My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 51

Is Wu Ren handsome?But in terms of appearance, he is still quite handsome.

Is what Wu Ren said believable?Judging from the stability of novel updates alone, it is more credible.

That being the case, here comes the problem.

Why did you tell the two girls that when my cat can cultivate immortality, they just didn't believe it?
Wu Ren said, what can I do, I am also very desperate.

Seeing Xiaowan and Fei'er hugging and laughing for a long time, he began to doubt whether the things he experienced were real.

Tangerine, on the other hand, was lying on the sofa with a leisurely face, fiddling with the remote control panel of the air conditioner.If this guy wasn't white and orange, but pure orange—he even wondered if this was Garfield from the comics.

"Hey, Tangerine, show me something!" Wu Ren sat down cross-legged helplessly, and pointed to the two girls on the sofa, "You want to show them?"

"Demonstrating what meow?" Orange yawned, and the cat's mouth opened wide.

"Just use your spiritual power to pick up something and show it to them."

"Let me think about meow."

Seeing the conversation between one person and one cat, Mayfair and Xiaowan laughed even more happily.They can't understand cat language, after all, not everyone can learn cat language at level [-] or [-].

In the eyes of the two, Wu Ren was talking to himself to Juzi, while Juzi just meowed a few times when he was idle.After all, being able to talk to cats, although it fits a little girl's fantasy, is still too sci-fi.

Until Tangerine finally made a move.

"Okay, everyone is paying attention, everyone is paying attention. Now we have invited the first cat in the world to start cultivating immortals - Juzi, a cultivating cat who has completed the foundation period, to bring us a wonderful spiritual performance!"

Wu Ren simply gave up the treatment, imitating the tone of cctv5 commentary, and prepared to broadcast live on what Juzi would do next.

"What did Master Juzi bring us today? Oh, let's see! A teacup suddenly floated in the air! It seems that Juzi chose to show the stunt of delivering tea across the air for our two female guests present today!"

……

cough cough.Be serious.

In fact, when Fei'er and Xiaowan saw a cup take off from the table and float in front of them, they were already quite restless.Mayfair was fine, although she was surprised but had a quiet personality, so she just covered her mouth in surprise.

On the contrary, Xiao Wan not only yelled "ah", but also looked at Wu Ren with a ghostly expression on his face.

"Brother Wu?! Feifei, are you flying?"

Wu Ren replied: "Yes, it's flying."

"What is right! Have you learned some magic tricks?" Xiaowan was a little angry, but she still felt that Wu Ren was just teasing herself.

Stretching out her hand and swinging around the cup up and down, she really wanted to know if there was something hanging on the cup.However, the result surprised her. The cup seemed to be floating there out of thin air without any external force.

Seeing this scene, Fei'er asked hesitantly, "This...store manager, how did you do it?"

"No, you all asked me why, and I didn't do it." Wu Ren scratched his hair a little painfully, "They said it was an orange. I'm not a cultivator, don't talk nonsense, I don't have any. "

The two girls were speechless: "..."

However, the fun is not over yet.Tangerine controls the dangling cup and shakes it in front of the small bowl, meaning to let her take it in her hand.Xiaowan didn't react in a daze, so finally the cup was handed over to Fei'er.

Then, the jug flew up.

Oh, to be precise, Juzi controlled the kettle and made it come to Mayfair.Then, while Fei'er was still sluggish, a cup of hot water was slowly poured into the cup.

With such a simple action, the two girls couldn't recover for a long time.The cup of hot water that was originally poured for her was almost cold, and they were still staring at the cup in a daze.

"Your ability to accept is too poor..." Wu Ren was a little helpless.

When I suddenly had an extra system in my mind, I didn't see how panicked it was, and it seemed that seeing oranges could control spiritual power at that time, I didn't think it was particularly unusual.

Is it because I have read too many novels and am not surprised?Or are you too nervous?
"Hey...you can only blame me for being too wise and powerful." Wu Ren stood up talking to himself, walked to the sofa, hugged the orange in his arms, and sat down.

Fei'er and Xiaowan turned their heads blankly, watching him caress the orange in his arms, and this guy raised a cat's paw angrily, and ticked at the two girls, saying "Lei!" Lei ah Lei ah ~" look.

"You bastard, are you a little angry?" Wu Ren raised his hand and pressed its cat's paw, and pinched its stomach by the way.

There was a "goo" sound, and it sounded like I was hungry.

Wu Ren didn't pay much attention, and looked up at Fei'er and the others and said, "Don't look at the oranges like this, in fact, the meals you usually eat are all made of oranges."

"Do you know why these meals have suddenly become so delicious? It's all because of oranges, which can use spiritual power to process ingredients, making the taste of meals a qualitative leap."

Two women: "..."

Okay, it seems that knowledge popularization is too impatient.I still have to slowly introduce what is the aura of heaven and earth and why cats can cultivate immortals.

This is quite a long experience... Wu Ren has a headache.Looking up, it was past eleven o'clock, and it was almost time for dinner.Xiaowan's parents are still busy with work today, so the little girl can only stay here to eat.

He squeezed Tangerine's stomach again: "Orange, why don't we cook first, and talk while we eat?"

He was answered with a strange "goo".

Orange didn't speak, but it was obviously strange why his stomach made such a sound.

To be reasonable, at such an advanced age, Wu Renhuo really didn't know that a cat's stomach could make a sound like purring.

"Orange, what's the matter?"

"How do I know meow? Wu Ren, what did you do to me meow?"

"What did I do, nothing okay?"

This is really strange.

He squeezed again.

"Goo."

Like some kind of... screaming chicken?Pinch and call?No way, although oranges are fat, they still can't eat the whole screaming chicken at home.

So Wu Ren squeezed again.

"Goo."

Pinch again.

"Goo."

After pinching a lot, he even began to feel that this "goo" was a little sexy.

Soft and long, the sound is not loud but sounds powerful.If you pinch it a lot, it is even a bit addictive, quite like pinching the bubbles in plastic packaging when you were a child.

"Wu Renmeow..."

"What's wrong?" Wu Ren squeezed again.

The goo sounded again.

"Can you stop pinching meow...?"

"Why, it's fun!" Wu Ren said, pinching it again.

Goo is still so sexy.

"Meow, I think..."

pinch.

goo.

pinch.

goo.

pinch.

"There is no end meow! Stop meow meow!"

Juzi suddenly jumped up on the spot, waved his spiritual power to push Wu Ren away, and then rushed towards the cat litter box in the corner of the living room with agility and speed that were completely disproportionate to his body shape.

"what's the situation?"

Wu Ren was still a little dazed, but when he saw Juzi squatting into the litter box on a shelf, he immediately understood.

Don't you just want to shit, what a joke.I can be regarded as a qualified excrement shoveler at any rate now, so I can still handle this matter.

Besides, Orange is a cultivator cat, and he eats well, so even if he poops, it won't be as smelly as in the legend.Not smelly cat feces is a great happiness for the shit shovel officer.

But the reality seems to be not as optimistic as Wu Ren imagined.

With a strange sound, a certain smell that made people not want to eat for the next three months slowly spread in the living room.

We can see that a man and two women who looked normal just now, their complexions are gradually turning from red to white, from white to blue...

It wasn't just who took the lead, the three of them suddenly rushed out the door as if they had made an appointment.

Then, the living room door slammed shut.After panting for a while, Wu Ren's desperate voice sounded outside the door——

"Oranges! How can your ￥#% be so stinky!"

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