reborn perfect male god

Chapter 628 Hit to Explosion!

Amid the booing of the audience, the first scene finally came to an end.

In the second round, Lin Ruofeng and Gu Jianlin took a break, and two new comedians came on stage.

In the third scene, we continued to rest, and two old comedians from Yunde Society came out.

In these two cross talk sessions, the actors also changed the script a little bit, and the scale was relaxed a lot. The words were good, and the audience was very respectful, and the applause never stopped.

But these cross talk actors who came to help Lin Ruofeng in the show knew that the reason why the audience was so enthusiastic was to give Lin Ruofeng face.

You know, in today's special session, Lin Ruofeng is the character, the protagonist.With such a big venue, so many spectators, and such a big crowd, apart from Lin Ruofeng, no cross talk actor could handle it.

Fourth game.

Lin Ruofeng and Gu Jianlin returned to the stage.

"roar~"

"one comes!"

Seeing Lin Ruofeng coming up, all the audience went crazy.

On the stage.

Lin Ruofeng smiled and said, "See, the audience is so enthusiastic."

Gu Jianlin: "Well, I have to talk about it today."

Lin Ruofeng said: "That's not true. Have you seen the other side? There's a concert over there."

Hearing this, all the audience pricked up their ears. Isn't it the Korean star Kim Wu who is singing on the opposite side?

Lin Ruofeng is going to make trouble!

Gu Jianlin said: "What's the matter? They hold their own concert."

Lin Ruofeng said: "It's nothing, I just want to express the actor's inner feelings."

Gu Jianlin: "How do you feel?"

Lin Ruofeng: "I think, at least rely on real skills."

Gu Jianlin nodded: "That is."

Lin Ruofeng said: "That's why I have to go for plastic surgery."

Gu Jianlin: "What? Is this what you're talking about?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience was instantly amused by this burden.

"My God!" Chen Xinyue laughed until tears came out.

"Director Lin, your good looks are enough." Chen Guoming smiled.

Liu Amin and his wife also laughed.

Lin Ruofeng said: "Isn't that right? Did you know? You have to go to Korea for plastic surgery."

Gu Jianlin nodded and said: "Yes, the industry over there is awesome."

Lin Ruofeng said: "That's right, so I raised money and flew to Korea. Guess who I met?"

Gu Jianlin: "Who is it?"

Lin Ruofeng: "Teacher Jin Wu! As for the Asian star, when we met, he was carrying a lot of luggage. When he got on the plane, he was accidentally hit by the luggage. I rushed up to help."

Gu Jianlin said: "I didn't see it, you are really warm-hearted."

Lin Ruofeng: "That's not true. I rushed up and said, 'Mr. Jin Wu, your nose is crooked. I'll help you put it back'."

Gu Jianlin: "Fake?"

"Hahaha!"

"LOL!"

"Has plastic surgery?"

"Fake nose, Lin Ruofeng is too damaged."

The audience laughed.

Lin Ruofeng said: "How do I know it's fake? I thought it was natural, so I twisted hard and wiped the card."

Gu Jianlin: "Screw it back?"

Lin Ruofeng said: "No, it's unscrewed."

"Hahaha"

"Too bad!"

They are still holding a concert opposite!

Lin Ruofeng said: "At that time, I was terrified."

Gu Jianlin: "Unscrew them all, can you not be scared?"

Lin Ruofeng: "Yes, I apologize immediately."

Gu Jianlin: "Did I forgive you?"

Lin Ruofeng: "I'm sorry, Mr. Jin Wu said that he was used to this kind of thing, so he calmly took out his nose from his trouser pocket and put it on again."

Gu Jianlin: "Huh? A machine?"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed madly.

Lin Ruofeng: "As soon as I saw that nothing was wrong, I felt relieved, and then I was very curious."

Gu Jianlin: "What are you curious about?"

Lin Ruofeng: "I have to ask Teacher Jin Wu why he got a fake nose!"

Gu Jianlin: "Why?"

Lin Ruofeng: "Teacher Jin Wu said that the market there is sluggish. I heard that Huaguo likes handsome guys. He spent all his wealth and energy. Come to Huaguo to try."

Gu Jianlin: "That's right, they always think that Huaguo people make money easily!"

"Wow~!"

The audience booed.

Try?

It's just to make money!

Everyone remembers the high-priced tickets before.

But everyone didn't expect that Lin Ruofeng would actually tell this matter in the cross talk. Sure enough, this guy can hurt people, and he can talk about everything.

Lin Ruofeng: "After returning to China, I met Teacher Jin Wu again!"

Gu Jianlin: "Hey, you two are destined!"

Lin Ruofeng: "That's right, but this time Teacher Jin Wu is more embarrassed."

Gu Jianlin: "What's wrong?"

Lin Ruofeng: "I heard that he was scolded by people in Huaguo, and he dared not even go out on the street."

Gu Jianlin: "That is, who told them to collect money?"

Lin Ruofeng: "Yes, but I can't get out, and I don't know what to buy if I want to spend money."

Gu Jianlin: "Then what to do!"

Lin Ruofeng: "Teacher Jin Wu has a trick. When he is about to go out, he looks in the mirror, removes his nose, ears, mouth, and eyes, and then goes out. No one will recognize him. Is this a good idea?"

Gu Jianlin: "What a fart, is this still a human?"

"puff!"

"LOL!"

"My God, Lin Ruofeng's mouth is too bad."

The audience went crazy!
When Lin Ruofeng and Gu Jianlin finished speaking, the audience all shouted:

"another one!"

"another one!"

"another one!"

It was almost time for the special performance, but the enthusiasm of the audience remained undiminished. They all sat in their seats and shouted "one more"!
Seeing this, Lin Ruofeng couldn't laugh or cry!

Gu Jianlin was also very helpless!
The performance was almost over, and the audience still hadn't left. They never thought of such a situation.

But what can be done?
It's not about putting it on the scalp!
Keep talking!

So, the two started talking again!

once!
twice!

Five times!

ten times!

Every time Lin Ruofeng left the stage after speaking, the audience immediately booed and shouted again. In desperation, the host had to ask Lin Ruofeng to come up again.

After going back and forth like this, Lin Ruofeng and Gu Jianlin kept coming back!

Until the end, Gu Jianlin couldn't hold on any longer. After all, he was old, but Lin Ruofeng had to go on stage!
In desperation, Lin Ruofeng talked about a stand-up comic, and then pulled Chen Xinyue, Liu Amin and other stars onto the stage!Lin Ruofeng was in control of the home court, molesting the celebrities on stage and the audience, and by the way hurt the concert on the opposite side, and by the way even Japan was scolded!
Lin Ruofeng's mouth naturally spoke with ease. The stars on stage and the audience were all amused by him, and the laughter never stopped!
"Killing me!"

"Oh my god, my abs are coming out."

"Lin Ruofeng is so funny."

"No, I'll die laughing if this goes on."

"Too bad!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing. The original two-hour special cross talk was extended by an hour and a half. In the end, it was too late, and the audience let Lin Ruofeng go, but they all had more than enough to say!

But this time, Lin Ruofeng's cross talk session was undoubtedly a great success!

(End of this chapter)