PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 314 Yuan Tan's Reward

Seeing Xu Chu's desolation, Yuan Tan became solemn, "Zhongkang, why do you say that? From the truth, your expression has been haggard all this time, but is it because of weight loss?"

Speaking of this, he said earnestly: "Losing weight does not happen overnight, take your time."

When Xu Chu saw the lord treating him so kindly, he was so moved that he wanted to cry, "My lord, the military adviser despises me for being fat, and wants to impeach me."

"Huh?" Yuan Tan knew about Xu Chu's weight loss, but he really didn't know that the military adviser wanted to impeach him.

Xu Chu said with tears at this moment: "Actually, even if Military Adviser Tian Feng doesn't impeach me, I can no longer follow the lord. You see, I am so heavy now that I can't even move."

"If the enemy comes, I will be a burden instead. It is better to make room for others."

In fact, Yuan Tan has been paying attention to Xu Chu's weight loss. He heard that Xu Chu has worked very hard, but it is easy to gain weight and difficult to lose weight.

But yes, now I can see Xu Chu's sincere remorse and comprehension.

"Now you know the disadvantages of being overweight, right?" Yuan Tan said.

"I know, I know." Xu Chu was completely regretful.

Yuan Tan looked over, "If you can really lose weight, would you still eat like this?"

Xu Chu shook his head immediately, "If there is a chance to start all over again, I will never eat more."

Yuan Tan looked at his system inventory, and there was a super toilet in it.

The function of the super toilet is to forcibly lose weight, which can restore a person to the best physical condition within three days without side effects.

I used to feel that the super toilet was useless to me, but now it seems that it is still very useful, after all, who doesn't have a fat man around.

If Xu Chu didn't want to lose weight, Yuan Tan wouldn't have used it for him.

Yuan Tan looked at his confidant and beloved general, "So, the agreement between you and Junshi Tian is only three days away."

"Yes." Xu Chu was distressed, he couldn't finish it no matter what.

Yuan Tan got up from his seat, "Well, don't be discouraged, continue to lose weight these few days. I will reward you with a mascot to cheer you on."

Xu Chu's heart suddenly felt very warm, and he felt even more ashamed, "My lord, I don't know what it is?"

"toilet."

"Huh?" Xu Chu was dumbfounded at the time.

The eyeballs of the other guards fell to the ground at that time.I thought there was a reward toilet there?
Looking at Yuan Tan's indifferent expression, they had already fully understood in their hearts that this was an insult, and the insult was so calm.

My lord, if you give General Xu a toilet, it is better to give him a sword to kill himself.

Xu Chu thought so too, but instead of losing his loyalty, he blamed himself.Who let me not live up to it, if the lord gave me a toilet to humiliate me, I must be so angry by myself.

The toilet already existed in the Western Han Dynasty, and the court called it "Huzi".

"Xijing Miscellaneous Notes" mentioned that the court of the Han Dynasty made "tiger cubs" out of jade, which were held by the emperor's attendants for the convenience of the emperor at any time.It is said that this kind of "tiger son" was also inspired by the great ancestor Liu Bang who used the crown of Confucian scholars as a drowning device.

"Thank you, my lord, for the reward. This subordinate has failed my lord's expectations..." Xu Chu saluted with tears streaming down his face.

"My lord, please don't reward General Xu with a toilet..." The guards all fell to the ground.

Yuan Tan saw Xu Chu's desperate expression, as well as the expressions of the other guards.

"Don't get it wrong, let me tell you about the toilet."

"Back then, Zhenxiang also gained weight, so the elders gave him this toilet, with the intention of taking as much as he ate and walking. After he had this toilet, he lost weight successfully."

"This toilet has brought good luck to Truth, and I hope it can also bring good luck to Xu Chu to lose weight. Use it."

It turned out to be the case.

Everyone suddenly realized that the protagonist was not humiliating the general, but helping the general.

The ancients were superstitious, and to build a toilet, you must first worship the god of the latrine.There are many such items with meanings, and this toilet has the meaning of taking as much as you eat and walking, which is really good.

