Superstars start with punch cards

Chapter 49 "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" ([-])
The audience smiled happily, but the two on stage were still immersed in their own world of cross talk.

Hearing Liu Fan's words just now, You Ruyun turned his head and asked doubtfully, "It's over?"

Liu Fan nodded: "I said: This is the job, even a lack of heart can do this."

You Ruyun also fully agreed: "Indeed, this is nothing."

Liu Fan hummed: "That's right, this cross talk is easy to talk about. I told the director: I beg you, director, let me do this. According to my IQ, it's absolutely fine."

You Ruyun squinted at Liu Fan's head, smiled and said, "Yes, yes, no problem."

Liu Fan coughed, the director possessed him, pointed to the space next to him and said, "Then wait a while, these 400 people will be watching here since June."

After finishing speaking, Liu Fan spread his hands helplessly, what's the matter, there are still 400 people in front of the queue, and we have to wait until the year of the monkey.

A smile appeared on the corner of You Ruyun's mouth: "Oh, it's interesting."

Liu Fan continued to pretend to be the director: "Wait any time, if one of them quits, I'll let you come."

Upon hearing this, You Ruyun explained, "Oh, you fill in the gap."

Liu Fan hummed: "I'm looking forward to it every day, these wicked people won't say anything."

You Ruyun became curious: "What are you looking forward to, every day."

Crouching, Liu Fan stared straight ahead, and said, "If there is someone who quits, I will take the lead. So I wait and hope every day."

You Ruyun waved his hand, shook his coat and said, "Hey, just wait."

Liu Fan covered his face: "This job is not waiting, other jobs are waiting."

You Ruyun became curious again: "What kind of work?"

Liu Fan burst out laughing, and after laughing, he explained: "That day at the rehearsal, there were 4000 people at the scene, the big guys were busy, and suddenly an audience member was about to have a baby."

You Ruyun raised her voice in disbelief: "Having a baby on the spot?"

Liu Fan nodded: "Yes, a big sister with a big belly. It's been a month since you said this, you have to go home and have a baby."

You Ruyun also nodded: "That's the reason, why come here to join in the fun."

Liu Fan took out his mobile phone, so he used his hand to pretend to be on the phone: "The scene is suddenly chaotic, you said she is going to have a baby here, how dangerous it is. I thought about it, and quickly called Call. The phone rang, and after a while, the 120 car came, and I had to support her, carry her on my back, get her into the car, and then come back to the scene to clean up."

You Ruyun was surprised: "It's all your job."

Liu Fan wiped his sweat, and said indifferently, "After I'm done with my work, my chance will come!"

You Ruyun came to ask again: "What opportunity?"

Liu Fan glanced at the parachute that didn't exist behind him: "During the rehearsal, there was a cross talk with 400 people. There was a scene where 100 people came down from the mountain. Are these 100 people carrying parachutes?"

You Ruyun glanced behind Liu Fan and replied, "Yes, yes."

Liu Fan clapped his hands and smiled happily: "One person's parachute didn't open."

You Ruyun was startled: "Huh?"

Liu Fan swiped his hand down from the sky: "Swoosh, bump your head down!"

You Ruyun turned into a surprised robot today: "Oh~~~~"

Liu Fan patted his chest: "Fortunately."

You Ruyun also breathed slowly, and felt relieved: "Oh, are you okay?"

Liu Fan spread his hands: "Dead!"

You Ruyun's eyes protruded, and he shouted, "It's a blessing to die?"

The body language of the two people on the stage coupled with the baggage full of comedy effects once again caused the No. [-] studio to erupt with shocking laughter and applause. The audience stood up from their seats and applauded vigorously , at the same time loudly applaud the two.

On the barrage in the CCTV live broadcast room, countless barrages flashed quickly:
"Oh my god, this turning point came unexpectedly."

"You Ruyun: Are you fucking kidding me?"

"It's too bad, it's too strong, hahahaha"

"Forgive my unkind smile."

"This group is really my favorite group, it's so funny, and it fits with reality."

"Liu Fan is really a genius, to have created such an excellent work."

"Spring Festival Gala: If you talk about cross talk, you can talk about cross talk, why are you mocking me!!!"

