all-round star

Chapter 57 Are you fucking going to heaven?
The stage was handed over to Xu Shaoyan, and all the staff took their positions. The field staff arranged roughly according to Xu Shaoyan's instructions. Jiang Hanqing looked at Xu Shaoyan and called in the people who were watching the lively news channel outside.

"Come in, everyone, find a seat." The seats in Hall [-] were half filled in an instant, and there were many people from other channels.

Jiang Hanqing felt uneasy, Xu Shaoyan, Xu Shaoyan, you must not be stubborn.

But a group of people behind him waited to see Xu Shaoyan struggling with sneering faces.

Not to mention that the people present in their news channel are all professionals, even the leaders of these stations have worked in the industry for more than ten or twenty years. If Xu Shaoyan had the mentality of fishing in troubled waters, it would be impossible for him to have any chance.

And this time the theme is innovation, innovation!
If Xu Shaoyan produced a general entertainment news program, it would be like playing tricks.

Taking Shaoli as one of the hosts, seeing Xu Shaoyan's plan in the audience was like breaking out in cold sweat. Xu Shaoyan really arranged for him to play, but he was just a man holding a sign and complaining, and he didn't say a word during the whole process. This mode of hosting?
As for the brand, it is specially made. There are a lot of A4 papers in the interlayer. You can see the big characters on the top of the interlayer. You can pull out each piece of paper, and there is a "I love Xu Shaoyan." on the back? !

I love Xu Shaoyan?Jiang Shaoli looked at you, are you kidding me?

What the hell is this?

But Jiang Shaoli still hoped that Xu Shaoyan could become a blockbuster.

All preparations are done and you are ready to go.

Jiang Hanqing and Jiang Shaoli held their breaths. Although Xu Shaoyan's program titled "Rampage Incident" was very nondescript, they still had a glimmer of hope in their hearts.

Xu Shaoyan is very confident. "Rampage" is extremely popular in the earth world. Although it is an online program, it has 10 billion hits, but it can't stand up to a local TV station?

But to be honest, Xu Shaoyan was also a little nervous. He changed the big incident of the runaway a little bit, wondering if he could kill these veterans of the media industry with one blow.

When the lights came together, everyone's hearts dropped. Only the lights on the stage were left in the whole hall No. [-], and the surroundings were dark. Xiao Pao came to the center of the stage, shouting while running.

"Woo la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la! Hello everyone, welcome to the rampage event. I am the host Xu Shaoyan! Children, don't watch violent manga~"

As soon as Xu Shaoyan finished speaking on stage, Jiang Hanqing fell off his seat with a sound of "哐!"

Without any precautions at all, Xu Shaoyan...he just felt uncomfortable in his heart. "Give me...give me the quick-acting heart-rescuing pill..."

The hosts of a group of news channels also dropped their jaws. What the hell kind of opening is this?
What kids don't want to watch violent comics.

What the hell do you think our TV station is [-] banned? !
The whole audience booed.

Xu Shaoyan was not affected, and raised his right hand on the stage. "The new program has a new atmosphere, Xu Shaoyan will give you a wave of negative energy first, please invite our rich and handsome host of Beijing Satellite TV to leave less."

Jiang Shaoli came onto the stage holding a sign, and a group of people couldn't complain, what the hell is that sign?Xu Shaoyan is just a bastard, why did the host go crazy with him?Even if Xu Shaoyan saved Jiang Shaoli's mother, but if you don't do it, you will ruin your future.

But when Xu Shaoyan's emotional voice spoke, the entire Beijing TV station was stunned.

"Are you still thinking about working hard for a promotion and a raise?"

The first piece of paper on Jiang Shaoli's sign: "Which coal miner have you ever seen become a coal boss by digging coal quickly and abundantly?"

"Pfft!" The audience laughed all of a sudden.

Xu Shaoyan said again: "Do you still want to take another casual trip?"

Jiang Shaoli's second piece of paper: "Successful people travel whenever they want~"

"Haha..." The people under the stage couldn't hold back, and Jiang Hanqing's eyes lit up, let alone, it seemed that this was quite interesting.

Especially Xu Shaoyan's headgear is not only funny, but also has a strong sense of irony. Looking at it now, that headgear is simply a god-like assist prop.

The atmosphere under the stage was suddenly normal, and everyone looked at Xu Shaoyan and Jiang Shaoli on the stage with burning eyes.

Xu Shaoyan said again: "Are you still thinking about becoming a lightning bolt in the second half of the year?"

Jiang Shaoli took the third piece of paper: "Have you ever seen such an ugly lightning?"

The audience: "...", many people are straining their faces, but tears are about to come out.

No, no!
Can't laugh!
Damn, Xu Shaoyan, what the hell are you doing?

Why are you so happy, we obviously hate you!

And why is it funnier for the host to say nothing than to talk? !

What's the matter, please explain!

Xu Shaoyan: "Why do you always feel that you are mediocre?"

Move less away from the fourth sheet: "Because you feel right!"

It was really hard to hold back under the stage, many people trembled, it was funny, it was really too funny, but it was true!
Damn Xu Shaoyan, besides dark truths, can also tell funny truths? !

And this kind of program is simply unprecedented!
With just a few words, their attention has already been mobilized!

Xu Shaoyan: "You despise those green tea whores who always sell their smiles and bodies."

Jiang Shaoli: "It sounds like someone bought you."

Xu Shaoyan: "Do you think your job is not good? Do you think those AV actors are cool?"

Jiang Shaoli was stunned, why did he go to the AV?
Teacher Xu Shaoyan, are you so amazing that you can't stop talking!

You are so courageous.

Jiang Shaoli still tore off another piece of paper. "Let me tell you, it's so cool~~~~~"

Xu Shaoyan: "Chicken soup for the soul is delicious."

Jiang Shaoli: "But the winners who ate the soul chicken legs eat the rest!"

Xu Shaoyan: "God closes a door for you."

Jiang Shaoli: "Then nail the door to death!"

"puff!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Oh no!"

The people under the stage couldn't hold back anymore, and they all laughed so hard.

Truth, truth!

Even the station leader of Beijing TV Station couldn't help but be overwhelmed.

Several senior planners stood up.

Hilarious and deeply rooted, it's just the beginning, but it's more engaging than ever.

This is fucking amazing, isn't it? !
Hold the grass!

Xu Shaoyan, do you want to go to heaven? !

I don't know what the next program will be like, but this kind of beginning has already reached the point where it seems like a heavenly man, okay?
Throughout the country, how many programs can attract people's attention so strongly from the very beginning?

Jiang Hanqing gasped, he was so excited, he felt that he saw the right person, whether Xu Shaoyan's show went to heaven or earth, it was really refreshing!

Jiang Hanqing said to a Taiwan leader beside him: "Director Sun, how do you feel?"

Director Sun nodded, with a smile on his face, and the corners of his eyes flickered. He was about to cry from laughter. After watching serious news in his whole life, it was really the first time he saw such a news program. "Old Jiang, your eyes are amazing. It's really interesting. Don't say, this Xu Shaoyan is really good. He has connotations but no morals. Even on the Art Channel, there are not many hosts who dare to host like this. We are serious hosts." People don't have the energy, if we want to innovate programs, we have to keep up with the times, now it's the world of young people, maybe Xu Shaoyan can really make a big splash in the news circle!"

Director Sun was highly affirmed, Jiang Hanqing also laughed, and other station leaders gave mixed reviews, some thought it was good, while others thought it was too entertaining.

But when Xu Shaoyan entered the next link, everyone's jaws dropped in shock.

(End of this chapter)