Opening up to the entertainment industry

Chapter 1
When everyone saw Yang Zhi fell down, they all looked at him.

Brother Zhang said flatly: "The acting hasn't started yet, what are you in a hurry for?"

"I..." Yang Zhi got up, looked at the old man and said, "Hey, sir, at such an old age, you really want to give up your life just for a trick?"

Brother Zhang pushed his glasses and said, "The acting was good, then you should come too, it's just one more person."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, and the rest followed suit.
what's the situation?
Yang Zhi was confused again, why couldn't he keep up with their rhythm?
Has the old man done nothing?How did you act so well?

The old man looked at Yang Zhi's puzzled look, and proudly whispered into his ear:

"Young man, is it your first time to be an actor? Or are you not familiar with the crew? This director specializes in shooting comedies, and the director Feng Dalei created the nonsensical mode. The more nonsensical you are, the easier it is to be selected. It's a good one, and it might even be chosen as the leading role!"

"No sense?"

Yang Zhi thinks of Zhou Xingchi's movie, it is really funny without any logic.

For example, in (Variety Star), was blown into pieces, only one mouth can still speak, or like a flower...

It's just nonsensical that you need to self-mutilate, hello?
The old man looked at Yang Zhi's confused expression, and patiently explained:
"Hey, those guys are also ghosts. Do you think they are really hurting themselves? That's called thunder and rain, understand?"

"Acting again?"

Yang Zhi took a closer look, and sure enough:

The man who slapped was behind him, and kept patting the back of his hand with his palm, making a crackling sound.This reminded Yang Zhi of a massage technique, that is, the sound of patting is loud, but there is no pain at all;

The man who beat himself so badly that his nose bleeds quietly put a bottle of red medicine into his pocket;

The person who punched himself into panda eyes is wiping the dye on his hands;
The person who hit the wall followed behind everyone as if nothing had happened...

These are all movie kings!

Before Yang Zhi could figure it out, a group of people were brought in.

Not long after, he arrived at a shooting location. Yang Zhi looked around and found that the shooting style was ancient.

You can tell by looking at the actors who have put on makeup all around, they are all wearing long gowns and holding swords.

Brother Zhang, the man with glasses, had just brought him in, when he saw a man about forty years old, thin, somewhat wretched, wearing a peaked cap, with slightly dark skin, and shouted at Brother Zhang with glasses:

"Zhang Lei, have you found all the extras? How's the quality?"

"Director Feng, don't worry, these people are very dedicated to their work. And there are veteran actors, so there must be no problem!" Zhang Lei replied immediately.

Yang Zhi wanted to complain again, acting as a corpse also requires dedication and veteran skills?
Well, hold back and let's talk after we get this box of lunch.

Director Feng said with satisfaction: "Okay, let them change their clothes. After changing, tell them about the plot."

After speaking, he left and ordered the rest to do things.

Zhang Lei immediately took Yang Zhi and the others to change clothes. While changing clothes, he said:
"The name of our TV program is "Sculpture Boy". It tells the story of a boy who met and grew up with a sculpture. Later, you will play a group of bandits who were killed by the sculpture. Leave one person to say a line, and the rest can just stand up."

After listening to the plot, Yang Zhi felt that although the plot was old-fashioned, it would still be good if the script wasn't too bad and the actors acted well enough.

This must be a TV series that expounds the deep relationship between a young man and a divine sculpture. Maybe the two will have a touching and emotional story.
"Brother Zhang, can you tell me what the ending is?" A gossip asked.

Zhang Lei said casually: "The ending, after going through all kinds of hardships, the young man and the divine sculpture grew up, and the young man gained enough strength to finally defeat the divine sculpture, and then... eat the divine sculpture."

I sweat
Black lines popping up on Yang Zhi's head, what does it mean to eat the divine eagle?
Shouldn't it be that the divine eagle and the protagonist are in trouble and the other sacrifices their lives to save them?
In the end of this play, the main character is actually strong enough to eat the sculpture?
What kind of broken TV, broken script!It's too nonsensical!
Forget it, my brother is here to play a trick, so he doesn't care if the script is bad or not, just pay the money and take care of the box lunch!but--
Yang Zhi couldn't help interjecting and asked: "Brother Zhang, let me ask: Since we are bandits, why did the divine eagle kill us? Could it be that we just photographed the corpse without explaining anything?"

