My cat can cultivate immortality
Chapter 150 Who is the octopus and what is its body shape?
Chapter 150 Who is the octopus and what is its body shape?
If Wu Xiaotong hadn't knocked on the door of Wu Xiaotong's room, Wu Ren wouldn't have known that Taozi had been broadcasting live with Wu Xiaotong for five or six days.
Speaking of which, it was the second day after Wu Ren passed out because of the system upgrade.At that time, because even the oranges were fainted, Changqing couldn't operate normally, and posted a notice to close the business early.
As for Fei'er and Xiaotong, they naturally entered a passive vacation state with nothing to do.
There are two consequences of this coma.First, Fei'er told Wu Xiaotong about Wu Renxiu's immortality—of course, this does not include the fact that there are immortals in the world.In Wu Xiaotong's current conception, Qinglong and Xuanwu are just ordinary "Grandpa Zhiming" and "Uncle Mengzhang", but they are also very powerful practitioners.
These two gods seemed to be unscrupulous, so they accepted it with a smile, and didn't feel anything wrong.
The second thing is that Wu Xiaotong couldn't bear the loneliness, so he resumed his old profession and became a cosplayer, singing and chatting female anchor.
Naturally, Wu Ren had nothing to object to.In fact, when Wu Xiaotong started the broadcast, he was still "drinking and drinking" running wildly in the secret realm, and he couldn't stop it.
However, the environment in which this girl is currently broadcasting live is still too crude.
The most embarrassing thing is basically the live broadcast environment.Wu Xiaotong's room is still in a state of "boxes piled up, no furniture".It's Wu Ren's fault - the bed was already made, but because Wu Ren passed out just before the delivery, it has been postponed until now.
During this period of time, Wu Xiaotong’s launch of the broadcast can basically be described in eight words-"Using love to generate electricity is purely boring".
This girl doesn't have much of a hobby for watching dramas, so she really doesn't have much to do except researching skirts, researching cosplay, watching anime and sucking cats.
According to Wu Xiaotong's own words: "Bringing a cat to broadcast live is my long-cherished wish!"
So when the second broadcast started, Wu Xiaotong touched Taozi out of Wu Ren's room.
Taozi is a good girl, with a gentle and easy-going personality, so when Wu Xiaotong held her and played with her all afternoon, Taozi was also quite obedient.Especially after figuring out what "mobile phone live broadcast" is, it is more active than Xiaotong.
Well, Taozi has a special fondness for "mobile phones".
This is because Wu Ren liked to hold it to read Weibo at the beginning, and explained people's reactions to it in cat language.
"So... have you been using your mobile phone to broadcast live?" Wu Ren took Taozi from the girl's arms, and did not intend to leave, but followed her directly into the room and sat down on the spot.
"Yes, boss, look how difficult my conditions are." Wu Xiaotong complained pretending to be wronged, "During the live broadcast, many viewers said that I am probably the worst female anchor in history, and there is no furniture in the room."
"Ahem, it's my fault, it's my fault..." Wu Ren laughed apologetically.
"Then boss, in order to compensate your lovely beautiful employees, can you give me something to compensate?"
Wu Xiaotong giggled.Seeing the sly look in the girl's eyes, Wu Ren couldn't help laughing.This product is so cheap and cute, Taozi is her treasure, she borrowed it to broadcast live, and now she wants to make up for it.
"Compensation will not be compensated, and it will not be compensated in this life." Wu Ren said slowly.
"Hey, don't, boss!"
"Never mind? Is your boss the kind of indiscreet person?" Wu Ren sullenly said, "Isn't the treatment I gave you good enough? That's not enough. Is it true that my boss only promises you with his body?" , can barely count as your compensation?"
"Huh?" Wu Xiaotong was suddenly confused.
"Don't pretend to be ignorant, I know that you little girls are uneasy and kind!" Wu Ren raised his chin and said while pinching Taozi's soft little paw, "The last one thought that I didn't treat me well and asked for a promise of body. Girl, I have already rejected you sternly, it is your sister Fei'er!"
Wu Xiaotong: "I didn't... Boss, that's not what I meant."
"Isn't it? That's the best." Wu Ren hurriedly continued her words, "You little girls, if you follow my boss honestly, you will definitely not treat you badly. Don't think about those who have nothing. Yes, flirts have to abide by the Basic Law, you know?"
Wu Xiaotong:? ? ?
Wu Ren looked at Wu Xiaotong who was still in a daze with a narcissistic and rascal expression.The girl was obviously fooled by Wu Ren's gag, and she didn't know what happened, but the promised compensation was brought over like this.
Wu Ren stroked the cat with a smile, while Wu Xiaotong said "Huh?", "Huh?" After a long time, he finally came to his senses.
