Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 312 Eating or Finding Faults?

"You two, the dishes are ready, please take your time." The voice of the third princess brought the two people who were toasting and drinking back to reality. The dissatisfied asked: "Why is there only food but no wine? We paid you a lot of money."

Zhao Deyan winked wildly, indicating to the boss that you should keep a low profile and be more tactful, but it's a pity that Xieli didn't see it.

"Wine? Silver?" The third concubine laughed angrily, and explained with a light cough: "Forget it, it's your first time here, maybe you didn't find out clearly. The price of the food in this restaurant is high, and this gentleman must be aware of it. Bags of silver, I have prepared exactly the amount of food for this table according to your requirements, and there are accounts to check, and they are exactly the same."

"What? This, this table of food costs hundreds of taels of silver? Are you a black shop?" Xie Li exclaimed, "Don't think we are from the grassland and bully you! Tell you, this king is..."

Zhao Deyan hurriedly covered the other party's mouth and pressed it tightly, but the voice had already spread, attracting many people's attention, and the Xuanjia guards outside the door had already entered, waiting for the princess to say something.

The third concubine waved her hand to signal the guards to retreat, and everyone sat down and continued to eat, then turned to sneer at Jieli and said, "Don't hide it, come from the grassland, claim yourself as the king, and have a Han military advisor by your side, then you are Jieli from the Eastern Turks." Khan, you are Zhao Deyan?"

Xie Li was stunned, looked at him in bewilderment, and said to himself that a mere maid serving dishes, knowing that Lao Tzu is the ruler of a country, would dare to ignore her like this?
Zhao Deyan knew it well, but he didn't dare to point out that this was King Qin's territory. He wanted to fool around and trick Jieli into eating this meal to cure his illness, so he bowed his hands humbly and said, "Your eye..."

"I'm very busy, so I don't have time to care about your identities. It's best to inquire about the rules before coming here. Just don't make trouble for me. The food won't mess with you. You can eat with confidence. If you have nothing to do, sit down and eat. I'm busy. "The third princess turned around to leave.

Zhao Deyan stretched out his hand and asked, "Then this wine..."

The third concubine frowned, and said with some displeasure: "You really want to drink? Okay, with your identities, I can sell you a pot."

"Oh? So, your wine is fine wine? Ordinary people don't sell it? Military teacher, take the money, this king insists on tasting it." Jie Li snorted coldly, a little in disbelief.

"Silver? Hahahaha..." The third concubine couldn't bear the ignorance of Jieli. She covered her mouth and almost bent over laughing. You can’t buy it with silver, a jug of wine costs a hundred taels of gold.”

"What??" Jieli stood up suddenly, "Black shop, black shop, black shop that intentionally slaughters customers..."

The third concubine's face was pulled down smoothly, and she snorted softly: "Huh, since the store first opened last year, only three of you have called our store a black shop. It has been more than a year now, and today you have called me twice with a straight face. Just ignore you once, and still shout? You don’t know what’s good or bad! I don’t think you’re here to eat at all, you’re here to find trouble, right?”

At this time, the fourth concubine, who was also a waiter, came up and said angrily: "Sister, how dare they make trouble? I'll clear it out!"

Zhao Deyan hurriedly stood up and stood in the middle, winked at Jieli to keep him from speaking, apologized repeatedly, and at the same time took out a smaller cloth bag from his body, and said sincerely: "Sorry, sorry, my lord is too busy to understand the rules. , It’s so offensive, it’s not intentional. This is wine money, we’re really here for dinner, and we’re not going to make trouble.”

"Hmph, you know etiquette. Since you have voted for the grassland as prime minister, you should help them well and teach them the rules of going to the countryside in the Central Plains. In Chang'an City, you are still so arrogant. Be careful not to get into trouble!" With a single threat, he pulled the fourth concubine into the back kitchen and continued to work.

Jieli was extremely depressed by the operation of his subordinates. Seeing the other party walk into the side door, he pointed at the side door angrily and asked, "Why are you stopping me? You have lost all my face. So what if the emperor opened a shop? Could it be that they are all imperial concubines?"

"Oh my sweat, can I call you daddy? Stop howling, are you deliberately making things difficult for me? No matter how crazy and rude you are, without the help of other shops, the diners in the hall will not be able to tolerate us, The money has been spent, let’s eat quickly and don’t make enemies with the food.” Zhao Deyan covered Jie Li’s mouth and tried to persuade him, “Khan, no matter what, after finishing this meal, I’ll give you an explanation when I go back. I admit it, I just ask you to stop talking, we are really here for dinner, not to cause trouble."

Jieli snorted coldly, picked up the chopsticks and picked up the steamed sea bass, thanks to Jieli, who liked the culture of the Central Plains since he was a child, and learned to use chopsticks early on. When I come to this table, if I am not used to chopsticks, I am afraid that I will have to eat it directly with my hands.

Um!The entrance of the fish is extremely tender and smooth, and the taste is excellent. The key is that the taste is so delicious, it is like a cool lightning, hitting the taste buds directly. For Xieli, the vocabulary is not enough to describe that taste. Enjoy the intoxicated eyes...

"How is it, profusely? Is the taste very unique?" Zhao Deyan smiled, thinking that when he is in a bad mood, there is no delicacy that cannot be conquered, and I will try it too.

But before his chopsticks caught the fish, Jieli woke up, dropped the chopsticks, picked up the plate with one hand, and ate the fish with the other. This scene not only stunned Zhao Deyan, who was at the same table, but also The fourth princess who stayed and came to deliver wine.

Swallowing with a thud, the fourth princess shook her head and said, "Are you so poor in the grassland? Seeing how your lord looks like, you must have not had enough food for months. This is the wine you want, sweet and soft I heard that grassland people like spirits, but you don’t have enough money, so you can only provide wine at this price, so let’s make do with it.”

After speaking, she turned around and walked quickly into the backyard. She couldn't wait to tell the interesting stories here to the sisters.

Looking at the fish that went into Jieli's stomach after three times, five times and two times, when he poured the wine and raised his head, there was only an empty plate left, not to mention the fish bones, and even a little bit of steamed fish soup. There is nothing left, this plate is clean and can be taken directly to refill the dishes.

The diners on the table not far away said with emotion: "Hey, it seems that the grassland is really bitter and cold. It is not easy to be a king and have to go hungry. We are so lucky that we were born in the Tang Dynasty."

Jieli seemed to be choking or stuck, so Zhao Deyan hurriedly handed him the drink, "Sweating profusely, you're choking on eating, hurry up and drink some wine..."

It was too late to speak, and his expression was very uncomfortable. Xie Li took the wine glass with one hand, but tried his best to grab his throat with the other hand. Zhao Deyan panicked. He secretly thought that he was poisoned, right?Do they really dare?

(End of this chapter)