Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 313 An Unforgettable Meal

"Khan, don't scare me, are you poisoned? I'll go find them..." Zhao Deyan got up angrily and was about to run away, but was held down by Jieli.

Zhao Deyan was so anxious that he jumped up. After a while, Jie Li's face was flushed and his whole body was swollen. The person on the table next to him reminded him: "Like this, something stuck in his throat, that's right, this kind of eating fish must be Fishbone..."

Ah...cough, cough, click!

Under everyone's gaze, Xieli suddenly coughed something up. The huge impact directly broke a corner of the empty pottery plate on the table, and everyone was stunned.

It wasn't because of the force of the cough, nor was it because of the damage to the tableware, but the object that was coughed up—it turned out to be a complete fish head!

Although the fish used in this steamed sea bass dish is not big, less than two catties, but the fish head with bones is not considered small, how did he swallow the jujube whole?

"Phew... I'm so relieved, I was almost stuck to death by the fishbone!" Xie Li gasped and sighed.

Zhao Deyan couldn't help covering his face and said: "Khan, take a closer look, where is this fish bone? It's clearly a whole fish head, no matter how delicious this dish is, it won't be like this. Ten thousand deaths must be blamed."

Picking up the wine glass habitually, Jie Li smiled and comforted his subordinates: "It's just a meal, it's not a problem. With this dish alone, today's visit will not be in vain. Good food should be paired with good wine. Let me try his house." The fine nectar and jade dew in the end...huh?"

The aroma of the wine entered the nostrils, Jieli couldn't care less about talking, he raised his hand and raised his head to drink it up in one gulp, like a clear spring, but with a trace of sparks, rushing through the throat and directly into the abdomen, the aroma of the wine rushes upwards, returning to the sweet fragrance Refreshing and refreshing, the feeling is hard to express, only Jieli's intoxicated expression that he can't get over for a long time.

After a long time, there was a hearty applause, and all the diners looked at this side in surprise. Jie Li laughed loudly and said: "Good wine, worthy of the name of fine nectar and jade liquid, it is unparalleled in the world. This king has drunk it before. The most beautiful wine, who is the master wine maker? Military commander, make an arrangement, and I must get this person. From now on, if there is no good wine, this king will never be able to eat again..."

puff……

Zhao Deyan just drank the fine wine, before he had time to taste it, he was startled by these words, covered Jieli's mouth again, and stopped shouting, and if he shouted again, don't talk about eating, he was afraid he would be beaten to death on the spot.

The princess running the hall frowned and scolded: "It's an ancient ritual not to talk when you eat or sleep, you can communicate in a low voice when you are having a banquet, don't disturb other guests."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it won't happen..." Zhao Deyan quickly apologized, and then turned his head to tell Jieli, "Khan, this is not in the grassland, and we didn't bring guards. It's better to keep a low profile on their territory Don't gobble it up anymore, just now, the fish head choked almost to death and broke the plate..."

Jieli looked down, very embarrassed, rolled his eyes and changed the subject with a smile, "I know what the military teacher said, okay, I will listen to you today. I let the king eat all the fish, and you didn't taste it. This is not possible. Come, man, waiter, maid? What do you call it? Serve this dish again, no, twice, and this king will eat another one."

Zhao Deyan fell directly to the side, really wanting to vomit blood, don't take me with you if you want to die, she is a princess, even if she is a waiter, who dares to really call me?
The third concubine didn't care about it, she nodded slightly, and walked towards the back kitchen.

"Military Master, why are you so groggy? Come, come, share delicious food with me!" Xieli urged.

Zhao Deyan wiped off his sweat, and suddenly remembered something. He looked at Jieli's face and spirit, and asked in surprise, "Khan, how do you feel physically? Why do you look energetic?"

"Hahahaha, of course, it's so delicious, not to mention mere soldiers, even if you're bedridden, you still have to eat a big meal, eat quickly!"

Getting up from the ground, dusting off the dust on his body, Zhao Deyan picked up the vegetables and started to eat with some lack of interest. When the food entered his mouth, his expression was the same as that of Jieli before, and he was completely stunned.

Then I saw the rare scramble between the master and the servant at this table, and the gluttonous feast mode was turned on. When the third princess brought two fish to serve again, the table was already empty, and the table was full of delicious food. It was eaten up like a storm, and there was no soup left.

"Are you so hungry? Haven't eaten for a few days? Then do you want this fish?" The third princess asked suspiciously.

"Yes, of course, put it on quickly, Zhengchou is not full..." Zhao Deyan urged.

What?
Not full yet?Are you two gluttonous?
The third concubine put down the food, smiled wryly and shook her head, if you hadn't admitted your identities, I would have thought they were two monarchs dressed as beggars.

Half an hour later, Jieli and Zhao Deyan were half lying on the chair covering their stomachs at the same time, rubbing their stomachs with their left hands, picking their teeth with a toothpick with their right hands, chatting from time to time, and hiccuping aftertaste, so pleasant!

"The girl in the waiting room, come here..." Jie Li waved to the third princess lazily.

ah?Everyone was so surprised that they opened their mouths slightly and looked this way.

The third concubine walked over slowly, frowned slightly, and asked, "You two, are you ready to eat?"

She wanted to say please leave after eating well, but before she finished speaking, Jie Li laughed and interrupted, "Okay, it's really great. Your restaurant is good, the food is good, the wine is good, and the people are nice." Pretty enough, tsk tsk.

Go to the back kitchen, call out your chef and follow me, as well as the brewer, and follow me too, oh yes, and you too, um... the woman who delivered the wine just now seems to be nice, Together... How about this, let everyone from top to bottom of your restaurant pack up their things, and then go with this king, and this king will go to negotiate with your Tang emperor, and open a shop in the grassland to do business in the future.

By the way, the shopkeeper doesn't want it, this shopkeeper is an idiot, and he even serves the dishes with stunning beauties, this kind of waste is not wanted by the king.When we get to the grassland, how about I ask you all to be my concubines?Um? ..."

At the end, Jieli even gave a teasing look, which really made the third princess laugh angrily.

That's why he simply ignored him, turned around and walked quickly towards the back kitchen.

"Huh? Don't go... Yes, yes, she has a personality. This king likes to subdue fierce horses! This woman, this king is going to make a decision. Military advisor, you can arrange one... Hmm? Military advisor, what are you doing standing there?" When did you get up? It seems that you really haven’t eaten enough, and this king is too full to get up.” Just as he was about to order his subordinates to do something, when he turned around, Zhao Deyan stood aside at some point, and Jieli asked in surprise road.

Zhao Deyan pointed to all the guests with a mournful face, and said with helplessness and grievance: "Khan, I have been telling you not to talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, it's good now, look back, I'm afraid today will be difficult."

What is hard to be kind?You are? ……Um?What do you want to do?This king is the Khan of the Eastern Turks!When he was speaking, his tone was not as tough as before, because all the guests in the hall stood up, looked at him angrily, and surrounded the two of them step by step.

Those eyes were too familiar, exactly the same as the murderous eyes on the battlefield. Xie Li was frightened, and subconsciously wanted to get up, but he couldn't get up, and fell down on the chair again.

Just at this critical moment, a man strode out from the back hall, holding a kitchen knife and roaring angrily: "Who is looking for the young master? Want to marry the young master's mistress to be the princess? Taking advantage of my master's absence and robbing people?" ? After eating the bear heart and leopard guts, stand up for me if you have the guts!"

(End of this chapter)