Opening up to the entertainment industry
Chapter 2
Chapter 2
Yang Zhi felt almost powerless to complain, but Zhang Lei clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, you're worthy of being an old drama, and the performance is on point. If it wasn't for being a little too old and not wretched enough, this line would let you Come on."
Yang Zhi wanted to scold his mother when he heard the words: It is understandable to be old, but what does it mean that he is not wretched enough?
Don't you look obscene?Even if it is, I can't tell the truth...
Zhang Lei looked at Yang Zhi and said, "See? Just act like he did just now. After all, you're just tricks, so I can't ask too much from you. Just be careless."
"I……"
Yang Zhi refused in his heart, but he changed his mind: maybe he didn't understand the world of performing arts in this world. Even on the earth, every place has different customs and habits, not to mention the difference between one world and another. What about a world?
Maybe people in this world like to watch such exaggerated performances.
And, it doesn't make sense...
In this way, Yang Zhi remembered the film and television works such as Mr. Bean, Tom and Jerry, and The Wanderings of Sanmao that he had watched when he was a child.
Didn't these works start out without any lines and were performed entirely by various body movements and music.
Perhaps the film and television industry in this world has just started, and there is no good script and mature performance system. As a foreigner, it is better to follow the Romans.
Therefore, Yang Zhi had no choice but to imitate the old man's appearance, with a short body, one foot in front and one foot behind.Then the shoulder shrugged and shrugged, the front foot kept swinging, and the face was lifted up, looking like the boss of the sky, the second son of the earth, and my third son.
Even he himself feels that his current appearance is not flat, and if he is accompanied by two dog legs, he will definitely look like a dude.
Then he kept shaking his body like a convulsion, and said to Brother Zhang: "Hello Brother Diao, you are a divine bird with grass growing on your head, more hair and less meat, take a bath in rice soup."
After Brother Zhang saw it, he nodded in satisfaction and said, "Very good, very good, your comprehension is not bad. Although you are a newcomer, you are still a fast learner. Now I am that eagle, and now I will give you a wing..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he directly raised his hand at Yang Zhi.
Yang Zhi immediately cooperated and flew backwards. He had practiced this move for a long time. On earth, a famous director praised him. Can't see any affectation.
In the later stage, as long as special effects are added, whether it is adding mana fluctuations or internal energy fluctuations, it is the same as being knocked away by mana and internal energy.
However, before he could be complacent, he heard Zhang Lei shaking his head and saying:
"I said what's the matter with you? When I waved my wings, you flew upside down and lay motionless on the ground. Is there anyone acting like you? Don't you know that we are a comedy?"
"no……"
Yang Zhi is completely confused. Although they are not in the same world, the acting generation gap between the two worlds is not so big, right?
I am just a box lunch actor, a secondary role.When you die, it's not that you stretch out your hand, or you raise your knife, and I fall down. Don't I have to struggle for a long time?
He asked with some doubts: "Brother Zhang, even if it's a comedy, don't all dead people act like this?"
"Hey, a newcomer is a newcomer. It's really troublesome." After Zhang Lei finished speaking, he pointed at the old man again and said, "You can show him how to die again! If you don't look like a bandit, I'll just let you tell me about it." There's a line."
Yang Zhi heard black lines on his face, what does it mean that the old man doesn't look like a bandit?Does he look like a bandit?
The old man ran out again and again, but he was not in a hurry to perform, but looked at Zhang Lei and said, "Brother Zhang, you have watched my performance twice, and you are hungry..."
"You can get two boxes of lunch today at noon!"
"Ah, thank you, Brother Zhang."
Only then did the old man stand in front of Zhang Lei with satisfaction, and then he began to say 'goat epilepsy', and then he started to read that stupid line.
Yang Zhi's eyes widened, he was very curious, how to die to be considered qualified?
Zhang Lei waved his hand, and then the old man stepped back a few steps, covered his chest with one hand, and spit blood out of his mouth.After finally standing still, he slowly stretched out his other hand, pointed at Zhang Lei and said hoarsely: "You..."
Then his body fell to one side.
Yang Zhi looked at this stupid performance with a black line on his face, it couldn't be more fake than it is!
However, I thought the old man would fall down with a plop, but the old man's body had been tilted to 45 degrees, but he straightened his back suddenly, his footsteps kept changing, and he walked on the ground like a gossip.
After tossing like this for four or five seconds, he fell to the ground with a plop...
Now it's finally dead!Yang Zhi couldn't help complaining, he couldn't perform this kind of brainless death even if he was beaten to death!
But before he could complain, he saw the old man who was already dead, but suddenly sat up again, pointed at Zhang Lei again and said, "So ruthless..."
After finishing speaking, he lay down again, and then kicked his legs, and finally there was no reaction...
