PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 313 Impeachment of Xu Chu
For the latest prime minister's decree, the grassroots clerks in each street began to stand at the intersection of the street to promote it.

"Return the money to lose weight!"

"Twenty catties will give you 5000 yuan, which is almost equal to my one-year salary!"

"There is such a good thing!"

"The prime minister is so great, he deserves to be our sun!"

In fact, the common people also feel that it is not good to be fat, and they feel short of breath after walking a few steps, and the men appear short and short, which is disgusted by their wives.

And when a woman is fat, she suffers even more from her husband's eyes.

But losing weight is really tiring.

But giving money made the mentality of the people completely different, and they became excited immediately.

After the news spread, it reached Youzhou in the east, Bingzhou in the west, Qingxuhuai area in the south, and the core Jizhou.

The national movement to lose weight has begun.

There was a long queue at the gate of the yamen, and groups of fat people gathered together to sign bamboo slips for weight loss.

Immediately, one by one happily took the bamboo sticks and left.

One month after the agreement, the weight loss rewards will start to be distributed.

ten days later.

Prime Minister's House.

Yuan Tan felt very relaxed when he heard the slogans of the people outside to lose weight and run.

"Lord."

Xu Chu came in, and it was his turn to be on duty today.

Yuan Tan looked at Xu Chu, "Get fat again?"

Xu Chu scratched his head in embarrassment.

Yuan Tan didn't say anything more.

the next day.

The military advisers arrived at the prime minister's mansion early, and went in for a meeting when the time was up.

"The weight loss work has been going very well recently."

"People are highly motivated to lose weight."

Xun You and the others were talking about work.

I saw that Tian Feng's expression became unnatural.

They followed their gazes and saw Xu Chu being carried by eight large sedan chairs, and after getting off the sedan chair, he threw an elbow bone.

The attendant also brought up a pig's trotter.

After seeing this situation, the military divisions began to mutter.

Xun You sighed, "I'm fat again, I'm afraid it's over three hundred catties..."

Jushou and Chen Gong frowned. Seeing Xu Chu like this, he was still out of breath after getting off the sedan chair. Can he still fight?

Among the military divisions, Tian Feng is the most upright, a person who cannot tolerate sand in his eyes.

He walked over immediately.

"General Xu."

Xu Chu was gnawing on the last pig's trotter before work, when he heard the greeting, he saw that it was Tian Feng, and hurriedly hid the pig's trotter, and saluted, "Military division."

Tian Feng looked up and down, and did not hide his contempt at all, "General Xu, you used to ride a horse, why don't you ride a horse now, where is your horse?"

Xu Chu is a person who can't lie, obviously panicked, and hurriedly said: "The horse is being recuperated...to be recuperated."

Xu Chu's confidants and guards looked at each other, thinking what to do, the horse had already been crushed to death by the general.We changed several horses back and forth, and the cost was too high to buy new horses, so we had to carry the sedan chair.

But we are so tired, people say that the coffin is heavy, the general is so heavy before he is dead, maybe it will take sixteen people to lift the coffin after death, right?
After Xu Chu finished speaking, he would avoid Tian Feng and go to the mansion as an errand.

However, Tian Feng stretched out his arms to stop him, and looked over with sharp eyes, "See, you are over three hundred catties, and your waist of ten measurements has broken through fifteen measurements. Can you still protect the lord?"

"Military teacher, what do you mean? What does my fatness have to do with protecting the lord?" Xu Chu said with a sullen face.After all, although he is fat, he doesn't want others to say that he is fat.

"Then you run two steps." Tian Feng was not afraid of Xu Chu who was angry at all, but said calmly.

Xu Chu's face became more gloomy, "Why did I run away, General? Why did I listen to you. I am the lord's general, and even if you are a military adviser, you can't order me."

Tian Feng looked over coldly, and said seriously: "Xu Chu, then, I will officially notify you now that I will impeach you. You are ready to disarm and return to the farmland."

