villain king

Chapter 370 Who is our toilet messing with?
Xiaoyue couldn't take it anymore. There were many such problems in Xiaoyuanzi's performances in the past, but they were not so targeted.

He is only 24 years old now, and his experience is obviously incomparable with that of Ji Yun, an old goblin.

Seeing his embarrassment, Ji Yun could only open his mouth to change the subject.

"I have a lot of harem, let's talk about the main palace."

"That's right!" Xiaoyue hurriedly delivered the words before the audience, and stretched out a thumb, "Wan Qian."

"Correct."

Ji Yun nodded. When he was off stage, he also said that he was nervous, and he didn't even know what jokes to say.

Now that he is on stage, his eyes are brighter, and he is not in a hurry to get into work, and he has to use his strength to take advantage first.

There is not a single good person in this group of cross talk talkers.

"You probably don't know how Ji Yun met Wan Qian."

"You tell everyone."

"When the two of them went out on a date, Ji Yun wanted to bring his wife out to listen to cross talk." Xiaoyue's signature cuteness, clenching his hands into fists and covering his mouth, said in surprise: "My God, I'm really the first to listen to cross talk when falling in love." I heard it for the first time."

Ji Yun's old face blushed, and he covered it up and said, "It's not unusual."

"I'm not talking nonsense, listening to cross talk, two people, couples"

"Okay!" Ji Yun choked him up.

"You and Wan Qian have been together for quite a long time."

Ji Yun nodded, "Yes, it's been a long time."

"Then why not marry?"

Ji Yun reached out and pointed to the two spectators who joined in the fun just now: "The couple in our family don't want to."

"Ha ha ha ha."

There was a lot of laughter at the scene.

"It's a bit concealed when you say that." He spread his hands and said to the audience: "Everyone knows that there is no rice cooker that does not touch the stove."

"It's normal for young couples to quarrel."

"By the way, the two of them quarreled once, and it was quite fierce."

"It's true that there are always bumps and bumps in life."

Ji Yun secretly sighed, this is about to talk nonsense again, I hope Boss Wan won't be demonized too much.

"One time, Wan Qian checked his mobile phone, and suddenly found his address book. There was an address named 39M on it."

Ji Yun frowned and asked in confusion, "39M?"

Xiaoyue continued: "Wan Qianhuo will come up now, this name must be a secret code left behind! 39M? A 39-year-old sister"

"Already 39 or sister?"

"Sanjiu's 27-year-old sister, sister whose birthday is March [-]th, younger sister whom she met on March [-]th, and Sanjiu Pi Yanping's younger sister."

"Screw you!"

"I can't help but think about life. When I think about it, Boss Wan suddenly jumped up and down, stooping and striding, hey!"

Ji Yun was taken aback, "What's the matter?"

"Picked up the toilet in one go."

"Huh!"

"Holding the toilet with both hands, I rushed towards Ji Yun, one step, two steps, hey! Jump up with a bang."

Ji Yun scratched his head, puzzled and said, "Why do you still take two steps?"

Xiaoyue said seriously: "It's a foul to take three steps."

"Hey guy, how do you play basketball?"

"A strong dunk knocked Ji Yun's head up, and he opened the toilet seat to reveal his head." Xiaoyue pointed in front of him, "Tell me! Who is 39M?"

A series of burdens were thrown out, one wave higher than the other, making the audience in the audience laugh.

Ji Yun secretly gave him a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.

"Ji Yun is even more innocent, and his voice is still watery, I don't know."

Ji Yun's lips turned outward, and he muttered, "Gulu Gulu Gulu, I don't know!"

When he continued, not only the audience in the audience couldn't help but laugh, even Xiaoyue beside him burst into laughter.

The whole person lay on the table, "Hahahaha."

Ji Yun quickly gave him a hand, "Hurry up and solve the case, then who is 39M?"

"At this time the phone rang, and it happened to be the 39M."

"Hurry up and pick it up."

"Ji Yun shook the water off his face, pressed the speakerphone, and there was a sound from the other side: Hey, I'm your third aunt."

"Hahahahahaha."

When the audience was almost laughing, Ji Yun had an innocent face: "Is the third aunt who co-authored this 39M?"

"That's right." Xiaoyue nodded, "39M is the third aunt, and 2961 is the second uncle and grandpa. To save trouble, did you forget in the end?"

"Good guy, I'm trying to save trouble, and my toilet has messed with someone."

"These two have a really good rhythm."

In the backstage, Lao Guo smiled and looked at the energetic Xiaoyue.

He really felt like he had caught a piece of jade in the rough. Although Xiaoyue looked a little silly on the outside, he was really pleasing when he came on stage.

"Ji Yun's praise is also good."

Yu Qian shook his head and chuckled, he also agreed with Ji Yun's truth: stage art is the art of performance.

The better your acting skills, the better your laughs will be.

Just like the part where he imitates the sound of water, the plot is in his mind.

"This time it's really a big show of affection. He helped to dig out the person, and he had to praise Xiaoyue when he came on stage. After that, he must be remembered for his favor when he becomes popular."

Guo Degang shook his head and sighed, he did not pay as much to Xiaoyue as Ji Yun.

"Ham, eating tens of thousands of bowls of rice at home is not as good as giving alms from others. Xiaoyue is an honest child who knows how to think of the source when drinking water."

"really."

Lao Guo nodded, and his eyes returned to the stage.

"Sing a song for everyone."

Xiaoyue cleared his throat. The part he performed just now was quite emotional, and he didn't know how much he could show.

"Five rings! Five rings!"

The audience cheered the song of the five rings. Ever since Xiaoyue appeared on the show, the audience has never tired of listening to this song.

It annoyed him a little.

He was definitely able to sing, but he knew what the audience thought, and they just wanted to hear Ji Yun open his voice to sing this song.

But he understands what Ji Yun's voice is.

"Let's have some Taiping lyrics."

"Alright." Ji Yun nodded directly, "I can still sing along with you, your song of the five rings."

"Hey! What's the matter?" Xiaoyue stared, looking forward to a compliment from Ji Yun.

"What the hell!"

"Hahahahaha."

The audience also knew that the song of the five rings was wrong, but they couldn't hold it back because it was very interesting and catchy.

"Okay, okay, then let's sing two lines of Taiping lyrics. This is the singing of our cross talk school, and most people don't know how to sing it."

As he said that, he looked at Ji Yun with contempt on his face, obviously what he wanted to show was that you don't know how to do it, right?
"Hey, I will, I also sang when I was on stage at the Deyun Club."

"Really?" Xiaoyue was taken aback for a moment, his eyes began to wander, and he looked a little guilty. "In this way, let's sing about Mr. Zhuang wandering leisurely, also known as persuading people. This passage is long, and the average lover of cross talk has never heard of it."

Xiaoyue laughed, without a clue, but it hit the audience's laughter just right.

"The Zhuang Gong's Leisurely Tour"

He just sang in the middle, and Ji Yun continued directly, "I went out to the west of the city, and when I saw that man riding a horse, I rode a donkey."

(End of this chapter)