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Chapter 230 I'm going to ascend the throne!
a flame,
Emerging from Chu An's palm, it emitted a light like daytime, which was extremely dazzling in this dim environment.

Then, Chu An rubbed his toes again, gathered the dry firewood and weeds on the ground, gathered them together, flicked his palm, and the burning sawdust fell on the dry grass.

Boom~~
The hay was ignited instantly, the heat wave was rolling in, and the bonfire was slowly rising.

For a moment, the baboons present were stunned, staring blankly at the campfire, and some even stretched out their palms to feel the temperature of the flame.

so unreal...

In their known cognition, day is day, night is night, and the two cannot exist at the same time.

If there is a flame with temperature, it is the punishment of heaven. Once it appears, it will definitely bring disaster to the grassland.

"Chichi..."

The baboons were restless, their faces were full of anxiety, and some even picked up some containers filled with water to put out the flames.

"They should have seen the scene where lightning hit the wood and caused the fire to burn the grassland, so they are so afraid of the flames and become restless."

Chu An waved his hand to quickly stop their actions, looked at the baboon king, and expressed his kindness to him: "Chichi~~"

"This baboon king is smarter, I hope it won't misunderstand me again, otherwise, I really have to choose to forcefully break through." Chu An explained to the audience in front of the camera again.

With the guarantee of fat fish,
Chu An also now has some confidence. With his strength, facing 200 baboons, he may be slightly injured or even seriously injured, but as long as he is not infected, everything is fine.

"Unless I have to, I still don't want to choose violence to solve the problem, I hope they can be bluffed by me!"

The baboon king felt Chu An's kindness, and his riotous mood gradually stabilized. He looked at Chu An, and at the bonfire on the ground that was about to go out.

It carefully grabbed a handful of hay and threw it into the campfire, and the fire suddenly became fierce again.

"Chichi..."

Seeing this scene, the baboon king took a few steps back, covering his face with his arms, for fear of being attacked by the flames.

But the next moment, nothing happened, and the baboon king became more courageous, picked up a wooden stick, and put it in the campfire to burn.

After a while, the stick was lit. The baboon king picked up the torch, touched the flame carefully, and grinned.

Then, with a full face of excitement, it held up the torch like an Olympic torchbearer, running around the high platform and roaring.

"Chiji~~~"

"jiji~~"

The baboons also followed suit and lit the torches.

All of a sudden, dozens of torches were lit together, and the light of the flames lit up the hills like daytime.

The faces of the baboons were filled with an unprecedented excitement.

Chu An on the side smiled lightly: "The torch is passed on from generation to generation, and the flame represents hope in the dark."

"Perhaps thousands of years ago, the Suiren family invented the method of drilling fire by drilling wood. That was the first time in human history that they could control the fire. Presumably the ancients at that time were as excited as the baboons."

When Chu An was full of emotions, some teasing words always appeared on the barrage.

"Master Chu, you are a traitor."

"Cooperate with the enemy and the traitor, we humans have been pilled!"

"It seems to see the rise of the African Chieftain, a generation of emperor Caesar!"

"A non-chief? No! I only belong to the Emperor of Europe in my life!"

"........."

Glancing at the barrage, Chu An smiled and said, "You guys are thinking too much!"

"It's too overestimating the wisdom of baboons. It took about 500 million years for human beings to develop from ape-man to the present. I don't know how many times they faced the crisis of genocide before they finally became the overlord of the planet."

"The evolution of life is not as simple as you think!"

"The reasons are too complicated, so I won't go into details here."

And at this time!

The excited baboon king gradually calmed down, looked at Chu An and hesitated for a while, then suddenly yelled at the baboons behind him: "吱~吱吱吱~~~"

"jiji~"

"jijiji~~"

"jiji~"

The baboons responded one after another when they heard the words, holding up the torches in their hands, and the atmosphere reached its peak for a while.

Chu An was confused, unable to figure out what to think: "What the hell is this guy doing?"

Suddenly, I saw the baboon king lying on the ground, crawling up to Chu An, kissing the toe of his shoe.

"jiji~"

Seeing this scene, many baboons clapped their palms and feet and roared excitedly.

"Fuck!"

Seeing this, Chu An was stunned for a moment, and said to the drone in a daze, "I'm about to ascend the throne!"

"What makes me small makes you great!"

"Foot-kissing ceremony, a ritual of extremely high worship, is equivalent to kneeling three times and knocking nine times in ancient my country."

"The era when this kind of etiquette prevailed was in ancient Rome and ancient Persia. The servants expressed their sincere submission to the king's highest etiquette."

"King Baboon, this is going to abdicate and let me be the leader of their race..."

After the baboon king performed the foot-kissing ceremony, he half-pulled and half-pushed Chu An onto the simple and dilapidated 'throne'.

When Chu An sat on the 'throne', the baboons in the audience were completely excited, kneeling down and lying on the ground, patting the ground rhythmically with both palms.

Looking at this scene, Chu An regained his composure and readily accepted it as a game. He touched his buttocks, grinned and said, "It feels good except for a little bit of pain in the buttocks!"

He waved his hands, coughed dryly and said, "Many lovers, let's get back together!"

"666..."

"Excellent, my Lord Chu!"

"Cowhide, cowhide, baboon king: Chu!"

"Damn it, pretend to beep every day, I'm going to call the police."

"Huaxia ascends the throne No. 1 in the new century!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were envious and jealous. Although the servants were just a group of baboons, at least they had passed the emperor's addiction.

Sometimes they are all thinking, they are both human, why the gap is so big?

The life of other people's family is colorful, and the life of my own family is three points and one line!
In response to that sentence, the gap between people is often greater than the gap between humans and pigs.

…………

"jiji~~"

The Baboon King is probably the smartest of the group of baboons. He gave full play to his strengths and played the role of a translator and a sounding board.

After the words fell, Chu An's enthronement ceremony also came to an end. Many baboons looked at the corpses of the wildebeest, and their saliva was about to flow out.

Next is dinner time.

Several healthy baboons carried the dead wildebeest and placed it in front of Chu An, beckoning him to eat first.

Chu An looked at the drone and said with a smile: "This is also the rule of most tribal races. The leader is given first, then the hunting warriors, followed by the female and young baboons, and finally the old baboons who stay at home."

Now that he has become the highest status person in this group, Chu An's actions are no longer so restrained. He hides the saber in his arm, slightly revealing a section, and cuts at the inside of the wildebeest's hind leg, cutting out a five-jin hind leg Meat.

(End of this chapter)