PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 311
"I think the queen's body is very good, strong."

Xu Chu couldn't help but say something.

Ma Rixun and the others looked over with angry eyes, General Xu Chu, this queen is almost three hundred catties, and you are also three hundred catties, you really have a confidant in the world.

"Prime Minister, please show your skills!" Ma Rixun calmed down now.

Because in his opinion, such a woman cannot be turned into a beautiful woman at all.

In this way, everyone in the world will know Yuan Tan's shamelessness.

If you think about it this way, this is actually a good thing.

Let him know later what shooting himself in the foot is.

Dong Cheng immediately said: "The one to be transformed is exactly the same as the beauty from before."

The old and the young felt that Uncle Guo was still witty, and said one after another: "That's right, since the prime minister said it's the same person, it should be exactly the same."

Seeing their impassioned appearance, Yuan Tan calmly said, "Since that's the case, you are all ready to eat shit. Truthfully, I have never seen His Majesty and ministers eat shit. I think they will be famous in history."

"Hehehe." Ma Rixun stroked his beard and smiled, "It doesn't matter who eats it, so let history witness the prime minister's make-up methods."

At this moment, including Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, everyone was very calm, because it was impossible to make up a beautiful woman.

"Queen, follow the truth." Yuan Tan greeted.

"You can't take it away, it's here, so as not to change the package!" Ma Rixun shouted.

Wang Lang and Yuan Tan's confidantes dare not speak out at the moment. They think that people are different, and they must have changed in the process.

But I heard Yuan Tan meant that it was made up.

Can such a woman really be beautiful?
"It's also possible here." Yuan Tan looked over, "But the truth is a unique secret book, and it can't be passed on to outsiders. Let's put up a curtain."

Cloth curtain?
absolutely okay.

It is no problem to build him a room on the main hall.

Let's see how long he can hold on!
a while.

The eunuchs pulled a few bolts of cloth, and a dozen people pulled it up, and immediately built a dressing room.

As Yuan Tan brought Zhao Feique in, all eyes were on the entrance.

"Old Madam Fu, if he really wears makeup, what shall we do?" Guojiu Dong Cheng felt guilty at the moment.

"Are you stupid?" Ma Rizun glared, "How can this be drawn? A little common sense, okay? Can you just take a break?"

Dong Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling that he was worrying too much.

At this time, Yuan Tan came out.

Wang Lang's heart skipped a beat, they came out so soon, my daughter-in-law's makeup depends on the time.

Ma Rixun snorted coldly, stroked his beard and said, "Prime Minister, do you regret it? Are you unable to hold on anymore? Tell me, as long as you really choose a queen, we will... just..."

The old lady Fu saw a beautiful woman coming out with Yuan Tan.

This is a curvaceous young woman with a graceful figure and graceful curves.

The clothes on his body are very revealing.

The slender legs are looming under the almost transparent tulle skirt, the two jade arms and the flat belly are exposed, and the height is wrapped in a touch of light gauze, which is very seductive.

"It's impossible!" Ma Rizun shook his rope as if he had been charged, and rushed into the curtain at a speed of 10 meters and [-] seconds. Such a fast speed was really difficult for the elderly old man.

Seeing that there was no one inside, Ma Rifeng fell into Dong Cheng's arms behind him with a vomit.

Everyone was shocked.

"How did you do it, Prime Minister!"

Yuan Tan looked at the shocked and terrified expressions of the crowd, and said indifferently: "This is a secret method, not to be passed on."

The ancients had limited thinking, so they didn't think too much.

"Prime Minister, I have to say that your makeup skills are so good that a pig can make up a white swan!"

Ma Rixun and the others were terrifying, while Wang Lang and the others looked at Yuan Tan with admiration.

The most unacceptable is Han Xiandi.

I slapped myself twice and found out that everything was true, so I cried.

