PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 310 Prime Minister Yuan is a scoundrel
"Feique, why did you sneak out!"

Zhao Feihu was in a hurry, "What is your status now, how can you run around, come back with me quickly, you can see that all the betrothal gifts are here!"

There is no pull.

Zhao Feique didn't move, didn't you see that I was pretending?

You must know that with her conditions, in the past, she could only watch others pretend, but now it was finally her turn, so she sneaked out.

"Your Majesty Qiansui, go in quickly!" Wang Lang and the others ran out.

Seeing this situation, the older girl and the younger daughter-in-law trembled, and their endocrine became disordered.

Zhao Feique looked down at the former sisters, and said flatly: "My status is too low, I can only go to the palace to be a queen."

What, it's really her!

When did His Majesty become blind!
The big girl and the little daughter-in-law simply couldn't accept this situation.Even if it's just my leg, it's more attractive than her!
The big girl and the little daughter-in-law all smoked over.

Could it be that His Majesty is a pervert!Men are also volatile.

The emperor is getting married!
Celebrate all day.

At the official butcher shop, the price of fragrant pork is [-]% off.

People queuing up to buy meat talked a lot.

"today is Singles' Day."

"Why do you say that?"

"You can see that the emperor can get married, and it is more than a fatal injury to a single dog."

Everyone was stunned.

An uncle who picked his feet said: "Young man, you said that the emperor can get married. Why do I get more and more awkward when I hear it, but I feel so comfortable?"

"Hahaha……."

The crowd laughed.

"I heard that the emperor married a daughter-in-law who weighs three hundred catties."

"Ok?"

All of a sudden, the single dogs got a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.

…………

night.

Because Emperor Xian of Han took the initiative to keep everything simple, the bridal chamber began.

"Beauty~!"

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty trembled all over his body when he hugged him.

"Your Majesty~!" Zhao Feique also hugged her.

She always sees other sisters making love, looking for fresh meat.Now I also have small fresh meat, and it is the best small fresh meat like the emperor of the empire, so it is suddenly a fire.

A man can't stand seeing a beautiful woman, and this woman can't stand seeing a little fresh meat.

The two sides hugged each other, expressing their heartfelt wishes.

Click, Zhao Feique recovered, and the bed sank directly.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, who had his eyes closed, was taken aback and thought, ouch, I didn't expect my daughter-in-law to look very thin, and she was quite heavy, and the bed collapsed.

In this case, you have to open your eyes.

He saw a huge face in front of him, and kissed him with his bloody mouth open.The nostrils are like two pits, one for yourself and the other for your husband.

Pig!

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty screamed and pushed hard, but he could push up to three hundred catties, and shouted: "Who are you!"

"I'm your wife!" Zhao Feique said shyly.

Instead, Han Xiandi was startled again, "Fart, my wife is not as fat as you!"

Zhao Feique smiled ferociously, she didn't explain much, and said with her hands on her hips: "From today onwards, you will be my imprisoned little fresh meat. From now on, you will listen to the prime minister when you go out, and listen to my palace when you come back!"

"If not, I will show you what domestic violence is!"

After speaking, the pressure of a depth charge passed.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was only 50 kilograms, and here are 150 kilograms of depth charges.

The seven meat and eight vegetarian dishes were fried at that time.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty felt the cruelty of domestic violence for the first time, "Escort, come quickly, escort!"

The eunuchs rushed in and saw a huge woman holding down the emperor.

He widened his eyes and said, "What's the matter, Your Majesty!"

"Is there even a need to ask, are you blind?" Han Xiandi said angrily.

The eunuchs had been listening to the wall under the window for a long time, and immediately realized that this must be the prime minister's arrangement.

"This is His Majesty's family background, we cannot interfere!"

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was angry, and suddenly felt that he was the king of a country, and the emperor of the empire was so miserable. He could only say: "I am the Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven has no family affairs, all are state affairs."

Wow, all the eunuchs have left.

Originally, Zhao Feique was still very scared when he saw a group of people rushing in, but now he has become fatter. "You little fresh meat still want to find someone to beat my old lady, you bastard!"

Woohoo!

At night, screams continued in the emperor's bedroom.

"Chicken!"

"Nah, one chicken and one pancake are the opposite."

"What the hell! Are you a chicken? You want me to have a beard."

"I'd better let your Majesty go to the bullshit, my current physical condition only needs a chicken." Hupai eunuch said lightly.

The eunuch who fired the cannon had no choice but to take out two yuan.

…………

Early the next morning.

In the main hall, all the officials have arrived.

Ma Rixun and Dong Cheng had happiness on their faces, as if they were the ones who got married yesterday.

"In this case, His Majesty will be able to survive Yuan Tan's death as soon as he has descendants." Ma Rixun said happily.