He has been curious for a long time, why do you have to have a black nose and a swollen face when you choose a dragon suit?
I thought it was on the battlefield, just find a place to lie down and forget it.But according to Brother Zhang's introduction, something is wrong!
If you play a bandit, don't you need a bandit leader to shout: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, I want to pass by from now on, and leave money to buy roads" before being killed?

Now they are all bruised and swollen, and the direct shot is a corpse. Is there such a thing as acting?
Brother Zhang glared at Yang Zhi, and said angrily:

"Hey, what's the matter with you guy? Are you really a newcomer? Why are you talking so much nonsense! This is called nonsense, do you understand?

By the way, you talk so much, why don't you read your lines, and then you'll be killed by the sculpture! "

lines?

Yang Zhi became excited. When he was on earth, he played a role in hundreds of times, but he never said a single line!

Now I finally have a chance to read my lines!
As for whether the plot is reasonable or not, let's put it aside for now, anyway, I am not interested in watching it, so I just act according to the requirements!

He nodded hurriedly and said, "No problem, what's my line then?"

Zhang Lei was very satisfied with Yang Zhi's attitude, and then patiently talked about Yang Zhi's role:

"In a moment you will be the last one to be killed by the sculpture, and the camera will start from you standing opposite the sculpture. When you watch the sculpture speak the lines, the sculpture will be furious and almost kill you with one wing, then your The role is over, simple, right?"

"No problem!" Yang Zhi often practiced acting when he was free.

As a professional dragon set, he is qualified to pretend to be dead or to be knocked into the air.

He immediately asked: "Brother Zhang, what is my line?"

"Your lines are: Hello Brother Diao, you are a divine bird, with grass growing on your head, more hair and less meat, take a bath in rice soup."

Yang Zhi: "."

What kind of broken lines is this?

Still rice soup to take a bath?I wash your face!
What 'God Bird'?Stupid bird is about the same!

Can this screenwriter think of lines well?Is this too nonsensical?
Just now I thought the whole story and the ending were bad, but I didn't expect that even the lines were so bad!

But I'm just a box lunch actor, don't care if he's bad or not!
Tucao belongs to Tucao, hold back now, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale.
After Zhang Lei finished speaking, he looked at Yang Zhi and asked, "By the way, can you play a corpse?"

Well!I finally asked what my buddy is best at!

He immediately replied: "Of course I will. No matter how bad the conditions are, I can die as I want."

This is what he is proud of, even if there is a puddle below and makes him fall, he can do it without hesitation.

Brother Zhang nodded and said, "Okay, let's rehearse first. I'm the eagle. You speak your lines to me. As soon as I stretch out my hand, you will be attacked by me. Let me see."

Yang Zhi suppressed the small entanglement in his heart, there was no way, who let him get a wonderful system?I can only honestly start from the dragon set!

His photographic memory is his most proud skill, of course he remembered a few lines, so he looked at Brother Zhang and said:

"Hello Brother Diao, you are a divine bird with grass growing on your head, more hair and less meat, and you take a bath in rice soup."

Brother Zhang frowned and said, "It's too rigid, be more arrogant!"

Yang Zhi had a black line on his face: The rest of the people were killed, and I'm still arrogant!Isn't that crazy?

But he thought about it again, he was just a box lunch actor, why bother so much, just do what he wanted, it's nonsensical...

So, with a stern neck and a raised face, he read the lines again in a very arrogant tone.

He himself gave his acting skills [-] out of [-]. He felt that his attitude at that time was already like a dude. Even if he couldn't win the Oscar statuette, he could at least get praise and recognition.

However, Zhang Lei shook his head and said, "It's not arrogant enough! Alas, a newcomer is a newcomer, so there's nothing I can do about it. That one, show him a demonstration."

After finishing speaking, he pointed at the old man who just gave the 'will'.

The old man immediately ran out, looked at Yang Zhi with disdain and said:

"Young students, take care of yourself and learn!"

He became short, with one foot forward and one foot back; his whole body trembled non-stop, his shoulders were even more exaggerated, he faltered up and down, then raised his head, with his nostrils upturned, looked at Zhang Lei and said:

"Hello Brother Diao, you are a divine bird with grass growing on your head, more hair and less meat, and taking a bath in rice soup."

Yang Zhi had cross tendons on his head, and his temples were throbbing.

This is called arrogance?Go epileptic this time, okay!
Still suffering from polio, hemiplegia, and Parkinson's syndrome since childhood!
(End of this chapter)