Prime Minister, how can you be so awesome?
You turned a pig into a beautiful woman, this is intentional to trick me, I have to say, you have achieved great success.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had already scratched his hair into a chicken coop, and he was shaved.

"I can't accept it, I want to retire!" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, as the number one fresh meat of the generation, really couldn't accept this ending.

Yuan Tan was immediately dissatisfied, thinking that you still can't accept it. When I met netizens back then, I really couldn't accept it.

"This is hand-picked by His Majesty, how can you throw it away after eating it? Do you want my 400-year-old majestic image?" Yuan Tan scorned.

Wang Lang and the others looked at him with contempt.

Guo Tu came out and said sternly: "The prime minister is right. As officials of the imperial court, we must maintain law and order and uphold justice. We must not allow things like dumping after eating to happen! If the emperor breaks the law, he must commit the same crime as the common people."

Wang Lang and the others immediately responded.

Ma Rizun and the others cried, is this still justice?You confound black and white and say so righteously, how did you do it?

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty cried, the 400-year-old image of the great Han Dynasty has long been lost by you, a national thief.

"You still despise me, and I still despise you!" Empress Zhao Feique looked at Emperor Han Xian with disdain.

"How can you despise His Majesty?" Ma Rizun and the others were angry again.

You must know that Your Majesty is Xiao Xianrou, and with Zhao Feique's qualifications, he dares to despise Xiao Xianrou. May I ask who gave her the confidence?

"You dislike your Majesty, why don't you talk about it?" Guojiu Dong Cheng said angrily.

"He He……."

"Hehe, can't you tell?" Dong Cheng said contemptuously.

"He's short!" Zhao Feique also went all out.

Dong Cheng was almost scared to pee, it wasn't that he disliked appearance, but it seemed that it was more important than appearance.

The old and the young were speechless immediately, and looked at His Majesty, if this is the case, we will not be able to help you.

At this time, Ma Rixun angrily knocked his crutches on the floor, and said angrily, "He is short because you are too fat!"

what!
Everyone, including Yuan Tan, stared wide-eyed.I have to say, old master, you are too witty, it seems that you have experience.

Zhao Feique glared at Ma Rixun, "Just like you are not fat."

"This..." Ma Rilun found himself speechless.

In fact, Ma Rixun and the others are incoherent with Zhao Feique here because they can't handle Yuan Tan.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Feique's counterattack was quite sharp.

Yuan Tan looked at Ma Rizun and the others with disgust, "Stop talking nonsense and eat shit."

Ma Ribin was the first to draw it.

Who would have thought that he could really make an ugly girl into a beautiful woman.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be aggressive, and the value of acting is increased by 7
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be a terrorist level, and the pretense value is increased by 8
Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the legendary pretense, the pretense value will be increased by 10.The system screamed happily.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for pretending to trigger a lottery draw. Is it a lottery draw?

Yuan Tan was very happy in his heart. For him, pretending to be aggressive means fighting the world, and fighting the world is pretending to be tough. There is no delay in both, "Pick it up now!"

Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting a 'Super Weight Loss Toilet'.The super slimming toilet can lose weight differently from person to person, and can make people lose weight to the best state within three days.

"Fuck!"

Yuan Tan was speechless, "What's the use of this? I don't need to lose weight either."

But it looks awesome, so I had to put it away first.

Ever since, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had to accept a reality.Since then, the screams of Xiao Xianrou have always been heard in the palace...

…………

more than a month later.

The turmoil of Han Xiandi's wedding gradually subsided, and everything seemed to return to calm.

However, Yuan Tan encountered a problem.

The spring recruiting work encountered difficulties and did not recruit enough soldiers.

In the chamber.

Yuan Tan attached great importance to this matter, looked at the crowd of civil and military officials, and asked, "Why did this happen?"

Xun You came out and said excitedly, "Master, you are the Lord of Ming."

Yuan Tan was stunned, I know the master, if I can't even recruit enough soldiers, I know the master is a piece of wool!

(End of this chapter)