"Ruthless your sister! Ruthless face! Your uncle!"
Yang Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, and finally sweared at everyone!
"You, why do you scold people like a little bitch?"
Zhang Lei adjusted his glasses, then pointed at Yang Zhi angrily and asked.
"Is that called scolding? Then I'm going to scold you today! Is that what you call acting? It's bullshit!"
Yang Zhi was aggrieved, and he didn't care about the 50 yuan set fee and lunch box. He continued to point at Zhang Lei and cursed:
"What kind of broken TV are you acting on? How stupid are you to watch your TV? It's just a trick to death. Of course, you need to be more straightforward. The audience is to watch the plot and the story, not to watch a How is the trick! You are not only wasting the time and mood of the audience, but also wasting your resources!"
Yang Zhi's voice grew louder and louder, and finally attracted other members of the crew and the director.
"What's going on? What's going on?"
The wretched-looking Director Feng came over and asked Zhang Lei.
Zhang Lei wiped the sweat off his brow, hurried to Director Feng's side, and whispered to him.
After listening, Director Feng looked at Yang Zhi and asked:
"You are a newcomer, so you don't know the rules! How to act is up to us, and you still care so much about it? Do you know that in the entire Huaguo, I am one of the best directors, and the TV shows I filmed Is it your turn to teach me? Even if I shoot dogs and shit, there are still many people watching!"
Yang Zhi's anger came up with a 'crack', and he pointed at Director Feng's nose and cursed:
"The things you make are not good, so you don't want people to scold you? Is your reputation the reason for making bad movies? You can't rely on your reputation to make some bad movies to fool the audience!
If you don't have a good script, you don't have to shoot, you can rest, your reputation is there, the audience will still respect you and will not forget you!
But you can’t shoot all the broken scripts!Just say your "Sculpture Boy", if it is about a god sculpture and the boy who grew up together, with a deep relationship, one party is in trouble, and the other party desperately rescues the touching plot, although it is a bit clichéd, it is not considered It sucks.
But take a look at what your script ends up being?He actually ate that divine sculpture!I eat your face!
You ask the extras present, regardless of your fame and status, if they didn't participate in the extras in the play, would they be interested in watching such a bad movie! "
Yang Zhi was in a good mood after cursing, and finally let out the anger that he had pent up just now. At this moment, a system prompt sounded in his mind:
"Ding, this complaint was approved by 56 people, exchange point +5"
(End of this chapter)
Yang Zhi felt almost powerless to complain, but Zhang Lei clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, you're worthy of being an old drama, and the performance is on point. If it wasn't for being a little too old and not wretched enough, this line would let you Come on."
Yang Zhi wanted to scold his mother when he heard the words: It is understandable to be old, but what does it mean that he is not wretched enough?
Don't you look obscene?Even if it is, I can't tell the truth...
Zhang Lei looked at Yang Zhi and said, "See? Just act like he did just now. After all, you're just tricks, so I can't ask too much from you. Just be careless."
"I……"
Yang Zhi refused in his heart, but he changed his mind: maybe he didn't understand the world of performing arts in this world. Even on the earth, every place has different customs and habits, not to mention the difference between one world and another. What about a world?
Maybe people in this world like to watch such exaggerated performances.
And, it doesn't make sense...
In this way, Yang Zhi remembered the film and television works such as Mr. Bean, Tom and Jerry, and The Wanderings of Sanmao that he had watched when he was a child.
Didn't these works start out without any lines and were performed entirely by various body movements and music.
Perhaps the film and television industry in this world has just started, and there is no good script and mature performance system. As a foreigner, it is better to follow the Romans.
Therefore, Yang Zhi had no choice but to imitate the old man's appearance, with a short body, one foot in front and one foot behind.Then the shoulder shrugged and shrugged, the front foot kept swinging, and the face was lifted up, looking like the boss of the sky, the second son of the earth, and my third son.
Even he himself feels that his current appearance is not flat, and if he is accompanied by two dog legs, he will definitely look like a dude.
Then he kept shaking his body like a convulsion, and said to Brother Zhang: "Hello Brother Diao, you are a divine bird with grass growing on your head, more hair and less meat, take a bath in rice soup."
After Brother Zhang saw it, he nodded in satisfaction and said, "Very good, very good, your comprehension is not bad. Although you are a newcomer, you are still a fast learner. Now I am that eagle, and now I will give you a wing..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he directly raised his hand at Yang Zhi.
Yang Zhi immediately cooperated and flew backwards. He had practiced this move for a long time. On earth, a famous director praised him. Can't see any affectation.
In the later stage, as long as special effects are added, whether it is adding mana fluctuations or internal energy fluctuations, it is the same as being knocked away by mana and internal energy.
