Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 712
Chapter 712
Xiaomei's expression is not as ugly as eating shit.
Originally, she wanted to use her boyfriend's Accord to humiliate Lu Mengyao.
result--
They drive a Ferrari.
humiliation?
Who humiliated whom!
Xiaomei's whole face turned green.
Xiaomei's mother was also taken aback, and also did not expect that Lu Mengyao would come by car.
The agreed battery car?Sharing bikes?What about tricycles?
How could this make me continue to slap myself in the face?
but--
After all, she is a woman with long hair and short knowledge, so she doesn't know what a Ferrari is.
I just think this car logo is a cow, which is weird and gaudy.
I don't know if there is 10 yuan.
Furthermore, the Ferrari 812 can only seat two people.
And the Accord of my future son-in-law may seat five people.
Which car is more awesome?
Needless to say.
Xiaomei's mother immediately coughed, and said with a serious face: "Don't think that it's great to drive four wheels, so what about four wheels, it's not just for two people."
"I'm afraid your car is not half as expensive as my boyfriend's Accord?"
After all, the Accord sedan can seat five people, while the Ferrari 812 can only seat two.
2, less than half of 5.
Xiaomei's mother felt that there was nothing wrong with this calculation.
But others.
Xiaomei; "..."
Accord man: "..."
Other relatives: "..."
Everyone's faces were dumbfounded, nothing but dumbfounded.
Especially Xiaomei, who wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Mom, can you stop embarrassing yourself here?
Xiaomei's whole body was numb. She bit her bullet and tried to drag her mother away.
I never thought that Xiaomei's mother would not be happy, took Xiaomei's hand, and said triumphantly: "Xiaomei, you told me last time, how much is your boyfriend's Accord? 20, or 21?"
"And Lu Mengyao's car can seat two people. To put it bluntly, it's a battery car with a puff. It shouldn't cost 10 yuan, right?"
"Come on, use your mobile phone to Baidu, and then tell everyone."
Xiaomei's mother continued to talk more and more vigorously, frothing all over the mouth.
Xiaomei: "..."
I have the heart to want to die.
This is so shameful that my mother opened the door for shame, it's so shameful.
But no, if you can't pretend to be coercive, you will be slapped in the face.
The relatives who stayed to watch the fun were just holding back their laughter.
As a result, Xiaomei's mother made such a fuss, I'm sorry, I really can't hold back.
Haha, hahaha~
Many relatives covered their stomachs and laughed with tears.
There is no doubt that if the matter ends like this, Xiaomei and Xiaomei's family will become the laughing stock of the entire circle of relatives.
In the next ten or even 20 years of family gatherings, as long as you see them once, you will laugh once.
Fortunately-
Xiaomei suddenly remembered something.
Isn't this Lu Mengyao working in a Ferrari 4S shop?
Then it should be easy for her to borrow the company's car for a drive, right?
That's right, I used to ride a battery car to and from get off work, going in the wind and rain, why did I drive a multimillion-dollar sports car in a blink of an eye?
So there must be something tricky here.
It also means that this car does not belong to Lu Mengyao at all.
She must have borrowed a car to pretend to be aggressive.
Thinking of this, Xiaomei only felt that she came back to life in an instant, and her breathing was very smooth.
"Honey, don't you have a classmate who happens to work in the Ferrari 4S store, so you can make a phone call and ask, who is the owner of this Ferrari with 5 and 8?"
Xiaomei deliberately raised several decibels when speaking to attract the relatives' attention.
What?
Is it possible that this car does not belong to Lu Mengyao?
That's right, I didn't hear that the old Lu's family got rich. It's really unrealistic to arrange for these several million sports cars.
Suddenly, the relatives looked at Lu Mengyao with a little strange look in their eyes again.
Lu Mengyao felt like sitting on pins and needles.
I was so busy rushing over to rescue my parents, I didn't think about anything else at all.
If the truth is exposed now, making relatives mistakenly think that they borrowed someone else's Ferrari 812 to pretend to be aggressive, then it will be over.
It is conceivable that I made my parents even more ashamed~
don't~
Lu Mengyao's face was pale, and her palms were covered with cold sweat.
Seeing this, Xiao Mei was very happy, and with a loud voice, she hurriedly asked Accord Man to call his classmates who work in the Ferrari 4S shop, and couldn't wait to expose Lu Mengyao.
Can--
"Honey?"
"Huh? Honey, what are you doing?"
He yelled several times in a row, but the Accord man didn't respond at all.
Xiaomei: "?????"
Suddenly it's embarrassing!
Immediately walked over and knocked on the window.
"Honey, what are you doing? I called you, didn't you hear me?"
