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Chapter 431 Can't help but burst into barbell-like laughter

Chapter 431 Can't help but burst into barbell-like laughter
Probably because of the parallel world, Twitter in this world does not have a character limit of 140 characters, but a limit of 1000 characters.

In other respects, it is basically not much different from Weibo.

See this screenshot of Johnson's Twitter, which is quite a long paragraph.

Johnson: "Xu Shaoyan is an artist, I've heard of it. After Anthony returned to China, he wanted me to recommend Xu Shaoyan, saying that Xu Shaoyan is a rare talent among the artists of the Republic. Even Yu Zechen, the number one star of the Republic, praised Xu Shaoyan all the time. However, I am not like this I think, Xu Shaoyan's appearance looks ugly, he doesn't look like a star at all, I really don't know what the aesthetics of the people of the Republic is like, and this kind of person is actually the one who entered the star list in the shortest time in the history of the Republic, I think It just feels like the sky is falling apart.

But it is the Republic, there are a few sensationalists who do the opposite, and they are praised to the sky. I can't even watch an episode of his "Wulin Biography". What a rotten thing, it is still sold in the United States. With a copyright price of one million dollars, he is an artist who doesn't do his job well. He also writes books and draws pictures, and even goes to work as a teacher. It is rumored that he is proficient in everything, but is this something humans can do?Even breaking through the limits of human beings is impossible. For such a flashy person to come to the American entertainment industry, he must not even have enough soy sauce. "

The Chinese translation is very detailed and grounded.Qiao Ran's face twitched.

Johnson is not a celebrity, but he is a scout. In the American entertainment industry, Johnson’s contribution is irreplaceable. The glory of the American entertainment industry is closely related to this scout who is over [-] years old. But he actually commented on Xu Shaoyan like this. It is too irresponsible to deny Xu Shaoyan's achievements in literature, art, and education.

Qiao Ran blinked and looked at Xu Shaoyan, who actually looked indifferent.

"Brother Xu, you are so calm when Johnson says that about you. This is not your style."

Xu Shaoyan raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

Qiao Ran took out his phone and flipped over the wall to twitter. Just look at scout Johnson's twitter. Below, the republican has swiped the screen.

"Why do you want to die?"

"Isn't it good to be alive?"

"Yes."

"Xu Shaoyan is a slap in the face and a madman, why did you go to the pole to provoke him?"

"You think you're great just because you're a scout? You can't even finish watching an episode of "Wulin Biography", so you go to comment on Xu Shaoyan? "My Fair Princess" scored 15% of the ratings in the United States, the highest in 2017, Don't tell us you didn't know it was directed by Xu Shaoyan."

People in the Republic refused to agree. Xu Shaoyan is from the Republic. How we people in the Republic evaluate Xu Shaoyan is all our business. You are a scout, what are you talking about?

Yes, you are awesome, you are amazing, and you have made great contributions to the American entertainment industry.

But Xu Shaoyan is anti-human, isn't he?

He will be stronger, won't he?

"..."

The netizens of the Republic immediately gathered on Twitter.

And American netizens are no exception.

"Johnson is right. Artists from the Republic come here, and when they play a role in Hollywood for 3 seconds, they feel that they are great. After returning to China, they brag to the people of the Republic, but they don't know that it is useless. It is useless. Not really an extra, but an ability to deceive the people of his own country."

"Apart from Yu Zechen, Xi Jiangyue, Bai Shuang and others, is there anyone else who can rank the Republic in the top [-] in our American entertainment circle? The others are all American citizens, they are our citizens, a bunch of stupid dogs People in your own country don’t know that they don’t want you long ago!”

This kind of remarks may seem irritating, but it is true. After many artists became famous, they immediately changed their international status and fell into the arms of the United States.

Some artists immigrated to foreign countries when they were young, and there are also some Chinese artists. This is understandable. After all, he couldn’t make the decision at that time, but many artists of the Republic took foreign nationality as sweet pastry, but made a lot of money. with republican money,

The netizens of the Republic are all so angry.

"We don't want this kind of dog a long time ago. You in the United States should be the meat and potatoes. It's you, not us, who lose your place."

"That's right, this kind of dog was driven out by us."

"Ahhh! It's so irritating, so irritating, did someone send this news to Teacher Xu Shaoyan? These American dogs! Teacher Xu Shaoyan killed them!"

"Hehe, I have already sent it to Teacher Xu Shaoyan, so I don't believe it! At first I didn't think it would be good for Teacher Xu Shaoyan to come to the United States. After all, Teacher Xu Shaoyan is too young and it will take time, but now I support Teacher Xu Shaoyan's coming!"

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, go ahead, kill these pretending Yankees!"

"Can we think that you are afraid of Xu Shaoyan? If the other person didn't come, you're the one to blame."

"Hehe, look at the mentally retarded expression on his face!"

"Xu Shaoyan: I couldn't help laughing like a barbell."

after that……

Where is there after?
As soon as Xu Shaoyan appeared, all the comments on Twitter stopped, especially after seeing Xu Shaoyan's words, all the old blood rushed in front of countless screens!

"puff!!!!"

Blood splattered three feet!

Qiao Ran: "..."

Suddenly seeing Xu Shaoyan on Twitter, he was even more confused.

Looking up, Qiao Ran looked at Xu Shaoyan, three liters of old blood almost gushed out, and he felt his entire chest exploded.

Xu Shaoyan actually went on Twitter, well, it's not surprising that celebrities use Twitter, and besides, Bai Shuang is also in the United States, so it's normal for Xu Shaoyan to have Twitter.

But what the hell is that barbell laugh!

"Cough..." Qiao Ran felt a [-]-point critical blow. Xu Shaoyan is a teacher at Tsinghua University, and he graduated from a key undergraduate university, so it is impossible to misspell words.

Obviously intentional.

"Hold the grass! Brother Xu, everyone is laughing like silver bells, what the hell is your barbell!"

"Hehehehehe..."

Xu Shaoyan smiled at Qiao Ran.

A series of sounds, really like a barbell.

Qiao Ran looked at Xu Shaoyan with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

rub!bang

Qiao Ran sashazi rushed out of the suite.

It's the same on Twitter. Seeing Xu Shaoyan like this, netizens are all confused and confused.

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan actually appeared, and my great summoning technique has worked! But is this the real person?"

"Obviously yes, is there a second Xu Shaoyan who smiles like this in this world?"

"Hold the grass! Xu Shaoyan, are you a demon? Laughter like a barbell?"

"As expected of Xu Shaoyan, his demonic nature has been around for thousands of years, and there is hardly anyone who can match him."

"Let me calm down, I have a hunch that Mr. Xu Shaoyan, the mudslide in the entertainment circle of the Republic, is really coming to America."

"Nimma, I'm so scared that I don't dare to use the barbell anymore."

(End of this chapter)

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