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Chapter 71 Everything I Do Just To Survive
"what's the situation?"

"Master Chu wants to eat it raw? Do you want to be so aggressive?"

"Damn it, it's really eaten raw, it's almost impossible to look directly at it."

"The juice is spitting out, oh my god."

"66666"

"999999"

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded in an instant, and the screen was full of white flowers. If you don't close the barrage, you can't watch the live broadcast normally. In addition, in the previous era, TV has been promoting and building momentum, and the number of online users has reached more than 800 million.

This is still the situation at noon. Once it is evening, the peak period of Internet users, I am afraid that it will easily exceed [-] million.

President Doulong, seeing this scene, Luo Shengtong wished he could pull out that fat man and flog his corpse, his heart was bleeding!
.........

at the same time,

Chu An threw the scorpion directly into the mouth, chewed it a few times, wrinkled his face, pouted his mouth, and said with a wry smile: "The taste is as disgusting as its appearance.

In fact, I have eaten this kind of scorpion in some local specialty restaurants before. It is deep-fried and stir-fried with chili and green garlic.

But if you eat it like that, all the protein and water will be lost. Only by eating it raw can you get the most protein and water in its body. "

After finishing speaking, Chu An cut off the stinging needles and limbs of the remaining two scorpions, and threw them into his mouth together. After learning the lesson from the previous one, he didn't think about it for too long, and simply chewed it a few times before swallowing it.

After eating, Chu An seemed a little dissatisfied, then picked up a wooden stick and pried up rocks: "The desert is barren, with yellow sand all over the place. It's hard to find this pile of rocks. We should implement the Three Lights Policy. Grab a few and put them away as spare food."

"Why is this happening? Didn't you agree to be a food anchor? My beer and fried chicken are all ready, so you come with me?" Someone complained.

Chu An stopped what he was doing, and said very seriously: "From the beginning of the live broadcast, I said that I am a wilderness anchor, not an outdoor travel anchor.

How to teach you how to survive in the lost land is the purpose of my live broadcast.

The last time I was in Shennongjia, because of various factors such as the geographical environment and the super strength of the anchor, you will feel like you are on vacation.

As everyone knows, at that time, when the blizzard came, the anchor almost died in the snow.

This time in the desert,
Unlike the sudden blizzard before, people were not prepared at all.

Here, it is the difficulty of hell from the very beginning, the two are not the same.

Here is the real fight against heaven and earth, against nature, everything is done just to survive and get out of the desert.

So, don't be naughty.

Quickly pick up a small notebook and write it down, read more, learn more, you never know when it will save your life. "

"Yes...Professor Chu!"

"Where's the recorder? Long time no see, take out my little notebook."

"Recorder: mmp, Professor Chu spoke too fast, I'm scribbling..."

Chu An shook his head and laughed again and again: "It's hopeless, you bastards."

He squatted down and searched for a while, rummaging wildly, rummaging through all the smaller rocks, not to mention scorpions, not even an ant.

"It's weird..."

In desperation, Chu An had no choice but to give up: "In the desert, one should learn to give up.

After searching for no results, don't keep trying, save more energy, and go to the next resource point to search. This is the most clear way. "

Chu An patted the dust off his body, and continued to walk south, leaving a long, far-flung footprint in the desert.

What is the meaning of travel?
It's about experiencing new and different people and things.

And what is the experience of walking alone in the desert?
Only loneliness!

.........

two hours later.

The sun is shining, the sun is shining brightly,
It is the hottest time of the day.

"Now the highest temperature in the desert is above 40 degrees, and the surface temperature is estimated to be close to 60 degrees. When my feet sink into the desert, I feel hot for a while, and I feel like I'm getting cooked."

Chu An boarded a sand dune that was not too high and not too low. He looked into the distance and searched for nothing, with a wry smile on his face, and explained: "The desert is an excellent natural underground reservoir, and there are usually rich loose sand underground. Layer, located in the lower terrain of the basin with water accumulation position.

Traders on the ancient Silk Road dug many ancient wells when they passed through the Taklimakan Desert, and they are still in use today. They are also called the life station in the desert by the locals.

According to the planned forward route, during this time period, I should arrive at the first ancient well for water intake.

However, the thing I was most worried about happened. The yellow sand or the storm covered the ancient well without leaving a trace. Now I can't find its location. "

"so what should I do now?"

"Master Chu, is it going to be cold?"

Hearing what Chu An said, the hearts of the audience couldn't help but hang with him. At the same time, there was still a glimmer of hope in their hearts, hoping that he could turn decay into miracles like the previous few times when he faced life and death crises.

Chu An raised his head, drank the last sip of water in the kettle, shook the kettle, a few drops of water moistened his chapped lips.

There was a wry smile on his face: "This method is actually very common. Most people are in middle school, and even in elementary school, they have heard teachers say..."

"Could it be~~~"

Without waiting for the audience to respond,
Chu An nodded fiercely, and said, "That's right, just drink your own urine. Before your body is too dehydrated and your urine hasn't turned yellow, drink it, and you can delay it for a few more hours." Life, let me have enough physical strength to find the next place with water."

The voice fell,

The barrage in the live broadcast room was blank for several seconds, and then exploded.

"........."

"????"

"It's me, did you hear me wrong?"

"Just now, what did the anchor say?"

"Fuck, Master Chu, you won't come for real, will you?"

next moment,
While the audience was talking, Chu An used his actual actions to tell them that you heard me right.

He turned around, turned his back to the camera, and in front of millions of viewers, unbuttoned his belt and aimed at the spout of the kettle.

The sound of sizzling water,

Especially loud at this moment.

"Shocked! He did this to millions of people."

"Super tube, super tube, come on, porn anchor, I want a stone hammer."

"Master Chu, I respect you for being a man!"

"Black fans instantly turn brainless fans."

"Master Chu, awesome!"

"Master Chu, awesome (broken sound)"

in the mean time,

There have been several strange cases across the country.

The father at home, or someone from the grandfather's generation, rubbed his son's (grandson's) tablet phone to watch Chu'an's live broadcast.

Seeing this scene, without further ado, he took out his bank card, slapped it on the table, and shouted at his son (grandson) excitedly: "Take the money and pay for the gift!

To watch live broadcasts, you have to watch this kind of live broadcast, which is inspirational, meaningful, and you can learn a lot of things.

Just look at those who show their flesh and thighs, they are only for a dick, so what's the use. "

more than this,
Seeing those who don’t brush gifts, just slap and call, “Watching a live broadcast is like reading a novel, and you don’t even vote for some free recommendation votes. What’s the difference between that and a white girl vote?”

.........

I did not say,
didn't say anything,

I won't admit it even if I beat you to death

╮(￣⊿￣“)╭

(End of this chapter)