Unexpectedly—
It's all like this, but the Accord man still didn't respond.
Continue to hold the mobile phone and chat cheerfully.
Xiaomei became furious immediately, and snatched Yageman's cell phone.
It depends on who you are chatting with.
Turns out, good guy.
How dare you chat with other girls in front of my old lady?
No, to be precise, it's not chatting, but licking other girls.
"Asshole, who is this woman?"
Xiaomei lost control of her emotions and asked loudly.
"She's a stewardess, she's my goddess, bring me your phone, get the fuck out of here."
The Accord man got out of the car, snatched the phone arbitrarily, and then pushed Xiaomei away.
Also at this time, da la da la, da la da la...
Wechat video invitation from the goddess.
The Ya Ge man's whole body trembled, he was so excited that he jumped up and down on the spot. After waiting for a long time, he finally waited until today.
Goddess, finally willing to video with herself.
And it was also a video call invitation from the goddess.
What does this mean?
It means that the goddess must have me in her heart.
Ya Geman bit his tongue immediately, trying to calm himself down, then quickly clicked on the WeChat video call, took a deep breath, and breathed again, trying to make his face as handsome as possible.
However, no matter how he breathes or how he adjusts, all he sees in the video is a wretched face.
But do these matter?
Obviously not important.
It's not like I haven't sent my photos to the goddess before. If the goddess is a beauty controler, she definitely wouldn't take the initiative to send a WeChat video invitation.
Now that I sent it, it means that the goddess may still like this rather wretched face of hers~
I comforted myself.
The Accord man immediately entered the infatuation mode, and said in an eloquent voice:
"Goddess, I'm so happy, you're finally willing to video with me."
"You know, I've been waiting for this day for a long, long time."
"Goddess, you can't imagine how I feel right now..."
nagging~
More than 100 words are omitted here.
As expected of a senior licking dog, he can lick hundreds of words with his mouth open.
"Ok?"
After licking, the Accord man found out.
"Goddess, why is there no picture on your side, didn't you turn on the camera?"
"Oh, that's right, I forgot to turn on the camera, so I'll turn it on now." Zhang Mu's voice came from the video, holding back for a long time, but he didn't laugh out loud.
Accord man: "?????"
What is a man's voice?
Damn it, no.
His goddess is a big guy who picks his feet?
(End of this chapter)
Xiaomei's expression is not as ugly as eating shit.
Originally, she wanted to use her boyfriend's Accord to humiliate Lu Mengyao.
result--
They drive a Ferrari.
humiliation?
Who humiliated whom!
Xiaomei's whole face turned green.
Xiaomei's mother was also taken aback, and also did not expect that Lu Mengyao would come by car.
The agreed battery car?Sharing bikes?What about tricycles?
How could this make me continue to slap myself in the face?
but--
After all, she is a woman with long hair and short knowledge, so she doesn't know what a Ferrari is.
I just think this car logo is a cow, which is weird and gaudy.
I don't know if there is 10 yuan.
Furthermore, the Ferrari 812 can only seat two people.
And the Accord of my future son-in-law may seat five people.
Which car is more awesome?
Needless to say.
Xiaomei's mother immediately coughed, and said with a serious face: "Don't think that it's great to drive four wheels, so what about four wheels, it's not just for two people."
"I'm afraid your car is not half as expensive as my boyfriend's Accord?"
After all, the Accord sedan can seat five people, while the Ferrari 812 can only seat two.
2, less than half of 5.
Xiaomei's mother felt that there was nothing wrong with this calculation.
But others.
Xiaomei; "..."
Accord man: "..."
Other relatives: "..."
Everyone's faces were dumbfounded, nothing but dumbfounded.
Especially Xiaomei, who wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.
Mom, can you stop embarrassing yourself here?
Xiaomei's whole body was numb. She bit her bullet and tried to drag her mother away.
I never thought that Xiaomei's mother would not be happy, took Xiaomei's hand, and said triumphantly: "Xiaomei, you told me last time, how much is your boyfriend's Accord? 20, or 21?"
"And Lu Mengyao's car can seat two people. To put it bluntly, it's a battery car with a puff. It shouldn't cost 10 yuan, right?"
"Come on, use your mobile phone to Baidu, and then tell everyone."
Xiaomei's mother continued to talk more and more vigorously, frothing all over the mouth.
Xiaomei: "..."
I have the heart to want to die.
This is so shameful that my mother opened the door for shame, it's so shameful.
But no, if you can't pretend to be coercive, you will be slapped in the face.
The relatives who stayed to watch the fun were just holding back their laughter.
As a result, Xiaomei's mother made such a fuss, I'm sorry, I really can't hold back.
