My cat can cultivate immortality

Chapter 52 Full
Next we're going to talk about a flavorful topic.

It's really not suitable to bring up this topic before eating, but Wu Ren's mind is full of this matter now, so let's talk about it for now.

There is such an allusion called "I don't know the taste of meat in March".

This sentence comes from "The Analects of Confucius". The original sentence is: Zi Zai Qi, smelling "Shao", March does not know the taste of meat.Said: I don't want to be happy, so I am here.

What do you mean, Mr. Kong once had a teacher named Chang Hong, who was very good at music.Hearing that Chang Hong lived in the state of Qi, Confucius went to visit him.

I won't talk about the specific content of this visit. In short, it is a discussion about music.Let's just look at the results of the discussion—in order to solve Lao Kong's doubts, Chang Hong decided to play some piano music himself and let him feel it.

Confucius naturally readily agreed.

So the performance began. Chang Hong brushed his long hair, walked to the piano in a suave manner, and then took off his shoes.

Take off your shoes.

I took off my shoes.

shoes.

shoe……

Okay, the key is the "shoes off".The ancients naturally had a high respect for such a noble thing as music, so there was a saying of "burning incense and playing the piano", taking off your shoes was probably the custom at that time.

However, by coincidence, Chang Hong's feet are quite... tasteful.Confucius was sitting on the straw mat across from him a few meters away, and he could feel a "fragrant wind" rushing towards him, which made him completely conquered in an instant.

It is estimated that the complexion at that time was similar to that of Wu Ren just now...

In short, from the moment Chang Hong took off his shoes, one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, and Confucius had no idea what happened afterwards.

Things are naturally endless.

After returning from visiting Chang Hong, Mr. Kong stopped eating meat - even if there was meat in the dishes, he would be put aside far away.

There is no other reason, seeing the meat seems to remind me of the day when I was dominated by the smell of Chang Hong's feet.

For three whole months, basically no meat was eaten at all.The whole person lost weight.The people around were worried, so they asked Lao Kong: "Teacher, are you okay? Why did you go to Qi for a tour and come back like this?"

It was a pain in Lao Kong's heart.But he can't speak ill of people behind his back, can he?So it can only be edited.

After talking for a long time, Chang Hong seemed to play a piece of music that day.So an excuse was found logically.

Lao Kong narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at the colorful clouds flying in the sky at an elevation angle of 45 degrees, and the fluorescence in his eyes (actually two tears of flowers), said:

"If you don't take pictures for fun, it's here!"

——I never thought that music could be so beautiful!

……

Keke, okay.

The above content is pure nonsense, just take it as a joke.

The main reason is that Wu Ren is squatting outside the living room at this moment, looking at the blue faces of the two girls beside him, his mind is really blank.

Just now, Tangerine blew up Wu Ren's three views to bits and pieces.For the first time, he knew that cats fart and shit can smell so bad.

Originally, I still wanted to eat, but now I only have a strong nausea.

"Xiaowan, Mayfair... let's withdraw first..."

After struggling to stand up, he strenuously lifted the two girls who were almost fainted, and stumbled back to his room.After temporarily placing them on his bed, he quickly picked up the toilet water on the bookshelf and sprayed it in the room.

A few people were stimulated by the strong fragrance and sneezed a lot before slowly recovering.

Xiao Wan and Mayfair are really pitiful this time.They had just reacted from the shock that Ju Zi was a cat that could cultivate immortals, and they were immediately plunged into the shock of this earth-shattering stench.

His eyes were dull, his face was pale, his clothes were disheveled, and his whole body was limp.

Well, that's about it.

...Why do you feel that the description is not quite right?

"Hey...Juzi, he lost the chain at a critical moment." Wu Ren smacked his face and looked up to the sky and sighed, "I wanted to show off a wave of operations, but this time I'm afraid I'm going to play it off completely."

"Xiao, Xiao Wu..." Xiao Wan's gaze finally became brighter, and he asked tremblingly, "Orange... has it always been like this?"