"Wow! Boss, you fish in troubled waters!"
"Is it so exciting? Who is the fish and what is its figure?" Wu Ren asked with his head tilted.
"Alas!!"
After laughing out loud for a while, Wu Ren finally stopped molesting the little girl, and asked Wu Xiaotong with a smile, how the recent live broadcast was doing.
It seems that when it comes to live broadcast, this girl is very excited.As if switching the channel, Wu Xiaotong excitedly told himself what he had seen and heard in the past few days.
After listening to her rambling for a long time, Wu Ren understood that Tao Zi was probably really popular this time.
Originally, Wu Xiaotong's current image on the Internet is probably an "out-of-date female anchor who seldom starts broadcasting due to family reasons".When the broadcast started on the first day, there were only a few hundred viewers.
However, ever since Tao Zi came on stage—even if the conditions were so simple and the environment was so difficult, the popularity of the live broadcast room began to soar at an incredible speed.
From the peak of 536 simultaneous viewers on the first day to 2.6 yesterday, who knows what kind of exciting and exciting link it has gone through.
As for the secret... In fact, Wu Xiaotong has already written it on the title of the live broadcast room.
[Shake your head and shake your head] Come wash the puppet sister who can listen to music with the little dirty girl~
Well...the key is "shake your head".
This is a special skill of Taozi that Wu Ren discovered a long time ago.It seems to be more "musical" than ordinary cats. When the audio 1.0 is played to it, Taozi will occasionally listen to it while shaking his head left and right, and open his mouth from time to time, wanting to sing along Two sentences.
Of course it didn't sing any tune.
However, for the majority of cat lovers, Taozi's actions are simply "bleeding".
Think about it, a puppet cat sits in your arms and listens to your singing, and looks at the camera while shaking its head left and right along with the music.After you finish singing a song, it will meow and ask you for a hug.
Even Wu Ren's own father, to be precise, a pro-slave, couldn't stand Tao Zi's cute attack, let alone those netizens who hadn't seen Tao Zi before.
Cloud sucking cats have terrible toxicity.
So one pass ten, ten pass one hundred.Wu Xiaotong's live broadcast room became popular every minute because of the skyrocketing gifts.
On the fourth day after Wu Ren fell asleep, that is, the third day when Wu Xiaotong started broadcasting, a "real cat sucker" came to the live broadcast room.
Don't wait, don't wait, slip away (hide in the quilt.jpg)~
(End of this chapter)
If Wu Xiaotong hadn't knocked on the door of Wu Xiaotong's room, Wu Ren wouldn't have known that Taozi had been broadcasting live with Wu Xiaotong for five or six days.
Speaking of which, it was the second day after Wu Ren passed out because of the system upgrade.At that time, because even the oranges were fainted, Changqing couldn't operate normally, and posted a notice to close the business early.
As for Fei'er and Xiaotong, they naturally entered a passive vacation state with nothing to do.
There are two consequences of this coma.First, Fei'er told Wu Xiaotong about Wu Renxiu's immortality—of course, this does not include the fact that there are immortals in the world.In Wu Xiaotong's current conception, Qinglong and Xuanwu are just ordinary "Grandpa Zhiming" and "Uncle Mengzhang", but they are also very powerful practitioners.
These two gods seemed to be unscrupulous, so they accepted it with a smile, and didn't feel anything wrong.
The second thing is that Wu Xiaotong couldn't bear the loneliness, so he resumed his old profession and became a cosplayer, singing and chatting female anchor.
Naturally, Wu Ren had nothing to object to.In fact, when Wu Xiaotong started the broadcast, he was still "drinking and drinking" running wildly in the secret realm, and he couldn't stop it.
However, the environment in which this girl is currently broadcasting live is still too crude.
The most embarrassing thing is basically the live broadcast environment.Wu Xiaotong's room is still in a state of "boxes piled up, no furniture".It's Wu Ren's fault - the bed was already made, but because Wu Ren passed out just before the delivery, it has been postponed until now.
During this period of time, Wu Xiaotong’s launch of the broadcast can basically be described in eight words-"Using love to generate electricity is purely boring".
This girl doesn't have much of a hobby for watching dramas, so she really doesn't have much to do except researching skirts, researching cosplay, watching anime and sucking cats.
According to Wu Xiaotong's own words: "Bringing a cat to broadcast live is my long-cherished wish!"
So when the second broadcast started, Wu Xiaotong touched Taozi out of Wu Ren's room.
Taozi is a good girl, with a gentle and easy-going personality, so when Wu Xiaotong held her and played with her all afternoon, Taozi was also quite obedient.Especially after figuring out what "mobile phone live broadcast" is, it is more active than Xiaotong.
Well, Taozi has a special fondness for "mobile phones".
