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Chapter 58 Still Disagree

"What's new, a brief report, Xu Shaoyan will show you the quick report." As he said that, Xu Shaoyan took out a bunch of small cards from his pocket, and everyone in the audience paid [-] points of attention. It seemed that Xu Shaoyan's main event was coming .

Everyone's face on the news channel turned serious, returning to seriousness, no matter how good the opening was, but if the news broadcast was not decent, Xu Shaoyan would still have to be passed.

I only heard Xu Shaoyan holding the card and reading happily: "Online recruitment was cracked in Shanghai, and the girl who stumbled covered her face with a pillow."

Jiang Shaoli picked up the paper again: "You may not believe it, but I am the one who prostituted this pillow~~~~"

A series of wavy lines, the people under the stage who finally became serious collapsed again, I wipe it!
Xu Shaoyan, you are so damn good, how dare you broadcast this kind of news?
Enough connotation, but what about your integrity?

"Hahahaha..." After finally getting serious, he was brought back to being funny in an instant, and everyone under the stage covered their mouths as much as possible.

The leaders of the Beijing TV station were stunned. Pornography, gambling, and drug issues have always been social cancers that have attracted much attention, but Xu Shaoyan's playful broadcast is more sober than serious news.

This show is really weird!
Absolutely!Absolutely!

On stage Xu Shaoyan and General Shao Lifeng~Cai~Yi~Old~
Xu Shaoyan: "A thief in a certain place was caught in a shopping mall and scared to pee on the spot."

Jiang Shaoli: "It may also be that there is a bottle of iced black tea hidden in the trousers, and it leaked."

Xu Shaoyan: "Tianjin No. [-] Hotel stipulates that a letter of commitment must be written before the wedding banquet, promising never to divorce."

Jiang Shaoli: "Before the funeral banquet, you must also promise that you will never cheat the corpse!"

Xu Shaoyan: "The ice sculpture Concubine Yang Gui was hit on the chest in the Polar Pavilion, and she was beaten and shrunk at the same time."

Jiang Shaoli: "It's outrageous, it's actually a fake milk!"

"Fuck! Fake milk? 666666."

"It's no wonder why children don't watch it, oh, I'll go, it's so connotative!"

"Hahaha... Never lie to the corpse? This is so interesting!"

"Oh, I went. I was scared to pee and said that I still have iced tea hidden, hahaha... It's so funny, I can't do it, please help me."

"Never lie to the corpse? There's really no one else, why didn't I realize that the host can be quite funny sometimes, this is a lot of complaints!"

"Hahahaha... I laughed so hard, cough cough!"

The people in the audience looked at it with gusto, and didn't realize that they were old and young, but they were all surprisingly full of affection for "The Big Runaway Incident". I can understand, but the traditional news is just repeating these principles over and over again, which can sometimes be annoying, but Xu Shaoyan's program and the way of making complaints make people enjoy it completely and can't extricate themselves.

Jiang Hanqing smiled and rubbed her chin. It looks good so far, but Xu Shaoyan hasn't broadcast some sharp social contradictions. If he can cleverly broadcast some social phenomena that everyone shouts and beats, then Xu Shaoyan's song show The plan was simply too successful!

Through the stockings and headgear, Xu Shaoyan keenly captured the small details of everyone in the audience, and he naturally wanted to get this: "According to many media reports, unscrupulous manufacturers provide schools with inferior plastic track, and relevant people say that it may leading to male sterilization."

coming!

As soon as Xu Shaoyan finished speaking, Jiang Hanqing regained his energy immediately, and finally came to the sharp social conflict!
Recently, there have been many drug incidents in the capital, and all sectors of society are paying attention. Jiang Hanqing is extremely looking forward to how Xu Shaoyan can comment on this incident in an entertaining form and guide public opinion correctly. His eyes immediately moved to Jiang Shaoli's complaints.

The leaders of other stations did the same thing. Whether Xu Shaoyan can enter their capital TV station or not, this news is a stepping stone.

Then Jiang Shaoli tore off another piece of paper: "Plastic roads will replace plastic sleeves and solve the family planning problem from the root!"

……

For a moment, the air was quiet.

Slowly dropping Shaoli's paper in the air, all the people looked at this and complained.

Plastic road instead of plastic sleeve? !
Fundamentally solve the family planning problem? !
Although it was a bit "not suitable for children", everyone's heads were empty for a moment.

This……

This is more than good.

This is simply absolute, absolutely absolute!

"call!"

Suddenly, a few newsgroups sitting in the back stood up after planning.

"Absolute! Absolutely amazing! It's the first time I've seen a news report like this! It's full of entertainment spirit, but it doesn't lose the face of the news itself!" An old planner suddenly became excited.

Another young planner was also full of excitement. "Yeah, it's the first time I've seen such a broadcast of sharp social issues, satirical, sarcasm, but reveals the consequences of this incident, vivid metaphors, making people feel funny and happy, but at the same time can't help but scare the whole body Cold sweat, this kind of stimulation of ice and fire, stimulates adrenaline more than serious news and homely non-serious news, absolutely, it is absolutely amazing! This is fucking amazing!"

The two planners were excited, and Jiang Hanqing nodded in satisfaction. He really saw Xu Shaoyan right, and his expectations were right. Xu Shaoyan has the ability to innovate and dare to speak. He really broke the traditional news with his identity as a layman. The three views of the show, and it's pretty good.

On stage, Xu Shaoyan finished it. "Okay, today's show is here. Jing Ke assassinates the King of Qin, carrying it on his shoulders with his hairy legs!"

Xu Shaoyan said that Jiang Shaoli also took out the last piece of paper, but the last words did not seem to be very good: "The big head is dead!"

Pfft, everyone in the audience was laughing, Xu Shaoyan's self-defeating spirit is really rare in the press.

But they don't know that this is actually a golden quote by Wang Nima, the host of "The Big Event" where netizens ridiculed the earth world.

Jiang Shaoli also suddenly realized the purpose of the phrase "I love Xu Shaoyan" on the back of the sign, and immediately reversed when Xu Shaoyan looked this way, and the "I love Xu Shaoyan" immediately became a joke, with a funny effect Bursting.

The show is over, and the people below can't hold it anymore!
"Hahahahahaha! Oh my god, I laughed so hard!"

"I'm crying from laughter, it's so funny, so funny!"

"Don't tell me, Xu Shaoyan is really talented. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to be so funny."

"Let's not talk about you, I don't think there are many people inside or outside the industry. CCTV wants to make a breakthrough in the news, but it has been breaking through for almost ten years, and there is no one who can match this. At most, it is doing homework."

Jiang Hanqing was also satisfied, "Director Sun, what do you think?"

Director Sun nodded: "It's really good, and I think it should be unique."

Director Sun looked at the few people over there, and the other station leaders also thought it was very good, but...

"Lao Jiang, Lao Sun, Xu Shaoyan's program is good, but he is a hedgehog after all, and he has offended so many online media now, we are also in the media circle, we can't take risks in the station, if you appreciate him, we can follow him Xu Shaoyan cooperated and asked him to plan and write the script, but he can't be on stage." Director Wu said, he still didn't want Xu Shaoyan to join the Beijing TV station.

(End of this chapter)