Shenhao started as a rent collector

Chapter 711 A Girl

The aunt continued, the reason why she has a deep impression on the Accord man.

For one thing, it's definitely a coincidence that the Accord guy actually added her two trumpets, swearing at the light bulb.

On the other hand, the Accord man is very good at licking. Every time he chats, he licks until my aunt's hairs stand on end.

For this reason, can you not be impressed?

It's all down to the bone.

Just fell asleep at night without nightmares.

After Zhang Mu listened, "..."

To be able to lick the fat woman until her hairs stand on end, it's just that she didn't have a nightmare at night.

How much can this be licked?

There is a picture in my mind.

But having said that, this buddy is also unlucky.

I thought that I would hang two fish at once, that is, step on two boats, but I never thought that I would meet the same liar.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that the guy who drives a taxi is not the worst.

Zhang Mu suddenly couldn't help laughing.

Suddenly remembered a sentence that was popular on the Internet before:

I thought the rental guy was invincible, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than him. Whose general is this?
"Which two trumpets are you using?" At this moment, one of the policemen, Shu Shu, said in a low voice.

For one thing, this case is extensive and all victims need to be notified.

Secondly, out of curiosity, the policeman also wanted to know what kind of person could lick the fat woman in her 40s so that her hairs stood on end.

My aunt took the phone and carefully logged into a small account.

"Comrade police, this, this is one of them."

The WeChat avatar of this account, as well as Moments, all disguised themselves as flight attendants.

The policeman Suo Mi got the phone again and clicked on the chat history.

Zhang Mu had nothing to do, so he came over to open his eyes.

result--

wow, my eyes~
I saw that this chat record is even more disgusting than the disgusting mother opening the door to the disgusting.

Fragment 1:

Accord man: "Goddess, I have good news and bad news for you."

Stewardess: "Let's start with the bad news."

Accord man: "I accidentally rolled down the stairs today and broke my leg."

Airline stewardess:"……"

Stewardess: "What's the good news?"

Ya Ge Man: "Fortunately, it was the leg that was broken, but luckily it wasn't the hand, otherwise I wouldn't be able to send you messages."

Airline stewardess:"……"

Fragment 2:

Ya Ge Man: "Goddess, I'm going to eat."

Stewardess: "Oh!"

Accord man: "Do you know what I eat?"

The flight attendant didn't return for half an hour.

Ya Geman asked himself and answered, "The food is to make you submit obediently."

12 hours later, the stewardess; "..."

Ya Ge Man: "Goddess, it's 12 o'clock at night, I'm going to work the night shift, do you know what shift I'm on?"

Airline stewardess:"?"

Ya Ge Man: "It's not ordinary to love you!"

Airline stewardess:"……"

Fragment 3:

Ya Ge Man: "Goddess, you don't seem to have ever said the word love to me."

Airline stewardess:"……"

Accord man: "No, no, yes, you have said it."

Stewardess: "Is there?"

Ya Ge Man: "Yes, I just searched for the keyword love, and there is indeed one in the chat history."

"Tell me, can you sign up for iQIYI membership for you?"

Airline stewardess;"……"

Fragment 4.
No no no stop!

Even if the policeman's ability to bear it is excellent, after watching three episodes, he can't watch it anymore.

"Brother, are you still watching?"

The police officer Shu Shu handed the mobile phone to Zhang Mu, signaling to the latter to please feel free.

Zhang Mu; "..."

His head turned into a rattle, and if he looked at it any further, he would almost vomit blood on the spot.

I have to say, I am really convinced by this Accord man, with capital letters, and Li Jufu's.

Chasing a girl is so humble.

No wonder the fat woman's hair stood up after being licked, this licking skill is simply shocking and weeping ghosts and gods.

only--

If Accord Man knew that the two goddesses he licked were actually the same person.

And this person is a 40-year-old fat woman.

I don't know if he would choose to commit seppuku on the spot!
"Young man, help me use this account, notify the victim, ask him to come to the police station to make a statement, and then see if you can help him recover the stolen money."

The police officer Shu Shu immediately handed over the heavy responsibility to Zhang Mu.

The latter saluted, "Promise to complete the task."

Afterwards, he used the flight attendant's WeChat account to send a message to Yageman:
"exist?"

The Accord man replied in seconds: "Yes, smiling face jpg~"

"The goddess is looking for me, I am online 24 hours a day."

The entry-level dog licking, the first thing to do is to reply to the goddess' information in seconds.

As an experienced dog licker, Accord Man naturally wouldn't make such a low-level mistake.

Zhang Mu: "..."

I thought this Accord man was a dog in his previous life, and he was too good at licking.

Suppressing the goosebumps all over her body, without talking nonsense, she directly initiated a video call invitation.

Hey, I just hope this Accord man can hold on.

Da la da la, da la da la~
……

On the other side, the underground parking lot of a certain hotel.

Earlier, Xiaomei, the daughter of a relative, told everyone to stay and see what kind of car Lu Mengyao drove to pick up Lu's parents and Lu's mother.

Huh, battery car?
Or shared bikes.

The worst thing is to have a tricycle.

Otherwise, how could a family of three be able to sit down? You can't have one person running behind, right?

Wow haha! ! !
It's very funny just by brainstorming the picture~
It is particularly joyful.

Sitting in the co-pilot of her boyfriend's Accord, Xiaomei was about to burst into tears.

Suddenly, there was a beep.

A harsh horn sounded from behind.

Xiaomei was taken aback, and when she turned around, she was about to scold the other party for her quality, and why did she honk in broad daylight.

result--

I saw a Ferrari 812 coming from behind, and the license plate was still super awesome with 5 8.
Xiaomei almost didn't pee in fright, and quickly covered her mouth with her hands.

Don't talk about it, you just don't dare to fart.

At the same time, she was still carefully observing the people in the Ferrari.

Will he be a handsome little brother?

It doesn't matter if you're not handsome.

Even if it's not a little brother, but an uncle, or even an uncle, it doesn't matter.

As long as the other party likes her, she doesn't mind anything, she definitely dumped this Accord boyfriend immediately, and then ran over to sit in the co-pilot of a Ferrari 812.

Ran goose-

Wait for the Ferrari 812 to stop.

A beautiful figure got out of the car.

Xiaomei: "?????"

The expression is like eating shit.

It's still the kind of feces that have been constipated for ten days and a half months.

Because the person who got off the car was not the little brother, nor the uncle, nor the uncle.

It turned out to be a girl.

The point is, she still knows this girl.

It was Lu Mengyao, the daughter of Lu's father and Lu's mother.

I set you monkey!

Didn't it mean that Lu Mengyao rides a small battery to and from get off work every day?
Why are you here now, driving a Ferrari 812?
(End of this chapter)