"CCTV: My own program satirizes my own program???"

"Left and right fight each other, only CCTV!!!"

Liu Fan and You Ruyun didn't know what the netizens and audience thought, but the applause from the audience really gave them a shot in the arm.

Judging from the feedback from the scene, today's show is not bad?
Some excitement flashed deep in You Ruyun's heart.

Going forward in this way, we may really be able to compete for the championship! ! !

But let's not go that far, the most important thing now is to perform this show well.

Only when the show is performed well, there will be opportunities in the future, otherwise everything is just empty talk.

Thinking briefly in his heart, Liu Fan nodded slightly to You Ruyun. He was reminding You Ruyun that the time is coming and he should pay attention to controlling the rhythm.You Ruyun also nodded slightly to Liu Fan, and the two of them were about to start preparing for the ending.

After the performance, Liu Fan showed a very excited look: "I'm so excited, God gave me a chance, it's great."

You Ruyun yelled to the side: "Bah! How wicked!!"

Liu Fan made a running posture: "I hurried to find the director and told the director: Director, there is one missing here, I can come here."

You Ruyun glanced at Liu Fan's movements, and smiled happily: "Hey, it was really in a hurry."

Liu Fan was extremely disappointed: "The director said you were late!!!"

You Ruyun was puzzled: "What?"

Liu Fan made a pushing motion: "The person who just pushed him down has already taken his place."

You Ruyun patted the table: "Hey, this is too cruel."

Grabbing what little hair he had left, Liu Fan complained to the sky: "When will I get out of it?"

You Ruyun also looked at him sympathetically: "Oh."

Continuing to grab his hair, Liu Fan said, "I'm so anxious, I can't help it."

You Ruyun nodded: "You have to be in a hurry."

Putting on a vicious look, Liu Fan said, "So I went to find that female director again."

You Ruyun asked, "Why are you looking for her?"

Liu Fan stretched out his hand and made a gesture of asking for money: "Ask her to refund the money."

You Ruyun smiled and asked, "You're done?"

Liu Fan quickly waved his hand: "I'm done, I'm done, I'm doing all the work all day long."

You Ruyun nodded: "Hey, it seems like this is the case."

Liu Fan continued to reach out and asked for money: "Give me that money!"

You Ruyun also imitated asking for money, and said, "Hurry up."

Liu Fan looked unhappy: "Why do you become an actor? I've been doing odd jobs all day long."

You Ruyun nodded again: "It's really nothing serious."

Liu Fan acted like wiping the floor and tidying up, saying, "I wiped the floor and tidied up the house. I called 120 to take the eldest sister away when she gave birth."

You Ruyun hummed.

Liu Fan acted like a female director and said, "She's having fun."

You Ruyun turned his head, with doubts on his face: "Huh~?"

Liu Fan made his voice high-pitched, imitating a woman's voice, and said, "You are so heartless!!"

You Ruyun asked: "What's wrong?"

Liu Fan asked again: "Do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

You Ruyun didn't hesitate, and replied directly: "Of course!"

Liu Fan asked again: "Do you want to be famous?"

You Ruyun curled his mouth: "Nonsense!"

Liu Fan patted his face and said, "You have to learn to have a thick skin first, you have to be shameless, you know that?"

You Ruyun reproduced the original expression: "Huh? It seems to be like this."

Liu Fan rubbed his little face, and said with a bitter face, "I said: I have a thin skin, and I can't pull it off."

You Ruyun said "hmm" again.

Liu Fan, who turned into a female director, appeared again: "Go to the teacher!!"

You Ruyun was surprised: "Is there anyone who teaches this?"

Liu Fan said, "Of course, find someone to teach you."

You Ruyun became curious: "Who is it?"

Liu Fan didn't understand, and asked, "Who taught me? Who has thick skin."

You Ruyun also asked, "Who is it?"

The audience was also curious, all eyes of the big guys were on Liu Fan, wanting to see who Liu Fan would go to learn from.

　It seems that the cross talk part is a bit too much, and the next chapter will end. The main reason is that Guo's cross talk is so fun, and any part that is omitted feels incomplete. Please forgive me.Please collect again, please recommend.

　　


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