This up walks sideways

Chapter 239 A happy life has no longitude and latitude, why be afraid of the East China Sea for ginger soup!
"How can you call "Aragaki Satomi"'s husband! ?Her husband is obviously me!You are spreading rumors, change your name quickly, before it is too late. "

Good guy, this is not eating peaches.

Instead, he hugged the peach tree and gnawed hard!
"The following poem, ahem..."

Jiang Bai is a little speechless, why is it like this, although this kind of traffic is high, it still needs a few good poems to finish.

"Back to school next week

four essays
one is Chinese
Three are in English

didn't write

play cell phone

Cool - "The End""

"Brother, you really have such a trace of Versailles. You haven't written four essays. Back then, I had four exercise books..." Jiang Bai's brain hurts when he thought of those four exercise books.

"Worry about writing new words! Chinese composition is [-] words, English composition is [-] words, isn't it easy? But you can't hurt me, I don't have homework when I am in college~ You are not true at all. "Jiang Bai flicked the paper on which the poem was printed.

"On the other hand, the following poem is much more sincere."

"Only the physical chemistry homework is left.

I breathe a sigh of relief
showing a confident smile
open physics homework
Close up
open chemistry homework
Close up
Showing an awkward yet polite smile——"Can't Write""

"Student, if you are a freshman in high school this year, then you are still saved. You can choose liberal arts. If you are a sophomore or a senior, puff hahahahaha."

Jiang Bai was laughing wildly halfway through the talk. It's too miserable to choose a subject that he doesn't know in the second and third grades!

"Ahem, all in all, I believe you will be able to change the status quo!" Jiang Bai looked serious, and then turned his head to prevent the camera from capturing his distorted smile.

"I trust you"

"Back to school tonight

homework on the table

Refusing to move - "Self-Portrait"

"This poem is a bit novel~ The classmates in front of me are lazy or can't write, but this classmate is simply the type of [I didn't write my homework, it's none of my business]."

Good guy, there is a skill in shirking responsibility.

"But your title has no inner meaning, I think it should be called "Sketch from Life""

Jiang Bai really feels that this poem is good, and it has a little taste.

"Community

Garbage truck is doing somersault

I stop and watch

look back

The uncle next door and his grandson are also there
smile at each other

turn back to the house
Happiness is so simple - "Happiness of Men"

"The author vividly interprets what it means to be a 'boy until the death of a man' by writing that three men of different ages are watching...inexplicable things."

Indeed, even if an old man over eighty years old sees a pile of cow dung in the field and has a box of black spiders in his hand, he will definitely detonate it.

Because a man's happiness is that simple.

Boys don't grow up, only boys' toys grow up...

Jiang Bai suddenly remembered a joke:
When I was young, girls liked dolls and boys liked toys.

Growing up, girls love toys and boys love dolls.

A very normal poem, not driving.

"A friend said
My right eyelid jumped
have a bad feeling

Big problem
I said
It's the 21st century

Don't be superstitious, trust science
soon
my left eyelid twitched

I am very happy
because i'm lucky

Make a fortune - "Superstition"

"This poem, there is something!" Jiang Bai called the expert.

A little connotation.

"Everyone can understand this poem slowly, but what I want to say is that scientific materialism is good! This is something worth learning." Jiang Bai has a strong desire to survive.

"a whip

two whips
三鞭
four whips
five whips
- "Five Whips"

"Hey, good guy, I really have you."

Jiang Bai was so stupid when he saw this poem, he really knew how to use the Enter key to make a poem.

God damn five consecutive whips.

Young man, if you don't talk about Wude, go and trick me, an old comrade who just entered college.

"Brothers, here are some more sunny and snowy poems, why don't you put them at the beginning? Because I'm afraid that everyone will be scared away."

"The playback volume of the video depends on whether you can eat a bucket of instant noodles a day or add a ham sausage." Jiang Bai said with a smile.

This is just farting, Jiang Bai's current capital reserves, eating ham sausage for a lifetime is not a problem...

"Like Mengling·Dongsi

The morning dew leaves no residue in the evening, and the white hair is easy to get.

There are only remnants of red fallen branches, and there is only a place where dust is crushed.

Hu Yu, Hu Yu, I will come back someday to continue.”

"This poem is not amazing, but it can be called excellent. The author is skilled! Take Li Cun's "Recalling the Immortal Pose" as the main body."

"Seven sentences with five squares and one rhyme, the rhythm is very neat, and the whole poem has bones and flesh. The first four sentences describe the natural metabolism of the human body and the decline and fall of nature. They are slightly negative, and the writing style in the latter part is suddenly optimistic."

But in fact there are still some fly in the ointment, but Jiang Bai is considering whether to speak out.

After all, literati are not friendly to each other. It would be bad if you lose a literary fan because of such a trivial matter.

In the end, Jiang Bai decided to help him modify it.

"Although this poem is excellent, there is still some fly in the ointment. Rumengling has only 33 characters in total, but there are two remnants in the non-overlapping rhymes."

"So I suggest that we can modify it, changing "red fallen branches" to "red fallen branches". "

Then Jiang Bai saw another song "Like a Dream"

The corner of the mouth twitched slightly, the rhythm was extremely neat, so neat that Jiang Bai didn't even have any intention of modifying the poem.

"Like a dream...ah

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. "

Jiang Bai clapped his hands slightly.

"It is well known that 'ah' has five pronunciations, so the meter of this poem is very standard and magnificent."

"It seems to be telling the world the profoundness of Huaguo culture, and the angle is extremely tricky..."

The following poem, Jiang Bai thinks, is the best one in this call for contributions.

Of course, the last sentence of this poem was modified by Jiang Bai.

After all, the requirements for the composition of the college entrance examination are: positive, positive energy, and it is forbidden to spread negative energy~

"The following poem is called "Crab and Crab". I personally think it is the best in the audience."

"Iron Armor Changge is powerful, once it comes out of the water tray
Eight-legged staggered morning glow, two pincers holding red flames high
The fragrance of yellow chrysanthemum dispels the heat while the green ants keep warm and respect the coolness of autumn
What is the hard work of half a lifetime to pay for wine and ginger? "

"Of course, this poem is the original poem. I changed a part of this poem later. You can see the difference."

"Iron Armor Changge is powerful, once it comes out of the water tray
Eight-legged staggered morning glow, two pincers holding red flames high
The fragrance of yellow chrysanthemum dispels the heat while the green ants keep warm and respect the coolness of autumn
There is no latitude and longitude in life, so why be afraid of exchanging ginger candy in the East China Sea! "

There is no doubt that after Jiang Bai's modification, this poem is even more atmospheric.

The momentum is like a rainbow!

Even when Jiang Bai saw the first four sentences, he thought it was written by Mr. Su Dongpo who was relegated all the way.

But seeing the last sentence, Jiang Bai realized that he had wrongly blamed this netizen, and the last sentence was almost meaningless from Mr. Dongpo's literary talent.

"This poem is very well written, but the last sentence is too mournful, which ruins the style of the previous text."

(End of this chapter)