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Chapter 231 We humans are dying!
"The whole body of the wildebeest is the only place where the meat is the most tender, because they run all year round. The inner hind leg meat is not only tender, but also has elasticity and texture."

"If it's the outer thigh meat, it's inevitable that there will still be old toughness."

"Take the thigh meat from the inner test, and it is the most suitable ingredient for barbecue."

After Chu An, the temporary leader of the baboon, took out a piece of meat from the wildebeest, the remaining wildebeest carcass was left to the baboon to arrange themselves.

Taking advantage of the time when the baboons were sharing food, Chu An was not idle, took a look and walked to their freshwater resource point.

Probably in the middle of the mountain forest, there is a turbid pool with many insects and baboon hairs floating on the water.

Seeing this scene, Chu An couldn't help frowning, glanced left and right, looked at the flowing water on the rock wall, the expression on his face eased a little, and said with a smile: "This pool of water, you can't drink it."

"But there should be a spring under the ground, and the spring water flowing down the rock wall from the top of the hill can be drunk."

After taking a few sips, Chu An took out the water bottle in the backpack and filled it up. At the same time, he comforted the sand cat, letting it endure and let it out later.

If it is released now, there will definitely be a big mess.

"Meow~~" Sand Mao stared at Chu An with big resentful eyes, nodded pitifully, and still agreed.

After fetching the fresh water, Chu An returned to the "throne" on the high platform, looked at the bonfires on the ground, and saw the many baboons eating the bloody wildebeest carcass, and sighed softly: "This group of baboons , it won’t work if there is fire.”

However, as a temporary leader who was about to run away, Chu An didn't care as much as they did.

He skewered the wildebeest meat that had been cleaned just now, scratched it a few times, and took out a small piece of salt from his groping pocket, crushed it and wrapped it on it, and put it on the campfire to bake.

Chu An rolled the meat from time to time, making sure that every angle could be grilled. He looked up at the drone hidden in mid-air, and said with emotion: "Isn't fate amazing?"

"Don't talk about you guys, even I didn't expect to spend tonight like this."

"Inexplicably captured by a group of baboons, inexplicably called the leader of the baboons, and enjoying a simple enthronement ceremony."

"This trip to the grassland is really magical!"

Chu An stared at the piece of meat, couldn't help swallowing, and said with a smile: "Actually, I didn't expect that the most sumptuous meal of the grassland trip would be held in the old den of the baboon."

"As the leader of the baboons, they won't attack me for the time being. After we finish our supper and they fall asleep, we will sneak away."

"Stay any longer, I have a hunch that something will happen."

Soon, the smell of barbecue filled the air. With Chu An's special status as the leader of the baboons, many baboons were blinded by the smell, but they didn't dare to do it. The class division made them dare not go beyond half a step.

Among them, the baboon king was the smartest. Seeing Chu An roast the meat on the fire, he followed suit.

"Isn't this baboon called Caesar?"

Chu An cut a piece of meat, handed it to the Baboon King, stroked its head and said with a smile, "How about I call you Caesar? Maybe you will rise up in the future, and you can cover me."

"jiji~"

The baboon king didn't understand, but when he smelled the fragrant roast meat, he grabbed it with his paws regardless of the pain, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and his eyes lit up.

It turns out that the barbecue is so delicious. In front of the delicious food, it doesn't bother to pay attention to Chu An, and concentrates on its own piece of barbecue.

"Yeah, another foodie."

Chu An laughed and shook his head, and ate the barbecue slowly. From time to time, taking advantage of the baboons' inattention, he stuffed a few pieces into the sand cat in the backpack to beat his teeth, lest it be dissatisfied.

.........

after dinner,

In a blink of an eye, the night grew thicker.

It was around one o'clock in the morning East African time.

Baboons in East Africa are not nocturnal creatures. At night, they have to rest just like humans.

Chu An lay on the throne, pretending to sleep.

About another hour passed,

The breathing of the baboons gradually calmed down,

Chu An opened his big bright eyes, glanced around, and quietly got up.

Turning back three times at one step, he carefully left the baboon nest.

leave the forest,

Speed ​​up and head south all the way.

"It was supposed to exceed the daily schedule today, but I didn't expect to encounter this kind of thing."

"We've been seriously off course."

"I will not rest for the time being tonight, and strive to return to the normal planned route as soon as possible."

Walking on the road, Chu An released the sand cat that had been stuck in his backpack for a day.

Suddenly a familiar voice came from behind, Chu An's expression changed slightly, he immediately pulled out the saber from his waist, and said with a narrow gaze: "There are still baboons following."

The baboon king was alone, standing behind Chu An, yelling at him, as if he was a little uncomfortable seeing him now.

After leaving the group of baboons, Chu An straightened his back, which had been bent for a whole day. The baboon king that had been on Chu An's chest was now on his thigh. It was normal to feel uncomfortable.

Chu An turned to look at him, smiled and said, "Caesar, are you here to see me off?"

Hearing this familiar voice, the baboon king let go of his vigilance, stepped forward, and stretched out his palm, revealing a dark flint and steel.

Seeing this scene, Chu An smiled, picked up the flint and then picked up a solid stone on the ground.

On a clump of hay, rubbing and beating, it soon becomes a flame.

Chu An handed the two pieces together to the Baboon King, and asked with a smile, "Have you learned it?"

The Baboon King nodded ignorantly, looked down at the two stones, and tried it.

kaka~
A few collisions.

Maybe the baboon king was more talented, he lit up a flame at one time, his face was full of excitement, and he danced with excitement.

Seeing this, Chu An touched the baboon king's head, and said with a smile: "Caesar, I gave it to you, don't let me down."

"I'm leaving, don't follow me."

This time, Baboon King Caesar did understand, nodded, stayed where he was, and watched Chu An leave.

It was not until his back disappeared under the moonlight that the baboon king clenched the two stones tightly and turned to leave.

Seeing this scene, the live broadcast room exploded again.

"666"

"This baboon has become a sperm.!"

"We humans are dying!"

"Master Chu, you are a collaborator and traitor."

"Master Chu, I misjudged you, it's the misfortune of human beings."

The tone of the audience in the live broadcast room was mostly ridiculed, but no one paid attention to it. If a baboon gets a flint and steel, human beings will perish.

That is not worthy of being the overlord of this planet.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes?

In reality, that kind of situation will not happen at all, it is just the imagination of Hollywood filmmakers.

(End of this chapter)