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Chapter 432 The Birth of "Bird and Fish"
Xu Shaoyan's "barbell-like laughter" directly scared the netizens to tears.

How can there be such a person in the world, other people laugh like silver bells, that's praise, but you laugh like barbells here, mother, we can't even talk about this self-deprecation.

Netizens of the Republic cried bitterly, they don’t want melon seeds, they don’t want anything, Xu Shaoyan, take it.

We beg you, this is on Twitter. In China, you are blackmailing yourself. You are facing the No. [-] scout in the United States. Can you pay attention to the impact?

American netizens were also stunned.

"Barbell? God, how will I face the barbell in the future? How can there be such a person in the Republic?"

"My impression of the Republic has completely collapsed. What about the country of etiquette and culture that I promised? This kind of person is actually a star of the Republic? He misspelled words when he came up."

"I don't think he spelled the word wrong, but the metaphor is too... I can't describe it. I really don't understand the aesthetics of the Republic more and more."

American netizens are all frowning. The stars of the Republic in the United States are all very good-looking. They don’t know Xu Shaoyan, but what Johnson means is that Xu Shaoyan is a star of the Republic, and he looks ugly.

Ugly, are you still so arrogant?

There is a thirteen-hour time difference between the United States and the Republic. At this moment, Johnson was having a midnight snack at home. Seeing Xu Shaoyan's reply, the baked potato in Johnson's mouth had no time to chew, and Xu Shaoyan swallowed it with a barbell in fright.

"Ah~~~" Choking panicked!

Johnson felt that the whole world was bad, but Xu Shaoyan actually went to his twitter by himself!

Take a sip of water quickly, Johnson will feel better.

Seeing Xu Shaoyan's barbell smile, Johnson resolutely sent another tweet.

"Before, some people questioned my judgment on Xu Shaoyan. Now, Xu Shaoyan has spoken by himself. He admits that he is a sensationalist, with a barbell-like laugh? In my impression, the artists of the Republic have a strong cultural heritage. , I can always see the breath of literati in them, but what about Xu Shaoyan? If you can’t make sentences, don’t make them! There is no cultural connotation at all, so he is still a great writer in the Republic? The school has to re-evaluate, this kind of clown can be a teacher? Ridiculous!"

Johnson was full of sarcasm, and immediately labeled Xu Shaoyan an uneducated and grandstanding clown.

Looking at Xu Shaoyan's sentence, not only would he feel pain in his ass, it would literally shatter his egg into pieces!
And this time, it's even more serious.

Netizens of the Republic saw that Johnson not only labeled Xu Shaoyan, but also blackened Tsinghua University, so he quit completely.

"Johnson, are you insane? Everyone can see that Xu Shaoyan is joking, self-deprecating and mocking you. You have no brain cells, do you?"

"Hehe, to borrow Teacher Xu Shaoyan's words, I'll give you 99 points for this pretense, and I'm afraid you'll be proud if you get more points!"

"Oh, you are awesome, you actually comment on Tsinghua University? Xu Shaoyan has no literary connotation? Have you read teacher Xu Shaoyan's poems? Have you read his novels? Halfway across the world, who gave you the courage to comment like that? he!"

"Hehe, as expected of the United States, the country is a hooligan, and the people are like hooligans. Which eye of yours sees that Xu Shaoyan is uneducated? Trash, you have the kind of comparison with Teacher Xu Shaoyan, culture? I really want to spray your face with blood , take the female cousins ​​who have given up their motherland nationality as fun, and jump to conclusions about the real masters of culture, believe it or not, Teacher Xu Shaoyan smashed you to death with a barbell."

Seeing that the netizens of the Republic said this, American netizens immediately refused to be outdone.

"What is it if Xu Shaoyan is not a clown? Shut up if you can't speak, don't say it!"

"If you have the ability, let him throw a barbell over!"

"The Republic is rubbish, Tsinghua? A school with a history of only 100 years, our American Ivy League is more than enough to be his grandfather!"

"..."

"We just love Teacher Xu Shaoyan! A group of Yankees, go to hell!"

There was another quarrel.

Soon, on the Republic side, "Johnson commented on Xu Shaoyan" became a trending search.

Yu Zechen and the others were walking towards the suite, and seeing Qiao Ran's collapsed face, they were all curious.

An Shiqing asked: "Xiao Qiao, what's the matter? Didn't you come to look for Xiao Xu?"

Qiao Ran nodded: "I came here to find Brother Xu, and I was scared out of him."

"Scared?" Yu Zechen raised his eyebrows, Xu Shaoyan could still scare Qiao Ran.

Just when he was about to ask again, Chu Wenyi patted him and showed Yu Zechen the screenshot of the Twitter on the Internet, and Yu Zechen was also dumbfounded on the spot.

"Barbell laughter?" Hold the grass!Xiao Xu, you brother Yu and I have received [-] internal injuries!
And immediately, Chu Wenyi's hot search on mobile phone changed to: Xu Shaoyan's "Birds and Fish"

"Birds and Fish"?Xu Shaoyan released another new work?

novel?fairy tale?
Or poetry?

Without waiting to return to the suite, everyone quickly clicked on the search, and it turned out that Xu Shaoyan wrote a poem on Twitter to American scout Johnson!

"Xu Shaoyan: I was just kidding. I didn't expect scout Johnson to take it seriously. You said I can do it. Although I, Xu Shaoyan, can do well in the Republic, but in the world, I am still a junior who has learned more than my predecessors. But scout Johnson , You said that I didn't ask the connotation, your opinion, I don't comment on how presumptuous you are, but I am not happy when you say that we are Tsinghua University. Who gave you the courage to comment on Tsinghua half a world away? I heard that scout Johnson once worked as a screenwriter and wrote a script for a romantic drama, then I will send you a short poem, "Birds and Fish", I hope you can see yourself clearly."

Behind it is a picture, Xu Shaoyan's handwritten English, and each sentence naturally has a Chinese counterpart written by Xu Shaoyan himself.

The handwriting is chic, and Xu Shaoyan's hard-tipped calligraphy is also everyone's demeanor.

"The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you.

The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you but you don’t know I love you, but when I am so obsessed with it but can’t say I love you.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but that I can only bury it deep in my heart when I miss you.

The furthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I miss you.
but love each other
but couldn't be together.
The longest distance in the world

Not in love with each other.
can't be together

But knowing that true love is invincible,
pretending not to care

The longest distance in the world

not tree-to-tree distance
but a branch that grows from the same root

But can't depend on the wind
The longest distance in the world

It's not that the branches can't depend on each other.
But the stars looking at each other

but no trajectories
The longest distance in the world

It's not a track where the stars don't meet

but even if the trajectories intersect
But in the blink of an eye, nowhere to be found

(End of this chapter)