Opening up to the entertainment industry

Chapter 5 The So-Called Connotation Lyrics
Yang Zhi said a little speechlessly: "Are you talking unreasonably? The lyrics are really funny, why can't people laugh?"

Lin Zewen said angrily: "What lyrics and songs do you know? This song was written after I worked hard, thought hard, couldn't sleep at night, and studied it for a whole year. You actually said it was funny? You can create an original one if you have the ability! "

Fans of Lin Zewen all around echoed:

"That's right, you can create an original song if you have the ability!"

"I know it's spraying randomly, it's obviously a black powder, and the identification is complete!"

"Boom him out!"

"Get out!"

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Yang Zhi waved his hand and said, "Then what about appendicitis and eye poop, do you feel sad too?"

Before Lin Zewen could say it, a female fan immediately said: "This song is called "Love and Not Love". The metaphor is so good, why do you say it's funny?"

An aunt also said: "That's right, I think Wen Wen's singing is good, it's a very different but vivid love metaphor! Think about the other party changing from the most important part of your body to a superfluous part, isn't it right? ? My husband used to treat me like shit, and my wife left him in a rage!"

"He knows what an ass! He knows how to talk!"

"It's said that this girl is a black fan, why don't you let me beat you up!"

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Under the outrage of the crowd, there were actually a few tough men who wanted to approach Yang Zhi.

Yang Zhi was startled, and hurriedly said: "Stop! Stop! You stupid fans, since you think this kind of song has connotations, then I'll sing you one sentence. Just one sentence! I don't sing for nothing, I have to accept it." money!"

Everyone was stunned, and then Lin Zewen said: "Okay, okay, you sing, I want to see what you can sing!"

The people around immediately quieted down, but seeing their unkind eyes, they were ready to throw Yang Zhi out after listening.

Yang Zhi walked onto the stage unhurriedly, and then stretched out his hand to Lin Zewen, Lin Zewen could only hand him the microphone with a black face.

He cleared his throat and said, "My song is very expensive. I only sing one sentence for free. If you want to listen to the full version of the song, you have to pay!"

"Hey one one one one"

The crowd booed and booed.

Yang Zhi didn't care about it either, he had been doing tricks for more than a year, and he didn't get any other training, his face was trained to be thicker than a city wall.In the face of the boos of the crowd, he turned a deaf ear.

Gently raised the microphone, and then sang in a very sad tone:

"If you were a stain on my face, I would never wash my face because I was afraid of losing you! If you were a stain on my face, I would never wash my face because I was afraid, because I was afraid lose you, lose you"

If you put the earth on the ground and sang such lyrics on this stage, it is estimated that the shoes and bottles will greet Yang Zhi on the stage in the next moment.

But when the people present heard it, they all fell silent, thinking about his lyrics carefully.

Yang Zhi was speechless immediately: Isn't it?No one complained about this crooked song?

I saw the female fan just now shouted suddenly: "It's so different! It really is a very different lyrics! If you are a pile of stains on my face, then I will never wash my face. For the sake of love, I don't even have to wash my face. !"

Nani?Yang Zhi froze, is it really possible?

This is simply a song with a disgusting index, do you still think it is different?
Wouldn't it be more touching if the buddies just sang 'If you piss in my belly, then I'll never go to the toilet'?
I can't suffocate you!

The aunt next to her also spoke, her eyes were reddened, and a little mist had gathered in her eyes, she looked at Yang Zhi and said:

"Thank you, boy! You made me understand how much my husband loves me!"

What kind of trouble is this?Yang Zhi leaned against his crossbone and asked, "Auntie, what are you thanking me for?"

A tear fell from the corner of the aunt's eyes, and said: "I once asked my husband: 'What am I in your eyes', my husband said 'eye shit', so I divorced him. And he never likes to wash his face! I just now Understand, how much he loves me! Huh, no, I have to go back now and remarry him!"

Turn around and leave
Yang Zhi was stunned!
The onlookers were also stunned!

There is such a coincidence?
It seems that Yang Zhi is just a line of lyrics, and it has completely defeated Lin Zewen!

Wow——
There was thunderous applause off the court, and the sound was more than twice as loud as when Lin Zewen came on stage!
I wipe!That's okay too?

Yang Zhi really doesn't understand the level of appreciation in this world, it seems that he knows too little about this world!

At this time, Lin Zewen couldn't hold back anymore, and shouted directly at Yang Zhi: "What's the skill in singing a sentence? If you have the ability to sing a complete original song!"

He couldn't do without yelling, the applause was too intense.

However, when they heard him yelling, everyone stopped applauding tacitly, which made Lin Zewen's voice behind him extraordinarily loud, giving people a feeling of desperation.

Yang Zhi shook his head and said, "I told you, my songs are very expensive, and you can't sing them casually!"

The boss of Yuye Liquor Industry at the side saw him, and immediately said a few words to a young man next to him.

That young man looks ordinary, but his whole person reveals a kind of ability.

He came to the stage and said to Yang Zhi: "Sir, our boss said that if you can sing an original song related to wine, and the lowest level is as classic as the sentence just now, our boss is willing to give you 10 yuan." I will buy your song!"

I go!As 'classic' as the song just now?Wouldn't any one of them be a classic?

Yang Zhi knows that there are several songs related to wine, such as 'wine is dry if you sell it', 'cheers friends', 'drunken tango', 'wine and coffee' and so on, there are not too many of them.

And now he really needs a sum of money, so he nodded hesitantly and said:

"10 yuan is too little, but I'm not a fussy person, let's say [-] yuan!"

Lin Zewen's face turned black when he heard this.

His appearance fee here is only [-] yuan. After all, he is only an online singer, not a real singer, so the appearance fee is naturally not high.

But this wild boy who got out halfway had a chance to get 10 yuan, which made him feel better!
He couldn't blame the boss of the winery, so he could only say to Yang Zhi: "Boy, did you hear clearly? It's about wine, and it must be an original song!"

Yang Zhi waved his hand and said, "I'm not deaf, it's just an original song, it's trivial."

"What? Trivial?"

The people around were all dumbfounded. Not only did this guy really agree to create a song related to alcohol, but he also said it was a trivial matter?
This guy thinks this 10 yuan is so easy to earn?Or are you going to sing a random song and fool around?

If he hadn't shown his skills just now and sang such a 'connotative' song, he might be thrown out as a liar now!
Yang Zhi raised the topic, thought about it, and sang "Divine Comedy" directly:
"September nine brews new wine

Good wine comes out of our hands

Good wine
drank our wine

Breathe up and down without coughing

drank our wine

Nourishing yin and strengthening yang, the mouth does not smell bad

drank our wine

One person dares to walk through Qingshakou
drank our wine

Do not kowtow when meeting the emperor

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As the lyrics were sung, many listeners laughed knowingly.

Today is the celebration ceremony for the [-]th anniversary of the opening of Yuye Liquor. Yang Zhi's song is not only flattering and advertising, but also suitable for Yuye Liquor!
But the boss of Yuye Liquor Industry Co., Ltd. heard this, and immediately opened his mouth and laughed, and kept saying: "Good song! Good song! This 10 yuan is worth it!"

(End of this chapter)