An old man was worried, "The national thief is the god of medicine, and Zhang Zhongjing, the medical sage, has to admit that he is afraid. If he lives to be 80 years old..."

Dong Cheng, the uncle of the country, said indifferently: "Then give birth to a grandson and continue to suffer."

No one among the crowd blamed Uncle Guo for being passive, it was because the national thieves of this generation were too strong.Sometimes I can't help wishing that Dong Zhuo will be reborn. After all, although Dong Zhuo is cruel, he looks the same. Compared with Yuan Tan, he is quite cute.

Now it seems that I can only go through it and give a thumbs up.

"The prime minister is here..."

shout.

"The national thief is coming!"

Ever since, all the officials hurriedly took their positions, and when they saw Yuan Tan coming in, they bowed, "I have seen Prime Minister Yuan."

Yuan Tan signaled everyone that there is no need to be formal, looked over to Longtai, and said with a chuckle, "Your Majesty hasn't come yet, it looks like you've been working too hard, taking care of everything."

Ma Rixun and the others apologized, but they felt like eating flies in their hearts.I thought to myself that you are the one who decides on everything, and His Majesty is the one who responds to the call, taking care of all kinds of opportunities every day, and never taking care of a single one.

"Your Majesty is here..."

Another shout.

Baiguan looked towards the entrance of the passage.

Huhu~.

A young man rushed to the hall with a gust of wind.

Baiguan looked at Sao Nian with a bruised nose and swollen face, and was shocked. It seemed that the war in the bridal chamber was too intense yesterday.

Why doesn't His Majesty take the throne?What are you doing directly in front of us?
Baiguan was very puzzled.

At this moment, Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty Liu Xie wailed, "I don't want such a queen, she is not my queen, the prime minister secretly changed her."

He roared again: "Prime Minister, you killed me, I will tell the truth today!"

Ma Rizun and the others kept covering their faces. Although he is a national traitor, you can't just let him be killed casually, Your Majesty, right?
"The prime minister secretly changed the queen again!"

Ma Rizun and the others were angry, and they felt that what His Majesty said was right, even if we all died at the hands of national thieves today, we still have to fight.

It's no wonder that they put life and death aside, after all, if they rob the queen once, they can bear it, but how can they bear it again?
Yuan Tan was not happy at the time, "Why did you talk, why did you add another one? The truth has not changed at all, don't be a good man."

Do we need to rogue him?
Does he still use rogue?

Ma Rixun and the others became angry and surrounded them.

"Back back..., I rebelled against you!"

Dian Wei and Xu Chu brought a team of Imperial Forest Army over there, thinking that you still want to surround the prime minister with your quality?Instead, they surrounded Ma Rizun and the others.

Ma Rixun and the others were coerced, wanting to cry, but we rebelled?You have already rebelled, okay?

Yuan Tan looked at the sad and indignant Emperor Xian of Han, and said calmly, "Your Majesty, that's just a person with good makeup skills."

"Impossible, no matter how good your makeup skills are, you can't make a fat lady into a fairy!" Han Xiandi stared.

Yuan Tan looked disgusted, "That's because you guys don't know much about it. Beauty is a thing, and any shortcomings can be turned into advantages. If it doesn't work, you can just P."

"What does P mean?"

"We don't know each other?"

"Okay then, Prime Minister Yuan, let us take a look at it."

a while.

Empress Zhao Feique came.

Huge tonnage, even the nose is full of fat.

Ma Rizun and the others were in turmoil at that time, no wonder His Majesty's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, it didn't look like a war in the bridal chamber, it was domestic violence!
Wang Lang and the others were secretly happy.

Wang Lang walked out, "Your Majesty is thousands of years old, Your Majesty's demeanor is really the first among all the empresses of the Han Dynasty. The old minister's admiration for Your Majesty is like a torrential river..."

"The Empress is really a natural beauty..."

"Shen Yu...Luoyan." Guo Tu and the others said.

Ma Rizun and the others are about to smoke, shameless, shameless!It is obviously referring to deer as horse, if it is true, why are you trembling?
"Prime Minister, if you can make such a woman look good, I will just eat shit!" Han Xiandi wailed.

Ma Rizun and the others also yelled, "We all eat!"

After speaking, he looked at Yuan Tan angrily.I thought how could such a woman be the same person as the previous beauty?Even if a god descends to earth, he won't be saved, let's see how he puts on makeup!

He will definitely talk about him from left to right, and make a shameless act of pointing a deer into a horse.

Under the gaze of everyone, Yuan Tan said indifferently: "Get the shit ready."

What!get ready!
Who does he think he is, he can't be drawn with such an appearance, okay?
Ma Rizun and the others angrily drew over.

(End of this chapter)