Haha, hahaha~
Many relatives covered their stomachs and laughed with tears.
There is no doubt that if the matter ends like this, Xiaomei and Xiaomei's family will become the laughing stock of the entire circle of relatives.
In the next ten or even 20 years of family gatherings, as long as you see them once, you will laugh once.
Fortunately-
Xiaomei suddenly remembered something.
Isn't this Lu Mengyao working in a Ferrari 4S shop?
Then it should be easy for her to borrow the company's car for a drive, right?
That's right, I used to ride a battery car to and from get off work, going in the wind and rain, why did I drive a multimillion-dollar sports car in a blink of an eye?
So there must be something tricky here.
It also means that this car does not belong to Lu Mengyao at all.
She must have borrowed a car to pretend to be aggressive.
Thinking of this, Xiaomei only felt that she came back to life in an instant, and her breathing was very smooth.
"Honey, don't you have a classmate who happens to work in the Ferrari 4S store, so you can make a phone call and ask, who is the owner of this Ferrari with 5 and 8?"
Xiaomei deliberately raised several decibels when speaking to attract the relatives' attention.
What?
Is it possible that this car does not belong to Lu Mengyao?
That's right, I didn't hear that the old Lu's family got rich. It's really unrealistic to arrange for these several million sports cars.
Suddenly, the relatives looked at Lu Mengyao with a little strange look in their eyes again.
Lu Mengyao felt like sitting on pins and needles.
I was so busy rushing over to rescue my parents, I didn't think about anything else at all.
If the truth is exposed now, making relatives mistakenly think that they borrowed someone else's Ferrari 812 to pretend to be aggressive, then it will be over.
It is conceivable that I made my parents even more ashamed~
don't~
Lu Mengyao's face was pale, and her palms were covered with cold sweat.
Seeing this, Xiao Mei was very happy, and with a loud voice, she hurriedly asked Accord Man to call his classmates who work in the Ferrari 4S shop, and couldn't wait to expose Lu Mengyao.
Can--
"Honey?"
"Huh? Honey, what are you doing?"
He yelled several times in a row, but the Accord man didn't respond at all.
Xiaomei: "?????"
Suddenly it's embarrassing!
Immediately walked over and knocked on the window.
"Honey, what are you doing? I called you, didn't you hear me?"
Unexpectedly—
It's all like this, but the Accord man still didn't respond.
Continue to hold the mobile phone and chat cheerfully.
Xiaomei became furious immediately, and snatched Yageman's cell phone.
It depends on who you are chatting with.
Turns out, good guy.
How dare you chat with other girls in front of my old lady?
No, to be precise, it's not chatting, but licking other girls.
"Asshole, who is this woman?"
Xiaomei lost control of her emotions and asked loudly.
"She's a stewardess, she's my goddess, bring me your phone, get the fuck out of here."
The Accord man got out of the car, snatched the phone arbitrarily, and then pushed Xiaomei away.
Also at this time, da la da la, da la da la...
Wechat video invitation from the goddess.
The Ya Ge man's whole body trembled, he was so excited that he jumped up and down on the spot. After waiting for a long time, he finally waited until today.
Goddess, finally willing to video with herself.
And it was also a video call invitation from the goddess.
What does this mean?
It means that the goddess must have me in her heart.
Ya Geman bit his tongue immediately, trying to calm himself down, then quickly clicked on the WeChat video call, took a deep breath, and breathed again, trying to make his face as handsome as possible.
However, no matter how he breathes or how he adjusts, all he sees in the video is a wretched face.
But do these matter?
Obviously not important.
It's not like I haven't sent my photos to the goddess before. If the goddess is a beauty controler, she definitely wouldn't take the initiative to send a WeChat video invitation.
Now that I sent it, it means that the goddess may still like this rather wretched face of hers~
I comforted myself.
The Accord man immediately entered the infatuation mode, and said in an eloquent voice:
"Goddess, I'm so happy, you're finally willing to video with me."
"You know, I've been waiting for this day for a long, long time."
"Goddess, you can't imagine how I feel right now..."
nagging~
More than 100 words are omitted here.
As expected of a senior licking dog, he can lick hundreds of words with his mouth open.
"Ok?"
After licking, the Accord man found out.
"Goddess, why is there no picture on your side, didn't you turn on the camera?"
"Oh, that's right, I forgot to turn on the camera, so I'll turn it on now." Zhang Mu's voice came from the video, holding back for a long time, but he didn't laugh out loud.
Accord man: "?????"
What is a man's voice?
Damn it, no.
His goddess is a big guy who picks his feet?
(End of this chapter)
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