Opening up to the entertainment industry

Chapter 4 Funny Songs

Thinking of this, Yang Zhi immediately followed those people and ran in one direction.

After a while, we arrived at a place full of people.

A huge banner reads: "Warmly celebrate the [-]th anniversary celebration ceremony of Yu Brewing Liquid"

Yang Zhi tried his best to squeeze in, and he encountered a lot of stares and insults along the way, but he didn't hear them.

After finally squeezing to the front, a host just happened to stand up with a microphone, and said to the audience below with a smile on his face:
"Thank you, brothers and sisters! I came to join us at the celebration meeting for the [-]th anniversary of Yuniang Liquor Industry. Today we not only have a drinking competition, but our liquor boss will also invite Lin Zewen, a popular online singer. Everyone welcomes with applause!"

哗

The crowd suddenly boiled up, and many people said one after another:

"It's Lin Zewen, a popular internet singer! I really like his song "Love and Not Love". Will he sing this song today?"

"Of course, this is his famous song, and the lyrics in it are so strange."

"I'm also his loyal fan. I really like the lyrics in his songs, which are very different."

"..."

Yang Zhi is also refreshed. As a person who intends to develop in the entertainment industry, it is very beneficial for his future development to first understand what the songs in this world are like.

Whether it is rock style, classical style, clear music, heavy music, he will have a lot.

Although there is nothing in this damn system, he has it in his mind.When I used to be a part-timer, I would listen to music and read novels when I had nothing to do, and I often learned various acting skills to enrich myself.

Although he has been a part-timer for more than a year, he really dare not say anything about the level of acting, but when he comes to this world and asks him to sing some classic earth songs, he can completely sing it.

Amid warm applause, a tall, thin and tall young man in his 20s, wearing glasses and gentle, stepped onto the stage.

Seeing this young man's hairstyle, Yang Zhi couldn't help but want to complain again!
This young man looks like a dog, but he just changed his hairstyle into a cockscomb!

Originally, cockscomb head was nothing, but when it was popular on the earth, it was still loved by many young people.

But this guy has a cockscomb hair, but the hair in the back is very long and tied into a braid.The top of the head is colorful and pointed, like a sawtooth.

And he is also wearing two big black earrings, a big man wearing such big two earrings, no matter how you look at it, it can't be called handsome, right?

However, since this guy took the stage, the corners of his mouth have been raised, with a confident look.

He waved his hand at the audience, and the audience immediately screamed!Then he pressed his hand, and the audience immediately fell silent, then he picked up the microphone and said to the following:

"Today, I am honored to participate in the [-]th anniversary celebration ceremony of Yuye Liquor Industry, and I can sing a song for you here. The song I bring to you today is your favorite "Love or Not Love"!"

"Yeah! Lin Zewen, I love you!"

"It's really this song, I really like it!"

"Sing, sing, I can't wait! No, I want to record it with my mobile phone and show it off to my friends later!"

"You reminded me, I want to record it too!"

"..."

Yang Zhi is looking forward to it even more, this song sounds like a love song, but I don't know how different the love songs in this world are from the earth?
Fortunately, the crowd was not kept waiting. Lin Zewen brewed his emotions for a while, then cleared his throat, raised the microphone and began to sing.

It's just that when he opened his mouth, Yang Zhi was taken aback...

"How many days and how many days

you are always by my side

laugh with me, laugh with me
But I'm blind
Turn a blind eye to your good and your bad

until you leave my side one day

I just found out
you are already in my heart

You are my heart, you are my liver,

You are the tip of my heart, the crook of my elbow,
You are my belly button, the soles of my feet

......"

"puff……"

Yang Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed directly.

The lyrics in front of this are simply doggerel, isn’t the latter one an internet joke from the previous life on Earth?
What kind of love song is this meow?
Or your belly button and the soles of your feet?
Why don't you trample to death you bastard?
Such a love song can become an Internet hit, I am also drunk!

Yang Zhi complained frantically in his heart, but he laughed just now, but was heard by most of the people present, including Lin Zewen who was singing on stage.

After all, Yang Zhi was standing in the front row, so it was hard for him not to pay attention.

Most of the people in front also heard it, and they gave Yang Zhi a hard look together with Lin Zewen. Lin Zewen didn't stop singing because of this little episode, he continued to sing:
"...

I thought everything would always be perfect

But I can't resist being so playful
Let's be apart

The resolute face when you broke up with me
Break my heart into eighteen petals
Let me completely give up and no longer like
you are my appendicitis

you are my prostate

you are my shit

you are mine……"

"Hahahahaha..."

Yang Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, he covered his stomach and laughed out loud, even tears came out.

What kind of shit lyrics are these?It's still a red song on the Internet!
Even appendicitis and prostate are out!
The most disgusting thing is that eye poop!
This kind of song can be popular, isn't it true that any crooked song on the Internet can be popular here?

He couldn't help it, even though he had seen many people looking at him unkindly, he still kept smiling.

Where can Lin Zewen continue to sing?He stopped singing directly, stared at Yang Zhi and asked:

"Why are you laughing? What's so funny?"

Seeing that the singing had stopped, the surrounding crowd also accused Yang Zhi one by one:

"That's right, why are you laughing, this is a very different love song, how can it be funny?"

"You are here to make trouble, you are not welcome here, you should be kicked out!"

"That's right, you guys either don't know how to appreciate alternative music, or you are a black fan, and you deliberately came to the scene to mess up!"

"Get him out!"

"Boom out..."

The indignation of the public opinion directly alarmed the boss of Yu Brewing Industry. The boss hurriedly waved his hand and asked a person in charge to deal with it.

A short-haired woman in business attire, about 30 years old, came out and hurriedly told the surrounding security guards:
"Security, get that troublemaker out!"

Yang Zhi saw several heavy-backed security guards walking towards him, so he stopped laughing and hurriedly explained:
"Hey, hey, I'm not here to make trouble, I'm participating in the drinking contest."

The middle-aged woman said in a bad tone:
"What kind of drinking contest are you still participating in? I think you are here to make trouble. Get out of here quickly. You are not welcome here."

Yang Zhi rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, the lyrics are obviously very funny, how can it make people feel moved and sad? The song is so funny that people are not allowed to laugh?"

The surrounding crowd did not wait for the person in charge to speak, and took the initiative to blame Yang Zhi:

"Do you understand music? How funny is this song?"

"Boy, if you don't make it clear today, I'll beat you out!"

"You have the ability, come and sing a song!"

"That's right, you can sing a different and touching song!"

"just sing……"

　Many people think the lyrics are stupid. The author explains: First of all, this is just an online song, and the entertainment in this world is at a bottleneck stage, any unique lyrics have a chance to become popular.Secondly, how many book friends have heard and experienced the era of foul-mouthed songs?I remember that more than ten years ago, the small county where the author lived did not park these things, whether it was a disco, ice rink, or billiard room.I originally wanted to write swear words, but it was easy to harmonize, so I had to give up and change to this kind... Everyone read it and laugh. Did not learn to respect people!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)