This up walks sideways

Chapter 240 Sassy waves and cheap come back out of the rivers and lakes with the wind (two in one)

"Crabs are actually not particularly good in our impression."

"Shrimp soldiers and crab generals will often watch the crabs with cold eyes to see how long you will run rampant. But the author of this poem is praising the crabs, and the crabs that show off their might in the lake and sea are salvaged."

"Then it was steamed and made into a dish. Crabs are the fattest in autumn, and chrysanthemums bloom in autumn. Chrysanthemums can suppress the cold and fishy smell of crabs."

"There is a word in the poem, green ants, what are green ants, green ants are the foam on the top of new wine, and generally refer to wine."

"The crab's surname is cold, warm wine can suppress the crab's coldness."

Jiang Bai talked a lot in one breath. For this poem, Jiang Bai checked the information and Baidu Encyclopedia.

Only then did I understand the poem and be able to analyze it.

Still have to mention, there is something.

"The first three couplets are very playful, as if they are mocking the crabs, but this is to pave the way for the earth-shattering later."

"There is no latitude and longitude in a happy life! Why be afraid of the East China Sea for ginger soup! Crabs walk sideways and have no sense of direction, but the author thinks this is a good thing."

"Crabs don't run around for fame and wealth, they are free and happy. They used to be in the East China Sea, but now they are in Jiangtang. It doesn't matter! Life and death are beyond consideration, what a poem!"

Whoever gives way is also walking sideways at the broken station.

People in the rivers and lakes call it a crab that breaks the station and walks sideways with the wind and breaks the station. This is not a joke.

"Odd and even don't change,

Symbol see quadrant.
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"Trigonometric Function Induction Formula""

"..." Jiang Bai was speechless.

God damn trigonometric function induction formula, grass.

"All of a sudden, it brought back my bad memories." Jiang Bai silently wiped a handful of bitter tears. When he was learning the induction formula in the first year of high school, he had to memorize the formula to death.

I completely forgot all about the senior high school entrance exam... Sure enough, the college entrance examination is the thing that makes people forget the learning results most easily.

"Actually, I feel that this is not a poem, but a couplet?" Jiang Bai thought for a while, and felt that this could be treated as a couplet.

"Continuous is not necessarily deducible, but derivable must be continuous—"Advanced Mathematics", does it have any inner flavor?"

Advanced mathematics is only learned in colleges. I just escaped from high school mathematics, and now I have fallen into the trap of advanced mathematics.

I... hate it!
"Someone asked me

six minus one equals geometry
I said
equals four plus one
she says
why not five

I said
because young people

Don't talk about five! ! "

"Get hair! You may be the same person as the author of "Five Lianbian" above." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes.

The gods don't talk about Wude, please give me mouse tail juice.

Don't use this kind of poem to deceive, to attack me, an old comrade who just entered the freshman year.

Jiang Bai suddenly had an idea, and there may be another way to interpret this poem.

"I think it may not be because young people don't speak five, but because five characters are not good." Jiang Bai closed his eyes after finishing speaking.

When I went to the clothes, I learned the name and the name.

No Uzi!Can this be turned on?Gan!

"Poetry or something
you read me alone

Everyone else must read

I knew it
no need to read
won't choose me
—— "Lin Daiyu"

"Fuck, you've got an inside taste."

This really has an inner taste, sister Lin's green tea-like speech temperament blows her face, good guy.

The picture is full.

"In the end, I wrote a short paragraph casually and gave it to the students who are about to take the college entrance examination!"

"Nowadays, there are many students who are busy planting grains. In two days, the college entrance examination will be held. All the precipitation on the road to knowledge will be condensed in the prologue at this moment, allowing you to slough off the cicadas and dragons in this harvest season. Change. Zhu Guangquan wishes every candidate can sow a piece of hope, reap happiness and thoughts, and run towards high mountains and broad seas with unlimited prospects.

Mangzhong Mangzhong, may you be busy and take your time.It starts with love, ends with abundance, and finally is amazing! "

"That's the end of this video, I hope viewers who like it can click three times!"

Jiang Bai only remembered after he finished recording...his unboxing has not been recorded yet.

Crying to death, the camera that had just been put away was taken out again.

I had to re-record and then edited it in. It's uncomfortable, Ma Fei!

"Oh, I almost forgot! This video is actually an unboxing video~" Jiang Bai pointed to the unopened box.

This packaging box is in the shape of a brand, and it looks like a broken [-] fan medal.

This medal Jiang Bai didn't intend to tear it down, it can be regarded as a little bit of apology for the broken station, but this little bit of apology... disappeared as soon as Jiang Bai opened the box.