So Yuan Tan brought Xu Chu and others to a warehouse. Of course, he must have been the first to go in, and then took out the super toilet from the system inventory.

"That's it. I haven't used it in years."

Xu Chu and the others looked into the corner and saw a shiny golden toilet.

OMG!As expected of the prime minister's toilet, it turned out to be a golden toilet.

Everyone was taken aback, but thinking about it, only such a golden toilet can bring good luck.

"Don't come to work for the next three days, lose weight, let people see your determination, go." Yuan Tan said.

Xu Chu saw that Yuan Tan had the intention to protect him, but he had to show his true determination. If not, even if the lord still used him, he would be ashamed to be here.

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When Xu Chu returned home, the whole family came to welcome him.

His daughter-in-law, Liu Shi, and son Xu Yi looked at Xu Chu, who was three hundred catties, with melancholy eyes.

"Husband, don't eat tonight..." Liu said cautiously.

"I won't eat any more." Xu Chu cheered up. "My lord gave me a reward of good luck. I will continue to lose weight. From now on, I will lose weight as much as possible."

The whole family has been worried that Xu Chu's body shape will attract dissatisfaction from the Lord, which will be disastrous for the whole family.

Hearing that Yuan Tan rewarded Xu Chu, he immediately became happy.

"What did the lord give the husband?" the daughter-in-law said happily.And his eyes looked behind Xu Chu, where the four servants were carrying something, covered with a red cloth, they didn't know what it was.

But it seems that it is not small, so it should be a big reward.

"This is it, the golden toilet!" Xu Chu happily took down the red cloth for everyone to see.

Horse...toilet!
Everyone thought it was a joke, but who would reward the toilet? Seeing that it was a real toilet, they almost used it.

Although Xu Chu is fat, his son Xu Yi is not fat. At the age of 16, he aspires to become a fierce general like his father and trains every day for this purpose.

At this moment, he looked at the past quite majesticly: "Dad, you see that you are so fat now, the lord doesn't want to see you anymore. Others reward you with gold, silver, jewels, BMW horses, but the lord actually rewards you with a toilet. "

"Do you know what this means?" Xu Yi looked over and said coldly with a look of hatred.

Xu Chu became serious, "What do you know, a child? This is a golden toilet, which was used by the lord. It is said that the lord was also obese in the past. It is because the elders used this toilet that they succeeded in losing weight and brought good luck. Take as much as you eat and walk as much as you want."

"Do you believe this too? I think the lord deliberately humiliated you, and making it with gold is just a fig leaf for you." The daughter-in-law was angry.

The whole family was outraged.

But the object of anger was only Xu Chu.Who made Xu Chu eat so much fat now? Who cares?I don't want to see myself anymore.

Son Xu Yi clenched her fists and looked at the sky, "It seems that the Xu family will only rely on me in the future."

Peng~
Xu Chu kicked his son away, "You scolding bastard, your father and I are not dead yet! It's not your turn!"

night.

Xu Chu sat on the super toilet, and after a burst of thunder, he suddenly felt comfortable all over his body.

Just pull up your pants and leave.

But as soon as I stood up, I felt something was wrong with my stomach, and my stomach suddenly hurt, and it seemed that there was going to be another wave.

Three or ten minutes later, Xu Chu lifted his pants for the fifth time, but he couldn't walk, and he still felt it.

"I am sick!"

In this way, Xu Chu began to release the flood.

At the beginning, it was feces, then it was water, and then it was fat directly.

But it was all in the toilet, and he couldn't see it himself.When I saw it, I thought it was excrement, and I didn't think it was directly pulling fat.

This pull, one night passed.And in one breath until the next afternoon, it was like sucking on the toilet, and I couldn't get up at the end, and kept pulling.

"Master stayed overnight, it will kill you!"

When the whole family saw Xu Chula at first, they didn't care, and gloated instead.After all, if Xu Chu is so fat, he really should be tossing and tossing like this.

But after a long night, the family began to worry.

"Son, hurry to the Imperial Hospital and invite Mr. Zhang Zhongjing, the medical sage!" Liu said anxiously.

(End of this chapter)