with parachutes on their backs. A hundred of them got out of the water here, and a hundred of them were dropped by the plane here."

You Ruyun smiled: "It took a lot of effort."

Liu Fan waved to the audience: "Finally, I took a rickshaw to pull up a funny actor. The actor came down and said to the audience: Audience friends, I miss you to death."

Hahahahahaha
The audience burst into laughter again. Watching Liu Fan's actions and listening to Liu Fan's voice, the audience understood that this is not a real cross talk, and this is satire again.

I don't blame the audience, the cross talk actors in the past all satirized themselves, who would dare to satirize others, especially their own colleagues.

It was Liu Fan who made the iconic moves of Mr. Feng Gong, a well-known blue star cross talk actor, and spoke his representative language. The audience was surprised to find that this was satirizing cross talk artists, another kind of "self-mockery" ".

You Ruyun understood, and took the words: "Hi~~~ Just say this"

Liu Fan pointed Jiangshan, and it seemed that 400 people were standing in front of him: "400 people stood up, and one person took it and said: Let me say a word, you all turn it over."

You Ruyun became interested: "Oh?"

Liu Fan raised his head and said loudly, "I'm very happy to wish you all New Year's greetings."

You Ruyun nodded: "Yes."

Liu Fan yelled again: "These three hundred people are together: I am very happy to wish everyone New Year's greetings. Once you bow, it's over."

While talking, Liu Fan also bowed forward.

The audience froze for a moment, then clapped wildly again, the applause was deafening.

This is too vivid, the first few words of the cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala every year, isn't that the same, it's too familiar.

It was amazing to be able to incorporate this stalk into it.

While feeling the familiarity of the cross talk, the audience applauded and laughed happily, and the show was lively.

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