"How is that possible! I'm so confused, okay?" Wu Ren wanted to cry, "This guy usually doesn't smell bad at all, why did he suddenly become this virtuous today!"

……

The whole situation lasted until the afternoon before it eased up a little.

But this so-called mitigation is only to the point where "poison can't kill people".

Wu Ren covered his mouth and nose with three layers of wet towels, took a big breath, and finally had the courage to open the door of the living room a small crack.

Guoguo and Coke rushed out the door like crazy, and then fell to the ground like talking about mud.It's a pity that they are covered with hair, otherwise they might also see their blue and purple faces.

The cihuamao father and son don't even have the energy to tell jokes in daily life. They are lying on their side with their tongues hanging out, their pupils dilated and their eyes straight, with a terrifying expression of doubting the cat's life.

Oranges are the last to come out.

After all, this stuff is the culprit, probably the closest to the source of the smell, and it's like a cat-shaped stink bomb.As soon as he came out of the living room, Guoguo and Coke, who were on the ground in front of the door, twitched all over, jumped up on the spot, and fled downstairs.

Wu Ren's eyes were also blackened by it.

So, two hours later.

After experiencing severe ravages, taking three baths, shower gel n times, and being sprayed with perfume forcibly, the orange was slowly accepted by all living things in the family.

As for the source of pollution in the living room—Wu Ren went to find a super-large plastic bag, wrapped the entire cat litter box, then sealed it with tape, and sent it to the garbage collection point two intersections away. .

As for the new cat bowl... just replace it with a random one, and then buy a new one later.

"terrible."

This is the evaluation of the three of them on Juzi's post just now.

Wu Ren also joked that if any of you feel fat in the future and want to go on a diet to lose weight, just come and find oranges.

As a result, these words were met with big eyes from the two women.

The three of them tossed until the afternoon, and finally managed to eat some food.Of course, now they have accepted the fact that Juzi is a cat that can only cultivate immortality.

Although watching Juzi sitting on the stove and controlling her spiritual power to cook was still a bit unreal, at least they didn't have the idea of ​​calling the police because of it.

Perhaps the only unacceptable thing is the fact that "creatures that cook for themselves are not human beings", right?

Wu Ren didn't care about it, but Fei'er asked this and that worriedly.For example, is it hygienic, is it healthy, is there cat hair in the food, etc...

How could there be cat hair?
Oranges are no different than ordinary cats.Since the beginning of cultivation, my whole body has undergone tremendous changes.Not to mention hair loss, you may not be able to pull it out even if you pull it hard.

As for sanitation—there is nothing more hygienic than spiritual power. For ingredients and tools, they can be used directly without touching them.

After Wu Ren explained for a long time, Mayfair was finally relieved.

This girl is a bit of a clean freak. She usually wants to take a bath when she sweats a little. Wu Ren can smell the fragrance when she passes by her all day long.

So, the Lantern Festival, which was supposed to be joyous and joyful, just passed away.

and many more.

"... Lantern Festival? Oh yes! Today is Lantern Festival!"

Wu Ren slapped his thigh.He just remembered that he originally called Xiaowan to eat Yuanxiao together - Uncle Zheng and his company are relatively unscrupulous, and there is no holiday on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.So even though Xiaowan doesn't have class today, he can only be at home alone.

That's why Wu Ren called her over.

Right now, the two girls are still in their own room, watching the second season of Sima Yi on the computer.As for him - in order to find a clean place, he hid at the front desk on the first floor and coded.

From the busy work at three o'clock to five o'clock now, two hours have passed, and there are already [-] words of manuscripts saved in the computer.

After moving his stiff neck, Wu Ren got up and went upstairs.

Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he found that Ju Zi was sitting at the top of the stairs, looking down at him from a height.

Wu Ren was a little puzzled, and asked, "What's the matter? Sitting here by myself."

"Wu Ren Wu Ren, I feel... full of meow!" Orange replied.

"Full? What's full?"

……

　Thank you Benzene for watching, [-] miles per second, and Twilight Frost Sky for your rewards!

　　
　
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