However, before he could be complacent, he heard Zhang Lei shaking his head and saying:
"I said what's the matter with you? When I waved my wings, you flew upside down and lay motionless on the ground. Is there anyone acting like you? Don't you know that we are a comedy?"
"no……"
Yang Zhi is completely confused. Although they are not in the same world, the acting generation gap between the two worlds is not so big, right?
I am just a box lunch actor, a secondary role.When you die, it's not that you stretch out your hand, or you raise your knife, and I fall down. Don't I have to struggle for a long time?
He asked with some doubts: "Brother Zhang, even if it's a comedy, don't all dead people act like this?"
"Hey, a newcomer is a newcomer. It's really troublesome." After Zhang Lei finished speaking, he pointed at the old man again and said, "You can show him how to die again! If you don't look like a bandit, I'll just let you tell me about it." There's a line."
Yang Zhi heard black lines on his face, what does it mean that the old man doesn't look like a bandit?Does he look like a bandit?
The old man ran out again and again, but he was not in a hurry to perform, but looked at Zhang Lei and said, "Brother Zhang, you have watched my performance twice, and you are hungry..."
"You can get two boxes of lunch today at noon!"
"Ah, thank you, Brother Zhang."
Only then did the old man stand in front of Zhang Lei with satisfaction, and then he began to say 'goat epilepsy', and then he started to read that stupid line.
Yang Zhi's eyes widened, he was very curious, how to die to be considered qualified?
Zhang Lei waved his hand, and then the old man stepped back a few steps, covered his chest with one hand, and spit blood out of his mouth.After finally standing still, he slowly stretched out his other hand, pointed at Zhang Lei and said hoarsely: "You..."
Then his body fell to one side.
Yang Zhi looked at this stupid performance with a black line on his face, it couldn't be more fake than it is!
However, I thought the old man would fall down with a plop, but the old man's body had been tilted to 45 degrees, but he straightened his back suddenly, his footsteps kept changing, and he walked on the ground like a gossip.
After tossing like this for four or five seconds, he fell to the ground with a plop...
Now it's finally dead!Yang Zhi couldn't help complaining, he couldn't perform this kind of brainless death even if he was beaten to death!
But before he could complain, he saw the old man who was already dead, but suddenly sat up again, pointed at Zhang Lei again and said, "So ruthless..."
After finishing speaking, he lay down again, and then kicked his legs, and finally there was no reaction...
"Ruthless your sister! Ruthless face! Your uncle!"
Yang Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, and finally sweared at everyone!
"You, why do you scold people like a little bitch?"
Zhang Lei adjusted his glasses, then pointed at Yang Zhi angrily and asked.
"Is that called scolding? Then I'm going to scold you today! Is that what you call acting? It's bullshit!"
Yang Zhi was aggrieved, and he didn't care about the 50 yuan set fee and lunch box. He continued to point at Zhang Lei and cursed:
"What kind of broken TV are you acting on? How stupid are you to watch your TV? It's just a trick to death. Of course, you need to be more straightforward. The audience is to watch the plot and the story, not to watch a How is the trick! You are not only wasting the time and mood of the audience, but also wasting your resources!"
Yang Zhi's voice grew louder and louder, and finally attracted other members of the crew and the director.
"What's going on? What's going on?"
The wretched-looking Director Feng came over and asked Zhang Lei.
Zhang Lei wiped the sweat off his brow, hurried to Director Feng's side, and whispered to him.
After listening, Director Feng looked at Yang Zhi and asked:
"You are a newcomer, so you don't know the rules! How to act is up to us, and you still care so much about it? Do you know that in the entire Huaguo, I am one of the best directors, and the TV shows I filmed Is it your turn to teach me? Even if I shoot dogs and shit, there are still many people watching!"
Yang Zhi's anger came up with a 'crack', and he pointed at Director Feng's nose and cursed:
"The things you make are not good, so you don't want people to scold you? Is your reputation the reason for making bad movies? You can't rely on your reputation to make some bad movies to fool the audience!
If you don't have a good script, you don't have to shoot, you can rest, your reputation is there, the audience will still respect you and will not forget you!
But you can’t shoot all the broken scripts!Just say your "Sculpture Boy", if it is about a god sculpture and the boy who grew up together, with a deep relationship, one party is in trouble, and the other party desperately rescues the touching plot, although it is a bit clichéd, it is not considered It sucks.
But take a look at what your script ends up being?He actually ate that divine sculpture!I eat your face!
You ask the extras present, regardless of your fame and status, if they didn't participate in the extras in the play, would they be interested in watching such a bad movie! "
Yang Zhi was in a good mood after cursing, and finally let out the anger that he had pent up just now. At this moment, a system prompt sounded in his mind:
"Ding, this complaint was approved by 56 people, exchange point +5"
(End of this chapter)
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