crazy live

Chapter 84

"I'm Chu Niubi~~"

"A knowledgeable, walking encyclopedia."

"Mommy, this craftsmanship is really against the sky."

"Dozens or even hundreds of carving knives can't make a beautiful pillar, but you can play with a wild saber, cowhide and cowhide~~ can't be provoked, can't be provoked~"

The audience also had a great time watching it, and they learned something new, and they will have more to talk about when chatting with classmates and colleagues in the future.

Chu An took a deep breath, blowing off the sawdust and bamboo chips on it, tried the size of the squatting animal bottle cap, and modified it a little, smiled at the camera: "It's time to start making a cloud board, which is two auspicious clouds , representing stability and peace.”

quickly,

The two auspicious clouds were also built, and a cloud plate was inserted on the top of the Chinese watch, and the two sides were aligned. Chu An held up the finished Chinese watch pillar and showed off to the audience: "How is it? Is it okay?"

"666..."

"Stop 666, it should be 999 in Master Chu's place..."

"6 turned over?"

"I'm Chu, cow beep~~ (broken sound)"

"My daughter-in-law asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard. I said, I was watching Master Chu's live broadcast. This is the basic configuration. She slapped me backhand and scolded me for being worthless. When she took a look, I knelt and rubbed The board is broken, and the position on the keyboard was taken by her."

"23333..."

This is the first time people have seen the one-meter-long Pocket Huabiao Pillar. It has an octagonal turquoise body, and a coiled dragon coiled on it, covered with auspicious clouds, is vivid. People have a solemn and heavy feeling, as if the Huabiao of TAM, which is far away in the capital, is close in front of us.

"Master Chu, please make a price, I really like this thing." Love to eat big watermelon x 66 super rocket
"Thank you for the super fire of the big watermelon."

Chu An smiled brightly, and said cheerfully, "I'm sorry, I don't plan to sell this item."

When the audience was disappointed, he said again: "If I can walk out of the desert alive, this Huabiao giant dragon bamboo kettle will be given away in a barrage lottery. Thank you for your support."

As soon as the voice fell, there was cheering, and the screen was full of "Wo Chu, Niubi", "Wo Chu, Daqi".

Seeing this scene, Chu An really couldn't bear to hit them. The probability is one in ten million. With such luck, he might as well buy a lottery ticket.

A cool wind blows,

Chu An couldn't help shivering, put on the clothes hanging on the side, and then went to pick up firewood, put a few big firewood into the campfire, and murmured: "It should be enough to burn until tomorrow morning, tonight this comfortable Sleeping conditions, I really don’t want to get up in the middle of the night to add firewood.”

The night sky is full of stars, and it is suspected that the nine-day Milky Way has fallen into the world, covered with a layer of light silver armor, and the golden sand and silver lights meet together, which is so beautiful and intoxicating.

"Guys, how about we go have some fun tonight...tonight?"

Just as he was about to say the concluding remarks and turn off the live broadcast, Chu An suddenly discovered that the prestige value of 312/993 million, and the achievement reward of the tens of millions mark, was just around the corner.

If you don't kick in, you will definitely not be able to sleep at night. For the sake of sleep quality, Chu An decided to go out and spend 7 reputation points and come back.

"It's rare."

"Sing."

"Room rounds."

"Watch the ball."

On the barrage, everyone has their own opinions, and there is no unified opinion at all.

He climbed onto the hammock with the little sand cat in his arms, leaned against the tree, and let the little cat step on his belly, bouncing up and down, having fun, meow~~
It feels good to be the host, you can eat, drink, and play, so happy~~~
Chu An put his arm behind his head, then summoned the drone, skillfully flipped open the back, opened the tablet, rubbed his chin and muttered, "What should I do?"

A thought suddenly popped up: Chen Chudan, prestige koi~~~
Chu An couldn't help asking: "Hey, who of you knows where Sister Dan has gone?"

He entered the Doulong platform from the website and searched for Chen Chudan's room number, but got a 404 room number.

"I know I know."

"Dan Ma Ma, she has changed jobs, and she hasn't broadcast live for several days."

"@陈世丹, if you are here, let me know~~"

Chen Chudan: "Squeak~~~(へ╬)"

"Damn, peeping and following again, 6666..."

again?
Good use of this word!
Chu An frowned slightly and asked, "Sister Dan, why did you change jobs? When did it happen?"

Chen Chudan: "Yesterday, wasn't it your advice to me?"

"Ah~~·"

Chu An sneered: "Forgot, why isn't it live broadcasting now?"

Chen Chudan: "I'm preparing for the platform rookie audition. Why are you looking for me?"

Chu An paused and said, "The audience wants to hear you sing "Itch."

The audience rolled their eyes and said: We will not take the blame.

Chen Chudan sent: Super Rocket x100
""We want to listen to the male version (itch)~~~""

"Wow, there is also a male version of "Itch"? It's so explosive?"

"I won't watch the game anymore, and I won't make room rounds. We want to listen to the male version of "Itch."

"We want to listen to the male version of "Itch""

"To listen +1"

"Listen +2"

"Listen to +666666~"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was unprecedentedly unified, and all of them had to listen to the song "Itch" by Chu An.

Did he dig a hole and bury himself?
Chu An couldn't help but smile: "Sister Dan, you have a good rhythm!"

Chen Chudan: "What rhythm QAQ, I don't understand."

Oh, woman~
Seeing that the prestige value is still about 5 to reach the [-] million mark, let alone singing "Itch", Chu An himself is itching to death.

He confirmed again and again, with a serious tone: "Do you really want to listen? The three views are broken, and I don't guarantee it."

"Listen~~~"

Once "Itch" was released, it became the leader of the number one love song in China. So far, no boy can sing the charm of the song. Now that the original creator is about to speak, the audience has spread the word and told their little friends to come. Onlookers.

For a time, the number of online users exceeded 1010 million.

This is already pushing Liangshan, riding a tiger is hard to get off.

"This is your own choice!"

Chu An showed a sneer, snapped his fingers, and said, "Fat Yu, play a tune~"

She is a swipe of the setting sun,
Who knows how to appreciate~~appreciate...

"Fuck, is this the voice of Master Chu?"

"Fairy but not coquettish, tough man also has tenderness, hard and soft, and it is another series of forgetting the original song."

"Mom, I'm a little dick~~"

"Looking forward to the climax of the chorus~~~"

"High energy strikes ahead~"

Come on, be happy, have a lot of time anyway
Come on, love, there is a lot of foolishness anyway
Come, wander, and have a lot of directions anyway
Come on, pretend, anyway, there is a lot of scenery
There is a precedent for boys singing "Itch" in that world, and at the same time, a saying was born: When a man flirts, there is basically nothing wrong with women.

"Fuck~"

"Fuck~"

"Mommy, this is my knee for the rest of my life, please take care of me."

"Male voice, can it sound so nice? You're blushing~~"

"I'm a man, the kind of straight man of steel~"

"Xuan Mo Bao Bao: Besides Master Chu, who has just become the number one wrench in the national service?"

ah~~itch~~~~~
The song is over.

Chu An glanced at the prestige value, enough, and shouted: "Everyone, this is the end of today's live broadcast, see you tomorrow..."

The live broadcast was shut down in an instant, leaving only "666" full of screens. As salted fish, they could only deduct 666 to express their shock.

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Thanks: (Stranger) 1988 Book Coin
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