crazy live

Chapter 72

After urinating, Chu An shivered, habitually took a look at the water bottle, and sniffed it with the tip of his nose, his frowning suddenly eased.

He said cheerfully, "Fortunately, there is not too much peculiar smell, and the color is not too dark."

"God, there is no peculiar smell..."

"God, the color is not too dark..."

"Master Chu, the image of a male god in my heart has collapsed..."

"The image of a tough guy and a macho is rising."

"Damn, you are electricity, you are light, you are my only male god."

"It's so disgusting, I want to be popular and crazy, drinking urine in front of so many people."

"It's hype, it's all hype. This guy will never drink. If you make me drink urine, I might as well die."

Looking at these bullet screens,
Chu An frowned slightly: "In the face of life and death, nothing else matters, if there is a way, I will not choose to drink urine.

Perhaps in the eyes of many people, drinking urine is a very disgusting thing.

Actually otherwise, even the living water in the river has a lot of bacteria in it.

If a person has no water source in the wild, the urine that has not turned yellow is undoubtedly the cleanest water source, and its cleanliness is comparable to pure water. "

"Master Chu, just deliver the big gift bag on the plane, don't bother with this scum. If it's a matter of life and death, let alone urinating, Xiang can still eat clean."

"Support Master Chu, drink urine~"

"Drink urine +1"

"+1008612"

Chu An shook his head lightly, sighed: "You guys are really watching the fun and not afraid of big things.

If I could, I wouldn't drink it either. I just kept it as a backup water resource so that it wouldn't turn yellow after a long time. At that time, I couldn't even drink it. "

After speaking,
Chu An didn't pay any attention to them.

Walking in the desert under this scorching sun, since he entered the desert, his body has been slightly dehydrated. In this situation, he is no longer allowed to waste any more saliva.

Chu An picked up the backpack, put it on his buttocks, slid down from the sand dune, and found a place that was relatively shady, without the sun shining on the corner.

"The water source is insufficient, the temperature is too high now, and the distance to the next water collection point is too far. I am going to take a rest and wait until the sun is less in the afternoon before setting off."

Chu An found a place at random, and he didn't think it was dirty.

He lay quietly on the yellow sand, stretched his waist, closed his eyes for a nap, and at the same time said to the camera: "Little Misty, are you there?"

at this time,

Hami Hotel.

Xie Mengmeng changed into her pajamas, turned on the air conditioner, hugged her laptop, lay on the big soft bed, ate potato chips, and watched live broadcasts and Korean dramas.

She couldn't help secretly giving a thumbs up: This public expense is really cool!
Suddenly, Chu An seemed to be in the video, calling who?
Little confused?
Who are you calling?

Could it be that there was another person who entered the desert with him?
Not scientific!

When I sent him off, there was obviously no one there!
Could it be the hell?

Xie Mengmeng thought to herself.

"If you don't go to the mic again, just squeak, believe it or not, I'll fire you right away!" Chu An said bluntly.

familiar voice,
familiar routine,
A familiar threat.

Xie Mengmeng was startled suddenly, Xiao Mifu was calling her, and she didn't even swallow the potato chips, so she immediately opened the live broadcast room and activated super authority to mic.

She felt aggrieved and said, "Squeak~~~Brother An, I'm here, don't fire me."

"Wow, could it be that I'm hallucinating? How can there be a young lady's voice?"

"So sweet, I feel in love."

"The angle of the drone is [-] meters, and there is no one person. This young lady may be Master Chu's logistics assistant."

"Heh... you're the smart one~"

"Upstairs upstairs is an honest man, everyone come and bully him."

Hearing this, Chu An opened his eyes, and said viciously, "It took so long to respond, are you sleeping late?"

click~~
With a crisp sound,

This is the sound of potato chips cracking.

Xie Mengmeng responded with a guilty conscience: "No, I just didn't recover for a while."

Chu An said lightly: "I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language."

Xie Mengmeng: "Okay, I'm eating potato chips and watching Korean dramas, boss, I've already confessed, please forgive me..."

Chu An was furious: "Does your conscience hurt? The boss is killing people outside, and you are worried at all? Are you still in the mood to eat potato chips and watch Korean dramas? Don't say anything, and deduct 200 yuan from your salary first. "

"Boom~~Boss, don't~"

"Don't pretend, put another 500."

"Okay, boss, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm guilty, I repent."

"Well, that's about the same. What brand of Korean drama do you watch?"

"You from Groundhog Planet."

Chu An asked calmly: "Is the hero in it more handsome than me?"

This is a proposition. After thinking about it for 0.5 seconds, Xie Mengmeng covered her conscience and said, "Boss, you are the most handsome."

"Well, yes, I finally told the truth."

Chu An nodded in satisfaction, and then gave her a task: "I'll take a rest first, you cut my picture to the lower left corner, and then take them to play."

"what?"

Xie Mengmeng was stunned, and Daimeng asked: "What are you playing, but I don't know how to play games."

Chu An closed his eyes again, and responded impatiently: "Anything is fine, eat chicken, LOL, if you really can't do it, you can also fight the landlord."

Xie Mengmeng waved her little arm happily: "Doudizhu, I will."

"Then let's broadcast Fight the Landlord live."

then,

An extremely strange picture appeared in the live broadcast room.

More than 800 million people watched Happy Fighting the Landlord online.

And it's still the kind that gives 4 times a day, and the number is changed after losing.

.........

On the other side, in the lower left corner of the video, Chu An pretended to close his eyes and take a nap, but his mind sank into the system and asked Fat Yu.

"Fat Yu, why is this mission still released?"

This made Chu An very curious. He had posted missions in Shennongjia before, but this time he has been in the desert for so long, and there is no sound at all. Could it be that he entered a fake desert?

Fat Yu immediately responded: "Boss, your novice period has passed smoothly, and there will be no extra rewards delivered to your door in the future."

"Why?"

Chu An's flames of complaints were blazing: "Are you kidding me? What kind of system is this? After issuing a mission, it will be scrapped immediately?"

"Boss, listen to Ben Yu and speak slowly."

Fat Fish responded again: "The existence of the system is to assist and supervise.

Now, Boss, you like this kind of adventure very much, even obsessed with it, so it makes no difference whether it is released or not.

Could it be that if the system doesn't issue tasks, you won't take risks in the future? "

Ok,
It makes sense.

Chu An first nodded in agreement, and then came back to his senses with an indignant expression on his face, which made sense, but the good extra rewards are gone?
He asked resentfully: "Is there any prestige achievement?"

Fat Yu heard the boss's bad tone, and hurriedly laughed with him: "There are some, there are still some, and the achievement rewards have become more generous.

1000, 2000, 5000 million...

and so on. "

"That's more or less."

Chu An glanced at the reputation value (352/833 million) before falling asleep gently.

Although the prestige value achievement is a bit difficult, there is always something to look forward to. He is quite looking forward to the achievement of the tens of millions mark. What rewards will there be.

After all, the first few rewards are quite generous.

(End of this chapter)