reborn perfect male god

Chapter 627 The fire is overwhelmed!

The audience below booed, and Lin Ruofeng also laughed loudly: "Sing or not?"

"Sing!"

The audience collectively replied.

Lin Ruofeng looked at Gu Jianlin and said, "What if he doesn't give it?"

"fine!"

"Just sing!"

"That's right, let's help you out!"

"Hurry up, it's four o'clock!"

The audience all laughed, and the audience in the front row shouted crazily.

Lin Ruofeng smiled, and proudly said to Gu Jianlin, "Listen to the voice of the masses! I have so many comrades-in-arms, so just tell me what to do?"

Gu Jianlin said helplessly: "Okay, you sing, you sing!"

"Sing!"

After getting Gu Jianlin's reply, the audience started booing again.

Seeing this, Lin Ruofeng cleared her throat and continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch took off his trousers, and Yingying said that Xiaonu's family was originally a chaste daughter, hey, take it off, take it off. Come down, you took it off for nothing. Well, this is called "Zhang Sheng's Trouble at the Fifth Watch"!"

Gu Jianlin came to his senses and immediately shouted: "No!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience burst into laughter, everyone was leaning forward and back together, Lin Ruofeng, do you want to be so funny?Are you kidding me!

Make trouble at five o'clock?
It's better that you are only four!

Gu Jianlin stretched out four fingers, and shook them in front of Lin Ruofeng: "The fourth watch, everyone heard it, it's just arrived at the fourth watch! Are you right?"

The audience shouted in unison: "Yes!"

Lin Ruofeng rubbed the back of his head with a dazed look: "It's only four o'clock? But your partner, Mr. Yan Jie, only taught me these few lines, and I can't sing the rest. If you want to hear it, go to him!"

The blame was shifted to Yan Jie in an instant, Lin Ruofeng laughed at this moment, this move has been used many times!
"Hahahaha!"

The audience went crazy with joy, they all cheered and gave the warmest applause today!
The show on the stage has not finished yet, "Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying's Trouble at the Fifth Watch" is just a small episode, it is a small personal talent show of Lin Ruofeng and Gu Jianlin

After singing the fourth watch, Lin Ruofeng laughed boastfully: "Oh, not bad, not bad, I acted very relaxed just now, it's very natural..."

"Hahaha!"

"Pfft!"

"Have you ever boasted so much about yourself?"

"Shameless!"

"Shut up!"

There was boos from the audience.

Lin Ruofeng said: "Could it be that I can't sing well?"

The audience in the audience interrupted in unison, shouting: "Five watch!"

"Sing the fifth watch!"

The whole house roared with laughter and booing.

Lin Ruofeng wouldn't be afraid of this kind of situation. He looked at the audience, looked at the sky, counted his fingers, and said impatiently: "It's not five o'clock yet, what are you making trouble for? Continue talking about us Yes, for a good cross talk, you should interact and chat more with the audience..."

"Appeal."

The audience didn't buy it, the Fifth Watch was a new burden, some old cross talk fans present had never heard of it, of course they were impatient at this time, and wanted to hear what was going on behind it.

To put it in a word, I took off my pants on the fourth watch, how can you stop it?

Lin Ruofeng was interrupted for the second time, looking at the audience: "Do you really want to hear it?"

"miss you!"

Three, the entire audience, men and women, all booed along, those who bought tickets to enter the arena, the ones who paid were the uncles and aunts, they have the right to listen to this!
Lin Ruofeng stood on tiptoe, looked left and right, and asked, "Is there any audience here? Is there an audience from the Cultural Bureau? Are there any staff from the Anti-Pornography and Anti-Pornography Office? Put your hand up and let me see... yo, are you here?" Is there really one? This is a traitor that the enemy broke into us, so we can't make trouble at the fifth watch, if it really makes trouble, we should close the door!"

The audience laughed miserably. Lin Ruofeng, an old and unscrupulous person, knows how to make jokes and change the subject. However, according to the usual pissing nature of cross talk, the burden of making five watches must have not been shaken out yet. Don't worry, just wait patiently.

Even if Lin Ruofeng just refused to say it, isn't it a special event?The audience can still continue to boo, and everyone will not give up until they hear what is going on at the fifth watch today!
"Sing five watch!"

"Sing five watch!"

"Sing five watch!"

The audience in the audience can quit, they have to listen to it!Even the audience before the live broadcast stared at the screen, then clenched their hands into fists and shouted "Sing the Fifth Watch"!
on site.

Seeing this, Lin Ruofeng turned to Gu Jianlin and said, "Should I sing or not?"

"Sing!"

Before Gu Jianlin could speak, the audience shouted hastily.

Lin Ruofeng said: "Then I really sang?"

"Sing!"

"Cough cough!"

Lin Ruofeng coughed twice, and continued to sing: "You, Zhang Xiucai, bought the deep-fried dough sticks in the fifth watch, but Yingying just said, Xiaonu's family wanted to eat the deep-fried dough sticks soy milk, so ya, buy the fried dough sticks, buy them back, It was also bought back for nothing!"

After listening to the fifth watch, all the audience were stunned!

Lin Ruofeng smiled and said, "How is it? Okay?"

"Wow~!"

The audience booed again.

Is this the fifth watch?

I took off my pants, so you just listen to this?
The audience realized that they were being fooled by Lin Ruofeng, it was not as expected at all, but Zhang Xiucai really didn't understand women!
However, only when Lin Ruofeng looked at them with a smirk on his face did he understand what was inside, it was so dirty!

"Wow~!"

There were boos again, but most of the audience were women, and the men all laughed.

"Director Lin is the real deal!"

Chen Xinyue, who was sitting in the front row, blushed!
"That's right, this big dirty master, what are you singing about!" Liu Amin laughed.

The female stars blushed one by one. Obviously, they also recognized the meaning of Lin Ruofeng's fried dough sticks and soybean milk.

On the stage.

Lin Ruofeng smiled and said, "Why are you booing me? You all told me to sing! Isn't it? Isn't it?"

"Wow~!"

Bigger boos!

A dirty opening, let the audience laugh endlessly.Although dirty, but the audience likes it, it sounds cool!

In the previous cross talks, one by one praised the merits and virtues, how can it be like Lin Ruofeng now, who speaks nonsense without restraint?
This is the essence and essence of cross talk!
Cross talk was not created for the purpose of praising merit!

Now, how long has Lin Ruofeng restored it to its essence?Hearing this kind of cross talk again, the audience felt sour and refreshing all over, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

This special session of cross talk is not a hundred years old!

The audience before the live broadcast couldn't help but sigh in their hearts, why didn't they get tickets at the beginning?
If you are at the scene, it is definitely more enjoyable than watching a live broadcast!
At this moment.

The number of people on the live broadcast platform has exceeded 5000 million!Moreover, this trend is still increasing, and the technicians are terrified to see it.

Nima!

Even if it's the concert of Heavenly Kings and Queens, it's impossible to reach such a terrifying number of people, right?If they weren't staring at them all the time, they would definitely suspect that the live broadcast platform was hacked.

(End of this chapter)