Also sorry, huh, huh!Sorry for your size.

Jiang Bai opened the package excitedly, and everyone was dumbfounded for a while.

Because from the first moment of opening the package, Jiang Bai discovered something was wrong.

Why doesn't my [-] fans medal have those bullet screens and the silver TV in the middle, and it doesn't even have my trumpet name "Jiang Bai Bu Pigeon"?

Some only have four ambitions!Your brother Han Wang cough cough... No!
"You still want to tear it down?"

Breaking the station is on the bar with Jiang Bai!He was just trying to get right, damn it.

You are playing with fire!

Jiang Bai could predict what the bullet screen was brushing, and his face turned black.

"Hahahahahaha."

"You still want to tear it down?"

"Damn it made me laugh."

"It's outrageous."

"Don't you want me to dismantle it? I'll show you!" Jiang Baiya gritted his heart and went directly to the hardware store with the sign in his hand.

"This is the ang that broke the station and forced me!" Jiang Bai walked on the road holding the medal.

He decided to dismantle this medal as well, and he didn't believe that Pozhan could send me another one.

"Do you still dare to tear it apart?"

Dude, even a married mogul wouldn't dare say that in front of me.

hum.

Jiang Bai suddenly thought of a good idea on the road, and he decided not to tear it down.

Damn, I just cut you up.

hardware store.

"Boss, is there a cutting machine?" Jiang Bai asked the boss while holding the sign like a spirit card.

The boss looked at the sign he was holding, it couldn't be a black and white photo.

What kind of hatred, what kind of resentment, I will cut you up after death.

But it's the most business, there are no taboos, it doesn't matter.

"Yes, yes." The boss wiped the fine sweat that appeared on his forehead, and he was not very afraid at first.

But the young man in front of him... actually looked at this suspected black and white photo and was giggling.

Couldn't be a mental patient?Or a killer?

Just when the boss was starting to think wildly, Jiang Bai made a sound.

"Boss, where is it?" Jiang Bai looked around and didn't see it.

"In the workshop." The boss was a little panicked, the cutting machine was in the workshop.

Then you have to take this suspected mentally ill guy to the workshop, but the workshop is made of soundproof facilities because of the need to cut things.

When the time comes, two people will be in the same room... This may be a psychopath!If it hurts me, I can't call for help because of the sound insulation effect.

Kind of outrageous.

The boss considered everything, but only one point was not considered.

The humanoid thing in front of him might be a fool.

Jiang Bai:? ? ?
Finally, after careful consideration, the owner of the hardware store decided to take him there.

After all, here in my territory, you have to listen to my son!

In my next life, when I was young, I had a glorious time in Hongxing, Kowloon.

"Boss, your workshop is quite big, there is something!" Jiang Bai looked at the big workshop in front of him and exclaimed.

This workshop is quite big, and it looks like a rich man.

With such a freshman underground workshop in Shanghai, he is already considered rich.

Moreover, the materials in the workshop are complete, and Jiang Bai feels that he can produce a manual video.

At that time, you can borrow the boss's workshop to try it out.

"That's not right!" The boss was very proud when he mentioned this workshop.

"What glorious history does this workshop have?" Jiang Bai was a little curious looking at the boss's proud look.

What is this workshop used for? A small boss actually owns such a large workshop.

"This workshop helped me earn money for a while when I was young." The boss fell into memories.

Then he took out his mobile phone and opened the broken station for Jiang Bai.

"Isn't this a broken station?" Jiang Bai was puzzled.

"Yeah, you also know about broken stations?" The boss was also puzzled.

"...Look at who is number one on the current hot list." Jiang Bai silently reminded.

When the boss heard this, he opened the hot list of the broken station.

"The Tricky King? "——No 2 is not called Lu Xiaogu.

The cover of the video is the scene where Lu Gu and Jiang Bai are sitting on the sofa, and Jiang Bai is eating the rubber steamed bun heated by Lu Gu's hair dryer.

It's a shame, but Lu Gu likes it, Gan.

"This is you?" The boss pointed suspiciously at the man eating rubber buns.

"it's me."

"No 2 not called Lu Xiaogu is your broken website account? Why is such a big man such a mother." The boss complained.

"That's my girlfriend's broken website account... This video is a collaboration video between me and her." A tic-tac-toe popped up on Jiang Bai's forehead.

It hurts a bit, what a goddamn motherfucker.

I have no eyesight, boss.

"Oh, no wonder." The boss nodded approvingly.

"Then what do you want to do when you open the broken station?" The topic finally returned to the original place.

