villain king

Chapter 371 Qin Qiong Visits the Morning Market

"You really know how?"

Ji Yun snorted: "When I sang this, I was Yu Qian's father."

Yu Qian in the audience couldn't laugh or cry, "This kid just beat me up."

"Hahaha, don't I love you?"

"Got to get him a drink."

"Then I'll change to a slightly more difficult one, a little bit more."

Ji Yun relaxed his legs, and stood idly: "Come here as you please!"

“The beauty of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world.”

"The exotic flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake are fragrant all the year round. This "Legend of the White Snake", anyone can know it."

"Hey! How can you know this, then I'll make another one, Mr. Zhuang will come down the mountain on horseback."

"When I saw a skeleton lying in the dust, Zhuang Zixiu felt sorry for it. This "Skull Sigh" is not unusual."

Xiaoyue clutched his forehead and supported the table weakly with one hand.

"What's wrong with you? Lack of oxygen?"

"What's the matter? You can sing one, you can sing another, what's wrong with you?"

Ji Yun spread his hands and said helplessly, "This is entry-level, right? No one knows this."

As soon as he said this, he quickly let go, and almost committed the fault of Shangde Yun Club, and couldn't help but started to hurt his colleagues.

The audience in the audience didn't understand what he was hiding, but Yu Qian and Guo Degang backstage laughed and laughed.

"Then I'm going to make a bigger move this time."

"Put one in for me to see."

"Hmph!" Xiaoyue rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on his hips, "Qin Qiong, can you watch the formation?"

"Yo, I'm really not good at this."

Qin Qiong Guanzhen is a relatively difficult song. The singing is not difficult, and singing the lyrics of Taiping is just a slap on a jade board.

But the words in this paragraph are relatively dense, especially the middle paragraph.

Said that today you carried out my due east, due west, due south, due north, southeast, northeast, southwest, northwest, knives, spears, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks, forks, whips, maces, hammers, and claws. , 镋, stick, 槊, stick, kidnapper, and meteor four-door pocket lock and gossip series formation.

It takes some work to sing this part.

Ji Yun didn't have that much time to spare, he was just a lover of cross talk.

Just like reciting the Theory of Qin, normal people start reciting from the passage up to the first emperor, and who has the leisure to recite a series of names such as "Qi Ming, Zhou Zui, Chen Zhen, Zhao Hua, Lou Suu."

But if you want to sing hard, he can still get along, but the tone is wrong and it doesn't sound good.

"Hey." As if he had grasped the handle, Xiaoyue straightened his waist at this time, "Isn't this going to happen?"

"This really can't catch up with you."

"If we want to sing, let's start singing from the most difficult part."

"Come one." Ji Yun faced the audience, "Let's applaud for encouragement."

The applause sounded, giving Xiaoyue some relief in his heart.

"Ahem, ahem, knocked three heads, he hurriedly stood up, kicked and kicked the boots, and the stirrups pulled him onto the horse, watching Huang Piao explain what he said!"

He slapped the fan in his hand, "Say you carried out my Zhengdong, Zhengxi, Zhengnan, Zhengbei, Southeast, Northeast, Southwest, and Northwest today."

The mood on the scene today was too high, and it silently affected the emotions of the actors on stage.

Ji Yun is fine, he is a fan after all, so he doesn't need to say a word.

But Xiaoyue in the first half was really exhausted, which caused him to be a little out of breath at this time.

The foreshadowing in front of him sang well, until the beginning of this passage, his anger gradually became chaotic.

The old Guo and the two behind the scenes frowned, "This kid still needs to be polished, and the audience has set him up, and he will suffer as soon as he relaxes."

This is about to sing.

At the critical moment, Ji Yun opened his mouth and began to answer, "Knife, gun, sword, halberd, axe, battleaxe, hook, fork, whip, mace, hammer, claw, 镋, stick, lance, club, kidnapper, meteor four-door pocket bottom lock You have made meritorious service above the battlefield."

"it is good!"

As soon as the two people harmonized, most of the flaws were immediately covered up.

The audience in the audience was also really concerned, or they might not have much experience, so they applauded the two vigorously.

Xiaoyue let out a long breath, wiped off the cold sweat on his head due to back fear, cast a grateful look at Ji Yun, and opened his mouth and said, "Why are you doing it again?"

"I didn't expect it."

Ji Yun also made a cheap laugh, which made everyone laugh again and again.

"Good guy, you can sing one, you can sing another, the key is you singing right?"

Ji Yun put his fingers on the table, "Is my singing wrong?"

"Does it have to be swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks? Do these weapons have to be on the battlefield?"

"That is?"

Xiaoyue gave him a disgusted look, "Just messing around here, listen to me and finish singing."

"Okay, then you sing."

Xiaoyue calmed down, "Tell me that today you carried my Zhengdong, Zhengxi, Zhengnan, Zhengbei, Southeast, Northeast, Southwest, and Northwest."

"Isn't it different?"

Xiaoyue rolled his eyes, "Listen to the following, knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, battle-axes, hooks, forks"

"Still the same."

Just as Ji Yun was about to show disdain, his eyes straightened when he heard his next libretto.

"Sea cakes, deep-fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed buns, fried dough twists, egg-filled pancakes with four donkey meat and eight bowls of Hu spicy soup, and egg-filled pancakes with green onions."

This time the performance was quite perfect, not only the tone was up, but there was no jam.

You said that he designed the word, the number of words is correct, and even the rhyme is stained.

Hearing the cheers and applause from the audience, he suddenly became full of vigor, and said to Ji Yunyao, "Have you heard it?"

Ji Yun shook his head in a daze: "I haven't heard of it."

"correct."

"I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it being so edible. Four donkey meat and eight bowls of Hu spicy soup. How can this be Qin Qiong watching the formation? This is clearly Qin Qiong's visit to the morning market."

Xiaoyue smiled, he had prepared this burden for a long time, "Their family has a large population, four of them lived together."

Ji Yun was really stunned. The audience laughed out loud before he realized that the burden of these four people was still the same as before.

"Go to hell."

"He is going to battle after he is full."

"Okay, then you continue to sing."

"This horse can understand human nature and understand human language."

Ji Yun's emotions were also aroused, and he jumped up when he heard his libretto, "Wait a minute! This libretto is the same! I will."

"What do you know? Then listen to me sing: it's oh my god it yelled several times!"

"Hahahahahaha."

"Hey mom?"

Xiaoyue's eyes flickered, and he said stiffly, "Yes!"

"This horse can speak human language?"

"How fresh, how did you sing the last sentence?"

Ji Yun recalled: "This horse can understand human nature and understand human language."

"That's right, knowing human language means being able to speak human language."

"Oh my god, it's still a horse of Northeast descent."

"Don't worry about your bloodline, it's human nature anyway. Go ahead and sing: This hissing, Second Master Qin shook his spirits, and suddenly he heard the sound of a bowstring."

Just as Ji Yun was about to speak, Xiaoyue stopped him immediately, "The next sentence is different: put down the pancake and look up, a soldier fell on Diao Dou."

"Put down the pancakes?"

"Yeah, that makes sense."

Ji Yun frowned, "Please explain, why is this reasonable?"

"Tell me, who is Qin Qiong?"

"Shandong people."

"Where are pancakes a snack?"

"Shandong."

"Isn't that reasonable?"

"That's right!"

　It's really bad to write cross talk all the time, let's make an original one, the level is like this, let's take a look.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)