This is because Wu Ren liked to hold it to read Weibo at the beginning, and explained people's reactions to it in cat language.
"So... have you been using your mobile phone to broadcast live?" Wu Ren took Taozi from the girl's arms, and did not intend to leave, but followed her directly into the room and sat down on the spot.
"Yes, boss, look how difficult my conditions are." Wu Xiaotong complained pretending to be wronged, "During the live broadcast, many viewers said that I am probably the worst female anchor in history, and there is no furniture in the room."
"Ahem, it's my fault, it's my fault..." Wu Ren laughed apologetically.
"Then boss, in order to compensate your lovely beautiful employees, can you give me something to compensate?"
Wu Xiaotong giggled.Seeing the sly look in the girl's eyes, Wu Ren couldn't help laughing.This product is so cheap and cute, Taozi is her treasure, she borrowed it to broadcast live, and now she wants to make up for it.
"Compensation will not be compensated, and it will not be compensated in this life." Wu Ren said slowly.
"Hey, don't, boss!"
"Never mind? Is your boss the kind of indiscreet person?" Wu Ren sullenly said, "Isn't the treatment I gave you good enough? That's not enough. Is it true that my boss only promises you with his body?" , can barely count as your compensation?"
"Huh?" Wu Xiaotong was suddenly confused.
"Don't pretend to be ignorant, I know that you little girls are uneasy and kind!" Wu Ren raised his chin and said while pinching Taozi's soft little paw, "The last one thought that I didn't treat me well and asked for a promise of body. Girl, I have already rejected you sternly, it is your sister Fei'er!"
Wu Xiaotong: "I didn't... Boss, that's not what I meant."
"Isn't it? That's the best." Wu Ren hurriedly continued her words, "You little girls, if you follow my boss honestly, you will definitely not treat you badly. Don't think about those who have nothing. Yes, flirts have to abide by the Basic Law, you know?"
Wu Xiaotong:? ? ?
Wu Ren looked at Wu Xiaotong who was still in a daze with a narcissistic and rascal expression.The girl was obviously fooled by Wu Ren's gag, and she didn't know what happened, but the promised compensation was brought over like this.
Wu Ren stroked the cat with a smile, while Wu Xiaotong said "Huh?", "Huh?" After a long time, he finally came to his senses.
"Wow! Boss, you fish in troubled waters!"
"Is it so exciting? Who is the fish and what is its figure?" Wu Ren asked with his head tilted.
"Alas!!"
After laughing out loud for a while, Wu Ren finally stopped molesting the little girl, and asked Wu Xiaotong with a smile, how the recent live broadcast was doing.
It seems that when it comes to live broadcast, this girl is very excited.As if switching the channel, Wu Xiaotong excitedly told himself what he had seen and heard in the past few days.
After listening to her rambling for a long time, Wu Ren understood that Tao Zi was probably really popular this time.
Originally, Wu Xiaotong's current image on the Internet is probably an "out-of-date female anchor who seldom starts broadcasting due to family reasons".When the broadcast started on the first day, there were only a few hundred viewers.
However, ever since Tao Zi came on stage—even if the conditions were so simple and the environment was so difficult, the popularity of the live broadcast room began to soar at an incredible speed.
From the peak of 536 simultaneous viewers on the first day to 2.6 yesterday, who knows what kind of exciting and exciting link it has gone through.
As for the secret... In fact, Wu Xiaotong has already written it on the title of the live broadcast room.
[Shake your head and shake your head] Come wash the puppet sister who can listen to music with the little dirty girl~
Well...the key is "shake your head".
This is a special skill of Taozi that Wu Ren discovered a long time ago.It seems to be more "musical" than ordinary cats. When the audio 1.0 is played to it, Taozi will occasionally listen to it while shaking his head left and right, and open his mouth from time to time, wanting to sing along Two sentences.
Of course it didn't sing any tune.
However, for the majority of cat lovers, Taozi's actions are simply "bleeding".
Think about it, a puppet cat sits in your arms and listens to your singing, and looks at the camera while shaking its head left and right along with the music.After you finish singing a song, it will meow and ask you for a hug.
Even Wu Ren's own father, to be precise, a pro-slave, couldn't stand Tao Zi's cute attack, let alone those netizens who hadn't seen Tao Zi before.
Cloud sucking cats have terrible toxicity.
So one pass ten, ten pass one hundred.Wu Xiaotong's live broadcast room became popular every minute because of the skyrocketing gifts.
On the fourth day after Wu Ren fell asleep, that is, the third day when Wu Xiaotong started broadcasting, a "real cat sucker" came to the live broadcast room.
Don't wait, don't wait, slip away (hide in the quilt.jpg)~
(End of this chapter)
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