What does the boss want to do when he opens the broken station?Show him a video to prove the history of this workshop?
"I opened the broken station and wanted to do something, but I suddenly forgot. I'm getting old and my memory is bad." The boss seemed to be doing it on purpose, and patted his head.

Jiang Bai felt that this person was too good to beat.

But if I don't ask clearly, I feel a little itchy in my heart. It's so hard to choose. Hey!

One is to give the boss a punch, but in this way, he will never get news, although his wish has been fulfilled.

The other is to ask him to tell himself that although he got the news he wanted, he lost his integrity.

It's so hard to choose!

I choose to split. If there are two Jiang Bais, there is no need to make a choice. One Jiang Bai hits him and the other Jiang Bai begs him.

Unconstrained and unconstrained, whimsical.

It's really you, classmate Jiang Xiaobai who broke the station and walked sideways.

Jiang Bai and this boss actually chatted quite well. After talking for a few words, the two of them already felt a kind of basic affection...

In the end, Jiang Bai decided to give up his integrity, anyway, it's useless for him to want this thing.

Heaven knows, the earth knows, you know, I know, hum, if there is a third person who knows.

So... I beg you, don't let anyone know about it (disgusting).

"Tell me about it." Jiang Bai holding the sign is the same as holding a black and white photo of a married webmaster.

Lian.

The boss turned his head to one side, heh, what a tsundere.

"Tell me about it." Jiang Bai blinked, trying to use the cute method?

But who is the boss, Jiulong Hongxing... Ahem, he doesn't like this anyway!
"Tell me, okay~" Jiang Bai changed to holding the medal in one hand, shaking the boss's other hand.

How disgusting how disgusting.

Damn, it's really you! (sincere)

It's so easy to do what we can't do!
"Listen to me."

"I want to hear it~"

"Boss Greg~"

Jiang Bai's sudden coquettish flashed the boss's waist.

If you read the above paragraph and feel that there is something wrong with Jiang Bai's brain, Jiang Bai will tell you.

It's not that there is something wrong with Jiang Bai's brain, but that the system's brain is seriously ill.

Because he released a task that Jiang Bai couldn't think of at the moment the hardware store owner opened the broken station.

The system that usually has no sense of existence for so long actually cheated on the uncle's side!
Outrageous?Outrageous, especially outrageous.

"【Hidden Master】

Mission introduction: The unattractive boss in front of you is actually a recluse expert!
Please use your way to learn about the heroic deeds of this expert
Note: "Your way" refers to being coquettish and cheap, but it can't make this tall man feel disgusted.

Mission Reward: Good stuff. "

When Jiang Bai saw this task, he was stunned on the spot.

Slutty?When did I lose my temper?I'm clearly a crab walking sideways!
The content of this mission is weird enough, but what Jiang Bai never expected is.

This mission reward is even more wonderful.

God is such a good thing, damn it.

Jiang Bai almost laughed out loud when he saw this task reward.

Since the mission came, there is no reason to let it go. I haven't come to the mission for so long, and I have to complete a mission to let everyone know that the system is still there.

System: I'm still here, and the wind hasn't forgotten me.

So there was the original scene.

The owner of the hardware store actually recognized Jiang Bai when he saw the number one hit list.

The hot list of broken stations belongs to the big waves washing the sand, and picking the gold among the gold.

Simply keep improving!
Under such circumstances, the UP masters who can still stand out are naturally not much worse.

As a senior, I still take care of juniors~
So when Jiang Bai came to have a three-time meal of "Sao Lang Ji", not only did the boss not feel disgusted, but he was even very relieved.

A man can bend and stretch, good guy.

No wonder you broke the top of the popular list, you have a big brother!
"Since you asked the question sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully~" the boss played a joke.

"You are the embodiment of love, Sailor Moon, and you want to destroy me on behalf of the moon?" Jiang Bai answered with a dark face.

"Hahahahahaha, good guy, two thorn newt."

"Each each other."

"I'm actually a UP owner of Pozhan." The boss clicked on his Pozhan account.

Jiang Bai was taken aback when he saw this broken account, although he had never heard of this person.

But there is him in the hall of fame of the broken station!
Jiang Bai can clearly remember a short introduction of the UP master.

The originator of the handicraft area!
Mountain monster, this one!

Jiang Bai looked at this boss as if he was looking at a living fossil, although this boss has not been updated.

But he was the UP master when Pozhan first started, and he is a veteran UP.

No wonder he's in the Hall of Fame.

It's really worthy of being "the ignorant ignorant"!
(End of this chapter)