"Why impeach me!" Xu Chu panicked.When he saw Tian Feng, he wasn't teasing him about being fat, but he said it very formally.Instead, he didn't dare to be angry, and panicked.

Tian Feng looked disgusted, "Your current physical fitness can no longer protect the lord, but will drag the lord down. If you don't impeach who you impeach, can you impeach General Zhao Yun who exercises every day?"

"I can run!" Xu Chu raised his hand immediately.

"Then run and let me see." Tian Feng waved his hand.

Xu Chu ran up.

It was 200 meters, and I squatted down, "I can't do it, let me delay."

Xun You and the others were dumbfounded, you have to postpone the meeting before they reach a hundred feet, who do you kill when you go to the battlefield?

Tian Feng looked even more disgusted, and said: "What an important position the guard is, and you don't even have the physical fitness of a recruit. In this case, you are no longer qualified for the job of the guard. I can only call on the lord and withdraw Your position is up. There are many people who are very interested in your job."

Xu Chu was completely flustered, "Military Master, you can't do this, protecting the lord is my life!"

Seeing this situation, Tian Feng sighed, "Xu Chu, you are a strong general. Naturally, my military division hopes to see that you can protect the lord. But look at your current situation. You are not even as good as a recruit. How can you do it?" What about protecting the lord? Just wait until he is dismissed on the spot."

"No! Don't treat me like this!" Xu Chu panicked even more.

"Mr. Tian, ​​let's give General Xu a chance. After all, he has followed the Lord for many years." Xun You stepped forward to persuade him.

Ju Shou also came over, "I think General Xu will definitely reform himself and return to his former state."

"Yeah..." Xu Chu Xiaoji nodded while eating rice.

Tian Feng said: "Then you lose weight. You see that everyone is losing weight now, but you have become like this. You are by the lord's side, representing the image of the lord. If you can lose back, I will not impeach you .”

"We want to lose weight, we want to lose weight!" A group of fat people shouted and ran across the street.

It seems that Yuan Tan's giving money to the people to lose weight was very successful, and the whole people are now losing weight.

But Xu Chu was still gaining weight.

Whether it was the image or the ability assessment, Xu Chu was no longer allowed to go on like this.

"Okay, I'll lose weight!" Xu Chu said firmly.

Tian Feng said: "Just shouting slogans is not enough. For a period of one month, you have to lose 200 catties. In the future, you have to lose [-] catties."

Xu Chu is an eight-foot man, about 1.9 meters tall, with a waist that is ten circumferences bigger, and 200 jin is the standard combat weight. It seems that Tian Feng didn't make things difficult for him.

"So many?" Xu Chu was distressed.

Xun You walked over at this time and said, "Tian Junshi didn't make things difficult for you. You see, my lord's weight loss plan has been implemented for almost a month. There are many 20 catties, and they have dropped more than [-] catties in a month. You As long as you work harder, and with your three-hundred-pound figure, it's not uncommon to lose fifty pounds."

"Okay, I'll cut it!" After Xu Chu finished speaking, he threw away the hidden pig's trotters.

Ever since, Xu Chu started his weight loss plan.

He starts running.

After running two kilometers, he collapsed to the ground, "I can't do it anymore, give me water!"

The attendant hurriedly served it.

"I can't drink cold water for nothing, I want to drink honey water!"

"..." The attendant.

On the first day, Xu Chu didn't eat all day.

But on the second day, Xu Chu fainted from hunger.

After waking up, staring at the red eyeballs, "Give me a barbecue!"

So, day after day, although Xu Chu was miserable, he still failed to lose weight.

It's the last three days of the month.

That day Xu Chu came to Yuan Tan and knelt down.

Yuan Tan looked over, in fact, he also knew that Xu Chu was losing weight, and even gave him a one-month vacation.I heard it was miserable, but looking at his face now, he was really guilty, it looked really miserable.

"What's the matter Zhongkang?"

Xu Chu cried, "My lord, it seems that I can no longer follow you. This may be the last time I will work for you."

(End of this chapter)